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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
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"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand. "
Fanjo stink rating. I love you, peach. 
I can go weeks without then a spell of three or four times a day. I can never tell *grins* |
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"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand.
Fanjo stink rating. I love you, peach.
I can go weeks without then a spell of three or four times a day. I can never tell *grins*"
I am such a lady darling, I bet the charming gents swoon at my vocabulary
You never know do ya, sometimes ya fancy a judder, sometimes you think about it but can't be arsed. Sometimes Clitopatra gets a little twitchy and ya know it's time. Other times the only light of day it sees is sitting on the loo and you remember it's there when ya catch it wiping your tinkle dribbles. No rhyme or reason |
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over a year ago
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"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand.
Fanjo stink rating. I love you, peach.
I can go weeks without then a spell of three or four times a day. I can never tell *grins*
I am such a lady darling, I bet the charming gents swoon at my vocabulary
You never know do ya, sometimes ya fancy a judder, sometimes you think about it but can't be arsed. Sometimes Clitopatra gets a little twitchy and ya know it's time. Other times the only light of day it sees is sitting on the loo and you remember it's there when ya catch it wiping your tinkle dribbles. No rhyme or reason "
Exactly this couldn’t have worded that better it did make me chuckle
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand.
Fanjo stink rating. I love you, peach.
I can go weeks without then a spell of three or four times a day. I can never tell *grins*"
I thought that was just me!!! I think the cold snap is going to bring on a dose, gotta keep warm somehow!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand. "
Haha. I’m not sure I really want to know but what the hell is fanjo stink rating, is that what I’m hoping it isn’t?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" I was in hospital for a sperm count last week and the Nurse said "Can you masturbate in the cup" i said "I'm good at wanking love but not sure I'm ready for competitions yet"
Boom Boom  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some weeks rarely... other times I can make myself a hot mess several times a day... although this is usually down to somebody sending me messages that drive me a bit crazy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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everynight before sleeping for sure , every morning for sure as i dont have to get up / start work till the pm, if i take a day off i'll have an afternoon one ..
i love it , cos im single and live alone i guess |
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"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand.
Fanjo stink rating. I love you, peach.
I can go weeks without then a spell of three or four times a day. I can never tell *grins*
I am such a lady darling, I bet the charming gents swoon at my vocabulary
You never know do ya, sometimes ya fancy a judder, sometimes you think about it but can't be arsed. Sometimes Clitopatra gets a little twitchy and ya know it's time. Other times the only light of day it sees is sitting on the loo and you remember it's there when ya catch it wiping your tinkle dribbles. No rhyme or reason
Exactly this couldn’t have worded that better it did make me chuckle
Ms B "
Couldn't have put this better - smiling |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand. "
I nearly spat my wine out at fanjo stink rating..... That's the funniest thing I've read today.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Varies quite a bit. Some weeks only 1 day, other weeks every day. Have to admit that I love a cheeky wee day off work, house to myself and I find myself watching porn when I should be tidying up. Quick run round with the hoover and the febreeze before Mr gets home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends how much sex I'm having. The more sex the more wanking. Counterintuitively. Also depends on the kind of sex. The more elaborate the sex the more elaborate the wanking |
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"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand.
Haha. I’m not sure I really want to know but what the hell is fanjo stink rating, is that what I’m hoping it isn’t? "
Exactly that, the lady equivalent to sweaty bollocks. Have I been running around at work for 12 hours?
Did I laugh so hard I piss dribbled slightly?
Have I been farting pure evil that could be bottled and used as chemical warfare?
These are all questions that need consideration if you're tempted to let the waft grab ya by the throat  |
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"Depends on my mood, hunger level, work, fanjo stink rating, and how much electric I got on the meter for my wand.
I nearly spat my wine out at fanjo stink rating..... That's the funniest thing I've read today..... "
I have plenty more where that came from |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hardly ever, even when younger. Thought that’s what a wife was for, always looks after me by hand or mouth, no penetration due to her ill heath, I look after her needs by tongue or finger. We have looked after each other’s needs for 40 years, the last few as above, and often invited others to help out too in the past. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s more of a need to release. It gets a little crazy at times
Release all over my mush 
oh i will when i next see you x
Just not in my eyes. I'll bring some goggles, PPE is the future "
absolutely iam a good shot mind x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thrice a week, I've been eating a packet of cornflakes a day to try and stop the filthy urges "
This is where I'm going wrong...I'm more a porridge kinda gal. |
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"Interesting... Not a scientific poll I grant you but seems generally overall, women do it as and when the need arises and men can't keep their paws off themselves "
There are some genuinely concerning (and some plain laughable) responses in this thread. |
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