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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So we've had a worst things about being single thread, how about the best things?
I like that I get sole choice of play partners, and I can star fish in my big bed all night  |
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Just myself to worry about on here. Space in the bed plus I can wrap myself in the duvet. You get the last Roll and the biggest piece of pizza. No bickering about stupid things. No having to go to places/events you don't want to have to go to. |
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I can be a complete slob as well as look like one if I want to without anyone moaning about it. I can pass wind and be as noisy as I want in the bathroom,I don't need to justify anything to anyone. |
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over a year ago
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Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being able to get on with stuff without having to persuade anyone that it's a good idea.
Being able to eat all the leeks, onions and sauerkraut I want.
Starfishing in a quiet, quiet bedroom. |
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on..."
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time! |
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on...
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time!"
My legs currently look like they belong to a Turkish man... |
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on...
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time!
My legs currently look like they belong to a Turkish man... "
It's great isn't it,saves on the razors |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on...
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time!
My legs currently look like they belong to a Turkish man...
It's great isn't it,saves on the razors "
Yes! Considering Gillette blades cost around £86 each now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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no shaving unless you want to,
no bed sharing,
no need to say where you are going when you leave the house,
no need to explain or justify what you spend your money on,
no in-laws
no mess
no stress
I could go on and on 
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on...
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time!
My legs currently look like they belong to a Turkish man...
It's great isn't it,saves on the razors
Yes! Considering Gillette blades cost around £86 each now. "
I have run out of blades now actually,everytime I look at the prices I think bugger that I'll stay single it's way cheaper. |
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Lots of things!
No one interfering in the upbringing of my kids!
No one to tell me what to do.
No one to make me feel ugly, stupid, useless or unloved because it suits them to make me feel insecure and vulnerable.
No one to have a major rant at me if I dare to cough/clear my throat in bed, or go to the toilet in the middle of the night!
Happier now than I’ve ever been in a relationship! The only thing that would make me any happier would be a GREAT relationship - not just a relationship!
In the meantime, though - I’m making friends, enjoying my family and having mind-blowing sex with some really lovely people - one of whom in particular is becoming a very special friend!
What’s not to like?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on...
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time!
My legs currently look like they belong to a Turkish man...
It's great isn't it,saves on the razors
Yes! Considering Gillette blades cost around £86 each now.
I have run out of blades now actually,everytime I look at the prices I think bugger that I'll stay single it's way cheaper. "
Seriously though, why are the blades so expensive!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on...
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time!
My legs currently look like they belong to a Turkish man...
It's great isn't it,saves on the razors
Yes! Considering Gillette blades cost around £86 each now.
I have run out of blades now actually,everytime I look at the prices I think bugger that I'll stay single it's way cheaper.
Seriously though, why are the blades so expensive!? "
Laser is off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lots of things!
No one interfering in the upbringing of my kids!
No one to tell me what to do.
No one to make me feel ugly, stupid, useless or unloved because it suits them to make me feel insecure and vulnerable.
No one to have a major rant at me if I dare to cough/clear my throat in bed, or go to the toilet in the middle of the night!
Happier now than I’ve ever been in a relationship! The only thing that would make me any happier would be a GREAT relationship - not just a relationship!
In the meantime, though - I’m making friends, enjoying my family and having mind-blowing sex with some really lovely people - one of whom in particular is becoming a very special friend!
What’s not to like?
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My husband used to moan at me for coughing and blowing my nose. Must be a man thing. |
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on...
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time!
My legs currently look like they belong to a Turkish man...
It's great isn't it,saves on the razors
Yes! Considering Gillette blades cost around £86 each now.
I have run out of blades now actually,everytime I look at the prices I think bugger that I'll stay single it's way cheaper.
Seriously though, why are the blades so expensive!? "
God knows it annoying isn't it,I did manage to get them a bit cheaper online last time actually. I need to look at the men's and compare the prices. |
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"Lots of things!
No one interfering in the upbringing of my kids!
No one to tell me what to do.
No one to make me feel ugly, stupid, useless or unloved because it suits them to make me feel insecure and vulnerable.
No one to have a major rant at me if I dare to cough/clear my throat in bed, or go to the toilet in the middle of the night!
Happier now than I’ve ever been in a relationship! The only thing that would make me any happier would be a GREAT relationship - not just a relationship!
In the meantime, though - I’m making friends, enjoying my family and having mind-blowing sex with some really lovely people - one of whom in particular is becoming a very special friend!
What’s not to like?
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Who was you with Hitler  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on...
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time!
My legs currently look like they belong to a Turkish man...
It's great isn't it,saves on the razors
Yes! Considering Gillette blades cost around £86 each now.
I have run out of blades now actually,everytime I look at the prices I think bugger that I'll stay single it's way cheaper.
Seriously though, why are the blades so expensive!?
God knows it annoying isn't it,I did manage to get them a bit cheaper online last time actually. I need to look at the men's and compare the prices."
I got a shed load of pink women's ones dirt cheap. ..I only use them on me legs though  |
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"Lots of things!
No one interfering in the upbringing of my kids!
No one to tell me what to do.
No one to make me feel ugly, stupid, useless or unloved because it suits them to make me feel insecure and vulnerable.
No one to have a major rant at me if I dare to cough/clear my throat in bed, or go to the toilet in the middle of the night!
Happier now than I’ve ever been in a relationship! The only thing that would make me any happier would be a GREAT relationship - not just a relationship!
In the meantime, though - I’m making friends, enjoying my family and having mind-blowing sex with some really lovely people - one of whom in particular is becoming a very special friend!
What’s not to like?
Who was you with Hitler "
Something like that, yeah!
#whyi’mstillsingle!  |
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A cooler bed in summer
No need to be expected to Pussy foot around someone else's fragile temperament
Only need to compromise with myself
A home seems so much more spacious with just one in it.
Pets favourite is always you
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Woohoo....having found confidence that was squeezed out of me over many years, feeling wanted even if it is just for one thing!
Oh and not finding toenail clippings floating in the toilet! That’s a big bonus!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on...
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time!
My legs currently look like they belong to a Turkish man...
It's great isn't it,saves on the razors
Yes! Considering Gillette blades cost around £86 each now.
I have run out of blades now actually,everytime I look at the prices I think bugger that I'll stay single it's way cheaper. "
Try the men's 5 blade in aldi, they're really good.
Another great thing about being single. Not having your razors "borrowed".
Also eating cereal in my underwear, instead of cooking meat and 3 veg.....plus variety of meat to add to many of the above listed comments. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No having to go to in laws events like weddings, bdays, christenings or having to come up with exciting plans every few weeks. I'm not a drinker but I'm irish so any event revolved around alcohol, being single it's easier to skip those events haha. Also I usually fitter when single cause I have time to go gym and I can eat lean food that others consider bland but I like that because my small set body gathers fat if I even hit 11st. Basically you do everything that suits you. |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on...
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time!
My legs currently look like they belong to a Turkish man...
It's great isn't it,saves on the razors
Yes! Considering Gillette blades cost around £86 each now. "
Ha ha, a friend of mine and I regret to plans with men either not happening or not living up to expectations as “what a waste of a razor!”
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on...
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time!
My legs currently look like they belong to a Turkish man...
It's great isn't it,saves on the razors
Yes! Considering Gillette blades cost around £86 each now.
Ha ha, a friend of mine and I regret to plans with men either not happening or not living up to expectations as “what a waste of a razor!”
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. *refer, not regret! |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
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"It's funny how there's more women posting,wonder why that is.
The guys are off doing things that make them happy
Or...most of the single men on here aren't single."
Or maybe many of us single guys just lose interest in the judgemental attitudes of others....
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"Lots of things!
No one interfering in the upbringing of my kids!
No one to tell me what to do.
No one to make me feel ugly, stupid, useless or unloved because it suits them to make me feel insecure and vulnerable.
No one to have a major rant at me if I dare to cough/clear my throat in bed, or go to the toilet in the middle of the night!
Happier now than I’ve ever been in a relationship! The only thing that would make me any happier would be a GREAT relationship - not just a relationship!
In the meantime, though - I’m making friends, enjoying my family and having mind-blowing sex with some really lovely people - one of whom in particular is becoming a very special friend!
What’s not to like?
My husband used to moan at me for coughing and blowing my nose. Must be a man thing. "
Husbands just moan....the longer you stay with them the more they moan and bore the tits off you. I am free yipppeeeee |
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"It's funny how there's more women posting,wonder why that is.
The guys are off doing things that make them happy
Or...most of the single men on here aren't single.
Yee of little Faith  "
I know right. |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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Enjoying being a band of three with my kids and doing what suits us.
Going to bed when I want without being moaned at (either too early or too late).
Cooking what I want when I want.
Not being guilt tripped in to anything.
Listening to music all night in bed, my wonderful super king bed, all to myself (well, and the cat).
Not tiptoeing about getting ready in the morning so as not to wake anyone.
Spending my free time doing exactly what I want.
I’m never going to change this am I? |
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"It's funny how there's more women posting,wonder why that is.
The guys are off doing things that make them happy
Or...most of the single men on here aren't single.
Or maybe many of us single guys just lose interest in the judgemental attitudes of others....
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If you are single single and not fab single there's really no need to be offended by my remark,it has nothing whatsoever to do with judgemental attitudes and all to do with not being lied to,but if lies are your thing,well...
I've personally have had an absolute belly full of other people's lies,on here and off. |
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By *ineMan
over a year ago
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"It's funny how there's more women posting,wonder why that is.
The guys are off doing things that make them happy
Or...most of the single men on here aren't single.
Or maybe many of us single guys just lose interest in the judgemental attitudes of others....
If you are single single and not fab single there's really no need to be offended by my remark,it has nothing whatsoever to do with judgemental attitudes and all to do with not being lied to,but if lies are your thing,well...
I've personally have had an absolute belly full of other people's lies,on here and off."
It takes far more than that to offend me. But the inference that lies are my thing is frankly a bit on the offensive side of rude.
Or perhaps from the tone if your post you think it's only guys who tell porkies on here....
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Or perhaps from the tone if your post you think it's only guys who tell porkies on here....
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Where exactly do you get that impression from,no some women can lie just as well as some men. Anyway back to the positives of being single... |
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Or perhaps from the tone if your post you think it's only guys who tell porkies on here....
Where exactly do you get that impression from,no some women can lie just as well as some men. Anyway back to the positives of being single..."
no one to argue with haha |
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Or perhaps from the tone if your post you think it's only guys who tell porkies on here....
Where exactly do you get that impression from,no some women can lie just as well as some men. Anyway back to the positives of being single...
no one to argue with haha "
Bliss. I would use a smiley emoji there but I'm off emoji's at the mo,just wanted to claify I'm not being a bitch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Or perhaps from the tone if your post you think it's only guys who tell porkies on here....
Where exactly do you get that impression from,no some women can lie just as well as some men. Anyway back to the positives of being single...
no one to argue with haha
Bliss. I would use a smiley emoji there but I'm off emoji's at the mo,just wanted to claify I'm not being a bitch."
Do you need a hug x |
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on...
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time!"
Me too! |
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Or perhaps from the tone if your post you think it's only guys who tell porkies on here....
Where exactly do you get that impression from,no some women can lie just as well as some men. Anyway back to the positives of being single...
no one to argue with haha
Bliss. I would use a smiley emoji there but I'm off emoji's at the mo,just wanted to claify I'm not being a bitch.
Do you need a hug x "
Some things take more than a hug to fix don't they,but that's nice of you. |
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on...
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time!
Me too!"
But...I can plait mine like my pigtails! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on...
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time!
Me too!
But...I can plait mine like my pigtails!"
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"Being a duvet burrito, trumping whenever I like, leaving my legs to go super hairy, having Cheerios for dinner, not sharing my chocolate, having the bed to myself.
I could go on...
Oh yeah hairy legs in the winter time!
Me too!
But...I can plait mine like my pigtails!
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Jealous now aren't you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Or perhaps from the tone if your post you think it's only guys who tell porkies on here....
Where exactly do you get that impression from,no some women can lie just as well as some men. Anyway back to the positives of being single...
no one to argue with haha
Bliss. I would use a smiley emoji there but I'm off emoji's at the mo,just wanted to claify I'm not being a bitch.
Do you need a hug x
Some things take more than a hug to fix don't they,but that's nice of you."
they do but it’s a start xx |
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So far reading this thread the main reasons for being single are.
Having a bed/duvet to yourself.
Being able to fart when you want.
And having hairy legs.
Do you think perhaps there's a reason why your single |
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"So far reading this thread the main reasons for being single are.
Having a bed/duvet to yourself.
Being able to fart when you want.
And having hairy legs.
Do you think perhaps there's a reason why your single "
Hey don't knock not having to shave,but yeah you have a point.
I just don't think me and the opposite sex are that compatible,ever have been or never will be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So far reading this thread the main reasons for being single are.
Having a bed/duvet to yourself.
Being able to fart when you want.
And having hairy legs.
Do you think perhaps there's a reason why your single
Hey don't knock not having to shave,but yeah you have a point.
I just don't think me and the opposite sex are that compatible,ever have been or never will be."
You're probably just too negative about it all or maybe you're more of a person that likes their own space and to do their own thing which would mean you're not compatible with any adult gender in shared accommodation. I get like you too then meet a chill person and realise not all the opposite sex are bad |
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"So far reading this thread the main reasons for being single are.
Having a bed/duvet to yourself.
Being able to fart when you want.
And having hairy legs.
Do you think perhaps there's a reason why your single
Hey don't knock not having to shave,but yeah you have a point.
I just don't think me and the opposite sex are that compatible,ever have been or never will be.
You're probably just too negative about it all or maybe you're more of a person that likes their own space and to do their own thing which would mean you're not compatible with any adult gender in shared accommodation. I get like you too then meet a chill person and realise not all the opposite sex are bad "
I shared a house with my ex husband successfully,but the thought of sharing my home with another man now is a bit prickly.
I was discussing relationships with my sister and she said the goal is to settle down and share a home with someone,I'll be honest and say the initial thought of that was one of dread. I think it would need to be a completely different house that neither of us owned.
Don't know weird one. I look at men at time's and they feel totally alien to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So far reading this thread the main reasons for being single are.
Having a bed/duvet to yourself.
Being able to fart when you want.
And having hairy legs.
Do you think perhaps there's a reason why your single
Hey don't knock not having to shave,but yeah you have a point.
I just don't think me and the opposite sex are that compatible,ever have been or never will be.
You're probably just too negative about it all or maybe you're more of a person that likes their own space and to do their own thing which would mean you're not compatible with any adult gender in shared accommodation. I get like you too then meet a chill person and realise not all the opposite sex are bad
I shared a house with my ex husband successfully,but the thought of sharing my home with another man now is a bit prickly.
I was discussing relationships with my sister and she said the goal is to settle down and share a home with someone,I'll be honest and say the initial thought of that was one of dread. I think it would need to be a completely different house that neither of us owned.
Don't know weird one. I look at men at time's and they feel totally alien to me."
I think the same of women, none have lived with me permanently but alot have stayed half the week consistently and while I do care for them there's still a big relief when they're gone back to their own place and I'm alone for a few days |
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You're probably just too negative about it all or maybe you're more of a person that likes their own space and to do their own thing which would mean you're not compatible with any adult gender in shared accommodation. I get like you too then meet a chill person and realise not all the opposite sex are bad
I shared a house with my ex husband successfully,but the thought of sharing my home with another man now is a bit prickly.
I was discussing relationships with my sister and she said the goal is to settle down and share a home with someone,I'll be honest and say the initial thought of that was one of dread. I think it would need to be a completely different house that neither of us owned.
Don't know weird one. I look at men at time's and they feel totally alien to me.
I think the same of women, none have lived with me permanently but alot have stayed half the week consistently and while I do care for them there's still a big relief when they're gone back to their own place and I'm alone for a few days "
In my last proper relationship some years ago he talked about marriage and I alway's joked about if we ever did I would live next door to him but not together.
I think that was more to do with the fact he had three kid's living with him and I had two,so five kid's in one house sounded a blooming nightmare! Living next door to someone could be an option. |
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