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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Oi oi

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Ello.

I must type faster, last thread closed by the time id posted

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Paul, I like your new look, hair looks better on you!

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ello.

I must type faster, last thread closed by the time id posted "

Haha

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Oi oi "

Oi Oi back in reply!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ello.

I must type faster, last thread closed by the time id posted

Haha "

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi oi

Oi Oi back in reply!"

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Oi oi

Oi Oi back in reply!

"

So, anything happening in your life?

Confession is good for the soul, so spill the beans!

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Paul, I like your new look, hair looks better on you!"

Thanks, it's not really a new look, more reverting back to my old look. Shaved my hair off during a breakdown and regretted it, another breakdown stopped me from staying bald. It does need a trim but anxiety prevents me from going to get it cut. I want my hair long again and wish I'd not shaved 18 inches off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ello.

I must type faster, last thread closed by the time id posted "

Same here I eternal a apple and poof thread was gone....good to see your still here paul

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Paul, I like your new look, hair looks better on you!

Thanks, it's not really a new look, more reverting back to my old look. Shaved my hair off during a breakdown and regretted it, another breakdown stopped me from staying bald. It does need a trim but anxiety prevents me from going to get it cut. I want my hair long again and wish I'd not shaved 18 inches off "

Well, suits you sir

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oi oi

Oi Oi back in reply!

So, anything happening in your life?

Confession is good for the soul, so spill the beans!"

Nothing sinful....so no confessions are necessary!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Paul, I like your new look, hair looks better on you!

Thanks, it's not really a new look, more reverting back to my old look. Shaved my hair off during a breakdown and regretted it, another breakdown stopped me from staying bald. It does need a trim but anxiety prevents me from going to get it cut. I want my hair long again and wish I'd not shaved 18 inches off "

Do what I do mate.....amazon will sort you out

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Evening Iain, 'ull is ok at a guess? I avoid seeing as much of it as possible as I don't go out very often and when I do I don't go far from home

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Oi oi

Oi Oi back in reply!

So, anything happening in your life?

Confession is good for the soul, so spill the beans!

Nothing sinful....so no confessions are necessary! "

Drat! And Double Drat!

(Shades of Dick Dastardly there!)

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Paul, I like your new look, hair looks better on you!

Thanks, it's not really a new look, more reverting back to my old look. Shaved my hair off during a breakdown and regretted it, another breakdown stopped me from staying bald. It does need a trim but anxiety prevents me from going to get it cut. I want my hair long again and wish I'd not shaved 18 inches off

Do what I do mate.....amazon will sort you out"

Nah I'll just wait for it to grow

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Ello.

I must type faster, last thread closed by the time id posted

Same here I eternal a apple and poof thread was gone....good to see your still here paul "

Auto carrots and apples, there's 2 of your 5 a day

Of course I'm still here, where else would I go?!

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Ello.

I must type faster, last thread closed by the time id posted

Same here I eternal a apple and poof thread was gone....good to see your still here paul

Auto carrots and apples, there's 2 of your 5 a day

Of course I'm still here, where else would I go?! "

Add in a Fruit & Nut bar plus a Chocolate Orange - there, your Five a Day!

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Paul, I like your new look, hair looks better on you!

Thanks, it's not really a new look, more reverting back to my old look. Shaved my hair off during a breakdown and regretted it, another breakdown stopped me from staying bald. It does need a trim but anxiety prevents me from going to get it cut. I want my hair long again and wish I'd not shaved 18 inches off

Do what I do mate.....amazon will sort you out"

Haha

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning all well show was dancetastic be glad when the male lead leaves though ignorant bastard

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all well show was dancetastic be glad when the male lead leaves though ignorant bastard"

Sounds like a good show. What was wrong with the male lead, Voddy?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all well show was dancetastic be glad when the male lead leaves though ignorant bastard

Sounds like a good show. What was wrong with the male lead, Voddy? "

one has mail

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all well show was dancetastic be glad when the male lead leaves though ignorant bastard

Sounds like a good show. What was wrong with the male lead, Voddy? one has mail "

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


""

.....I can see you......

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


""
might have known ud smell the lattes

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"might have known ud smell the lattes "

Yep, typical, isn't it!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"might have known ud smell the lattes

Yep, typical, isn't it! "

yep

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"might have known ud smell the lattes

Yep, typical, isn't it! yep"

Obviously just passing through

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"might have known ud smell the lattes

Yep, typical, isn't it! yep

Obviously just passing through "

I'm back how the feck are you two?

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"might have known ud smell the lattes

Yep, typical, isn't it! yep

Obviously just passing through

I'm back how the feck are you two? "

Ooh! ......bugger you made me jump!!.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"might have known ud smell the lattes

Yep, typical, isn't it! yep

Obviously just passing through

I'm back how the feck are you two?

Ooh! ......bugger you made me jump!!..... "

I've got me sandshoes on

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"might have known ud smell the lattes

Yep, typical, isn't it! yep

Obviously just passing through

I'm back how the feck are you two?

Ooh! ......bugger you made me jump!!.....

I've got me sandshoes on "

Haha, sounds lovely. Are you enjoying this weather, assuming its sunny where you are. Going out to do some gardening, soon, trouble is we keep stopping for a beer!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"might have known ud smell the lattes

Yep, typical, isn't it! yep

Obviously just passing through

I'm back how the feck are you two?

Ooh! ......bugger you made me jump!!.....

I've got me sandshoes on

Haha, sounds lovely. Are you enjoying this weather, assuming its sunny where you are. Going out to do some gardening, soon, trouble is we keep stopping for a beer! "

Aw bloody hell a pair of piss heads. ..that's all I need ffs

Nah you enjoy it the weather is lovely here to but I'll stick with my dandelion and burdock

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

we caught the sun yesterday mind you we did walk everywhere as it was so nice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"we caught the sun yesterday mind you we did walk everywhere as it was so nice "

Yeah my conk is peeling

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"might have known ud smell the lattes

Yep, typical, isn't it! yep

Obviously just passing through

I'm back how the feck are you two?

Ooh! ......bugger you made me jump!!.....

I've got me sandshoes on

Haha, sounds lovely. Are you enjoying this weather, assuming its sunny where you are. Going out to do some gardening, soon, trouble is we keep stopping for a beer!

Aw bloody hell a pair of piss heads. ..that's all I need ffs

Nah you enjoy it the weather is lovely here to but I'll stick with my dandelion and burdock "

Haha, enjoy! Is it next weekend you go to Whitby?

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"we caught the sun yesterday mind you we did walk everywhere as it was so nice "

It was beautiful, about time!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got to nip off now...I'll catch you's later x

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"we caught the sun yesterday mind you we did walk everywhere as it was so nice

Yeah my conk is peeling "

You got some cream to rub on?

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Got to nip off now...I'll catch you's later x"

Laterz, Mistress.xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"might have known ud smell the lattes

Yep, typical, isn't it! yep

Obviously just passing through

I'm back how the feck are you two?

Ooh! ......bugger you made me jump!!.....

It is planned for then...will have to see how things go....catch you later x

I've got me sandshoes on

Haha, sounds lovely. Are you enjoying this weather, assuming its sunny where you are. Going out to do some gardening, soon, trouble is we keep stopping for a beer!

Aw bloody hell a pair of piss heads. ..that's all I need ffs

Nah you enjoy it the weather is lovely here to but I'll stick with my dandelion and burdock

Haha, enjoy! Is it next weekend you go to Whitby? "

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"might have known ud smell the lattes

Yep, typical, isn't it! yep

Obviously just passing through

I'm back how the feck are you two?

Ooh! ......bugger you made me jump!!.....

It is planned for then...will have to see how things go....catch you later x

I've got me sandshoes on

Haha, sounds lovely. Are you enjoying this weather, assuming its sunny where you are. Going out to do some gardening, soon, trouble is we keep stopping for a beer!

Aw bloody hell a pair of piss heads. ..that's all I need ffs

Nah you enjoy it the weather is lovely here to but I'll stick with my dandelion and burdock

Haha, enjoy! Is it next weekend you go to Whitby? "

Ok, gotcha xx

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot! "

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot! "
ffs sami how on earth did you manage that cuddles

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot! "

Oh no, poor lass

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all "

Alright mate how's it hanging?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all "
evening young man x

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all

Alright mate how's it hanging? "

evening ma'am

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all

Alright mate how's it hanging? evening ma'am "

Evening Voddy. ..what you up to?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all

Alright mate how's it hanging? evening ma'am

Evening Voddy. ..what you up to? "

watching grand designs you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all

Alright mate how's it hanging? evening ma'am

Evening Voddy. ..what you up to? watching grand designs you"

Corry

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Evening all evening young man x "

Evening young lady

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Evening all

Alright mate how's it hanging? "

Evening marmalade, to the left as per usual

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all

Alright mate how's it hanging?

Evening marmalade, to the left as per usual "

Marmalade ffs Feck off with your syrup

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all

Alright mate how's it hanging?

Evening marmalade, to the left as per usual

Marmalade ffs Feck off with your syrup "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4LWIP7SAjY

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Evening all

Alright mate how's it hanging?

Evening marmalade, to the left as per usual

Marmalade ffs Feck off with your syrup "

Yesterday's auto carrot mistress

I don't have a syrup, guvn'r

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"Evening all

Alright mate how's it hanging?

Evening marmalade, to the left as per usual

Marmalade ffs Feck off with your syrup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4LWIP7SAjY

"

Christina's version is better

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden? "

Nope just another OAP complaint

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot! ffs sami how on earth did you manage that cuddles"

I've done nothing...needing big cuddles...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint "

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills "

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

gives sami a soft foot stool with cushion and cuddle and glass of vino with a straw

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"gives sami a soft foot stool with cushion and cuddle and glass of vino with a straw "

You're my saviour, sweet, as always..

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

how in hells kitchen did you do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills "

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

so md hows tricks with you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how in hells kitchen did you do it "

She wasn't in the kitchen _oddy it was in the garden ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"so md hows tricks with you"

Up and down atm...but hey what can I do

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"how in hells kitchen did you do it

She wasn't in the kitchen _oddy it was in the garden ffs"

and you grow veg in the garden which one has to tend and its hell getting the s out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how in hells kitchen did you do it

She wasn't in the kitchen _oddy it was in the garden ffsand you grow veg in the garden which one has to tend and its hell getting the s out"

Ah yeah...all that salad she cooks

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"how in hells kitchen did you do it "

I did nothing, its a swelling between the metatarsals that's crushing the nerves

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later "

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"how in hells kitchen did you do it

She wasn't in the kitchen _oddy it was in the garden ffsand you grow veg in the garden which one has to tend and its hell getting the s out

Ah yeah...all that salad she cooks "

It is scrumptious though...we grow our own, you know

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"how in hells kitchen did you do it

She wasn't in the kitchen _oddy it was in the garden ffsand you grow veg in the garden which one has to tend and its hell getting the s out

Ah yeah...all that salad she cooks

It is scrumptious though...we grow our own, you know "

might have to call you truly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how in hells kitchen did you do it

She wasn't in the kitchen _oddy it was in the garden ffsand you grow veg in the garden which one has to tend and its hell getting the s out

Ah yeah...all that salad she cooks

It is scrumptious though...we grow our own, you know "

Ah up north though we kill our own sandwiches

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"how in hells kitchen did you do it

She wasn't in the kitchen _oddy it was in the garden ffsand you grow veg in the garden which one has to tend and its hell getting the s out

Ah yeah...all that salad she cooks

It is scrumptious though...we grow our own, you know might have to call you truly"

Haha...you can call me truly

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"how in hells kitchen did you do it

She wasn't in the kitchen _oddy it was in the garden ffsand you grow veg in the garden which one has to tend and its hell getting the s out

Ah yeah...all that salad she cooks

It is scrumptious though...we grow our own, you know

Ah up north though we kill our own sandwiches "

Sadists!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers "

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"how in hells kitchen did you do it

She wasn't in the kitchen _oddy it was in the garden ffsand you grow veg in the garden which one has to tend and its hell getting the s out

Ah yeah...all that salad she cooks

It is scrumptious though...we grow our own, you know

Ah up north though we kill our own sandwiches

Sadists!! "

She knows me so well

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over? "

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"how in hells kitchen did you do it

She wasn't in the kitchen _oddy it was in the garden ffsand you grow veg in the garden which one has to tend and its hell getting the s out

Ah yeah...all that salad she cooks

It is scrumptious though...we grow our own, you know

Ah up north though we kill our own sandwiches

Sadists!!

She knows me so well "

That could be the name of a good song

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday "

other supermarkets are availible

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"how in hells kitchen did you do it

She wasn't in the kitchen _oddy it was in the garden ffsand you grow veg in the garden which one has to tend and its hell getting the s out

Ah yeah...all that salad she cooks

It is scrumptious though...we grow our own, you know

Ah up north though we kill our own sandwiches

Sadists!!

She knows me so well

That could be the name of a good song "

Oops, that's 'i know him so well' with that Elaine Page bird

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"how in hells kitchen did you do it

She wasn't in the kitchen _oddy it was in the garden ffsand you grow veg in the garden which one has to tend and its hell getting the s out

Ah yeah...all that salad she cooks

It is scrumptious though...we grow our own, you know

Ah up north though we kill our own sandwiches

Sadists!!

She knows me so well

That could be the name of a good song "

elaine paige and barbara dickson

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday other supermarkets are availible"

I did trip over in that Aldi one, some time ago...

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"how in hells kitchen did you do it

She wasn't in the kitchen _oddy it was in the garden ffsand you grow veg in the garden which one has to tend and its hell getting the s out

Ah yeah...all that salad she cooks

It is scrumptious though...we grow our own, you know

Ah up north though we kill our own sandwiches

Sadists!!

She knows me so well

That could be the name of a good song

Oops, that's 'i know him so well' with that Elaine Page bird "

she comes from bognor

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday other supermarkets are availible

I did trip over in that Aldi one, some time ago...

"

wet floor ?

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"how in hells kitchen did you do it

She wasn't in the kitchen _oddy it was in the garden ffsand you grow veg in the garden which one has to tend and its hell getting the s out

Ah yeah...all that salad she cooks

It is scrumptious though...we grow our own, you know

Ah up north though we kill our own sandwiches

Sadists!!

She knows me so well

That could be the name of a good song elaine paige and barbara dickson"

That's the one

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"how in hells kitchen did you do it

She wasn't in the kitchen _oddy it was in the garden ffsand you grow veg in the garden which one has to tend and its hell getting the s out

Ah yeah...all that salad she cooks

It is scrumptious though...we grow our own, you know

Ah up north though we kill our own sandwiches

Sadists!!

She knows me so well

That could be the name of a good song

Oops, that's 'i know him so well' with that Elaine Page bird she comes from bognor"

I didn't know that

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday other supermarkets are availible

I did trip over in that Aldi one, some time ago...

wet floor ?"

Yes..some old woman had a wee there...

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday other supermarkets are availible

I did trip over in that Aldi one, some time ago...

wet floor ?

Yes..some old woman had a wee there...

"

looks at mistress

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday "

What you couldn't wait until you got home to open the wine? Ffs

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday

What you couldn't wait until you got home to open the wine? Ffs "

bet it was one of those bottles you didnt need a cockscrew for

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday other supermarkets are availible

I did trip over in that Aldi one, some time ago...

wet floor ?

Yes..some old woman had a wee there...

"

Aw pissing hell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday other supermarkets are availible

I did trip over in that Aldi one, some time ago...

wet floor ?

Yes..some old woman had a wee there...

looks at mistress "

Oi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday

What you couldn't wait until you got home to open the wine? Ffs bet it was one of those bottles you didnt need a cockscrew for"

I bought a corkscrew for 5p last week in tesco....don't know wtf for though

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday

What you couldn't wait until you got home to open the wine? Ffs bet it was one of those bottles you didnt need a cockscrew for"

Yeah, most are screwtop now

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday

What you couldn't wait until you got home to open the wine? Ffs bet it was one of those bottles you didnt need a cockscrew for

I bought a corkscrew for 5p last week in tesco....don't know wtf for though "

For me?? .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday

What you couldn't wait until you got home to open the wine? Ffs bet it was one of those bottles you didnt need a cockscrew for

I bought a corkscrew for 5p last week in tesco....don't know wtf for though

For me?? . "

If you ever get your arse up here yeah

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday

What you couldn't wait until you got home to open the wine? Ffs bet it was one of those bottles you didnt need a cockscrew for

I bought a corkscrew for 5p last week in tesco....don't know wtf for though

For me?? .

If you ever get your arse up here yeah "

what bout the rest of her

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday

What you couldn't wait until you got home to open the wine? Ffs bet it was one of those bottles you didnt need a cockscrew for

I bought a corkscrew for 5p last week in tesco....don't know wtf for though

For me?? .

If you ever get your arse up here yeah "

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday

What you couldn't wait until you got home to open the wine? Ffs bet it was one of those bottles you didnt need a cockscrew for

I bought a corkscrew for 5p last week in tesco....don't know wtf for though

For me?? .

If you ever get your arse up here yeah what bout the rest of her "

Yes, I come as a package

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok now I'm pissed off! Just been to small injuries unit and on crutches for the foreseeable future. Got metatarsalgia, trapped nerves in the foot!

Ffs have you over done it in the garden?

Nope just another OAP complaint

Aw sending a big {{{hug}}}

And a few Peter pan pills

Aaw, thank you...I feel so much better now...love them Peter Pan pills

Ere ave a few custard creams to knock you out later

I'm nearly knocked out on wine and painkillers

Feck you've give that wine some stick today haven't you.....you sure you didn't trip over?

No, I'm sure I didn't, it started in Tesco car park yesterday

What you couldn't wait until you got home to open the wine? Ffs bet it was one of those bottles you didnt need a cockscrew for

I bought a corkscrew for 5p last week in tesco....don't know wtf for though

For me?? .

If you ever get your arse up here yeah what bout the rest of her

Yes, I come as a package "

Aw yeah I need the boobs too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good morning it's another beautiful day up here....so with a bit of luck I'll have a good day at redcar today

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress"

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on them

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on them"

have a fun and relaxing day xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on themhave a fun and relaxing day xx"

Cheers _oddy xx

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on themhave a fun and relaxing day xx

Cheers _oddy xx"

Hope you're having a lovely day, Mistress

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on themhave a fun and relaxing day xx

Cheers _oddy xx

Hope you're having a lovely day, Mistress "

don't think she's had her collar felt yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on themhave a fun and relaxing day xx

Cheers _oddy xx

Hope you're having a lovely day, Mistress "

I'm home and cheers sami I needed a few hours out and it was a nice little break

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on themhave a fun and relaxing day xx

Cheers _oddy xx

Hope you're having a lovely day, Mistress don't think she's had her collar felt yet "

Ere.. I don't wear the collars ffs _oddy

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on themhave a fun and relaxing day xx

Cheers _oddy xx

Hope you're having a lovely day, Mistress don't think she's had her collar felt yet

Ere.. I don't wear the collars ffs _oddy "

I meant on ur little spree round the shops

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on themhave a fun and relaxing day xx

Cheers _oddy xx

Hope you're having a lovely day, Mistress

I'm home and cheers sami I needed a few hours out and it was a nice little break "

feck are you on crutches as well now

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Thunder and lightning here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thunder and lightning here "

Very very frightening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on themhave a fun and relaxing day xx

Cheers _oddy xx

Hope you're having a lovely day, Mistress don't think she's had her collar felt yet

Ere.. I don't wear the collars ffs _oddy I meant on ur little spree round the shops "

For once I never went into a shop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on themhave a fun and relaxing day xx

Cheers _oddy xx

Hope you're having a lovely day, Mistress

I'm home and cheers sami I needed a few hours out and it was a nice little break feck are you on crutches as well now"

Not quite but fecking feet are aching

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on themhave a fun and relaxing day xx

Cheers _oddy xx

Hope you're having a lovely day, Mistress

I'm home and cheers sami I needed a few hours out and it was a nice little break feck are you on crutches as well now

Not quite but fecking feet are aching"

did ya have ya heels on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on themhave a fun and relaxing day xx

Cheers _oddy xx

Hope you're having a lovely day, Mistress

I'm home and cheers sami I needed a few hours out and it was a nice little break feck are you on crutches as well now

Not quite but fecking feet are achingdid ya have ya heels on"

Nah just normal blokes shoes but I'm overdue a visit to chiropodist

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on themhave a fun and relaxing day xx

Cheers _oddy xx

Hope you're having a lovely day, Mistress

I'm home and cheers sami I needed a few hours out and it was a nice little break feck are you on crutches as well now

Not quite but fecking feet are achingdid ya have ya heels on

Nah just normal blokes shoes but I'm overdue a visit to chiropodist "

that 6 weeks have gone fast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on themhave a fun and relaxing day xx

Cheers _oddy xx

Hope you're having a lovely day, Mistress

I'm home and cheers sami I needed a few hours out and it was a nice little break feck are you on crutches as well now

Not quite but fecking feet are achingdid ya have ya heels on

Nah just normal blokes shoes but I'm overdue a visit to chiropodist that 6 weeks have gone fast"

4 weeks I have em ...but they conked my next appointment up.. so I'm long overdue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

* cocked ffs

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

just thought its not thunder were hearing its sami throwing the wine bottles in the bottle bank

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"just thought its not thunder were hearing its sami throwing the wine bottles in the bottle bank "

I think she's got trapped nerves in her fingers too tonight

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"just thought its not thunder were hearing its sami throwing the wine bottles in the bottle bank

I think she's got trapped nerves in her fingers too tonight"

she might have gone to the party though

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all already done some gardening before it gets to hot .you going racing mistress

No just meeting a friend there....never been to a race course apart from the odd boissale on themhave a fun and relaxing day xx

Cheers _oddy xx

Hope you're having a lovely day, Mistress

I'm home and cheers sami I needed a few hours out and it was a nice little break "

That's good.

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"just thought its not thunder were hearing its sami throwing the wine bottles in the bottle bank

I think she's got trapped nerves in her fingers too tonightshe might have gone to the party though"

No party for me. Footie with grandson, then checking up on other grandsons as their parents are in London and they're looking after the house, 15 and 17 nightmare age!

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"just thought its not thunder were hearing its sami throwing the wine bottles in the bottle bank

I think she's got trapped nerves in her fingers too tonightshe might have gone to the party though

No party for me. Footie with grandson, then checking up on other grandsons as their parents are in London and they're looking after the house, 15 and 17 nightmare age! "

thought i saw you in the royal box

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By *innamon!Woman  over a year ago

no matter

What did I miss.. I am binge watching Homeland no time to chat

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"just thought its not thunder were hearing its sami throwing the wine bottles in the bottle bank

I think she's got trapped nerves in her fingers too tonightshe might have gone to the party though

No party for me. Footie with grandson, then checking up on other grandsons as their parents are in London and they're looking after the house, 15 and 17 nightmare age! thought i saw you in the royal box "

Tut...have to own up, that was me

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"What did I miss.. I am binge watching Homeland no time to chat "

You've missed nothing of any interest

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"just thought its not thunder were hearing its sami throwing the wine bottles in the bottle bank

I think she's got trapped nerves in her fingers too tonightshe might have gone to the party though

No party for me. Footie with grandson, then checking up on other grandsons as their parents are in London and they're looking after the house, 15 and 17 nightmare age! thought i saw you in the royal box

Tut...have to own up, that was me "

i fecking knew it

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"just thought its not thunder were hearing its sami throwing the wine bottles in the bottle bank

I think she's got trapped nerves in her fingers too tonightshe might have gone to the party though

No party for me. Footie with grandson, then checking up on other grandsons as their parents are in London and they're looking after the house, 15 and 17 nightmare age! thought i saw you in the royal box

Tut...have to own up, that was me i fecking knew it "

Yah..what can a gell do....

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

Evening All.

I'm here! Wot's happening?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"just thought its not thunder were hearing its sami throwing the wine bottles in the bottle bank

I think she's got trapped nerves in her fingers too tonightshe might have gone to the party though

No party for me. Footie with grandson, then checking up on other grandsons as their parents are in London and they're looking after the house, 15 and 17 nightmare age! thought i saw you in the royal box

Tut...have to own up, that was me i fecking knew it

Yah..what can a gell do.... "

next time make sure ya fiver cant be seen

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"just thought its not thunder were hearing its sami throwing the wine bottles in the bottle bank

I think she's got trapped nerves in her fingers too tonightshe might have gone to the party though

No party for me. Footie with grandson, then checking up on other grandsons as their parents are in London and they're looking after the house, 15 and 17 nightmare age! thought i saw you in the royal box

Tut...have to own up, that was me i fecking knew it

Yah..what can a gell do.... next time make sure ya fiver cant be seen "

Oh shit!....

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening All.

I'm here! Wot's happening?"

Evening Iain Not a lot is happening, just the Voddy one and me having a chat . Howz you today?

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

passes 2 bacon butties

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Evening All.

I'm here! Wot's happening?

Evening Iain Not a lot is happening, just the Voddy one and me having a chat . Howz you today? "

Not bad, considering didn't sleep well during day. Most folks in their beds by now. Computers failed at work so catch up on reading later once work completed. Also on Rain Watch - this 300 yr old building leaks at times!

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"passes 2 bacon butties "

You are an Angel

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening All.

I'm here! Wot's happening?

Evening Iain Not a lot is happening, just the Voddy one and me having a chat . Howz you today?

Not bad, considering didn't sleep well during day. Most folks in their beds by now. Computers failed at work so catch up on reading later once work completed. Also on Rain Watch - this 300 yr old building leaks at times!"

Gosh, it is it raining there?

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Evening All.

I'm here! Wot's happening?

Evening Iain Not a lot is happening, just the Voddy one and me having a chat . Howz you today?

Not bad, considering didn't sleep well during day. Most folks in their beds by now. Computers failed at work so catch up on reading later once work completed. Also on Rain Watch - this 300 yr old building leaks at times!

Gosh, it is it raining there? "

Yes, but I wouldn't call it "raining"! More like a tropical Monsoon with 1000's of gallons of water dumped in one BIGGG hit along with Thunder & Lightning too!

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening All.

I'm here! Wot's happening?

Evening Iain Not a lot is happening, just the Voddy one and me having a chat . Howz you today?

Not bad, considering didn't sleep well during day. Most folks in their beds by now. Computers failed at work so catch up on reading later once work completed. Also on Rain Watch - this 300 yr old building leaks at times!

Gosh, it is it raining there?

Yes, but I wouldn't call it "raining"! More like a tropical Monsoon with 1000's of gallons of water dumped in one BIGGG hit along with Thunder & Lightning too!"

OMG . Sounds really dramatic, I love thunder storms!

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Evening All.

I'm here! Wot's happening?

Evening Iain Not a lot is happening, just the Voddy one and me having a chat . Howz you today?

Not bad, considering didn't sleep well during day. Most folks in their beds by now. Computers failed at work so catch up on reading later once work completed. Also on Rain Watch - this 300 yr old building leaks at times!

Gosh, it is it raining there?

Yes, but I wouldn't call it "raining"! More like a tropical Monsoon with 1000's of gallons of water dumped in one BIGGG hit along with Thunder & Lightning too!

OMG . Sounds really dramatic, I love thunder storms! "

Thunder etc plus heavy rain best heard, snuggled up in bed!

Unfortunately for me, in my office!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening All.

I'm here! Wot's happening?

Evening Iain Not a lot is happening, just the Voddy one and me having a chat . Howz you today?

Not bad, considering didn't sleep well during day. Most folks in their beds by now. Computers failed at work so catch up on reading later once work completed. Also on Rain Watch - this 300 yr old building leaks at times!

Gosh, it is it raining there?

Yes, but I wouldn't call it "raining"! More like a tropical Monsoon with 1000's of gallons of water dumped in one BIGGG hit along with Thunder & Lightning too!

OMG . Sounds really dramatic, I love thunder storms!

Thunder etc plus heavy rain best heard, snuggled up in bed!

Unfortunately for me, in my office!"

You wouldn't like to be snuggled up in my bed....the fecking roof leaks above it in a heavy downpour

Good morning all and btw we had no thunder storms up here thank feck

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening All.

I'm here! Wot's happening?

Evening Iain Not a lot is happening, just the Voddy one and me having a chat . Howz you today?

Not bad, considering didn't sleep well during day. Most folks in their beds by now. Computers failed at work so catch up on reading later once work completed. Also on Rain Watch - this 300 yr old building leaks at times!

Gosh, it is it raining there?

Yes, but I wouldn't call it "raining"! More like a tropical Monsoon with 1000's of gallons of water dumped in one BIGGG hit along with Thunder & Lightning too!

OMG . Sounds really dramatic, I love thunder storms!

Thunder etc plus heavy rain best heard, snuggled up in bed!

Unfortunately for me, in my office!

You wouldn't like to be snuggled up in my bed....the fecking roof leaks above it in a heavy downpour

Good morning all and btw we had no thunder storms up here thank feck

"

Morning Mistress No storms either! Exciting day today, New washing machine coming, the other one conked!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening All.

I'm here! Wot's happening?

Evening Iain Not a lot is happening, just the Voddy one and me having a chat . Howz you today?

Not bad, considering didn't sleep well during day. Most folks in their beds by now. Computers failed at work so catch up on reading later once work completed. Also on Rain Watch - this 300 yr old building leaks at times!

Gosh, it is it raining there?

Yes, but I wouldn't call it "raining"! More like a tropical Monsoon with 1000's of gallons of water dumped in one BIGGG hit along with Thunder & Lightning too!

OMG . Sounds really dramatic, I love thunder storms!

Thunder etc plus heavy rain best heard, snuggled up in bed!

Unfortunately for me, in my office!

You wouldn't like to be snuggled up in my bed....the fecking roof leaks above it in a heavy downpour

Good morning all and btw we had no thunder storms up here thank feck

Morning Mistress No storms either! Exciting day today, New washing machine coming, the other one conked! "

Oh ave you got one of those new add too quick drive Samsung? They look bloody good

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening All.

I'm here! Wot's happening?

Evening Iain Not a lot is happening, just the Voddy one and me having a chat . Howz you today?

Not bad, considering didn't sleep well during day. Most folks in their beds by now. Computers failed at work so catch up on reading later once work completed. Also on Rain Watch - this 300 yr old building leaks at times!

Gosh, it is it raining there?

Yes, but I wouldn't call it "raining"! More like a tropical Monsoon with 1000's of gallons of water dumped in one BIGGG hit along with Thunder & Lightning too!

OMG . Sounds really dramatic, I love thunder storms!

Thunder etc plus heavy rain best heard, snuggled up in bed!

Unfortunately for me, in my office!

You wouldn't like to be snuggled up in my bed....the fecking roof leaks above it in a heavy downpour

Good morning all and btw we had no thunder storms up here thank feck

Morning Mistress No storms either! Exciting day today, New washing machine coming, the other one conked!

Oh ave you got one of those new add too quick drive Samsung? They look bloody good "

Haha, it took me ages to choose online and looked at that one, but I'm getting the Samsung ecobubbles, my sister has one and recommended it to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening All.

I'm here! Wot's happening?

Evening Iain Not a lot is happening, just the Voddy one and me having a chat . Howz you today?

Not bad, considering didn't sleep well during day. Most folks in their beds by now. Computers failed at work so catch up on reading later once work completed. Also on Rain Watch - this 300 yr old building leaks at times!

Gosh, it is it raining there?

Yes, but I wouldn't call it "raining"! More like a tropical Monsoon with 1000's of gallons of water dumped in one BIGGG hit along with Thunder & Lightning too!

OMG . Sounds really dramatic, I love thunder storms!

Thunder etc plus heavy rain best heard, snuggled up in bed!

Unfortunately for me, in my office!

You wouldn't like to be snuggled up in my bed....the fecking roof leaks above it in a heavy downpour

Good morning all and btw we had no thunder storms up here thank feck

Morning Mistress No storms either! Exciting day today, New washing machine coming, the other one conked!

Oh ave you got one of those new add too quick drive Samsung? They look bloody good

Haha, it took me ages to choose online and looked at that one, but I'm getting the Samsung ecobubbles, my sister has one and recommended it to me. "

The new ones are around 9 hundred quid that's a lot of money for a washer...well more then I'd pay

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening All.

I'm here! Wot's happening?

Evening Iain Not a lot is happening, just the Voddy one and me having a chat . Howz you today?

Not bad, considering didn't sleep well during day. Most folks in their beds by now. Computers failed at work so catch up on reading later once work completed. Also on Rain Watch - this 300 yr old building leaks at times!

Gosh, it is it raining there?

Yes, but I wouldn't call it "raining"! More like a tropical Monsoon with 1000's of gallons of water dumped in one BIGGG hit along with Thunder & Lightning too!

OMG . Sounds really dramatic, I love thunder storms!

Thunder etc plus heavy rain best heard, snuggled up in bed!

Unfortunately for me, in my office!

You wouldn't like to be snuggled up in my bed....the fecking roof leaks above it in a heavy downpour

Good morning all and btw we had no thunder storms up here thank feck

Morning Mistress No storms either! Exciting day today, New washing machine coming, the other one conked!

Oh ave you got one of those new add too quick drive Samsung? They look bloody good

Haha, it took me ages to choose online and looked at that one, but I'm getting the Samsung ecobubbles, my sister has one and recommended it to me.

The new ones are around 9 hundred quid that's a lot of money for a washer...well more then I'd pay"

Mine should have been 550 got it for 400.

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here "

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening All.

I'm here! Wot's happening?

Evening Iain Not a lot is happening, just the Voddy one and me having a chat . Howz you today?

Not bad, considering didn't sleep well during day. Most folks in their beds by now. Computers failed at work so catch up on reading later once work completed. Also on Rain Watch - this 300 yr old building leaks at times!

Gosh, it is it raining there?

Yes, but I wouldn't call it "raining"! More like a tropical Monsoon with 1000's of gallons of water dumped in one BIGGG hit along with Thunder & Lightning too!

OMG . Sounds really dramatic, I love thunder storms!

Thunder etc plus heavy rain best heard, snuggled up in bed!

Unfortunately for me, in my office!

You wouldn't like to be snuggled up in my bed....the fecking roof leaks above it in a heavy downpour

Good morning all and btw we had no thunder storms up here thank feck

Morning Mistress No storms either! Exciting day today, New washing machine coming, the other one conked!

Oh ave you got one of those new add too quick drive Samsung? They look bloody good

Haha, it took me ages to choose online and looked at that one, but I'm getting the Samsung ecobubbles, my sister has one and recommended it to me.

The new ones are around 9 hundred quid that's a lot of money for a washer...well more then I'd pay

Mine should have been 550 got it for 400. "

Good girl I love getting a deal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though. "

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now "

Oh dear, get your washing off the line!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now

Oh dear, get your washing off the line! "

Nah I done that Friday. ..even washed the and ironed the curtains...and washed me windows...I made hay so to speak

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning girls woke to a beautiful morning after the storm last night

was in garden at 8 am before it got too hot as it affects me vertigo

errrr sami no sitting on the new washer

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now

Oh dear, get your washing off the line!

Nah I done that Friday. ..even washed the and ironed the curtains...and washed me windows...I made hay so to speak "

no wonder ur knackered have a day off rest today

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now

Oh dear, get your washing off the line!

Nah I done that Friday. ..even washed the and ironed the curtains...and washed me windows...I made hay so to speak "

Ooh you're well organised

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning girls woke to a beautiful morning after the storm last night

was in garden at 8 am before it got too hot as it affects me vertigo

errrr sami no sitting on the new washer "

Morning Voddy! It does have a very high spin speed, it will probably chuck me off!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now

Oh dear, get your washing off the line!

Nah I done that Friday. ..even washed the and ironed the curtains...and washed me windows...I made hay so to speak no wonder ur knackered have a day off rest today"

Things are getting better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now

Oh dear, get your washing off the line!

Nah I done that Friday. ..even washed the and ironed the curtains...and washed me windows...I made hay so to speak

Ooh you're well organised "

I wish I was but it was a case of having to do something then....I'm now back to being a lazy git

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now

Oh dear, get your washing off the line!

Nah I done that Friday. ..even washed the and ironed the curtains...and washed me windows...I made hay so to speak

Ooh you're well organised

I wish I was but it was a case of having to do something then....I'm now back to being a lazy git "

ur turn to make supper mistress

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now

Oh dear, get your washing off the line!

Nah I done that Friday. ..even washed the and ironed the curtains...and washed me windows...I made hay so to speak

Ooh you're well organised

I wish I was but it was a case of having to do something then....I'm now back to being a lazy git ur turn to make supper mistress "

Hungry.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now

Oh dear, get your washing off the line!

Nah I done that Friday. ..even washed the and ironed the curtains...and washed me windows...I made hay so to speak

Ooh you're well organised

I wish I was but it was a case of having to do something then....I'm now back to being a lazy git ur turn to make supper mistress "

I've just cooked sami's favourite. ..lettuce and tomatos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now

Oh dear, get your washing off the line!

Nah I done that Friday. ..even washed the and ironed the curtains...and washed me windows...I made hay so to speak

Ooh you're well organised

I wish I was but it was a case of having to do something then....I'm now back to being a lazy git ur turn to make supper mistress

Hungry.....

"

Go on I'll throw a bit of cottage cheese with chives in seems your ungry...cooked it earlier

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now

Oh dear, get your washing off the line!

Nah I done that Friday. ..even washed the and ironed the curtains...and washed me windows...I made hay so to speak

Ooh you're well organised

I wish I was but it was a case of having to do something then....I'm now back to being a lazy git ur turn to make supper mistress

I've just cooked sami's favourite. ..lettuce and tomatos "

Ooh you know the way to a girl's heart

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now

Oh dear, get your washing off the line!

Nah I done that Friday. ..even washed the and ironed the curtains...and washed me windows...I made hay so to speak

Ooh you're well organised

I wish I was but it was a case of having to do something then....I'm now back to being a lazy git ur turn to make supper mistress

Hungry.....

Go on I'll throw a bit of cottage cheese with chives in seems your ungry...cooked it earlier

"

How'd you know my favourite things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now

Oh dear, get your washing off the line!

Nah I done that Friday. ..even washed the and ironed the curtains...and washed me windows...I made hay so to speak

Ooh you're well organised

I wish I was but it was a case of having to do something then....I'm now back to being a lazy git ur turn to make supper mistress

I've just cooked sami's favourite. ..lettuce and tomatos

Ooh you know the way to a girl's heart "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now

Oh dear, get your washing off the line!

Nah I done that Friday. ..even washed the and ironed the curtains...and washed me windows...I made hay so to speak

Ooh you're well organised

I wish I was but it was a case of having to do something then....I'm now back to being a lazy git ur turn to make supper mistress

Hungry.....

Go on I'll throw a bit of cottage cheese with chives in seems your ungry...cooked it earlier

How'd you know my favourite things "

102 threads ffs

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"It's come in fecking dark as he'll here

Is it forecast rain? Beautiful here, it did rain a little last night though.

Was beautiful earlier but it feels like it's going to lash it down now

Oh dear, get your washing off the line!

Nah I done that Friday. ..even washed the and ironed the curtains...and washed me windows...I made hay so to speak

Ooh you're well organised

I wish I was but it was a case of having to do something then....I'm now back to being a lazy git ur turn to make supper mistress

Hungry.....

Go on I'll throw a bit of cottage cheese with chives in seems your ungry...cooked it earlier

How'd you know my favourite things "

Raindrops on roses

And whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite things

Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels

Doorbells and sleigh bells

And schnitzel with noodles

Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings

These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver-white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites

When the bee stings

When I'm feeling sad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so bad

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