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Got up yesterday thinking i had a bad hangover, So took the normal paracetamol, water and tea. Went to in-laws and came home and went to bed for a cpl of hours before going to work.
Got up still feeling queasy and thumping headache but went to work anyway 
Got up this morning still feeling queasy and headache but went onto work. Stuck it out for 5 hours and had to come home to bed. Went for a sleep for cpl of hours and still feel no better.
Going to stay in bed the rest of the day and will decide later if going to work tomorrow.
So all you lovely people i want sympathy and lots of it  |
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over a year ago
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Petillante is around somewhere with some chicken soup, grapes (red, seedless) and a damp flannel.
Shall I send her over to you when she's finished her Florence Flootingale duties here ? |
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"Petillante is around somewhere with some chicken soup, grapes (red, seedless) and a damp flannel.
Shall I send her over to you when she's finished her Florence Flootingale duties here ? "
yes need lots and lots of sympathy here |
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By *umourCouple
over a year ago
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"theres bugs goin around. ive had one since last friday and still not 100%  "
There is too! We saw one walking down the street this morning! I hear there are also nasty bugs going round mugging old ladies..
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"theres bugs goin around. ive had one since last friday and still not 100%
There is too! We saw one walking down the street this morning! I hear there are also nasty bugs going round mugging old ladies..
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over a year ago
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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?"
i've already volunteered your services !
just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets  |
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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?
i've already volunteered your services !
just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets "
I better make a new batch over there |
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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?
i've already volunteered your services !
just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets
I better make a new batch over there"
think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds |
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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?
i've already volunteered your services !
just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets
I better make a new batch over there"
take mine
i'll have scones instead |
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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?
i've already volunteered your services !
just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets
I better make a new batch over there
think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds "
ahem - my seconds are not sloppy  |
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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?
i've already volunteered your services !
just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets
I better make a new batch over there
think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds
ahem - my seconds are not sloppy "
What about your firsts? |
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over a year ago
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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?
i've already volunteered your services !
just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets
I better make a new batch over there
think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds
ahem - my seconds are not sloppy
What about your firsts?"
PMSL
It's a good job it's you cowbag xx |
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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?
i've already volunteered your services !
just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets
I better make a new batch over there
think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds
ahem - my seconds are not sloppy "
but soup is sloppy |
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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?
i've already volunteered your services !
just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets
I better make a new batch over there
think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds
ahem - my seconds are not sloppy
but soup is sloppy "
Oh mines, thick, rich and full of flavour |
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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?
i've already volunteered your services !
just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets
I better make a new batch over there
think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds
ahem - my seconds are not sloppy
but soup is sloppy
Oh mines, thick, rich and full of flavour"
her soup ain't bad either !
STOP feeding me these lines will ya ? |
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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?
i've already volunteered your services !
just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets
I better make a new batch over there
think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds
ahem - my seconds are not sloppy
but soup is sloppy
Oh mines, thick, rich and full of flavour"
can you bring me a cup of tea to please |
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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?
i've already volunteered your services !
just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets
I better make a new batch over there
think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds
ahem - my seconds are not sloppy
but soup is sloppy
Oh mines, thick, rich and full of flavour
can you bring me a cup of tea to please "
Of course sweety, milk and sugar? |
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"Oh mines, thick, rich and full of flavour
her soup ain't bad either !
STOP feeding me these lines will ya ?
And even me scones aren't bad "
but ur baps are better !
anyway you, get back to tending the sick, lame and injured of fab and stop distracting me ! |
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"Awwwwwww sweety, that's not good, sounds much worse than man flu. Chicken soup ok?
i've already volunteered your services !
just pressing your nurses outfit now before i look into your plane tickets
I better make a new batch over there
think you may, i dont want someone else's sloppy seconds
ahem - my seconds are not sloppy
but soup is sloppy
Oh mines, thick, rich and full of flavour
can you bring me a cup of tea to please
Of course sweety, milk and sugar?"
very little milk and 1 1/2 sugar please and make it strong please x |
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"Oh mines, thick, rich and full of flavour
her soup ain't bad either !
STOP feeding me these lines will ya ?
And even me scones aren't bad
but ur baps are better !
anyway you, get back to tending the sick, lame and injured of fab and stop distracting me !"
thats right, get back to my sympathy |
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over a year ago
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"BUMP
Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks) "
Awww you can have lots seeing as how Ive been full of snot since thursday and know what its like to feel poorly but on the bright side Pet is getting me some chicken soup as well , did turn down the spotty dick tho  x |
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"BUMP
Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)
Awww you can have lots seeing as how Ive been full of snot since thursday and know what its like to feel poorly but on the bright side Pet is getting me some chicken soup as well , did turn down the spotty dick tho x"
aww jump in bed beside me and we can annoy everyone together, i wouldnt want spotted dicks either |
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"BUMP
Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks) "
*passes tissues, lemsip, and gives shoulder rub n hugs*
Just recovered after flu + gastric reaction to drugs so sympathies xxx |
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"BUMP
Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)
Awww you can have lots seeing as how Ive been full of snot since thursday and know what its like to feel poorly but on the bright side Pet is getting me some chicken soup as well , did turn down the spotty dick tho x
aww jump in bed beside me and we can annoy everyone together, i wouldnt want spotted dicks either "
Oh I was beginning to feel better but now I feel really really poorly again shift over Im on my way |
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"BUMP
Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)
*passes tissues, lemsip, and gives shoulder rub n hugs*
Just recovered after flu + gastric reaction to drugs so sympathies xxx"
Dont forget the honey to go in lemsip its gross otherwise. |
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"BUMP
Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)
*passes tissues, lemsip, and gives shoulder rub n hugs*
Just recovered after flu + gastric reaction to drugs so sympathies xxx"
aww thxs, sends hugs back to make you feel better |
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"BUMP
Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)
*passes tissues, lemsip, and gives shoulder rub n hugs*
Just recovered after flu + gastric reaction to drugs so sympathies xxx
aww thxs, sends hugs back to make you feel better "
Never mind hugs blooming woman has worn my arm out fanning her and theres me poorly as well |
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"BUMP
Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)
*passes tissues, lemsip, and gives shoulder rub n hugs*
Just recovered after flu + gastric reaction to drugs so sympathies xxx
aww thxs, sends hugs back to make you feel better
Never mind hugs blooming woman has worn my arm out fanning her and theres me poorly as well "
I told you to have a break and play with your toy for a while days ago..... ears full of snot too were they   |
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"BUMP
Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)
*passes tissues, lemsip, and gives shoulder rub n hugs*
Just recovered after flu + gastric reaction to drugs so sympathies xxx
aww thxs, sends hugs back to make you feel better
Never mind hugs blooming woman has worn my arm out fanning her and theres me poorly as well
I told you to have a break and play with your toy for a while days ago..... ears full of snot too were they "
sorry what did you say have to speak up snot has travelled to my ears |
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"BUMP
Im so dissapointed in the lot of you, where is all my sympathy, i want it and i want it now (sulks)
*passes tissues, lemsip, and gives shoulder rub n hugs*
Just recovered after flu + gastric reaction to drugs so sympathies xxx
aww thxs, sends hugs back to make you feel better
Never mind hugs blooming woman has worn my arm out fanning her and theres me poorly as well
I told you to have a break and play with your toy for a while days ago..... ears full of snot too were they "
welcome to the sicky bad club |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"S'okay, I don't need to be in bed, I'm gonna nurse you all better, as am now immune, now where does it hurt?
have you got the uniform on "
Naked.
But I have a thermometer |
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"Hows the Patient/s today?
Im snot free woo hoo
Us women never complain, we just get on with it
I refer the good lady to some of her comments above
I was delirious, it wasnt me "
Hmmmmmm ! A likely story
Letter to Mrs A's boss :
Please ignore all signs of coughing and spluttering down the phone earlier.
Her chest and fever has settled down considerably since the phone call, to the degree where the quest for sympathy has now turned into a quest for strudel !
As we all know, if we are well enough to eat strudel, we are well enough to make it in to work.
She will be in after lunch
Best Regards
Office Snitch |
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"Hows the Patient/s today?
Im snot free woo hoo
Us women never complain, we just get on with it
I refer the good lady to some of her comments above
I was delirious, it wasnt me
Hmmmmmm ! A likely story
Letter to Mrs A's boss :
Please ignore all signs of coughing and spluttering down the phone earlier.
Her chest and fever has settled down considerably since the phone call, to the degree where the quest for sympathy has now turned into a quest for strudel !
As we all know, if we are well enough to eat strudel, we are well enough to make it in to work.
She will be in after lunch
Best Regards
Office Snitch "
to the office snitch
Thank you so much for your concern, I was a little dubious, when Mrs A phoned last night. However I had a good talking with myself this morning and decided that no punishment is need this time.
signed Mrs A |
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"Hows the Patient/s today?
Im snot free woo hoo
Us women never complain, we just get on with it
I refer the good lady to some of her comments above
I was delirious, it wasnt me
Hmmmmmm ! A likely story
Letter to Mrs A's boss :
Please ignore all signs of coughing and spluttering down the phone earlier.
Her chest and fever has settled down considerably since the phone call, to the degree where the quest for sympathy has now turned into a quest for strudel !
As we all know, if we are well enough to eat strudel, we are well enough to make it in to work.
She will be in after lunch
Best Regards
Office Snitch
to the office snitch
Thank you so much for your concern, I was a little dubious, when Mrs A phoned last night. However I had a good talking with myself this morning and decided that no punishment is need this time.
signed Mrs A "
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Note to the office snitch
When you have finished snitching, can you go around and see what everyone wants for lunch.
I will have a baguette with cheese, chciken, salad(no lettuce) and garlic mayo please and have it here for 12.30.
Signed Mrs A |
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"Note to the office snitch
When you have finished snitching, can you go around and see what everyone wants for lunch.
I will have a baguette with cheese, chciken, salad(no lettuce) and garlic mayo please and have it here for 12.30.
Signed Mrs A "
+ 1 sounds lovely |
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"Note to the office snitch
When you have finished snitching, can you go around and see what everyone wants for lunch.
I will have a baguette with cheese, chciken, salad(no lettuce) and garlic mayo please and have it here for 12.30.
Signed Mrs A "
If you're better, you can make your own ! |
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"Note to the office snitch
When you have finished snitching, can you go around and see what everyone wants for lunch.
I will have a baguette with cheese, chciken, salad(no lettuce) and garlic mayo please and have it here for 12.30.
Signed Mrs A
+ 1 sounds lovely "
and you should have been asleep hours ago ! |
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"Note to the office snitch
When you have finished snitching, can you go around and see what everyone wants for lunch.
I will have a baguette with cheese, chciken, salad(no lettuce) and garlic mayo please and have it here for 12.30.
Signed Mrs A
If you're better, you can make your own !"
Do as your told and get the luch orders |
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"Note to the office snitch
When you have finished snitching, can you go around and see what everyone wants for lunch.
I will have a baguette with cheese, chciken, salad(no lettuce) and garlic mayo please and have it here for 12.30.
Signed Mrs A
If you're better, you can make your own !
Do as your told and get the luch orders "
opps lunch* |
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"Note to the office snitch
When you have finished snitching, can you go around and see what everyone wants for lunch.
I will have a baguette with cheese, chciken, salad(no lettuce) and garlic mayo please and have it here for 12.30.
Signed Mrs A
If you're better, you can make your own !
Do as your told and get the luch orders
opps lunch*"
as long as i don't have to make it
as i've just said to moody, i have a black belt in cookery (can kill a man with 1 chop)
however, i do make a lovely shepherds soup |
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"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,"
i know - it could have all been resolved by an extra strong mint !
but oh no, we have to get 2 days of drama out of it ! |
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"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,
i know - it could have all been resolved by an extra strong mint !
but oh no, we have to get 2 days of drama out of it !"
What only 2 day bus , im sure you could make it more if you try harder |
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"So essentially what you have been given is bad head.
I have had that before. My condolences xxx
No its more than bad head, feel sicky bad as well, need lots and lots of TLC xx "
TLC....i have their album its great, you can have it if it helps your head lol |
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"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,
i know - it could have all been resolved by an extra strong mint !
but oh no, we have to get 2 days of drama out of it !
What only 2 day bus , im sure you could make it more if you try harder "
Hey !
Man Flu is serious shit - it's up there with beri beri and all them weird africanny ones where a snake climbs up ur arse n all that ! |
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"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,
i know - it could have all been resolved by an extra strong mint !
but oh no, we have to get 2 days of drama out of it !"
just think, if we went to work today, there would be no fun, you would have been bored, now you have to get the lunches, make the tea and get the thong and pocho on |
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"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,
i know - it could have all been resolved by an extra strong mint !
but oh no, we have to get 2 days of drama out of it !
just think, if we went to work today, there would be no fun, you would have been bored, now you have to get the lunches, make the tea and get the thong and pocho on "
believe me, the sight of me in a see thru poncho - you'd be signing yourself off for a fortnight at least ! |
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"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,
i know - it could have all been resolved by an extra strong mint !
but oh no, we have to get 2 days of drama out of it !
What only 2 day bus , im sure you could make it more if you try harder
Hey !
Man Flu is serious shit - it's up there with beri beri and all them weird africanny ones where a snake climbs up ur arse n all that !"
Oh my now my mind is working over time |
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"what a bloody shame a bit of a head acke,and throwing a sicky ,,
i know - it could have all been resolved by an extra strong mint !
but oh no, we have to get 2 days of drama out of it !
just think, if we went to work today, there would be no fun, you would have been bored, now you have to get the lunches, make the tea and get the thong and pocho on
believe me, the sight of me in a see thru poncho - you'd be signing yourself off for a fortnight at least !"
can we make it a month, need a good break |
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"our country needs you ,,,god help us"
we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here |
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"our country needs you ,,,god help us
we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here
im behind you "
I never mentioned anything about a strap on tho |
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"our country needs you ,,,god help us
we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here
im behind you "
Oh no he isn't xx |
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"our country needs you ,,,god help us
we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here
im behind you
I never mentioned anything about a strap on tho "
no thats a carrot, incase we get hungry waiting on lunch |
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"our country needs you ,,,god help us
we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here
im behind you
Oh no he isn't xx "
oh yes he is xx |
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"our country needs you ,,,god help us
we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here
im behind you
I never mentioned anything about a strap on tho
no thats a carrot, incase we get hungry waiting on lunch "
Will you stop saying carrot It puts pictures in my head |
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"our country needs you ,,,god help us
we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here
im behind you
I never mentioned anything about a strap on tho
no thats a carrot, incase we get hungry waiting on lunch
Will you stop saying carrot It puts pictures in my head "
still waiting for the carrot story |
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"ive got kneemonia,dicktheria,and toesolitus, but i keep going ,that would have killed a normal man"
Im sure someone will be along soon to offer you some very special cream that cures all ills |
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"I'm feeling a bit better than yesterday but not much
Man flu is a bitch ya know
Peel me more grapes Mrs A
Fmuma plump my pillows and mop my brow xx "
sorry but not going near that arse to peel those grapes |
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"our country needs you ,,,god help us
we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here
im behind you
I never mentioned anything about a strap on tho
no thats a carrot, incase we get hungry waiting on lunch
Will you stop saying carrot It puts pictures in my head
still waiting for the carrot story "
1 carrot 1 man is all im saying |
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"I'm feeling a bit better than yesterday but not much
Man flu is a bitch ya know
Peel me more grapes Mrs A
Fmuma plump my pillows and mop my brow xx
sorry but not going near that arse to peel those grapes "
Yuk xx |
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"our country needs you ,,,god help us
we are all prepared have flack jackets and tin hats sure there is a bunker somewhere for when it kicks off in here
im behind you
I never mentioned anything about a strap on tho
no thats a carrot, incase we get hungry waiting on lunch
Will you stop saying carrot It puts pictures in my head "
carrots carrots carrots |
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