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over a year ago
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Sir Mix-a-Lot likes Big Butts and cannot lie.
His brother, Sir Mix-a-Little, does not like Big Butts and can only lie.
You have one question. How do you identify the real Sir Mix-a-Lot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rub my bum on their crotch and see who gets hard? "
Rubi I am more than willing to conduct this experiment.
Don't be alarmed if both brothers look like me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why am I thinking about dog food?
That's Winalot 
Here, have a Bonio 
Why am I thinking about erections?
Nah that's Jim, he'll be along later no doubt  "
Hello! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why am I thinking about dog food?
That's Winalot
Here, have a Bonio
Why am I thinking about erections?
Nah that's Jim, he'll be along later no doubt "
Yay! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why am I thinking about dog food?
That's Winalot
Here, have a Bonio
Why am I thinking about erections?
Nah that's Jim, he'll be along later no doubt
Hello!"
Awww, it’s my bestest bud x |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Simple. I would walk in with my itty bitty waist and a round thing in his face. If he gets sprung, then 'tis Sir Mix-A-Lot. If it does nothing for him then it' s t'other one. No words needed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why am I thinking about dog food?
That's Winalot
Here, have a Bonio
Why am I thinking about erections?
Nah that's Jim, he'll be along later no doubt
Hello!
Awww, it’s my bestest bud x"
Hey you. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Simple. I would walk in with my itty bitty waist and a round thing in his face. If he gets sprung, then 'tis Sir Mix-A-Lot. If it does nothing for him then it' s t'other one. No words needed."
Butt you're so good with words. Butt this works too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Simple. I would walk in with my itty bitty waist and a round thing in his face. If he gets sprung, then 'tis Sir Mix-A-Lot. If it does nothing for him then it' s t'other one. No words needed."
Ligeia wins. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Simple. I would walk in with my itty bitty waist and a round thing in his face. If he gets sprung, then 'tis Sir Mix-A-Lot. If it does nothing for him then it' s t'other one. No words needed."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why am I thinking about dog food?
That's Winalot
Here, have a Bonio
Why am I thinking about erections?
Nah that's Jim, he'll be along later no doubt
Hello!
Awww, it’s my bestest bud x
Hey you. x"
James, I need cuddles and sympathy. But how are you? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Simple. I would walk in with my itty bitty waist and a round thing in his face. If he gets sprung, then 'tis Sir Mix-A-Lot. If it does nothing for him then it' s t'other one. No words needed.
Ligeia wins. X"
Always. She’s the best. |
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"Sir Mix-a-Lot likes Big Butts and cannot lie.
His brother, Sir Mix-a-Little, does not like Big Butts and can only lie.
You have one question. How do you identify the real Sir Mix-a-Lot."
Ask one brother "If I showed my big butt to your brother, what would he say?"
If you are talking to Sir Mix-a-Lot then he will say that his brother would say that he DOES like your big butt.
If you are talking to Sir Mix-a-Little he will say that his brother would say that he does NOT like your butt.
So the brother that answers the question with 'My brother would say he DOES like your big butt' is Sir Mix-a-Lot
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Simple. I would walk in with my itty bitty waist and a round thing in his face. If he gets sprung, then 'tis Sir Mix-A-Lot. If it does nothing for him then it' s t'other one. No words needed."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why am I thinking about dog food?
That's Winalot
Here, have a Bonio
Why am I thinking about erections?
Nah that's Jim, he'll be along later no doubt
Hello!
Awww, it’s my bestest bud x
Hey you. x
James, I need cuddles and sympathy. But how are you? X"
I saw your thread, but haven't read it. Fancy a natter tomorrow? I'm not too bad. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why am I thinking about dog food?
That's Winalot
Here, have a Bonio
Why am I thinking about erections?
Nah that's Jim, he'll be along later no doubt
Hello!
Awww, it’s my bestest bud x
Hey you. x
James, I need cuddles and sympathy. But how are you? X
I saw your thread, but haven't read it. Fancy a natter tomorrow? I'm not too bad. x"
Yes xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Boom.
OK Eleanor really wins.
Well done. x
Your won me for the evening.
Whoop! Had to reread my post several times because I wasn't sure I had it...   "
Yeah Took me a good few re-reads before I posted the question. |
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"Boom.
OK Eleanor really wins.
Well done. x
Your won me for the evening.
Whoop! Had to reread my post several times because I wasn't sure I had it...
You’re a clever apple. I hadn’t a clue. "
Aww thank you, will probably get all the sapiophiles now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why am I thinking about dog food?
That's Winalot
Here, have a Bonio
Why am I thinking about erections?
Nah that's Jim, he'll be along later no doubt
Hello!
Awww, it’s my bestest bud x
Hey you. x
James, I need cuddles and sympathy. But how are you? X
I saw your thread, but haven't read it. Fancy a natter tomorrow? I'm not too bad. x
Yes xx"
You're on. xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If you've ever seen the film ''Labyrinth'' It's in there.
It's one of the few scenes without David Bowie waving his massive cod piece in front of a young Jennifer Connelly.
You might have skipped it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why am I thinking about dog food?
That's Winalot
Here, have a Bonio
Why am I thinking about erections?
Nah that's Jim, he'll be along later no doubt
Hello!
Awww, it’s my bestest bud x
Hey you. x
James, I need cuddles and sympathy. But how are you? X
I saw your thread, but haven't read it. Fancy a natter tomorrow? I'm not too bad. x
Yes xx
You're on. xx"
Thanks James.  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"If you've ever seen the film ''Labyrinth'' It's in there.
It's one of the few scenes without David Bowie waving his massive cod piece in front of a young Jennifer Connelly.
You might have skipped it."
Yes still chills me now! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Boom.
OK Eleanor really wins.
Well done. x
Your won me for the evening.
Whoop! Had to reread my post several times because I wasn't sure I had it...
You’re a clever apple. I hadn’t a clue.
Aww thank you, will probably get all the sapiophiles now "
Yeah I suppose Sapiophiles would enjoy this thread wouldn't they.
Almost as if that was the intent of the original poster. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My ex once dressed up as 'Jareth the Goblin King' she was a massive Bowie fan and I went along with it.
We split up soon after. More importantly it ruined that film for me. |
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