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Can I take a raincheck......got mum n sister coming for Christmas dinner.....and enjoy cooking it so not prepared to forgo the pleasure, however....an invitation for a different day would be more than welcome  |
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"Can I take a raincheck......got mum n sister coming for Christmas dinner.....and enjoy cooking it so not prepared to forgo the pleasure, however....an invitation for a different day would be more than welcome "
Chezza, you know you welcome anytime |
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over a year ago
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"me
I'll come - as long I am sat close enough to flick mash at mrs A 
there will be no flicking of mash or any other food item at Mrs A, unless we having a food fight  "
yay - i've been looking for an excuse to wear my thong and see thru plastic poncho combo for some time
i think i have just found it ! |
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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!"
that stuff is vile
even more so when you rock in pissed up and mistake it for fruit cocktail
it doesn't taste so good covered in 'tip top' |
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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!
that stuff is vile
even more so when you rock in pissed up and mistake it for fruit cocktail
it doesn't taste so good covered in 'tip top' "
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"oi oi how long has this been up and why i not top of list ffs was me after all that got pet to cook christmas dinner 
Bint ya too slow!! lol
not fair i was bogged down with the bloody ironing in the other thread  "
creeps in and removes fuse from iron |
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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!"
There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.
Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas |
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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!
There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.
Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas"
processed peas yukkkkk please can i have sprouts instead |
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"oi oi how long has this been up and why i not top of list ffs was me after all that got pet to cook christmas dinner
Bint ya too slow!! lol
not fair i was bogged down with the bloody ironing in the other thread
creeps in and removes fuse from iron"
puts fuse back in iron, moody beaktime over |
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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!
There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.
Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas
processed peas yukkkkk please can i have sprouts instead "
I have to buy them ready prepared cos I'm allergic to them |
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"oi oi how long has this been up and why i not top of list ffs was me after all that got pet to cook christmas dinner
Bint ya too slow!! lol
not fair i was bogged down with the bloody ironing in the other thread
creeps in and removes fuse from iron
puts fuse back in iron, moody beaktime over "
ok ok no need to whip me ...... what am i saying whip me whip me |
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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!
There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.
Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas
processed peas yukkkkk please can i have sprouts instead
I have to buy them ready prepared cos I'm allergic to them"
thats ok I will help prepare 1 thing I can do just cant cook it after  |
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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!
There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.
Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas
processed peas yukkkkk please can i have sprouts instead
I have to buy them ready prepared cos I'm allergic to them
thats ok I will help prepare 1 thing I can do just cant cook it after "
You want cookery lessons? |
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"oi oi how long has this been up and why i not top of list ffs was me after all that got pet to cook christmas dinner
Bint ya too slow!! lol
not fair i was bogged down with the bloody ironing in the other thread
creeps in and removes fuse from iron
puts fuse back in iron, moody beaktime over
ok ok no need to whip me ...... what am i saying whip me whip me "
whip in hand *swish swish* back to work |
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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!
There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.
Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas"
your buying the wrong ones, it has to be bonduelle baby peas and carrots |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!
There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.
Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas
processed peas yukkkkk please can i have sprouts instead
I have to buy them ready prepared cos I'm allergic to them
thats ok I will help prepare 1 thing I can do just cant cook it after
You want cookery lessons?"
No ta was married to a chef for 23 yrs even he couldnt help me  I am very very good at washing up tho as long as left alone with the brandy and radio |
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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!
There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.
Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas
your buying the wrong ones, it has to be bonduelle baby peas and carrots "
Oh I'm off to Belgium and France next month so will look for them |
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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!
There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.
Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas
your buying the wrong ones, it has to be bonduelle baby peas and carrots
Oh I'm off to Belgium and France next month so will look for them"
can i come as well? |
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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!
There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.
Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas
your buying the wrong ones, it has to be bonduelle baby peas and carrots
Oh I'm off to Belgium and France next month so will look for them
can i come as well? "
Well you gonna be here aren't you? |
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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!
There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.
Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas
your buying the wrong ones, it has to be bonduelle baby peas and carrots
Oh I'm off to Belgium and France next month so will look for them"
they will be excellent for flicking ! |
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"May I have a place at the table?
At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine "
 im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie) |
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"me, but dont want any of that weird tinned veg stuff!!!!
There will be no, I repeat NO tinned veg in my house.
Other than processed peas to go with my braised steak and onions, mashed potatoes, carrots and processed peas
your buying the wrong ones, it has to be bonduelle baby peas and carrots
Oh I'm off to Belgium and France next month so will look for them
they will be excellent for flicking !"
they will, i will make sure we bring plenty back |
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"May I have a place at the table?
At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine
im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie) "
I suppose Mr A told you that? |
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"May I have a place at the table?
At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine
im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)
I suppose Mr A told you that?"
He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder |
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"May I have a place at the table?
At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine
im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)
I suppose Mr A told you that?
He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder "
that's not what he told me ! |
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"May I have a place at the table?
At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine
im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)
I suppose Mr A told you that?
He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder
that's not what he told me !"
he lied to me, oh the shame, goes of to buy that shovel getting new patio now |
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"May I have a place at the table?
At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine
im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)
I suppose Mr A told you that?
He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder
that's not what he told me !
he lied to me, oh the shame, goes of to buy that shovel getting new patio now "
You good at digging up patios, mine needs relaying |
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"May I have a place at the table?
At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine
im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)
I suppose Mr A told you that?
He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder
that's not what he told me !
he lied to me, oh the shame, goes of to buy that shovel getting new patio now
You good at digging up patios, mine needs relaying"
oh here we go folks
suddenly this christmas dinner isn't as free as we first thought ! |
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"May I have a place at the table?
At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine
im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)
I suppose Mr A told you that?
He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder
that's not what he told me !
he lied to me, oh the shame, goes of to buy that shovel getting new patio now
You good at digging up patios, mine needs relaying"
not really, need to find me a stron man to do it for me |
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"May I have a place at the table?
At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine
im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)
I suppose Mr A told you that?
He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder
that's not what he told me !
he lied to me, oh the shame, goes of to buy that shovel getting new patio now
You good at digging up patios, mine needs relaying
not really, need to find me a stron man to do it for me "
Thats what I'm waiting for |
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"May I have a place at the table?
At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine
im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)
I suppose Mr A told you that?
He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder
that's not what he told me !
he lied to me, oh the shame, goes of to buy that shovel getting new patio now
You good at digging up patios, mine needs relaying
not really, need to find me a stron man to do it for me
Thats what I'm waiting for "
Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think? |
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"oh here we go folks
suddenly this christmas dinner isn't as free as we first thought !
Who said it was free, I never did "
Pfft - and what excuse am I'm gonna make leaving the house with a paper hat, rigger boots and a lump hammer ?
Not to mention the thong and the see thru plastic poncho to stave off Mrs A's bonduelle attack ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"oh here we go folks
suddenly this christmas dinner isn't as free as we first thought !
Who said it was free, I never did
Pfft - and what excuse am I'm gonna make leaving the house with a paper hat, rigger boots and a lump hammer ?
Not to mention the thong and the see thru plastic poncho to stave off Mrs A's bonduelle attack ! "
noooooo not the thong |
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"May I have a place at the table?
At last someone civilised, of course you may Laine
im civilised, well most of the time, its you's, i was an innocent child, until i joined the forums (and i never lie)
I suppose Mr A told you that?
He did (but he never lies to me, well i dont think he does) goes off to ponder
that's not what he told me !
he lied to me, oh the shame, goes of to buy that shovel getting new patio now
You good at digging up patios, mine needs relaying
not really, need to find me a stron man to do it for me
Thats what I'm waiting for
Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think? "
Are we gonna interview them |
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"oh here we go folks
suddenly this christmas dinner isn't as free as we first thought !
Who said it was free, I never did
Pfft - and what excuse am I'm gonna make leaving the house with a paper hat, rigger boots and a lump hammer ?
Not to mention the thong and the see thru plastic poncho to stave off Mrs A's bonduelle attack ! "
Oh I so wanna see this thong and plastic poncho on you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"oh here we go folks
suddenly this christmas dinner isn't as free as we first thought !
Who said it was free, I never did
Pfft - and what excuse am I'm gonna make leaving the house with a paper hat, rigger boots and a lump hammer ?
Not to mention the thong and the see thru plastic poncho to stave off Mrs A's bonduelle attack !
Oh I so wanna see this thong and plastic poncho on you "
trust me - you DON'T ! |
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"oh here we go folks
suddenly this christmas dinner isn't as free as we first thought !
Who said it was free, I never did
Pfft - and what excuse am I'm gonna make leaving the house with a paper hat, rigger boots and a lump hammer ?
Not to mention the thong and the see thru plastic poncho to stave off Mrs A's bonduelle attack !
Oh I so wanna see this thong and plastic poncho on you "
I will only look through fingers |
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Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?
Are we gonna interview them
oh thats a must
So what requirements you want?"
have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters |
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Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?
Are we gonna interview them
oh thats a must
So what requirements you want?
have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters "
i'll be having mine in the car then ! |
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Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?
Are we gonna interview them
oh thats a must
So what requirements you want?
have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters "
And for main course???? |
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Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?
Are we gonna interview them
oh thats a must
So what requirements you want?
have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters
i'll be having mine in the car then !"
pmsl (literaly) |
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Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?
Are we gonna interview them
oh thats a must
So what requirements you want?
have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters
i'll be having mine in the car then !
pmsl (literaly) "
I'll have you know I live in a respectable area |
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Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?
Are we gonna interview them
oh thats a must
So what requirements you want?
have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters
i'll be having mine in the car then !
pmsl (literaly)
I'll have you know I live in a respectable area"
We can soon sort that !
And when the fire brigade are called out after you inadvertantly mixed moodycow, brandy and a gas cooker, you'll be in all the local papers !
Especially when they enter to find a mad irishwoman knocking fuck out of your patio and a man in a plastic poncho covered head to toe in mash, peas and carrots
Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet |
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Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?
Are we gonna interview them
oh thats a must
So what requirements you want?
have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters
i'll be having mine in the car then !
pmsl (literaly)
I'll have you know I live in a respectable area
We can soon sort that !
And when the fire brigade are called out after you inadvertantly mixed moodycow, brandy and a gas cooker, you'll be in all the local papers !
Especially when they enter to find a mad irishwoman knocking fuck out of your patio and a man in a plastic poncho covered head to toe in mash, peas and carrots
Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet "
sounds like a scene from a carry on film |
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Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?
Are we gonna interview them
oh thats a must
So what requirements you want?
have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters
i'll be having mine in the car then !
pmsl (literaly)
I'll have you know I live in a respectable area
We can soon sort that !
And when the fire brigade are called out after you inadvertantly mixed moodycow, brandy and a gas cooker, you'll be in all the local papers !
Especially when they enter to find a mad irishwoman knocking fuck out of your patio and a man in a plastic poncho covered head to toe in mash, peas and carrots
Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film "
Sounds like a normal party at ours |
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Maybe we should put up an advertisement, what you think?
Are we gonna interview them
oh thats a must
So what requirements you want?
have to be strong, muscles, brown hair, brown eyes, sexy smile and witty, that for starters
i'll be having mine in the car then !
pmsl (literaly)
I'll have you know I live in a respectable area
We can soon sort that !
And when the fire brigade are called out after you inadvertantly mixed moodycow, brandy and a gas cooker, you'll be in all the local papers !
Especially when they enter to find a mad irishwoman knocking fuck out of your patio and a man in a plastic poncho covered head to toe in mash, peas and carrots
Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours "
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner |
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner "
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well |
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well "
cuffs and hoses what a plan |
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well "
If Bus screams enough, yes
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well
If Bus screams enough, yes
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hang on, hang on !
this is taking a sinister turn now |
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well
If Bus screams enough, yes
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I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now |
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well
If Bus screams enough, yes
hang on, hang on !
this is taking a sinister turn now "
No, just think of the fire and policmen |
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well
If Bus screams enough, yes
I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now "
i'll protect you from them bad women, bring the friend |
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well
If Bus screams enough, yes
I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now "
Is he my Christmas present |
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well
If Bus screams enough, yes
I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now
Is he my Christmas present "
If he is please please share |
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well
If Bus screams enough, yes
I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now
Is he my Christmas present "
He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard ! |
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well
If Bus screams enough, yes
I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now
Is he my Christmas present
He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard ! "
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Is he my Christmas present
He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard ! "
Oh bless, vulnerable, just how I like em |
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Is he my Christmas present
He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard !
hes mine, i said 1st "
He's my Christmas present |
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well
If Bus screams enough, yes
I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now
Is he my Christmas present
He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard !
hes mine, i said 1st "
Play nice share him or else |
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well
If Bus screams enough, yes
I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now
Is he my Christmas present
He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard !
hes mine, i said 1st
Play nice share him or else "
ok i will share |
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well
If Bus screams enough, yes
I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now
Is he my Christmas present
He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard !
hes mine, i said 1st
Play nice share him or else "
ok i will share |
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well
If Bus screams enough, yes
I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now
Is he my Christmas present
He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard !
hes mine, i said 1st
Play nice share him or else
ok i will share "
you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me ! |
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Oh, just gotta love Christmas Dinner round at yours Pet
sounds like a scene from a carry on film
Sounds like a normal party at ours
eh what Oi bus dont swear me and gas cooker in same sentence not good oh hang on firemen mmmmmmmmmmmmm scrap that who wants burnt christmas dinner
oh hunky firemen, feck the patio, infact will there be policemen as well
If Bus screams enough, yes
I was going to offer to bring my 35 year old, 6ft3, straight, policeman friend - but you can all bugger off now
Is he my Christmas present
He is well packaged is our Paul - such a lovely bloke and not a fkin clue that he leaves most women stuck to their seats - the bastard !
hes mine, i said 1st
Play nice share him or else
ok i will share
you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !"
no its ok, i will bring brown contacts with me |
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you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !
Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes
where's your standards women "
she traded them in |
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you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !
Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, "
I'll bring mine along then !
Well, they are kinda a mix of blue and bloodshot after this mornings giggles, but there ya go ! |
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you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !
Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes
where's your standards women
she traded them in"
she did for my poilceman |
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you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !
Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes
where's your standards women
she traded them in
she did for my poilceman "
Swop you a policeman for a bottle of Baileys |
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you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !
Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes
where's your standards women
she traded them in
she did for my poilceman
Swop you a policeman for a bottle of Baileys "
Two bottles of Baileys |
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you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !
Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes
where's your standards women
she traded them in
she did for my poilceman
Swop you a policeman for a bottle of Baileys
Two bottles of Baileys"
the policeman is mine ... all mine i tell ya |
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you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !
Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes
where's your standards women
she traded them in
she did for my poilceman
Swop you a policeman for a bottle of Baileys
Two bottles of Baileys
the policeman is mine ... all mine i tell ya "
** puts back policeman two firemen a night-stick and two fire hoses. ** |
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you wouldn't like him anyway Mrs A - he's got blue eyes, so he'll have to stay in the car with me !
Did I tell you I love Blue eyes, actually love any colours eyes
where's your standards women
she traded them in
she did for my poilceman
Swop you a policeman for a bottle of Baileys
Two bottles of Baileys
the policeman is mine ... all mine i tell ya
** puts back policeman two firemen a night-stick and two fire hoses. ** "
i want a fireman or 2 as well |
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Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but
i'll come if i can pull a cracker.
you have to read all the thread to get invite "
Taking special notice of the 63rd posting, questions will be asked |
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Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but
i'll come if i can pull a cracker.
you have to read all the thread to get invite "
Perhaps i should wrap msyelf in 7ft of crepe, be delivered and leap out of the craker for you all.
That'd be a novelty. |
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Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but
i'll come if i can pull a cracker.
you have to read all the thread to get invite
Taking special notice of the 63rd posting, questions will be asked"
I can only count to 21.
Spose it is three times round the block, so it's not all bad. |
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Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but
i'll come if i can pull a cracker.
you have to read all the thread to get invite
Taking special notice of the 63rd posting, questions will be asked
I can only count to 21.
Spose it is three times round the block, so it's not all bad. "
unless you get sidetracked |
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Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but
i'll come if i can pull a cracker.
you have to read all the thread to get invite
Perhaps i should wrap msyelf in 7ft of crepe, be delivered and leap out of the craker for you all.
That'd be a novelty."
Naked? |
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Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but
i'll come if i can pull a cracker.
you have to read all the thread to get invite
Perhaps i should wrap msyelf in 7ft of crepe, be delivered and leap out of the craker for you all.
That'd be a novelty.
Naked?"
i didnt know you could get naked mushrooms |
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Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but
i'll come if i can pull a cracker.
you have to read all the thread to get invite
Perhaps i should wrap msyelf in 7ft of crepe, be delivered and leap out of the craker for you all.
That'd be a novelty.
Naked?"
What else, a la Erica Eleniak in Under Seige.
And by that, i'm not inferring that Segal is as hunky and handsome as i am. |
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Too frigging long to read above, so sorry if it's said before but
i'll come if i can pull a cracker.
you have to read all the thread to get invite
Perhaps i should wrap msyelf in 7ft of crepe, be delivered and leap out of the craker for you all.
That'd be a novelty.
Naked?
i didnt know you could get naked mushrooms "
You can get peeled ones |
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