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Presents for the newly divorced male

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?"

Fleshlight?

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

A supporters pass for here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A supporters pass for here.

I’ve dropped some heavy hints.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

Fleshlight?

Bit too on the nose? ‘Your future will consist largely of solitary masturbation..’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

Fleshlight?

Bit too on the nose? ‘Your future will consist largely of solitary masturbation..’

Judging by his divorce, his past probably consisted of it too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

Fleshlight?

Bit too on the nose? ‘Your future will consist largely of solitary masturbation..’

"
how true you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

Fleshlight?

Bit too on the nose? ‘Your future will consist largely of solitary masturbation..’

Judging by his divorce, his past probably consisted of it too

He possibly already knows about Fab too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know what I really wanted when I got divorced,

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

Money so he can pay his extortionate legal bill lol.

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By *limarkCouple over a year ago

Next door to Brenda & Clive

You could shag him

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By * and BCouple over a year ago

Durham

"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?"

A pipe and some slippers with a note saying.... AT LAST, SHE'S GONE, RELAX AND CHILL

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Money so he can pay his extortionate legal bill lol. "

True, but I certainly can’t help him with that..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

A pipe and some slippers with a note saying.... AT LAST, SHE'S GONE, RELAX AND CHILL

He’s more of a 50 mike bike ride to relax kind of guy..but nice idea..

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By *hips n FursMan over a year ago

Huddersfield

Towel,sunglasses,condoms and a ticket for a nice Caribbean Cruise. GO AND ENJOY MATE.

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By * and BCouple over a year ago

Durham

"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

A pipe and some slippers with a note saying.... AT LAST, SHE'S GONE, RELAX AND CHILL

He’s more of a 50 mike bike ride to relax kind of guy..but nice idea.."

Well no slippers, no pipe, just a bike

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A one person slow cooker, at least he can have proper food and not live on takeaway like I did for a couple of weeks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A newly divorced female. I'm sure they'd have stuff to talk about.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A new woman.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

A pipe and some slippers with a note saying.... AT LAST, SHE'S GONE, RELAX AND CHILL

He’s more of a 50 mike bike ride to relax kind of guy..but nice idea.."

Does he ever cycle with Mickys?

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

A lady boy

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By *emplarWarriorMan over a year ago

Nottingham

A good solicitor (Believe me)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Towel,sunglasses,condoms and a ticket for a nice Caribbean Cruise. GO AND ENJOY MATE."

I think you guys have an overinflated idea of my budget. I could run to a plastic boat for the bath..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

A pipe and some slippers with a note saying.... AT LAST, SHE'S GONE, RELAX AND CHILL

He’s more of a 50 mike bike ride to relax kind of guy..but nice idea..

Does he ever cycle with Mickys?"

Yeah yeah yeah. You know what I mean..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A users gude to Tinder.

Maybe a puppy, then lots of females will chat to him on his dog walks.

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By *hips n FursMan over a year ago

Huddersfield

"Towel,sunglasses,condoms and a ticket for a nice Caribbean Cruise. GO AND ENJOY MATE.

I think you guys have an overinflated idea of my budget. I could run to a plastic boat for the bath.."

Give him a hug and smile and tell him to go enjoy life again. It's free and if he's a good friend it will mean alot to him. Save the cruise for if you win the lottery.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Towel,sunglasses,condoms and a ticket for a nice Caribbean Cruise. GO AND ENJOY MATE.

I think you guys have an overinflated idea of my budget. I could run to a plastic boat for the bath.."

That would be something I would really appreciate.

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By *asilForty77Man over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

cards against humanity

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Organised gang bang?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give him a nicely wrapped box.

Balls and penis now returned

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Towel,sunglasses,condoms and a ticket for a nice Caribbean Cruise. GO AND ENJOY MATE.

I think you guys have an overinflated idea of my budget. I could run to a plastic boat for the bath..

Give him a hug and smile and tell him to go enjoy life again. It's free and if he's a good friend it will mean alot to him. Save the cruise for if you win the lottery."

That’s lovely..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A users gude to Tinder.

Maybe a puppy, then lots of females will chat to him on his dog walks.

I like this..the pussy recruiting power of dogs should never be underestimated..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"cards against humanity "

Genius! And doable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Give him a nicely wrapped box.

Balls and penis now returned "

Oof!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Throw him a "stag dont".

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Throw him a "stag dont". "

Like it..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?"

Go and fuck him

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Bottle of beer and a dvd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whatever you give him, put it in a big box... he may need to live there for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whatever you give him, put it in a big box... he may need to live there for a while

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By *uited staffs guyMan over a year ago

staffordshire

A sky remote so he can get started on here!

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Monopoly get out of jail card along with a direct debit form to the ex-wife if kids are involved.

The direct debt (for some) is well worth the card, in some cases, for all parties.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some sexual acts vouchers that he can cash in with u

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A little black book !

How retro

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"A sky remote so he can get started on here!"

not forgetting the ‘Lynx’ can

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

Fleshlight?

Bit too on the nose? ‘Your future will consist largely of solitary masturbation..’

If he puts it on his nose he's going to need more than a 'funny' kit

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By *inotGringoMan over a year ago

Lancashire

Gold site supporter

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By *uited staffs guyMan over a year ago

staffordshire

"A sky remote so he can get started on here!