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"Well the 100 edition is here welcoming old friends and new....come on in and have a cracking....pssst sami has no knickers on"  | |||
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"lmao we both had same idea" Your like a fecking rat up a drain pipe ffs. I had to step up a gear  | |||
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"just follow the trail "Trail of custard cream crumbs! | |||
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"Evening all. Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me. Honest!" Who's got em then?  | |||
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"Evening all. Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me. Honest!" shes been selling them on a certain site to raise funds for her teefs | |||
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"lmao we both had same idea Your like a fecking rat up a drain pipe ffs. I had to step up a gear "You got in quick there! | |||
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"Evening all. Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me. Honest!" Just be careful were you walk....don't want you going to slip ups dot com  | |||
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"lmao we both had same idea Your like a fecking rat up a drain pipe ffs. I had to step up a gear "makes a change from a ladder | |||
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"Evening all. Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me. Honest!shes been selling them on a certain site to raise funds for her teefs "Yes and I have the bottom set already!  | |||
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"Evening all. Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me. Honest!shes been selling them on a certain site to raise funds for her teefs "Aww poor woman! Did she sample some of Voddy's cooking?  | |||
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"Evening all. Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me. Honest!shes been selling them on a certain site to raise funds for her teefs
Yes and I have the bottom set already! "Bottom set?? Does that mean certain items of clothing or actual teeth? | |||
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"Evening all. Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me. Honest!shes been selling them on a certain site to raise funds for her teefs
Aww poor woman! Did she sample some of Voddy's cooking? "cheeky bugga | |||
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"Evening all. Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me. Honest!shes been selling them on a certain site to raise funds for her teefs
Yes and I have the bottom set already!
Bottom set?? Does that mean certain items of clothing or actual teeth? "Haha....no I don't wear those..it is teef! | |||
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"Evening all. Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me. Honest!shes been selling them on a certain site to raise funds for her teefs
Aww poor woman! Did she sample some of Voddy's cooking? cheeky bugga"She wouldn't sample my cooking; it's classified as a Weapon of Mass Destruction! On a Good Day too! | |||
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"I have some Custard Creams I don't want. " can I have a milky coffee aswell please | |||
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"I have some Custard Creams I don't want. can I have a milky coffee aswell please" Anything you like.  | |||
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" "To help you out, in case you're confused, Voddy and I were on earlier along with other regulars. She and I drifted away but have coincidentally come back online. But she's disappeared again (she does this, doesn't tell us, leave any forwarding address etc!  ) and I'm getting back to work.
Does that help? | |||
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To help you out, in case you're confused, Voddy and I were on earlier along with other regulars. She and I drifted away but have coincidentally come back online. But she's disappeared again (she does this, doesn't tell us, leave any forwarding address etc! ) and I'm getting back to work.
Does that help?"I actually nodded off | |||
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To help you out, in case you're confused, Voddy and I were on earlier along with other regulars. She and I drifted away but have coincidentally come back online. But she's disappeared again (she does this, doesn't tell us, leave any forwarding address etc! ) and I'm getting back to work.
Does that help?I actually nodded off"So...the custard creams took some kicking in last night  | |||
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To help you out, in case you're confused, Voddy and I were on earlier along with other regulars. She and I drifted away but have coincidentally come back online. But she's disappeared again (she does this, doesn't tell us, leave any forwarding address etc! ) and I'm getting back to work.
Does that help?I actually nodded off
So...the custard creams took some kicking in last night"didnt have any | |||
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To help you out, in case you're confused, Voddy and I were on earlier along with other regulars. She and I drifted away but have coincidentally come back online. But she's disappeared again (she does this, doesn't tell us, leave any forwarding address etc! ) and I'm getting back to work.
Does that help?I actually nodded off
So...the custard creams took some kicking in last nightdidnt have any "So gen guy sent you to sleep eh | |||
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To help you out, in case you're confused, Voddy and I were on earlier along with other regulars. She and I drifted away but have coincidentally come back online. But she's disappeared again (she does this, doesn't tell us, leave any forwarding address etc! ) and I'm getting back to work.
Does that help?I actually nodded off
So...the custard creams took some kicking in last nightdidnt have any
So gen guy sent you to sleep eh "nope | |||
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To help you out, in case you're confused, Voddy and I were on earlier along with other regulars. She and I drifted away but have coincidentally come back online. But she's disappeared again (she does this, doesn't tell us, leave any forwarding address etc! ) and I'm getting back to work.
Does that help?I actually nodded off
So...the custard creams took some kicking in last nightdidnt have any
So gen guy sent you to sleep eh nope "Oh | |||
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"I'm here again "Ooh, ello! | |||
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"I'm here again "Did you get a holiday booked eenie? | |||
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"I conked, then hubby woke me up, to book our flight seats for our holiday "Lucky feckers | |||
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"I conked, then hubby woke me up, to book our flight seats for our holiday
Lucky feckers "Yep Corfu July | |||
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"I conked, then hubby woke me up, to book our flight seats for our holiday
Lucky feckers
Yep Corfu July "What about granny | |||
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"I conked, then hubby woke me up, to book our flight seats for our holiday
Lucky feckers
Yep Corfu July
What about granny "We normally go granny in March and October, but had to miss those because of my health issues, hopefully they'll be sorted soon, hospital on 26th | |||
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"I conked, then hubby woke me up, to book our flight seats for our holiday
Lucky feckers
Yep Corfu July
What about granny
We normally go granny in March and October, but had to miss those because of my health issues, hopefully they'll be sorted soon, hospital on 26th "Aw well good luck and it will be nice to have a change of scenery | |||
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"eh? "Bee. | |||
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"eh?
Bee."ELO jim | |||
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"eh?
Bee.
ELO jim"Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface | |||
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"I conked, then hubby woke me up, to book our flight seats for our holiday
Lucky feckers
Yep Corfu July
What about granny
We normally go granny in March and October, but had to miss those because of my health issues, hopefully they'll be sorted soon, hospital on 26th
Aw well good luck and it will be nice to have a change of scenery "Thank you | |||
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"eh?
Bee.
ELO jim
Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface"Arfnoon Jim | |||
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"eh?
Bee.
ELO jim
Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface
Arfnoon Jim "Good afternooooooooooooooon Samiss. | |||
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"Try this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s" I'll try it. | |||
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"eh?
Bee.
ELO jim
Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface"I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face | |||
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"eh?
Bee.
ELO jim
Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface
I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face" | |||
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"eh?
Bee.
ELO jim
Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface
I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face
"That would have been easier | |||
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"eh?
Bee.
ELO jim
Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface
I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face
That would have been easier "Greengrinface | |||
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"Try this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s" Better than Westlife. | |||
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"eh?
Bee.
ELO jim
Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface
I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face
That would have been easier
Greengrinface"Now feck off with that....have you seen how long it takes me to type ffs | |||
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"Try this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s Better than Westlife." I'd agree  | |||
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"eh?
Bee.
ELO jim
Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface
I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face
That would have been easier
Greengrinface
Now feck off with that....have you seen how long it takes me to type ffs "Flirty, fluttering, eyelashes.....yes takes ages! Greengrinface! | |||
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"eh?
Bee.
ELO jim
Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface
I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face
That would have been easier
Greengrinface
Now feck off with that....have you seen how long it takes me to type ffs
Flirty, fluttering, eyelashes.....yes takes ages! Greengrinface!"Feck that | |||
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"eh?
Bee.
ELO jim
Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface
I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face
That would have been easier
Greengrinface
Now feck off with that....have you seen how long it takes me to type ffs
Flirty, fluttering, eyelashes.....yes takes ages! Greengrinface!
Feck that "Yes back to emojis | |||
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"eh?
Bee.
ELO jim
Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface
I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face
That would have been easier
Greengrinface
Now feck off with that....have you seen how long it takes me to type ffs
Flirty, fluttering, eyelashes.....yes takes ages! Greengrinface!
Feck that
Yes back to emojis "Yeah I'm too old for all that typing  Laterz sami x | |||
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"Right off out will catch you's later "Laterz Mistress | |||
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"Pops head round corner is it safe" Only if you make the latte's | |||
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"Pops head round corner is it safe Only if you make the latte's "makes 2 lattes and places cream cakes on a plate | |||
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"Pops head round corner is it safe Only if you make the latte's makes 2 lattes and places cream cakes on a plate"Your a goodun...just what I need...but I'll have to bugger off for a bit..catch you later x | |||
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"I'm here again
Did you get a holiday booked eenie? "No. Can't afford it...holiday at home as per again | |||
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"I'm here again
Did you get a holiday booked eenie?
No. Can't afford it...holiday at home as per again "what bout a long weekend away in this country | |||
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"I'm here again
Did you get a holiday booked eenie?
No. Can't afford it...holiday at home as per again "I'm pushing the boat out this year eenie. ...but it might be just on the local boating lake | |||
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"I'm here again
Did you get a holiday booked eenie?
No. Can't afford it...holiday at home as per again
I'm pushing the boat out this year eenie. ...but it might be just on the local boating lake "come in no9 your time is up | |||
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"I'm here again
Did you get a holiday booked eenie?
No. Can't afford it...holiday at home as per again
I'm pushing the boat out this year eenie. ...but it might be just on the local boating lake come in no 69 your time is up"FIFY Now it is | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?" And where were yours after the roof got fixed  | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed "On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower. Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami"I think we had better let sami answer that one eh | |||
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"I'm here again
Did you get a holiday booked eenie?
No. Can't afford it...holiday at home as per again what bout a long weekend away in this country "Hmmmm, don't know | |||
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"I'm here again
Did you get a holiday booked eenie?
No. Can't afford it...holiday at home as per again
I'm pushing the boat out this year eenie. ...but it might be just on the local boating lake "Same here I reckon | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh"You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't? | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?"i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers"Well that's just terrible,she could get prickled somewhere intimate in that bush,she needs to be careful. | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers
Well that's just terrible,she could get prickled somewhere intimate in that bush,she needs to be careful."she did get pricked thats why she was trying to crawl threw the bush | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers
Well that's just terrible,she could get prickled somewhere intimate in that bush,she needs to be careful.she did get pricked thats why she was trying to crawl threw the bush"Wosnt me | |||
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(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" ) | |||
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"Evening everyone. So Mistress, as you've reached 100, did you send yourself a letter?
(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" )"You calling me a old queen ffs | |||
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"Evening everyone. So Mistress, as you've reached 100, did you send yourself a letter?
(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" )
You calling me a old queen ffs "No offence intended ma'am | |||
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"Evening everyone. So Mistress, as you've reached 100, did you send yourself a letter?
(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" )
You calling me a old queen ffs
No offence intended ma'am "the lord chamberland hand delivered it himself | |||
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"Evening everyone. So Mistress, as you've reached 100, did you send yourself a letter?
(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" )
You calling me a old queen ffs
No offence intended ma'am
the lord chamberland hand delivered it himself"No he didn't. ..I thought he was from TV licencing. ...and you know i have got that | |||
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"Evening everyone. So Mistress, as you've reached 100, did you send yourself a letter?
(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" )
You calling me a old queen ffs
No offence intended ma'am
the lord chamberland hand delivered it himself
No he didn't. ..I thought he was from TV licencing. ...and you know i have got that "have you | |||
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"Evening everyone. So Mistress, as you've reached 100, did you send yourself a letter?
(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" )
You calling me a old queen ffs
No offence intended ma'am
the lord chamberland hand delivered it himself
No he didn't. ..I thought he was from TV licencing. ...and you know i haven't got that haven't you"FIFU | |||
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"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s" What you worried about _oddy? | |||
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"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s What you worried about _oddy?" is she taking us with her | |||
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"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s What you worried about _oddy?is she taking us with her" Hmmm I don't think so! | |||
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"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s What you worried about _oddy?is she taking us with her Hmmm I don't think so!" well thats a bloody cheek and us her besties hope her tracking device works then | |||
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"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s What you worried about _oddy?is she taking us with her" Feck no!! | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers
Well that's just terrible,she could get prickled somewhere intimate in that bush,she needs to be careful.she did get pricked thats why she was trying to crawl threw the bush
Wosnt me "I think it was you | |||
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"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s What you worried about _oddy?is she taking us with her Hmmm I don't think so!well thats a bloody cheek and us her besties hope her tracking device works then" Switched off..... | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers"That was an eye opener wasn't it? | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers
That was an eye opener wasn't it? "went fecking blind | |||
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"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s What you worried about _oddy?is she taking us with her Feck no!! "you can tell mistress then she will be disapointed | |||
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"Evening everyone. So Mistress, as you've reached 100, did you send yourself a letter?
(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" )
You calling me a old queen ffs
No offence intended ma'am
the lord chamberland hand delivered it himself
No he didn't. ..I thought he was from TV licencing. ...and you know i have got that "You need a frock licence now? BBC screw everyone they can, they can't screw me tho | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers
That was an eye opener wasn't it? "Sami. Good Evening young lady. I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser? | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers
That was an eye opener wasn't it? went fecking blind"Not surprised...I'd run out of razors... | |||
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"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s What you worried about _oddy?is she taking us with her Feck no!! you can tell mistress then she will be disapointed"No she'll manage without me...I shall still be checking in on here, to tell you all how hot and sunny it is ! | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers
That was an eye opener wasn't it?
Sami. Good Evening young lady.
I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser? "Evening Iain, I just skip the bits I don't understand! | |||
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"what on earth is this thread about,, "just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers
That was an eye opener wasn't it?
Sami. Good Evening young lady.
I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser?
Evening Iain, I just skip the bits I don't understand! "thought ud lost weight all that skipping ur doing | |||
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"what on earth is this thread about,, just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee"I'm not taking piss from anyone,,eeoow,,yuk'a'doodle yuk | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers
That was an eye opener wasn't it?
Sami. Good Evening young lady.
I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser?
Evening Iain, I just skip the bits I don't understand! "Thank Gawd for that great advice. Help me, my brain hurts!  | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers
That was an eye opener wasn't it?
Sami. Good Evening young lady.
I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser?
Evening Iain, I just skip the bits I don't understand! thought ud lost weight all that skipping ur doing "Yeah, lots of skipping....you nip off for a couple of hours and all hell breaks loose! | |||
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"what on earth is this thread about,, just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee
I'm not taking piss from anyone,,eeoow,,yuk'a'doodle yuk "noooooooooooooooooo not that type you know taking the micky out each other | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers
That was an eye opener wasn't it?
Sami. Good Evening young lady.
I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser?
Evening Iain, I just skip the bits I don't understand!
Thank Gawd for that great advice.
Help me, my brain hurts! "Thing is, all the threads we go on get inter mingled...so gets confusing if you're not on here 24hours a day | |||
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"what on earth is this thread about,, just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee
I'm not taking piss from anyone,,eeoow,,yuk'a'doodle yuk noooooooooooooooooo not that type you know taking the micky out each other"but i am MIKKI EH | |||
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"what on earth is this thread about,, just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee
I'm not taking piss from anyone,,eeoow,,yuk'a'doodle yuk noooooooooooooooooo not that type you know taking the micky out each other" | |||
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"what on earth is this thread about,, just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee
I'm not taking piss from anyone,,eeoow,,yuk'a'doodle yuk noooooooooooooooooo not that type you know taking the micky out each other
but i am MIKKI EH "samiiiiiiiiii explain to the young lady can you | |||
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"what on earth is this thread about,, just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee
I'm not taking piss from anyone,,eeoow,,yuk'a'doodle yuk noooooooooooooooooo not that type you know taking the micky out each other
but i am MIKKI EH "Ya see,,the way i see it,,,ya cant take the mikki out of ya,,,but ya can take it out of mikki,,ya get me | |||
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"hope i ruddy sleep tonight 3 am i think i nodded off last night to be woken by bert bringing me a present so hes been in the cat house all day" Hah, was it a mouse?..when I used to babysit, my grandcat used to bring mice in the house. | |||
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"hope i ruddy sleep tonight 3 am i think i nodded off last night to be woken by bert bringing me a present so hes been in the cat house all day Hah, was it a mouse?..when I used to babysit, my grandcat used to bring mice in the house. "it had feathers could have brained him | |||
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"what on earth is this thread about,, just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee
I'm not taking piss from anyone,,eeoow,,yuk'a'doodle yuk noooooooooooooooooo not that type you know taking the micky out each other
but i am MIKKI EH
Ya see,,the way i see it,,,ya cant take the mikki out of ya,,,but ya can take it out of mikki,,ya get me "...No..... | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers
That was an eye opener wasn't it?
Sami. Good Evening young lady.
I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser?
Evening Iain, I just skip the bits I don't understand!
Thank Gawd for that great advice.
Help me, my brain hurts!
Thing is, all the threads we go on get inter mingled...so gets confusing if you're not on here 24hours a day "I blame that Woman.. Viddy, Vuddy, Vaddy... whoever she is? It's taking the Asylum ages to realise she's gone AWOL! | |||
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"hope i ruddy sleep tonight 3 am i think i nodded off last night to be woken by bert bringing me a present so hes been in the cat house all day Hah, was it a mouse?..when I used to babysit, my grandcat used to bring mice in the house. it had feathers could have brained him"Yuk!.... | |||
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"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude? And where were yours after the roof got fixed
On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.
Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami
I think we had better let sami answer that one eh
You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers
That was an eye opener wasn't it?
Sami. Good Evening young lady.
I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser?
Evening Iain, I just skip the bits I don't understand!
Thank Gawd for that great advice.
Help me, my brain hurts!
Thing is, all the threads we go on get inter mingled...so gets confusing if you're not on here 24hours a day
I blame that Woman.. Viddy, Vuddy, Vaddy... whoever she is?
It's taking the Asylum ages to realise she's gone AWOL! "No she's lovely...it's them others | |||
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"not a very friendly thread is it "It is, if you don't mind having the piss taken out of you! | |||
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"not a very friendly thread is it
It is, if you don't mind having the piss taken out of you! "but i don't need a wee wee,,btw i do find this piss obsession a tad weird,,but each to their own i guess | |||
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"not a very friendly thread is it "Mikki. To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!
Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!
We're all of that in the nicest ways possible. | |||
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"not a very friendly thread is it
It is, if you don't mind having the piss taken out of you!
but i don't need a wee wee,,btw i do find this piss obsession a tad weird,,but each to their own i guess "sami cant help having a week bladder | |||
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"not a very friendly thread is it
It is, if you don't mind having the piss taken out of you! "eh if your a couple wheres his pic? | |||
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"not a very friendly thread is it
Mikki.
To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!
Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!
We're all of that in the nicest ways possible."Doh..well said that man | |||
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"not a very friendly thread is it
It is, if you don't mind having the piss taken out of you!
eh if your a couple wheres his pic? "Oh I keep him well hidden | |||
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"not a very friendly thread is it
Mikki.
To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!
Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!
We're all of that in the nicest ways possible.
Doh..well said that man "hmmm anyone that says their mad usually isn't in my experiance | |||
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"not a very friendly thread is it
Mikki.
To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!
Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!
We're all of that in the nicest ways possible.
Doh..well said that man "Well, Thank You young lady. Care for a Chocolate Oaty Hob Nob? | |||
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"not a very friendly thread is it
Mikki.
To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!
Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!
We're all of that in the nicest ways possible.
Doh..well said that man
Well, Thank You young lady. Care for a Chocolate Oaty Hob Nob? "Tut...you know how to spoil a girl, Iain | |||
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"not a very friendly thread is it
It is, if you don't mind having the piss taken out of you!
eh if your a couple wheres his pic?
Oh I keep him well hidden "bit of alright ur hubby sure im due another cuddle from him | |||
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"not a very friendly thread is it
Mikki.
To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!
Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!
We're all of that in the nicest ways possible.
Doh..well said that man
Well, Thank You young lady. Care for a Chocolate Oaty Hob Nob?
Tut...you know how to spoil a girl, Iain "think of the bikini sami | |||
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"not a very friendly thread is it
It is, if you don't mind having the piss taken out of you!
eh if your a couple wheres his pic?
Oh I keep him well hidden bit of alright ur hubby sure im due another cuddle from him "I think you must be, been a while! | |||
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"not a very friendly thread is it
Mikki.
To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!
Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!
We're all of that in the nicest ways possible.
Doh..well said that man
Well, Thank You young lady. Care for a Chocolate Oaty Hob Nob?
Tut...you know how to spoil a girl, Iain think of the bikini sami"You know I sunbathe naked, Voddy.... | |||
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"nigel isnt happy sami they wouldent let him in to see peter wabbit" now yer taking the piss | |||
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"not a very friendly thread is it
Mikki.
To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!
Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!
We're all of that in the nicest ways possible.
Doh..well said that man
Well, Thank You young lady. Care for a Chocolate Oaty Hob Nob?
Tut...you know how to spoil a girl, Iain think of the bikini sami
You know I sunbathe naked, Voddy.... "how strange,, | |||
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"nigel isnt happy sami they wouldent let him in to see peter wabbit" Oh shit...send him back to me, he can have a swim in the pool | |||
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"anyone see that magic chap on bgt tonight had me in tears" Ooh no, missed it tonight. He was good then? | |||
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"ellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mikki
oooooh ellooooooooooo sexy
hows it goin?
pppprety good hactually
sssh mikki ,,,sssshhh
yea?
its gone quiet, all the piss takers have gone
yea ,,maybe they have gone to the toilet for a wee wee
actually maybe they have gone for a poo,,they,ve been gone ages "Mikki. When I'm online at these hours, on Tuesday to Saturday nights, I'm at work as a Hotel Night Manager. I work alone so often, posting on here gets interrupted by me having to do some work. Yes, I know, guests have the cheek to request being let in the Night Door or want a late night drinkie or three when I want to be on here! Unforgivable! | |||
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"ellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mikki
oooooh ellooooooooooo sexy
hows it goin?
pppprety good hactually
sssh mikki ,,,sssshhh
yea?
its gone quiet, all the piss takers have gone
yea ,,maybe they have gone to the toilet for a wee wee
actually maybe they have gone for a poo,,they,ve been gone ages
Mikki.
When I'm online at these hours, on Tuesday to Saturday nights, I'm at work as a Hotel Night Manager.
I work alone so often, posting on here gets interrupted by me having to do some work.
Yes, I know, guests have the cheek to request being let in the Night Door or want a late night drinkie or three when I want to be on here! Unforgivable! "omg,,,how DARE THEY,,,,HOW BLOODY bloody dare they
anyway elloooo I'm Mikki | |||
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"ellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mikki "Hey, Mikki. | |||
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"ellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mikki
Hey, Mikki."oooooooooooh ellooooooooo jimmy | |||
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"ellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mikki
Hey, Mikki.
oooooooooooh ellooooooooo jimmy"there a very stwangebunch in here ya know | |||
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"ellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mikki
Hey, Mikki.
oooooooooooh ellooooooooo jimmy
there a very stwangebunch in here ya know "*Nods* Yeah, I know. What can you do. | |||
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"morning mistress and sami has the machine broke" Nah single shot coming up | |||
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"morning mistress and sami has the machine broke Nah single shot coming up "ta ur a kind soul did you go to church this morning | |||
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"morning mistress and sami has the machine broke Nah single shot coming up ta ur a kind soul did you go to church this morning"Nah I meant to say my prayers before bed last night....and you'll know what happened to that | |||
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"morning mistress and sami has the machine broke Nah single shot coming up ta ur a kind soul did you go to church this morning
Nah I meant to say my prayers before bed last night....and you'll know what happened to that "you conkered passes a ripple | |||
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"morning mistress and sami has the machine broke Nah single shot coming up ta ur a kind soul did you go to church this morning
Nah I meant to say my prayers before bed last night....and you'll know what happened to that you conkered passes a ripple"Nope it was a big fecking hash tag easter Egg from aldi.....I was Fucking covered | |||
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"morning mistress and sami has the machine broke Nah single shot coming up ta ur a kind soul did you go to church this morning
Nah I meant to say my prayers before bed last night....and you'll know what happened to that you conkered passes a ripple
Nope it was a big fecking hash tag easter Egg from aldi.....I was Fucking covered "why wernt you wearing ya pinney | |||
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"morning mistress and sami has the machine broke Nah single shot coming up ta ur a kind soul did you go to church this morning
Nah I meant to say my prayers before bed last night....and you'll know what happened to that you conkered passes a ripple
Nope it was a big fecking hash tag easter Egg from aldi.....I was Fucking covered why wernt you wearing ya pinney"Hindsight _oddy bloody hindsight eh | |||
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"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs "Hubby bought me a new red car today! | |||
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"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs
Hubby bought me a new red car today! "pedal car | |||
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"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs
Hubby bought me a new red car today! pedal car"No we've traded that in, he thought I was ready for the real thing! | |||
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"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs
Hubby bought me a new red car today! pedal car
No we've traded that in, he thought I was ready for the real thing! "so no indicators but a t s sign | |||
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"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs
Hubby bought me a new red car today! pedal car
No we've traded that in, he thought I was ready for the real thing! so no indicators but a t s sign "Ooh, what's a t s sign? | |||
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"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs
Hubby bought me a new red car today! pedal car
No we've traded that in, he thought I was ready for the real thing! so no indicators but a t s sign
Ooh, what's a t s sign? "toilet stop | |||
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"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs
Hubby bought me a new red car today! "I've got a red car and on Thursday I went to Redcar in my red car | |||
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"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs
Hubby bought me a new red car today!
I've got a red car and on Thursday I went to Redcar in my red car "and you went through a red light and got a red face to match your red car whilst in redcar | |||
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"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs
Hubby bought me a new red car today!
I've got a red car and on Thursday I went to Redcar in my red car and you went through a red light and got a red face to match your red car whilst in redcar"I got a red car and a red basque | |||
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"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs
Hubby bought me a new red car today!
I've got a red car and on Thursday I went to Redcar in my red car and you went through a red light and got a red face to match your red car whilst in redcar"Nah that was in that shit hole leeds...but it sounds better the way you put it | |||
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"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs
Hubby bought me a new red car today!
I've got a red car and on Thursday I went to Redcar in my red car and you went through a red light and got a red face to match your red car whilst in redcar
Nah that was in that shit hole leeds...but it sounds better the way you put it "a touch of class eh | |||
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