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"Cor blimey.. trying to keep up "Hopefully blue never as that problem  | |||
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"Cor blimey.. trying to keep up
So you were saying.... "What was I saying....  lol | |||
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"Cor blimey.. trying to keep up
So you were saying....
What was I saying.... lol"That it wasn't that bad really  | |||
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"RIght better sleep off the booze before the journey home tomoz night all x" Sweet dreams lady  | |||
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"Cor blimey.. trying to keep up
So you were saying....
What was I saying.... lol
That it wasn't that bad really "What wasn't bad | |||
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"RIght better sleep off the booze before the journey home tomoz night all x" Night night xx | |||
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"Cor blimey.. trying to keep up
So you were saying....
What was I saying.... lol
That it wasn't that bad really
What wasn't bad "I said I would stay away from your violet wand........ | |||
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"Cor blimey.. trying to keep up
So you were saying....
What was I saying.... lol
That it wasn't that bad really
What wasn't bad
I said I would stay away from your violet wand........ "Got ya!!! Haha.. I love it.. full whack | |||
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"Morning you intoxicated lot" Morning sexy x Morning all | |||
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"Morning you intoxicated lot Morning sexy x Morning all " Good morning BB x | |||
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"Morning Woke up without a hang over - happy days Now for the obligatory morning after full English "mmmmm full English morning you x | |||
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"Morning Woke up without a hang over - happy days Now for the obligatory morning after full English "No hangover but a full English - mmmmmmm yes please count me in x | |||
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"I could do a full English now. Oh well coffee n crumpets it is "Mmmmmm crumpets topped with cheese and jam | |||
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"We need a willing chef in here "Ive got an apron for you if your offering | |||
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"Morning.. why am I awake "How are you feeling this morning ready for a full English x | |||
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"Morning.. why am I awake
How are you feeling this morning ready for a full English x"I'm tired.. but horny.. a full English would be great thanks.. what's his name?  xx | |||
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"Morning.. why am I awake
How are you feeling this morning ready for a full English x
I'm tired.. but horny.. a full English would be great thanks.. what's his name? xx"Mushroom | |||
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"You dirty bastards. Good morning by the way. "Morning Telex x | |||
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"You dirty bastards. Good morning by the way.
Morning Telex x"Morning Bb how are You? X | |||
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"Morning sweet things "Morning gorgeous x | |||
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"Morning sweet things
Morning gorgeous x " that's me | |||
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"Morning sweet things
Morning gorgeous x
that's me "Indeed it is x | |||
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"Morning sweet things
Morning gorgeous x "Aww thanks. | |||
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"Morning.. why am I awake
How are you feeling this morning ready for a full English x
I'm tired.. but horny.. a full English would be great thanks.. what's his name? xx
Mushroom "Sounds like a fun gi | |||
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"We need a willing chef in here "I'll so it! I often wish I had been a home economist! Fat Nigella | |||
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"Morning Telex & pap xx" Good morning. X | |||
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"I could do a full English now. Oh well coffee n crumpets it is
Mmmmmm crumpets topped with cheese and jam "Oooh no just butter on them. Yummy | |||
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"I could do a full English now. Oh well coffee n crumpets it is
Mmmmmm crumpets topped with cheese and jam
Oooh no just butter on them. Yummy
"Ok then go on, I'll have one with butter | |||
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"Morning Telex & pap xx" There will be a chat wedding before long!
Of course, it will be nothing but 'uncle nobheads' and fights but it will be fun! | |||
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"Morning Telex & pap xx There will be a chat wedding before long!
Of course, it will be nothing but 'uncle nobheads' and fights but it will be fun! "Don't forget my invite I like a d*unken dance with my shoes in my hand | |||
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"Morning Telex & pap xx There will be a chat wedding before long!
Of course, it will be nothing but 'uncle nobheads' and fights but it will be fun! "Wedding? mmmmmm cake | |||
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"Morning Telex & pap xx There will be a chat wedding before long!
Of course, it will be nothing but 'uncle nobheads' and fights but it will be fun! "No I'm a well bigger knobhead than all my uncle's. She s not woman enough to handle the Tel. | |||
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"Morning Telex & pap xx" Morning | |||
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"Morning Telex & pap xx There will be a chat wedding before long!
Of course, it will be nothing but 'uncle nobheads' and fights but it will be fun! "Sounds like a family get together | |||
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"Morning Telex & pap xx There will be a chat wedding before long!
Of course, it will be nothing but 'uncle nobheads' and fights but it will be fun!
Don't forget my invite I like a d*unken dance with my shoes in my hand"Haha! Then a ugly cry in the toilet? | |||
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"Morning Telex & pap xx There will be a chat wedding before long!
Of course, it will be nothing but 'uncle nobheads' and fights but it will be fun!
Wedding? mmmmmm cake "Trust you! That will be my present then! Must have made 50 wedding cakes but never had one ourselves! | |||
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"Meant not "Yeh yeh You know he makes your eyea roll..... in allll the ways! | |||
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"I could do a full English now. Oh well coffee n crumpets it is
Mmmmmm crumpets topped with cheese and jam
Oooh no just butter on them. Yummy
Ok then go on, I'll have one with butter"All ready for you. Just pop round...doors open | |||
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"Morning Tele "Morning, I love waking up next to you. Xx | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee!" You got the shakes? | |||
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"I could do a full English now. Oh well coffee n crumpets it is
Mmmmmm crumpets topped with cheese and jam
Oooh no just butter on them. Yummy
Ok then go on, I'll have one with butter
All ready for you. Just pop round...doors open "*pops in..... nicks crumpet* | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes?" Not yet, wanna give em me? | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes?" I've got the shakes | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes? Not yet, wanna give em me? "Yeh..... How Do I do that then? | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes? Not yet, wanna give em me?
Yeh..... How Do I do that then?"Fucking bellend | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes? Not yet, wanna give em me?
Yeh..... How Do I do that then?"Double espresso, please | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes? Not yet, wanna give em me?
Yeh..... How Do I do that then?
Fucking bellend "Don't be like that my love, please not on a Sunday. I thought we could go for a romantic walk today and express our feelings. | |||
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"Morning all" Morning ginge Rnuts..... cant resist! | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes? Not yet, wanna give em me?
Yeh..... How Do I do that then?
Fucking bellend
Don't be like that my love, please not on a Sunday. I thought we could go for a romantic walk today and express our feelings. "We don't need to go for any romantic chuffing walk!!.. | |||
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"Morning all" Morning x | |||
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"Morning all" Morning ginger | |||
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"Morning all Morning ginge Rnuts..... cant resist! " | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes? Not yet, wanna give em me?
Yeh..... How Do I do that then?
Fucking bellend
Don't be like that my love, please not on a Sunday. I thought we could go for a romantic walk today and express our feelings.
We don't need to go for any romantic chuffing walk!!.. "What the fucks chuffing you fuckin wool. Yeh I'd take you for a walk in the woods but I'd be carrying a spade. | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes? Not yet, wanna give em me?
Yeh..... How Do I do that then?
Fucking bellend
Don't be like that my love, please not on a Sunday. I thought we could go for a romantic walk today and express our feelings.
We don't need to go for any romantic chuffing walk!!..
What the fucks chuffing you fuckin wool. Yeh I'd take you for a walk in the woods but I'd be carrying a spade. "Reminds me of that joke..... first flushes of relationship is hearts and diamonds..after a while, you want a club and a spade! | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes? Not yet, wanna give em me?
Yeh..... How Do I do that then?
Fucking bellend
Don't be like that my love, please not on a Sunday. I thought we could go for a romantic walk today and express our feelings.
We don't need to go for any romantic chuffing walk!!..
What the fucks chuffing you fuckin wool. Yeh I'd take you for a walk in the woods but I'd be carrying a spade.
Reminds me of that joke..... first flushes of relationship is hearts and diamonds..after a while, you want a club and a spade!"No it's all show, I'm a big softy really. | |||
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"I could do a full English now. Oh well coffee n crumpets it is
Mmmmmm crumpets topped with cheese and jam
Oooh no just butter on them. Yummy
Ok then go on, I'll have one with butter
All ready for you. Just pop round...doors open
*pops in..... nicks crumpet*"Cheeky bugger | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes? Not yet, wanna give em me?
Yeh..... How Do I do that then?
Fucking bellend
Don't be like that my love, please not on a Sunday. I thought we could go for a romantic walk today and express our feelings.
We don't need to go for any romantic chuffing walk!!..
What the fucks chuffing you fuckin wool. Yeh I'd take you for a walk in the woods but I'd be carrying a spade.
Reminds me of that joke..... first flushes of relationship is hearts and diamonds..after a while, you want a club and a spade!
No it's all show, I'm a big softy really. "If its soft, I aint interested | |||
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"I could do a full English now. Oh well coffee n crumpets it is
Mmmmmm crumpets topped with cheese and jam
Oooh no just butter on them. Yummy
Ok then go on, I'll have one with butter
All ready for you. Just pop round...doors open
*pops in..... nicks crumpet*
Cheeky bugger "I know | |||
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"I could do a full English now. Oh well coffee n crumpets it is
Mmmmmm crumpets topped with cheese and jam
Oooh no just butter on them. Yummy
Ok then go on, I'll have one with butter
All ready for you. Just pop round...doors open
*pops in..... nicks crumpet*
Cheeky bugger "Not right now.....at least make a girl breakfast first | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes? Not yet, wanna give em me?
Yeh..... How Do I do that then?
Fucking bellend
Don't be like that my love, please not on a Sunday. I thought we could go for a romantic walk today and express our feelings.
We don't need to go for any romantic chuffing walk!!..
What the fucks chuffing you fuckin wool. Yeh I'd take you for a walk in the woods but I'd be carrying a spade.
Reminds me of that joke..... first flushes of relationship is hearts and diamonds..after a while, you want a club and a spade!
No it's all show, I'm a big softy really.
If its soft, I aint interested "I'll get cable ties on it. | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes? Not yet, wanna give em me?
Yeh..... How Do I do that then?
Fucking bellend
Don't be like that my love, please not on a Sunday. I thought we could go for a romantic walk today and express our feelings.
We don't need to go for any romantic chuffing walk!!..
What the fucks chuffing you fuckin wool. Yeh I'd take you for a walk in the woods but I'd be carrying a spade.
Reminds me of that joke..... first flushes of relationship is hearts and diamonds..after a while, you want a club and a spade!
No it's all show, I'm a big softy really.
If its soft, I aint interested
I'll get cable ties on it. "I have a better use for pathetic useless penises
I quite fancy a whole bunch of keys around my neck | |||
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"I could do a full English now. Oh well coffee n crumpets it is
Mmmmmm crumpets topped with cheese and jam
Oooh no just butter on them. Yummy
Ok then go on, I'll have one with butter
All ready for you. Just pop round...doors open
*pops in..... nicks crumpet*
Cheeky bugger
Not right now.....at least make a girl breakfast first "No that would be a crafty bugger | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes? Not yet, wanna give em me?
Yeh..... How Do I do that then?
Fucking bellend
Don't be like that my love, please not on a Sunday. I thought we could go for a romantic walk today and express our feelings.
We don't need to go for any romantic chuffing walk!!..
What the fucks chuffing you fuckin wool. Yeh I'd take you for a walk in the woods but I'd be carrying a spade.
Reminds me of that joke..... first flushes of relationship is hearts and diamonds..after a while, you want a club and a spade!
No it's all show, I'm a big softy really.
If its soft, I aint interested
I'll get cable ties on it.
I have a better use for pathetic useless penises
I quite fancy a whole bunch of keys around my neck "Told you girl. You couldn't contain this beast. | |||
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"Morning all Morning x" Morning | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes? Not yet, wanna give em me?
Yeh..... How Do I do that then?
Fucking bellend
Don't be like that my love, please not on a Sunday. I thought we could go for a romantic walk today and express our feelings.
We don't need to go for any romantic chuffing walk!!..
What the fucks chuffing you fuckin wool. Yeh I'd take you for a walk in the woods but I'd be carrying a spade.
Reminds me of that joke..... first flushes of relationship is hearts and diamonds..after a while, you want a club and a spade!
No it's all show, I'm a big softy really.
If its soft, I aint interested
I'll get cable ties on it.
I have a better use for pathetic useless penises
I quite fancy a whole bunch of keys around my neck
Told you girl. You couldn't contain this beast. "Ppfft. I'd get a cage on. Quick bash on the end with a cold spoon has never not worked for me | |||
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"Morning all Morning ginge Rnuts..... cant resist! "Lol good morning | |||
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"Morning all Morning x" Morning booby. ... hope you are well | |||
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"Ffs my spelling today.... must need a second coffee! You got the shakes? Not yet, wanna give em me?
Yeh..... How Do I do that then?
Fucking bellend
Don't be like that my love, please not on a Sunday. I thought we could go for a romantic walk today and express our feelings.
We don't need to go for any romantic chuffing walk!!..
What the fucks chuffing you fuckin wool. Yeh I'd take you for a walk in the woods but I'd be carrying a spade.
Reminds me of that joke..... first flushes of relationship is hearts and diamonds..after a while, you want a club and a spade!
No it's all show, I'm a big softy really.
If its soft, I aint interested
I'll get cable ties on it.
I have a better use for pathetic useless penises
I quite fancy a whole bunch of keys around my neck
Told you girl. You couldn't contain this beast.
Ppfft. I'd get a cage on. Quick bash on the end with a cold spoon has never not worked for me " | |||
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"Good morning everyone. Can someone put the kettle on and bring me a cup of tea in bed please. I don’t want to get up yet but need a drink x "On the way Angie. X | |||
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"Good morning everyone. Can someone put the kettle on and bring me a cup of tea in bed please. I don’t want to get up yet but need a drink x "You should get a tea maid | |||
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"Morning all. Would kill for a fry up haha " Morning master | |||
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"Good morning everyone. Can someone put the kettle on and bring me a cup of tea in bed please. I don’t want to get up yet but need a drink x
On the way Angie. X"Thanks telex, can I have a snuggle as well while you’re here x | |||
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"All this fry up talk - someone do the honours please "Sorry you just missed the bacon sarnies | |||
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"Good morning everyone. Can someone put the kettle on and bring me a cup of tea in bed please. I don’t want to get up yet but need a drink x
You should get a tea maid"Ah but a teasmaid doesn’t give cuddles x | |||
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"Good morning everyone. Can someone put the kettle on and bring me a cup of tea in bed please. I don’t want to get up yet but need a drink x
On the way Angie. X
Thanks telex, can I have a snuggle as well while you’re here x "Course you can Ang. X | |||
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"Good morning everyone. Can someone put the kettle on and bring me a cup of tea in bed please. I don’t want to get up yet but need a drink x
You should get a tea maid
Ah but a teasmaid doesn’t give cuddles x "It will do if you bought me the outfit. | |||
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"All this fry up talk - someone do the honours please
Sorry you just missed the bacon sarnies "I’m holding out for a nice fat meaty sausage | |||
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"All this fry up talk - someone do the honours please
Sorry you just missed the bacon sarnies
I’m holding out for a nice fat meaty sausage "Me too | |||
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"All this fry up talk - someone do the honours please
Sorry you just missed the bacon sarnies
I’m holding out for a nice fat meaty sausage "Good man you just reminded me I got Lincolnshire sausages in the fridge. | |||
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"All this fry up talk - someone do the honours please
Sorry you just missed the bacon sarnies
I’m holding out for a nice fat meaty sausage "Full works on the table here at Chateau Jolie around 10..... and my homemade hash browns are looking sexual | |||
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"Good morning everyone. Can someone put the kettle on and bring me a cup of tea in bed please. I don’t want to get up yet but need a drink x
You should get a tea maid
Ah but a teasmaid doesn’t give cuddles x
It will do if you bought me the outfit. " | |||
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"All this fry up talk - someone do the honours please
Sorry you just missed the bacon sarnies
I’m holding out for a nice fat meaty sausage "I’d like to be holding a fat meaty sausage x | |||
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"All this fry up talk - someone do the honours please
Sorry you just missed the bacon sarnies
I’m holding out for a nice fat meaty sausage
I’d like to be holding a fat meaty sausage x "  your halo just slipped, angie | |||
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"Right never mind the shit talk. I'm horny as fuck I want at least 4 of yous at once. Please apply and form an orderly que. "You couldn't handle one of us! | |||
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"Right never mind the shit talk. I'm horny as fuck I want at least 4 of yous at once. Please apply and form an orderly que. "Like a man that gets straight to the point | |||
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"All this fry up talk - someone do the honours please
Sorry you just missed the bacon sarnies
I’m holding out for a nice fat meaty sausage
I’d like to be holding a fat meaty sausage x "I’ve got a chipolatta | |||
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"Right never mind the shit talk. I'm horny as fuck I want at least 4 of yous at once. Please apply and form an orderly que.
You couldn't handle one of us!"Yeh the Yeh, I'd have yous all out of breath like looking at each other in amazement. | |||
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"Right never mind the shit talk. I'm horny as fuck I want at least 4 of yous at once. Please apply and form an orderly que. "Ffssss... soft lad | |||
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"Right never mind the shit talk. I'm horny as fuck I want at least 4 of yous at once. Please apply and form an orderly que. "Can I have you first as I don’t think you’ll be in a fit state for a while once I’m done x | |||
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"All this fry up talk - someone do the honours please
Sorry you just missed the bacon sarnies
I’m holding out for a nice fat meaty sausage
I’d like to be holding a fat meaty sausage x
I’ve got a chipolatta "Makes for a nice teaser taster | |||
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"Right never mind the shit talk. I'm horny as fuck I want at least 4 of yous at once. Please apply and form an orderly que.
Can I have you first as I don’t think you’ll be in a fit state for a while once I’m done x "No probs. I'm just jogging on the spot now. | |||
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"All this fry up talk - someone do the honours please
Sorry you just missed the bacon sarnies
I’m holding out for a nice fat meaty sausage
I’d like to be holding a fat meaty sausage x
your halo just slipped, angie"I’ve just put it in storage, the devil in me is strong x | |||
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"Right never mind the shit talk. I'm horny as fuck I want at least 4 of yous at once. Please apply and form an orderly que.
Ffssss... soft lad "Won't be soft when it counts. | |||
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"Right never mind the shit talk. I'm horny as fuck I want at least 4 of yous at once. Please apply and form an orderly que.
Ffssss... soft lad
Won't be soft when it counts. "I can't cope with a horny Tele.. I'm used to bellend end Tele | |||
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"All this fry up talk - someone do the honours please
Sorry you just missed the bacon sarnies
I’m holding out for a nice fat meaty sausage
I’d like to be holding a fat meaty sausage x
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"Time to check out and head back up north Gets back to where the real men Are! " That's right curves. X | |||
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"Right never mind the shit talk. I'm horny as fuck I want at least 4 of yous at once. Please apply and form an orderly que.
Can I have you first as I don’t think you’ll be in a fit state for a while once I’m done x
No probs. I'm just jogging on the spot now. "Jogging, you’ll need all your energy x | |||
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"Right never mind the shit talk. I'm horny as fuck I want at least 4 of yous at once. Please apply and form an orderly que.
Ffssss... soft lad
Won't be soft when it counts.
I can't cope with a horny Tele.. I'm used to bellend end Tele "See you can't handle me. | |||
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"Time to check out and head back up north Gets back to where the real men Are! " Oi spank | |||
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"Time to check out and head back up north Gets back to where the real men Are! Oi spank " | |||
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"I could do a full English now. Oh well coffee n crumpets it is
Mmmmmm crumpets topped with cheese and jam "Tuna and cheese works well on crumpets | |||
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"You crazy people Butter goes on crumpets, just butter!! "mmmmm warm melted butter | |||
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"You crazy people Butter goes on crumpets, just butter!! "Il take one Curvy with just butter Im Klempt | |||
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"You crazy people Butter goes on crumpets, just butter!!
mmmmm warm melted butter "See this ^^^ is a man of quality Well for southerner at least | |||
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"You crazy people Butter goes on crumpets, just butter!!
mmmmm warm melted butter "Yes please x | |||
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"You crazy people Butter goes on crumpets, just butter!! "True, anything else is just wrong x | |||
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"You crazy people Butter goes on crumpets, just butter!! "Guess it depends how you were raised,I was often served crumpets with tuna and cheese on | |||
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"You crazy people Butter goes on crumpets, just butter!! "Don't watch last tango in Paris then | |||
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"Morning all. Would kill for a fry up haha Morning master "Morning how's you today x | |||
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"Morning "morning gorgeous | |||
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"Just checked the ulled pork it smells devine" See, that's how it all started yesterday | |||
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"Morning you lot x" Morning blue x | |||
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"So just been to asda, I'm doing a roast chicken dinner. Anyone fancy it? I mean the dinner. " Hand up in the air waving - me I do x | |||
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"So just been to asda, I'm doing a roast chicken dinner. Anyone fancy it? I mean the dinner. " Hello | |||
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"But you wanted pulled pork boobs lol" No she wants to pull your pork. | |||
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"So just been to asda, I'm doing a roast chicken dinner. Anyone fancy it? I mean the dinner. " I’m doing roast pork, homemade applesauce and all the trimmings x | |||
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"So just been to asda, I'm doing a roast chicken dinner. Anyone fancy it? I mean the dinner. Hello "Thought that would wake you up. | |||
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"So just been to asda, I'm doing a roast chicken dinner. Anyone fancy it? I mean the dinner. Hello
Thought that would wake you up. "I'm so shallow when it comes to food | |||
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"But you wanted pulled pork boobs lol No she wants to pull your pork. "I know lol | |||
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"So just been to asda, I'm doing a roast chicken dinner. Anyone fancy it? I mean the dinner. Hello
Thought that would wake you up.
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"I can smell my pork from the living room(awaits innuendos)" I've got nothing lol | |||
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"I can smell my pork from the living room(awaits innuendos) I've got nothing lol " no wash your cock better lol | |||
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"I can smell my pork from the living room(awaits innuendos) I've got nothing lol no wash your cock better lol" Ha ha ha - I'm rubbish lol | |||
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"I can smell my pork from the living room(awaits innuendos) I've got nothing lol no wash your cock better lol Ha ha ha - I'm rubbish lol " hope your bedroom banter is better | |||
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"I can smell my pork from the living room(awaits innuendos)" You need to book a doctors appointment for that mate  | |||
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"I can smell my pork from the living room(awaits innuendos) You need to book a doctors appointment for that mate "boobs take note lol | |||
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"I can smell my pork from the living room(awaits innuendos) You need to book a doctors appointment for that mate "See I can never think of anything - I'm rubbish lol | |||
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"Morning you lot x" Hi Blue | |||
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"So just been to asda, I'm doing a roast chicken dinner. Anyone fancy it? I mean the dinner. " I fancy that chest of yours | |||
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"So just been to asda, I'm doing a roast chicken dinner. Anyone fancy it? I mean the dinner. I fancy that chest of yours "cannibal | |||
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"Morning you lot x Hi Blue "no hi for moi | |||
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"Morning you lot x Hi Blue "Ello pap | |||
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"I can smell my pork from the living room(awaits innuendos) You need to book a doctors appointment for that mate
See I can never think of anything - I'm rubbish lol "try u must have a big nose | |||
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"Morning you lot x Hi Blue no hi for moi "Sorry .. hi Park xx | |||
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