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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't think just because this is a sex site you'll get your dick wet anytime soon. If your a cock in the real world your still a cock on here."
Hahaha this made me chuckle |
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"It's almost time for me to scoot off into the real world but before I go I felt inclined to impart some advice, with your help.
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What advice would you give to new forum/fab users?
Miss.H
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Bring a tin helmet,popcorn, gsoh and have thick skin like a rhino
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Don't assume you are a failure - it's more difficult than you probably guessed.
Don't rely on fab for all of your sex either - if you find it easy in the real world, question why you are really here, if single.
Your profile is 80% of your secret to success. Don't tell people to ask you about you, just tell them.
Get others to take your photos, as you will relax, smile and look better - plus probably have less cock pics, if it's someone like your sister or grandmother taking them.
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By *ustme6Man
over a year ago
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"It's almost time for me to scoot off into the real world but before I go I felt inclined to impart some advice, with your help.
So...
What advice would you give to new forum/fab users?
Miss.H
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don't hide profile...  |
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"It's almost time for me to scoot off into the real world but before I go I felt inclined to impart some advice, with your help.
So...
What advice would you give to new forum/fab users?
Miss.H
don't hide profile... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't think just because this is a sex site you'll get your dick wet anytime soon. If your a cock in the real world your still a cock on here."
Well said  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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If you do insist on posting a cock pic make sure there's more cock than bush on show, it's not hanging over a toilet bowl, your finger nails are clean and you're not strang*ing it to make it look bigger....that don't work.
In fact forget the cock pic!! |
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"If you do insist on posting a cock pic make sure there's more cock than bush on show, it's not hanging over a toilet bowl, your finger nails are clean and you're not strang*ing it to make it look bigger....that don't work.
In fact forget the cock pic!!"
Ah yes.... some do take choking the chicken to the extreme....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Use the add note feature on profiles to give yourself something to read in those loooong months between meets 
Tidy your room before taking a pic or make it really messy and have lots of shit for us viewers to zoom in on and have a good nose at 
Peach x |
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1) know why you're here. Is it really to meet? Is it for the pics? Is it to just pass time? Etc. If you don't know others will not waste their time with you.
2) make your profile all about your. Your experiences your likes or wants.
3) remember others opinions of you is none of your business unless your an idiot (as much as the men here the women here can be too) so take all with a pinch of salt and just delete and move on.
4) unless you're a female or a couple, getting meets here isn't always easy so enjoy the journey. This is just 1 road to sex not the Only road.
5) do not chase and become obsessive. It puts everyone off.
6) don't assume. Some don't reply because they didn't read your message. Some don't reply because they rushed away suddenly. Take it all with a huge chillpill and a nice single message will suffice.
6a) don't send more than 2 messsges max!! If you get no reply then block. It's polite to reply. Some say they have too many messages and cannot reply to all but guess what so many will reply to a courteous decently laid out, well written (with good grammar) messsges.
7) don't reveal pics unless they have pics or a verified profile. Far too many pic hunters and self entitled fools here for sure.
8) do not take anyone at their word until you talk/voice call to them. So many excuses are made here not to talk/voice call to prove they're of the gender they say. You can use apps to talk without giving out personal private info such as a made up Skype, sc or kik just for this site.
9) alot of single people here (can't speak for couples) are damaged or deficient. If you are not then expect the other could be.
10) girls always complain of dick pics yet so many profiles are of tits & pussys and a bit of leg that soon you'll realise pics don't matter as much as the personality... Don't chase sex cos someone looks cute...no point fucking them leaving why you just did that.
11) Many females here are not females but men. The remainder are either those you would normally avoid in real life or not. So realise this really is Jumanji. So grab your wits about you and keep your marbles safe. Happy Hunting.
But hey what would I know it's all up to you  
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12) single guys this place is a numbers game. Single females be flattered. Couples you're here for a reason expect your woman to be the reason others speak to you so value her & women value him for opening this door for you both. Chivalry isn't dead yet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just be who you are in every other part of your life, even then some people may think it's an act, but just do you (As my uncle would say)
Also mean what say and say what you mean, but don't be mean when you say it. (That's ones from Nanny Pat) |
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You're allowed to vent your anguish on a Thursday
If you don't want people to give honest answers, don't ask the questions
Please don't use the excuse for having a cock pic ... "I can't have my face on show due to work"
Do you really only have 2 body parts and no imagination or are you simply being lazy? |
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"You’ll probably be accused of being in the Clique of Cunts, but won’t actually be aware that you are... "
I have your membership badge waiting for you. Don't forget to sign the contract and send it back in the SAE provided.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're allowed to vent your anguish on a Thursday
If you don't want people to give honest answers, don't ask the questions
Please don't use the excuse for having a cock pic ... "I can't have my face on show due to work"
Do you really only have 2 body parts and no imagination or are you simply being lazy?"
And getting your bum out doesnt mean you're gay . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ll probably be accused of being in the Clique of Cunts, but won’t actually be aware that you are...
I have your membership badge waiting for you. Don't forget to sign the contract and send it back in the SAE provided.
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Do we get free stuff!? |
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"You’ll probably be accused of being in the Clique of Cunts, but won’t actually be aware that you are...
I have your membership badge waiting for you. Don't forget to sign the contract and send it back in the SAE provided.
Do we get free stuff!? "
Free farts in a bottle. Winning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ll probably be accused of being in the Clique of Cunts, but won’t actually be aware that you are...
I have your membership badge waiting for you. Don't forget to sign the contract and send it back in the SAE provided.
Do we get free stuff!?
Free farts in a bottle. Winning "
I only like the smell of my own |
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Have fun - whether that’s via sex meets, socials/club socialising, or just farting around on the forums!
If it stops being fun, don’t whine about it - hide your profile (don’t delete if you’re a guy with veris - hard to get them back!) and take a break! Then come back refreshed and ready to give it another go! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't take the flattery too seriously. You're not the sexiest woman on here, you don't give the best blow jobs ever and there are thousands of women with better tits than you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't take the flattery too seriously. You're not the sexiest woman on here, you don't give the best blow jobs ever and there are thousands of women with better tits than you. "
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"Don't start a 'woe is me' thread if you haven't met anyone after a couple of weeks. Do a search for a similar thread first.
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This is good advice for any thread actually. If you've thunk it, chances are someone else has already started a thread about it... even if you're looking for a beff burger pussy |
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