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Look at me........welcome to the fab forum shop window.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Genuinely look at me..........
Actually don't, oh well go on then have a look if you want, oh no don't I'd be so embarrassed, but no hang on, here I am have a look. 
Actually all of you, if you wish to be in shop window, here's the place.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Halo
I have one
It's a tad rusty I see
Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head."
That genuinely did produce an audible chortle from me, I believe the kids would say lol. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Halo
I have one
It's a tad rusty I see
Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head."
If that's what I'm looking at, can I suggest you see your GP pronto  |
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"Halo
I have one
It's a tad rusty I see
Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head.
That genuinely did produce an audible chortle from me, I believe the kids would say lol. "
Excellent. My work here is done |
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"Halo
I have one
It's a tad rusty I see
Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head.
If that's what I'm looking at, can I suggest you see your GP pronto "
Tried that. They quarantined me for 6 weeks |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Halo
I have one
It's a tad rusty I see
Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head.
If that's what I'm looking at, can I suggest you see your GP pronto
Tried that. They quarantined me for 6 weeks "
And still no cure? Bleach it is then!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bidding starts at 1p with no buy it now, sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.
Delivery to your door by pigeon  "
Shaking my enamel mug of corn like crazy right now xx |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
My shop window is open 24/7, 365 days a year. Except for bank holidays, and the four holidays we have each year. Oh and Xmas and new year.
So I fibbed, it's not really open 24/7, 365 days a year xxxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm far too shy for such things
Yea I can see that from your profile! Flick x
I'm glad my halo shines so brightly Flick "
It wasn't your halo I was looking at |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be in the toiletries aisle buying soap
Bloody right you should, damned soap dodger.. "
Ouch!!I slipped on the pool of grease that dripped off of me |
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
Between Scylla and Charybdis |
"I'm far too shy for such things
Yea I can see that from your profile! Flick x
I'm glad my halo shines so brightly Flick
It wasn't your halo I was looking at "
It wasn't? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confused ??
You will be after this episode of soap.
One for the oldies there.
... I only knownit from UK Gold you understand. I’m far too young to remember it  "
I wish they would, from the few episodes I've seen its hilarious, but I suspect Billy Crystal may have blocked it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Confused ??
You will be after this episode of soap.
One for the oldies there.
... I only knownit from UK Gold you understand. I’m far too young to remember it
I wish they would, from the few episodes I've seen its hilarious, but I suspect Billy Crystal may have blocked it? "
It was brilliant, Benson the butler stole the show.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confused ??
You will be after this episode of soap.
One for the oldies there.
... I only knownit from UK Gold you understand. I’m far too young to remember it
I wish they would, from the few episodes I've seen its hilarious, but I suspect Billy Crystal may have blocked it?
It was brilliant, Benson the butler stole the show.
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I remember something about an alien in a lift??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confused ??
You will be after this episode of soap.
One for the oldies there.
... I only knownit from UK Gold you understand. I’m far too young to remember it
I wish they would, from the few episodes I've seen its hilarious, but I suspect Billy Crystal may have blocked it?
It was brilliant, Benson the butler stole the show.
I remember something about an alien in a lift???"
Benson the butler had his own spin-off show called.... wait for it.... Benson.
Anyway here's me in the shop window too x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"US sitcom spinoffs have such imaginative titles!"
An obvious name can be an important aid for hard-of-thinking viewers. Some people may have thought 'King of Queens' was going to be a different kind of show... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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COO-EEE!!!
I'm here in the pet aisle (cant have animals in a shop window) trying to compete with the fluffy bunnies and gerbils. Some people say rats are cute and adorable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shameless the lot of you. "
missed a trick with your username guys - you could have been catthorpe into-change
mind you I can talk - I thought of several great puns for my own, after I'd picked the most boring name possible  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm far too shy for such things
Yea I can see that from your profile! Flick x
I'm glad my halo shines so brightly Flick
It wasn't your halo I was looking at
It wasn't? "
Somewhat lower.....  xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Shameless the lot of you.
Yes, quite shameless, brilliant isn't it. 
I tell you what IS shameless ... that large flannel you’re wearing in your profile pic "
It can be removed. |
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