when your at work, and your working late. some one else comes in to start, and the first thing they ask is- are you still here? well yes clearly i still am, if you can ask me that!
if your crying or screaming in pain the first question you get asked is- are you ok?
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you're eating a delicous meal - someone says ...... You enjoying that ?
All your stuff is on the table and your bag is on the chair they say ....
Are you sitting here ?
You are staring at the telly ... You watching that?
you spit sommat out .......Don't you like it ? |
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Your nose is bleeding..do you want a tissue?
You come in looking like a drowned rat....is it raining?
You scream 'Ouch' whilst being fucked up the arse, without warning lol and your asked deeper or stop? haha |
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when ur in bestest undies ,drapped seductively on the bed and teasing your clit and ur asked if ur horney .....
please feel free to substitute...
bestest undies to y -frounts
drapped seductivley for splayed
and
teasing clit to wanking furiously  |
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"when ur in bestest undies ,drapped seductively on the bed and teasing your clit and ur asked if ur horney .....
please feel free to substitute...
bestest undies to y -frounts
drapped seductivley for splayed
and
teasing clit to wanking furiously "
"You going to stare at it or put it back in the sunshine hole?" |
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When your eyes are red and watering, snot trailing from your nose, you're coughing up a lung and can hardly talk and you're asked, "do you have a cold?"  |
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"Looking at a very heavily pregnant woman and saying you not had the baby yet then "
Or......seeing a woman you haven't seen for ages who looks heavily pregnant and asking "When is the happy event?" only to be met with an icy glare and asked "What are you talking about?".
Yes I've done that. 
I work in a hospital and its amazing how many times I'll be pushing a patient on a trolley and someone they know will walk by and ask " Hi,are you alright?" R
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