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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wanna fist me"
Love this place no hello Just that..
Funny as. f##k.. Would love the real world to be like this for a day when meeting new people...
People just walking up and saying random rude stuff..
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Anyone had more funnier ones  |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
""Wanna fist me"
Love this place no hello Just that..
Funny as. f##k.. Would love the real world to be like this for a day when meeting new people...
People just walking up and saying random rude stuff..
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Anyone had more funnier ones "
Did you say yes ?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Wanna fist me"
Love this place no hello Just that..
Funny as. f##k.. Would love the real world to be like this for a day when meeting new people...
People just walking up and saying random rude stuff..
..
Anyone had more funnier ones 
Did you say yes ? "
Shoulder deep lol
Left.him hanging unanswered |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
""Wanna fist me"
Love this place no hello Just that..
Funny as. f##k.. Would love the real world to be like this for a day when meeting new people...
People just walking up and saying random rude stuff..
..
Anyone had more funnier ones
Did you say yes ?
Shoulder deep lol
Left.him hanging unanswered"
 need some long rubber gloves for that and perhaps some of the scrubs vets use when calfing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most recent was
" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked " "
Shit hold the calls im off...
Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Wanna fist me"
Love this place no hello Just that..
Funny as. f##k.. Would love the real world to be like this for a day when meeting new people...
People just walking up and saying random rude stuff..
..
Anyone had more funnier ones
Did you say yes ?
Shoulder deep lol
Left.him hanging unanswered
need some long rubber gloves for that and perhaps some of the scrubs vets use when calfing "
Id be in a bio suit zipped.up |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
"Most recent was
" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "
Shit hold the calls im off...
Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where"
I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most recent was
" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "
Shit hold the calls im off...
Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where
I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a "
Bet his truck was full steam ahead horn a blowing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a weird one the other day, a guy asked what I would do if I was giving someone a bj and as he finished, the man shrunk and I accidentally sucked him in my mouth..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most recent was
" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "
Shit hold the calls im off...
Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where
I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a "
This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got a weird one the other day, a guy asked what I would do if I was giving someone a bj and as he finished, the man shrunk and I accidentally sucked him in my mouth.. "
Wow... Just wow |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
"Most recent was
" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "
Shit hold the calls im off...
Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where
I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a
This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha "
2 for £1 atm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most recent was
" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "
Shit hold the calls im off...
Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where
I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a
This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha
2 for £1 atm "
Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha |
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
"Most recent was
" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "
Shit hold the calls im off...
Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where
I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a
This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha
2 for £1 atm
Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha"
Oohh get a 5 box as they're better value |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most recent was
" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "
Shit hold the calls im off...
Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where
I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a
This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha
2 for £1 atm
Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha
Oohh get a 5 box as they're better value "
we'll go halves and split the 5th |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most recent was
" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "
Shit hold the calls im off...
Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where
I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a
This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha
2 for £1 atm
Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha
Oohh get a 5 box as they're better value "
With a 135 pics you must have gone to the cash n carry..
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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago
In a sleepy little village |
"Most recent was
" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "
Shit hold the calls im off...
Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where
I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a
This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha
2 for £1 atm
Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha
Oohh get a 5 box as they're better value
With a 135 pics you must have gone to the cash n carry..
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What can I say, I'm partial to a bit of chocolate  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
Someone wanted me to watch him shave his cock on cam and then when he came in a glass to watch him drink that. He called me Miss, I hate that.
I told him although I wasn't interested it did look like he needed to tidy himself up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most recent was
" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "
Shit hold the calls im off...
Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where
I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a
This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha
2 for £1 atm
Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha
Oohh get a 5 box as they're better value
With a 135 pics you must have gone to the cash n carry..
What can I say, I'm partial to a bit of chocolate
"
Well... Can see that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most recent was
" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "
Shit hold the calls im off...
Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where
I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a
This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha
2 for £1 atm
Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha
Oohh get a 5 box as they're better value
With a 135 pics you must have gone to the cash n carry..
What can I say, I'm partial to a bit of chocolate
Well... Can see that"
You've started my favourite thread of the night we'll done mate  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone wanted me to watch him shave his cock on cam and then when he came in a glass to watch him drink that. He called me Miss, I hate that.
I told him although I wasn't interested it did look like he needed to tidy himself up "
Great way to relax after a busy day lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most recent was
" at the m1 service station and need my cock sucked "
Shit hold the calls im off...
Classy venue choice.. Must have thought hard where
I told him to go to 18 and turn back as I could only get to 15a
This is a good thread fair play, but really want a creme egg now haha
2 for £1 atm
Bloody hell that's good, back in 5 nipping to asda haha
Oohh get a 5 box as they're better value
With a 135 pics you must have gone to the cash n carry..
What can I say, I'm partial to a bit of chocolate "
Like what I see in the pu pic photos, wouldn't mind a look at the friend ones nudge nudge haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Wanna fist me"
Love this place no hello Just that..
Funny as. f##k.. Would love the real world to be like this for a day when meeting new people...
People just walking up and saying random rude stuff..
..
Anyone had more funnier ones
Did you say yes ?
Shoulder deep lol
Left.him hanging unanswered
need some long rubber gloves for that and perhaps some of the scrubs vets use when calfing
Id be in a bio suit zipped.up"
I've had to wear one of those, there is nothing getting through that |
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I got asked on single profile if I'd have a 3sum with a man and his dog when i said not my thing ta,he said people on here were prude! . I reported it.
On this profile a couple, miles away,asked if I miss,would indulge in topless jelly play with the female ,whilst the men could watch. |
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