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HA HA guess what I achieved tonight??
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"A dry wank " all the time but nooooo not that | |||
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"Acquired a stalker?" a daily Occurrence but noooooooo!! | |||
"You made hot cross buns for everyone? "Oooooooo can I make you some please ? | |||
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"Given yourself oral pleasure?" fuck me my Rodger ain’t that long!! Your a lucky young man!! | |||
"A ghost poop " I know I'm going to be sorry for asking but can you kindly explain please? | |||
"A ghost poop I know I'm going to be sorry for asking but can you kindly explain please? " When you know you've just taken a dump but when you wipe it's clean, and there's no sign of the turd down the bog. The only reason you know you did it is coz you felt it | |||
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"A ghost poop I know I'm going to be sorry for asking but can you kindly explain please? When you know you've just taken a dump but when you wipe it's clean, and there's no sign of the turd down the bog. The only reason you know you did it is coz you felt it"  | |||
"A ghost poop I know I'm going to be sorry for asking but can you kindly explain please? When you know you've just taken a dump but when you wipe it's clean, and there's no sign of the turd down the bog. The only reason you know you did it is coz you felt it "#lifegoals | |||
"A ghost poop I know I'm going to be sorry for asking but can you kindly explain please? When you know you've just taken a dump but when you wipe it's clean, and there's no sign of the turd down the bog. The only reason you know you did it is coz you felt it
#lifegoals " | |||
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"You baked bread? You climbed Ben Nevis? You watched Marley & me and didn't cry?" Mastered the skill of writing? | |||
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"You baked bread? You climbed Ben Nevis? You watched Marley & me and didn't cry?" aww Marley and me what a movie don’t start me off lol,but nooooooo!its much much better than that | |||
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"You ate a whole easter egg "I must admit that’s true,in the middle of the night last night I robbed one of my eggs sssshhhhhh Anyway nope !! | |||
"Started a look at me thread, string it out as long as possible then nothing of any importance "You've got it take a Brownie point. | |||
"You ate a whole easter egg I must admit that’s true,in the middle of the night last night I robbed one of my eggs sssshhhhhh
Anyway nope !! "Hope you replaced it .lol | |||
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"You ate a whole easter egg I must admit that’s true,in the middle of the night last night I robbed one of my eggs sssshhhhhh
Anyway nope !!
Hope you replaced it .lol "well all I have left is a mini egg do you think if I put it in the microwave I might blow it up a bit | |||
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"You ate a whole easter egg I must admit that’s true,in the middle of the night last night I robbed one of my eggs sssshhhhhh
Anyway nope !!
Hope you replaced it .lol well all I have left is a mini egg do you think
if I put it in the microwave I might blow it up a bit "Yes will blow up have egg on ya face . | |||
"You fucked yourself with a 10 inch rubber cock and got a friend to knock it in with a cricket bat. " Thats your fantasy | |||
"You fucked yourself with a 10 inch rubber cock and got a friend to knock it in with a cricket bat. Thats your fantasy "Sshhhh | |||
"It's an Xbox game achievement isn't it? " I shall be dissapointed now if its computer game related | |||
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"You fucked yourself with a 10 inch rubber cock and got a friend to knock it in with a cricket bat. Thats your fantasy
Sshhhh "I don't like cricket. | |||
"You fucked yourself with a 10 inch rubber cock and got a friend to knock it in with a cricket bat. Thats your fantasy
Sshhhh
I don't like cricket. " | |||
"A ghost poop I know I'm going to be sorry for asking but can you kindly explain please? When you know you've just taken a dump but when you wipe it's clean, and there's no sign of the turd down the bog. The only reason you know you did it is coz you felt it " | |||
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"Did we ever get an answer?" Yes he messaged me. He sucked his first cock yesterday. | |||
I reckon he managed to boil an egg and keep it runny | |||
"Did we ever get an answer? Yes he messaged me. He sucked his first cock yesterday. " I wasn't far off | |||
"Did we ever get an answer? Yes he messaged me. He sucked his first cock yesterday. " I guessed it was that. | |||
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"You bummed yourself with a can on Mr Muscle?" Loves the jobs you hate  | |||
"You bummed yourself with a can on Mr Muscle? Loves the jobs you hate "That tickled me | |||
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Go on have a guess? "Saved money on an insurance Web site and now feel EPIC! | |||
"It's an Xbox game achievement isn't it? " Your comments have had me howling | |||
"You baked bread? You climbed Ben Nevis? You watched Marley & me and didn't cry?" Impossible any one that said they didn't is a lier | |||
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"Did we ever get an answer? Yes he messaged me. He sucked his first cock yesterday. I wasn't far off "Did you touch one with left hand ? | |||
"It's an Xbox game achievement isn't it? Your comments have had me howling "I didnt spot a full moon, explains why I was sporting the chewbacca look last night. | |||
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"One thing I’ve learnt on here you grow a thick skin!!" Is that your achievement? I'm deflated. | |||
"A ghost poop I know I'm going to be sorry for asking but can you kindly explain please? When you know you've just taken a dump but when you wipe it's clean, and there's no sign of the turd down the bog. The only reason you know you did it is coz you felt it" Lmao that’s best thing read | |||
