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By *eeside OP Man over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I keep praying to god that i win the lotto.

But its never happened.

Next time i think ill just by a lottery ticket instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An Australian was on holiday in Wales when he was walking past a farm and noticed a farmer clipping the wool of a sheep

The Ozzy says “g’day mate, are you sheering that sheep?”

The welsh man replied “no, fuck off and get your own”

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Merseyside

A single bloke joined FAB and got a meet......

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By *eeside OP Man over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Bump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A single bloke joined FAB and got a meet......

Best one so far

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By *attoo manMan over a year ago

Rhyl

"A single bloke joined FAB and got a meet......

Best one so far

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Yep take some beating that one. well done you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh you boring farts..

Someone must know some crap jokes

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By *bimbox86Couple over a year ago

bedford

How do you make a sausage roll?

Push it down a hill

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By *attoo manMan over a year ago

Rhyl

Went to Asda last night. There was a sign saying try something different today. So i turn round and went to Morrisons.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heard about the magic tractor... turned in to a field x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A man invented a new type of ladies bra that stoped the boobs jiggling free and the nipples poking out.

His work colleagues kicked his fucking head in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Sounds better than it reads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I ran onto the football pitch dressed up as a chicken, got the ball and scored.

The oolice and stewards expelled me from the grounds for "fowl play"

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By *exfordMan over a year ago

discombobulated land

"A single bloke joined FAB and got a meet......

It's share a joke, not share a fantasy!!!

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By *esus H ChristMan over a year ago

birmingham

Jesus walks into an Inn throws down a bag of nails and says...............

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