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over a year ago
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you? "
Ive come close  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you? "
I am a school mum but thankfully mine isnt a 'little shit' as you call them...
And in wales they have been back a week |
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you?
I am a school mum but thankfully mine isnt a 'little shit' as you call them...
And in wales they have been back a week"
You’re lucky having little angels  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you? "
Do you have children? |
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you?
Do you have children?"
Yes 2. Like little Duracell bunnies! They never stop. I don’t know how mum’s (or any full time carer) do it. Credit to them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you?
Do you have children?
Yes 2. Like little Duracell bunnies! They never stop. I don’t know how mum’s (or any full time carer) do it. Credit to them. "
I beleive it’s called unconditional love |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
Hillside desolate |
"Here’s a shocking, out of this world concept.
Some parents love having holiday time with their kids! "
I would LOVE to spend the school holidays with mine. Unfortunately I still have to work,so the grandparents get all the fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here’s a shocking, out of this world concept.
Some parents love having holiday time with their kids!
I would LOVE to spend the school holidays with mine. Unfortunately I still have to work,so the grandparents get all the fun! "
That’s what the first week was like for me (Matt)
Had holidays the second week. Just being at home, going for walks and listening to them is fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well done for not clogging up the roads - I've rather enjoyed being able to get to work in a timely fashion."
I second that it's been a joy bring on summer holidays |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fucking love having my kids and was gutted I haven't had the time off from work over Easter  Always feel guilty for working!"
It’s nkt easy getting a balance. Shame you can’t osy mortgages with love instead of cash  |
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you? "
I actually like my kids, well most of the time I do, and enjoy spending time with them.
Never understood the dread some parents get about the school hols. |
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"Fucking love having my kids and was gutted I haven't had the time off from work over Easter Always feel guilty for working!
It’s nkt easy getting a balance. Shame you can’t osy mortgages with love instead of cash "
How much nicer would that be...dam to being a grown-up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you?
I am a school mum but thankfully mine isnt a 'little shit' as you call them...
And in wales they have been back a week"
Have they? My daughters school is Monday coming |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you?
I am a school mum but thankfully mine isnt a 'little shit' as you call them...
And in wales they have been back a week
Have they? My daughters school is Monday coming "
Im north wales |
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you?
I am a school mum but thankfully mine isnt a 'little shit' as you call them...
And in wales they have been back a week
Have they? My daughters school is Monday coming "
Same here Monday x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you?
I am a school mum but thankfully mine isnt a 'little shit' as you call them...
And in wales they have been back a week
Have they? My daughters school is Monday coming "
Ours too but we’re in Scotland |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here’s a shocking, out of this world concept.
Some parents love having holiday time with their kids!
Yeah right."
I love how my daughter said to me at 10pm at night, Mam I want a cooked chicken, I said I haven't got a cooked chicken, she said yeah but I want one, i said love do you expect me to pull one out of my butt for you, she said no I'm just saying, I want a cooked chicken! Arrgghh fuck, it doesn't sound much but that "I'm just saying" thing drives me round the bend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here’s a shocking, out of this world concept.
Some parents love having holiday time with their kids!
Yeah right.
I love how my daughter said to me at 10pm at night, Mam I want a cooked chicken, I said I haven't got a cooked chicken, she said yeah but I want one, i said love do you expect me to pull one out of my butt for you, she said no I'm just saying, I want a cooked chicken! Arrgghh fuck, it doesn't sound much but that "I'm just saying" thing drives me round the bend. "
They all have a relentless nature about them lol! |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Mine go back on Monday. They've been in a lot because of the shitty weather so are a bit cabin fevery!
It's nice when they're off though. Loads of lie ins, no school uniform ironing, sandwiches to do etc |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine go back on Monday. They've been in a lot because of the shitty weather so are a bit cabin fevery!
It's nice when they're off though. Loads of lie ins, no school uniform ironing, sandwiches to do etc "
There is that too. Although my son is up at 7am regardless what time he goes to bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gonna be hell on the roads Monday when mums in nutty mode fecking driving straight at you like they’ve been touched by the Devil to drop their kids off at school  |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
My baby is nearly 17 and Ive barely seen him the last two weeks, been at his brothers, then dads, now at a mates. Home tomorrow for the weekend then he goes back to college Monday and Im back at work...
Big shout out for all us school teaching staff who ate going back to educate and take care of your little treasures on Monday |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My baby is nearly 17 and Ive barely seen him the last two weeks, been at his brothers, then dads, now at a mates. Home tomorrow for the weekend then he goes back to college Monday and Im back at work...
Big shout out for all us school teaching staff who ate going back to educate and take care of your little treasures on Monday "
I salute you sir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you? "
Cheers between us we survived the Easter break, roll on next Tues though. A large Gin x Tonic would go down very nicely thank you OP.  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"Mine go back on Monday. They've been in a lot because of the shitty weather so are a bit cabin fevery!
It's nice when they're off though. Loads of lie ins, no school uniform ironing, sandwiches to do etc
There is that too. Although my son is up at 7am regardless what time he goes to bed "
2/3 of mine don't surface until at least 10  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you? "
Omg a huge gin please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My baby is nearly 17 and Ive barely seen him the last two weeks, been at his brothers, then dads, now at a mates. Home tomorrow for the weekend then he goes back to college Monday and Im back at work...
Big shout out for all us school teaching staff who ate going back to educate and take care of your little treasures on Monday "
You deserve a medal for looking after other people's kids!!! |
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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago
Slough Windsor ish |
"My baby is nearly 17 and Ive barely seen him the last two weeks, been at his brothers, then dads, now at a mates. Home tomorrow for the weekend then he goes back to college Monday and Im back at work...
Big shout out for all us school teaching staff who ate going back to educate and take care of your little treasures on Monday
You deserve a medal for looking after other people's kids!!!"
Haha dont I know it... I am reception classso have 60 of the 4 year old little darlings.
Is it any wonder Im on medication |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here’s a shocking, out of this world concept.
Some parents love having holiday time with their kids!
Yeah right.
I love how my daughter said to me at 10pm at night, Mam I want a cooked chicken, I said I haven't got a cooked chicken, she said yeah but I want one, i said love do you expect me to pull one out of my butt for you, she said no I'm just saying, I want a cooked chicken! Arrgghh fuck, it doesn't sound much but that "I'm just saying" thing drives me round the bend. "
Mine likes to tell me at 8am she needs ingredients for cooking that day when she sets off at 8.10....And when I ask how long she has known it will be about a week  ....i think they do expect us to pull them out our butt |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I'm not their mother but I know their parents and I love having them around. As they get older they spend less and less time with us so having time when we can arrange things with them is a treat for us.
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you?
Cheers between us we survived the Easter break, roll on next Tues though. A large Gin x Tonic would go down very nicely thank you OP. "
With pleasure and thanks for understanding the context of the post and not preaching how much you love your kids!! |
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"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!
You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.
What can I get you?
Omg a huge gin please "
Just the one?! |
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