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The Strictly No Ice Dancing, happy holidays and licking sticky fingers ! #77

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford

So who likes sticky fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So who likes sticky fingers?"

I love them....you got some?

And I love the happy title too...come on summer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"So who likes sticky fingers?

I love them....you got some?

And I love the happy title too...come on summer "

I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x"

Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x"

I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?"

I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!

My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...

I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie "

Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So who likes sticky fingers?

I love them....you got some?

And I love the happy title too...come on summer

I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days "

Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?

I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!

My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...

I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx"

Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie

Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy "

How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"So who likes sticky fingers?

I love them....you got some?

And I love the happy title too...come on summer

I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days

Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much"

Hot and spicy make me trump...

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie

Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy

How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant"

WHAT!....did I read that right? You're not moving over to the other side are you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So who likes sticky fingers?

I love them....you got some?

And I love the happy title too...come on summer

I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days

Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much

Hot and spicy make me trump... "

Oh you got the dodgy hairy ones

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie

Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy

How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant

WHAT!....did I read that right? You're not moving over to the other side are you? "

Nah but I'm not taking my coffee machine down south....I'll never see the fecker again

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"So who likes sticky fingers?

I love them....you got some?

And I love the happy title too...come on summer

I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days

Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much

Hot and spicy make me trump...

Oh you got the dodgy hairy ones "

Think I must have, the hairs got stuck between my teeth

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie

Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy

How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant

WHAT!....did I read that right? You're not moving over to the other side are you?

Nah but I'm not taking my coffee machine down south....I'll never see the fecker again "

Yeah, you have to watch them southerners

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?

I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!

My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...

I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx

Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends "

Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So who likes sticky fingers?

I love them....you got some?

And I love the happy title too...come on summer

I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days

Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much

Hot and spicy make me trump...

Oh you got the dodgy hairy ones

Think I must have, the hairs got stuck between my teeth "

You still got your own?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie

Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy

How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant"

Shall I put my coffee maker on?

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?

I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!

My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...

I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx

Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends

Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx"

Thanks lovely lady.xx

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"So who likes sticky fingers?

I love them....you got some?

And I love the happy title too...come on summer

I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days

Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much

Hot and spicy make me trump...

Oh you got the dodgy hairy ones

Think I must have, the hairs got stuck between my teeth

You still got your own? "

No I share a set with hubby...it's my turn to wear them tomorrow, so he must remember not to smile!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie

Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy

How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant

Shall I put my coffee maker on? "

Feck...how the feck did you get that

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Oioi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So who likes sticky fingers?

I love them....you got some?

And I love the happy title too...come on summer

I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days

Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much

Hot and spicy make me trump...

Oh you got the dodgy hairy ones

Think I must have, the hairs got stuck between my teeth

You still got your own?

No I share a set with hubby...it's my turn to wear them tomorrow, so he must remember not to smile! "

Aw just give him marshmallows tomorrow then

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oioi "

Saveloy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oioi "

Oi oi where you bin hiding?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie

Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy

How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant

Shall I put my coffee maker on?

Feck...how the feck did you get that "

I'm a classy lady

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oioi "

Hello lovely x

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"So who likes sticky fingers?

I love them....you got some?

And I love the happy title too...come on summer

I might have some tomorrow night....love those bbq chicken wings ...yeah roll on long hot sunny days

Had some hot and spicy wings the other night...fecking lovely but they don't fill you much

Hot and spicy make me trump...

Oh you got the dodgy hairy ones

Think I must have, the hairs got stuck between my teeth

You still got your own?

No I share a set with hubby...it's my turn to wear them tomorrow, so he must remember not to smile!

Aw just give him marshmallows tomorrow then "

Yeah, good idea

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie

Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy

How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant

Shall I put my coffee maker on?

Feck...how the feck did you get that

I'm a classy lady "

...and posh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie

Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy

How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant

Shall I put my coffee maker on?

Feck...how the feck did you get that

I'm a classy lady "

Right I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?

I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!

My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...

I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx

Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends

Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx

Thanks lovely lady.xx"

Is it a vanilla party or... xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

I've had my quota of shandy's today....but you enjoy eenie

Join me though and I'll make you tea or coffee or anything you fancy

How could I say no....get the kettle on and I'll have a instant

Shall I put my coffee maker on?

Feck...how the feck did you get that

I'm a classy lady

Right I'm on my way "

Brill x

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?

I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!

My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...

I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx

Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends

Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx

Thanks lovely lady.xx

Is it a vanilla party or... xx"

No it is a swinging party, but I tend to go for the social side now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?

I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!

My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...

I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx

Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends

Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx

Thanks lovely lady.xx

Is it a vanilla party or... xx"

Hope they have haagan dazs then

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?

I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!

My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...

I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx

Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends

Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx

Thanks lovely lady.xx

Is it a vanilla party or... xx

Hope they have haagan dazs then "

No just the Italian stuff

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Right off to feed my man..catcha all later xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?

I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!

My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...

I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx

Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends

Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx

Thanks lovely lady.xx

Is it a vanilla party or... xx

Hope they have haagan dazs then

No just the Italian stuff "

Non vanilla then....any spanking going on?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right off to feed my man..catcha all later xx"

Seen ya later sami

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?

I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!

My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...

I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx

Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends

Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx

Thanks lovely lady.xx

Is it a vanilla party or... xx

Hope they have haagan dazs then

No just the Italian stuff

Non vanilla then....any spanking going on? "

There may be spanking, I'll be hiding

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right off to feed my man..catcha all later xx

Seen ya later sami "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?

I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!

My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...

I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx

Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends

Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx

Thanks lovely lady.xx

Is it a vanilla party or... xx

No it is a swinging party, but I tend to go for the social side now. "

Wish I was brave enough to go to one... Or a club... But hey ho

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?

I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!

My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...

I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx

Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends

Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx

Thanks lovely lady.xx

Is it a vanilla party or... xx

Hope they have haagan dazs then "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening you gorgeous lot... Chilling with a bottle of wine... Anyone want a small glass with me? x

Ooh Eenie, girl after my own heart you looking forward to the weekend?

I had a fantastic Friday afternoon at work, we laughed so much I ACTUALLY cried!!

My dad is improving (apparently) - I shall go tomorrow and weigh it up myself...

I've got some lovely, lovely people on here to talk to and it's Friday night so yes... I really AM looking forward to the weekend... Are you? xx

Ah, it's great to hear you happy! Hope you find your lovely Dad improving. We're off to a house party tomorrow, so looking forward to catching up with friends

Brilliant to hear... Hope you have an amazing time xx

Thanks lovely lady.xx

Is it a vanilla party or... xx

Hope they have haagan dazs then

No just the Italian stuff

Non vanilla then....any spanking going on?

There may be spanking, I'll be hiding "

Or maybe getting a hiding

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Good evening young ladies xxx

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

come with me sometime eenie i go on my own but always have a book with me

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oioi

Oi oi where you bin hiding? "

been to a shite shop after carvery then we couldent be assed to walk half a mile to the right bus stop got the one outside shite shop hour and half we were on it went to places ive never heard off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"come with me sometime eenie i go on my own but always have a book with me"

I wish I dared...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening young ladies xxx"

And some old men

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"come with me sometime eenie i go on my own but always have a book with me"

Don't you get to read it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oioi

Oi oi where you bin hiding? been to a shite shop after carvery then we couldent be assed to walk half a mile to the right bus stop got the one outside shite shop hour and half we were on it went to places ive never heard off"

Aw magical mystery tour

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Oioi

Oi oi where you bin hiding? been to a shite shop after carvery then we couldent be assed to walk half a mile to the right bus stop got the one outside shite shop hour and half we were on it went to places ive never heard off

Aw magical mystery tour "

was daylight when got on it

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"come with me sometime eenie i go on my own but always have a book with me

Don't you get to read it "

always

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!”

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oioi

Oi oi where you bin hiding? been to a shite shop after carvery then we couldent be assed to walk half a mile to the right bus stop got the one outside shite shop hour and half we were on it went to places ive never heard off

Aw magical mystery tour

was daylight when got on it "

Not feck dark when you got off?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"come with me sometime eenie i go on my own but always have a book with me

Don't you get to read it always"

Might as well not go

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a cat!” "

Feck off

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender says to him, ‘You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.’ The Irishman replies, ‘Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days we all drank together.

‘The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, ‘I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss.’

The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. ‘Oh, no, ‘ he says, ‘Everyone is fine. I’ve just quit drinking!

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


""

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers "

Are they sticky though?

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers

Are they sticky though? "

Yeah and you can't bite email as your lads got the teeth in tonight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers

Are they sticky though?

Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight "

Aw ffs

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers

Are they sticky though?

Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight

Aw ffs "

Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers

Are they sticky though?

Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight

Aw ffs

Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith "

rings police

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers

Are they sticky though?

Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight

Aw ffs

Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith "

Good thinking

For a minute I thought you'd turned cannibal. ..but then thought your too fecking old to have a granny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers

Are they sticky though?

Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight

Aw ffs

Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith

rings police"

That was my first thought _oddy

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers

Are they sticky though?

Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight

Aw ffs

Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith

Good thinking

For a minute I thought you'd turned cannibal. ..but then thought your too fecking old to have a granny "

Not too old for a granny in her nineties . But no, I have no grannys, sadly.....I ate 'em years ago

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers

Are they sticky though?

Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight

Aw ffs

Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith

rings police

That was my first thought _oddy "

Dont worry both...I'll shove em back in before he wakes....just in time for his all bran

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Boom....hold on...badaboooom

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers

Are they sticky though?

Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight

Aw ffs

Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith

rings police

That was my first thought _oddy "

you seen the size of them gnashers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers

Are they sticky though?

Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight

Aw ffs

Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith

Good thinking

For a minute I thought you'd turned cannibal. ..but then thought your too fecking old to have a granny

Not too old for a granny in her nineties . But no, I have no grannys, sadly.....I ate 'em years ago "

Voddyyyy phone the rossers

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Boom....hold on...badaboooom"

Ooh...hello

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers

Are they sticky though?

Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight

Aw ffs

Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith

Good thinking

For a minute I thought you'd turned cannibal. ..but then thought your too fecking old to have a granny

Not too old for a granny in her nineties . But no, I have no grannys, sadly.....I ate 'em years ago

Voddyyyy phone the rossers "

I was hungry...you know what I'm like...it's the pills

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Boom....hold on...badaboooom

Ooh...hello "

Helloooooooooo,im not on long iv just finished work and havin a pint

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Barmy fecker. ...lick my fingers

Are they sticky though?

Yeah and you can't bite em as your lads got the teeth in tonight

Aw ffs

Get what you mean actually he fell asleep and I just knicked 'm so I could eat my granny smith

rings police

That was my first thought _oddy you seen the size of them gnashers"

Grrrrr

Feck I've forgot how to do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Boom....hold on...badaboooom

Ooh...hello "

I didn't see that fecker sneak in

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Boom....hold on...badaboooom

Ooh...hello

Helloooooooooo,im not on long iv just finished work and havin a pint"

Well you deserve a pint...enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Boom....hold on...badaboooom

Ooh...hello

I didn't see that fecker sneak in "

Hello bell**d

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Boom....hold on...badaboooom

Ooh...hello

I didn't see that fecker sneak in

Hello bell**d"

Ummmmmm......

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

evening sexy dash

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"evening sexy dash "

Don't start flirting with him....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"evening sexy dash

Don't start flirting with him...."

Shot the fecker out sami

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ive runged the rozzers there sealing all airports and ferryports

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ive runged the rozzers there sealing all airports and ferryports"

Thats her fecked for going to granny this year...teach her not to eat grannies

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ive runged the rozzers there sealing all airports and ferryports

Thats her fecked for going to granny this year...teach her not to eat grannies "

you had better watch out too

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"ive runged the rozzers there sealing all airports and ferryports

Thats her fecked for going to granny this year...teach her not to eat grannies you had better watch out too"

It's ok..panic over.I've put them back in his mouth....

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"ive runged the rozzers there sealing all airports and ferryports

Thats her fecked for going to granny this year...teach her not to eat grannies "

I'll swim....

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ive runged the rozzers there sealing all airports and ferryports

Thats her fecked for going to granny this year...teach her not to eat grannies

I'll swim.... "

hides armbands

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"ive runged the rozzers there sealing all airports and ferryports

Thats her fecked for going to granny this year...teach her not to eat grannies

I'll swim.... hides armbands"

I've got my width swimming certificate and he said it would cover me for the Atlantic....I think...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oooooh i swim

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oooooh i swim"

I bet you do

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Oooooh i swim"

Love that avatar

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Na night all xxx

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

woohoo my freind has got a lead part in the muscial chess

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ive runged the rozzers there sealing all airports and ferryports

Thats her fecked for going to granny this year...teach her not to eat grannies you had better watch out too"

I'm too sour to eat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ive runged the rozzers there sealing all airports and ferryports

Thats her fecked for going to granny this year...teach her not to eat grannies you had better watch out too

It's ok..panic over.I've put them back in his mouth.... "

Thought they would be in glass jar this time of the night

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ive runged the rozzers there sealing all airports and ferryports

Thats her fecked for going to granny this year...teach her not to eat grannies

I'll swim.... "

I can't I'd be fecked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I might drop off in a minute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning all

Don't you just hate it when you think you've spotted new meat and rush to fab some of his pics only to find out you've already fecking fabbed them all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning once again... Had another hour of sleep and now feel refreshed again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning once again... Had another hour of sleep and now feel refreshed again "

Good morning eenie. ..I should think you have..jeez you were up at daft o'clock for a Saturday morning

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning all its a lovely sunny morning already been to the shop to get madams supplies as im on a 36 hr shift this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"morning all its a lovely sunny morning already been to the shop to get madams supplies as im on a 36 hr shift this weekend"

You fecking lucky with the weather...it's dank and dismal here.

Unlucky with that shift though

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning ladies and Mistress

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all its a lovely sunny morning already been to the shop to get madams supplies as im on a 36 hr shift this weekend

You fecking lucky with the weather...it's dank and dismal here.

Unlucky with that shift though "

Sun only shines on the righteous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning ladies and Mistress "

Good morning to you sami

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"morning all its a lovely sunny morning already been to the shop to get madams supplies as im on a 36 hr shift this weekend

You fecking lucky with the weather...it's dank and dismal here.

Unlucky with that shift though

Sun only shines on the righteous "

Thats me in for a long winter then

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ladies and Mistress

Good morning to you sami "

Morning Mistress

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning all its a lovely sunny morning already been to the shop to get madams supplies as im on a 36 hr shift this weekend

You fecking lucky with the weather...it's dank and dismal here.

Unlucky with that shift though

Sun only shines on the righteous

Thats me in for a long winter then"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning ladies and Mistress

Good morning to you sami

Morning Mistress "

I was going to ask you what you were up to today...doh

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning my sami xx (_)

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ladies and Mistress

Good morning to you sami

Morning Mistress

I was going to ask you what you were up to today...doh "

I'll be spending all day getting ready for the sticky fingers party

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning my sami xx (_)"

Morning sweetie, busy weekend for you then. xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning ladies and Mistress

Good morning to you sami

Morning Mistress

I was going to ask you what you were up to today...doh

I'll be spending all day getting ready for the sticky fingers party "

Hope you don't come unstuck

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ladies and Mistress

Good morning to you sami

Morning Mistress

I was going to ask you what you were up to today...doh

I'll be spending all day getting ready for the sticky fingers party

Hope you don't come unstuck "

Me neither

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning ladies and Mistress

Good morning to you sami

Morning Mistress

I was going to ask you what you were up to today...doh

I'll be spending all day getting ready for the sticky fingers party

Hope you don't come unstuck

Me neither "

passes extra strong super glue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me thinks it's second double shot time

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ladies and Mistress

Good morning to you sami

Morning Mistress

I was going to ask you what you were up to today...doh

I'll be spending all day getting ready for the sticky fingers party

Hope you don't come unstuck

Me neither passes extra strong super glue "

Thanks Voddy

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Me thinks it's second double shot time"

Just going to have my first instant

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

white hot choc for me please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me thinks it's second double shot time

Just going to have my first instant "

Yak

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"white hot choc for me please"

On a morning? again

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford

Hubbys playing up this morning, won't let me have the teef to eat me toast

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hubbys playing up this morning, won't let me have the teef to eat me toast "
suck it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hubbys playing up this morning, won't let me have the teef to eat me toast suck it"
up buttercup

FIFY

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hubbys playing up this morning, won't let me have the teef to eat me toast suck it"

Think I'll have to, I'll get um back when he's finished his humbugs

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hubbys playing up this morning, won't let me have the teef to eat me toast suck itup buttercup

FIFY "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hubbys playing up this morning, won't let me have the teef to eat me toast suck it

Think I'll have to, I'll get um back when he's finished his humbugs "

You can tell I've just found that emoji

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hubbys playing up this morning, won't let me have the teef to eat me toast suck it

Think I'll have to, I'll get um back when he's finished his humbugs

You can tell I've just found that emoji "

What the vom one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hubbys playing up this morning, won't let me have the teef to eat me toast suck it

Think I'll have to, I'll get um back when he's finished his humbugs

You can tell I've just found that emoji

What the vom one "

Yeah I keep forgetting how to use them...so just trying to instil them in my memory

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hubbys playing up this morning, won't let me have the teef to eat me toast suck it

Think I'll have to, I'll get um back when he's finished his humbugs

You can tell I've just found that emoji

What the vom one

Yeah I keep forgetting how to use them...so just trying to instil them in my memory "

This is a cat's windmill (bum)!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


""

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hubbys playing up this morning, won't let me have the teef to eat me toast suck it

Think I'll have to, I'll get um back when he's finished his humbugs

You can tell I've just found that emoji

What the vom one

Yeah I keep forgetting how to use them...so just trying to instil them in my memory

This is a cat's windmill (bum)!"

Them fecker are easy ffs they are there to see

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""

Thats looks like your fecking avatar

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hubbys playing up this morning, won't let me have the teef to eat me toast suck it

Think I'll have to, I'll get um back when he's finished his humbugs

You can tell I've just found that emoji

What the vom one

Yeah I keep forgetting how to use them...so just trying to instil them in my memory

This is a cat's windmill (bum)!

Them fecker are easy ffs they are there to see "

Hehe, it's my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Thats looks like your fecking avatar "

Did I touch a nerve

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jeez have you come unstuck sami?

I weren't expecting to see you on here today

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Jeez have you come unstuck sami?

I weren't expecting to see you on here today "

Yes thankfully...for now at least! So had me bath washed my hair and done me nails. Will have to start on the slap soon, that polyfilla takes ages to dry!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jeez have you come unstuck sami?

I weren't expecting to see you on here today

Yes thankfully...for now at least! So had me bath washed my hair and done me nails. Will have to start on the slap soon, that polyfilla takes ages to dry! "

Try quick dry cement

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Jeez have you come unstuck sami?

I weren't expecting to see you on here today

Yes thankfully...for now at least! So had me bath washed my hair and done me nails. Will have to start on the slap soon, that polyfilla takes ages to dry!

Try quick dry cement "

Good idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jeez have you come unstuck sami?

I weren't expecting to see you on here today

Yes thankfully...for now at least! So had me bath washed my hair and done me nails. Will have to start on the slap soon, that polyfilla takes ages to dry!

Try quick dry cement

Good idea "

Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Jeez have you come unstuck sami?

I weren't expecting to see you on here today

Yes thankfully...for now at least! So had me bath washed my hair and done me nails. Will have to start on the slap soon, that polyfilla takes ages to dry!

Try quick dry cement

Good idea

Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north "

Haha, we normally do. Just a social for me but hubby is popular with the ladies, so who knows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jeez have you come unstuck sami?

I weren't expecting to see you on here today

Yes thankfully...for now at least! So had me bath washed my hair and done me nails. Will have to start on the slap soon, that polyfilla takes ages to dry!

Try quick dry cement

Good idea

Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north

Haha, we normally do. Just a social for me but hubby is popular with the ladies, so who knows "

Aw the lucky bugger...but I hope you both have a fun time

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Jeez have you come unstuck sami?

I weren't expecting to see you on here today

Yes thankfully...for now at least! So had me bath washed my hair and done me nails. Will have to start on the slap soon, that polyfilla takes ages to dry!

Try quick dry cement

Good idea

Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north

Haha, we normally do. Just a social for me but hubby is popular with the ladies, so who knows "

that's coz he's a tart

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Jeez have you come unstuck sami?

I weren't expecting to see you on here today

Yes thankfully...for now at least! So had me bath washed my hair and done me nails. Will have to start on the slap soon, that polyfilla takes ages to dry!

Try quick dry cement

Good idea

Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north

Haha, we normally do. Just a social for me but hubby is popular with the ladies, so who knows

Aw the lucky bugger...but I hope you both have a fun time "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jeez have you come unstuck sami?

I weren't expecting to see you on here today

Yes thankfully...for now at least! So had me bath washed my hair and done me nails. Will have to start on the slap soon, that polyfilla takes ages to dry!

Try quick dry cement

Good idea

Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north

Haha, we normally do. Just a social for me but hubby is popular with the ladies, so who knows that's coz he's a tart "

Wish I was one

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Jeez have you come unstuck sami?

I weren't expecting to see you on here today

Yes thankfully...for now at least! So had me bath washed my hair and done me nails. Will have to start on the slap soon, that polyfilla takes ages to dry!

Try quick dry cement

Good idea

Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north

Haha, we normally do. Just a social for me but hubby is popular with the ladies, so who knows that's coz he's a tart "

He certainly is Voddy

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Jeez have you come unstuck sami?

I weren't expecting to see you on here today

Yes thankfully...for now at least! So had me bath washed my hair and done me nails. Will have to start on the slap soon, that polyfilla takes ages to dry!

Try quick dry cement

Good idea

Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north

Haha, we normally do. Just a social for me but hubby is popular with the ladies, so who knows that's coz he's a tart

Wish I was one"

I thought you was

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Jeez have you come unstuck sami?

I weren't expecting to see you on here today

Yes thankfully...for now at least! So had me bath washed my hair and done me nails. Will have to start on the slap soon, that polyfilla takes ages to dry!

Try quick dry cement

Good idea

Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north

Haha, we normally do. Just a social for me but hubby is popular with the ladies, so who knows that's coz he's a tart

Wish I was one

I thought you was "

she is but a custard tart

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Jeez have you come unstuck sami?

I weren't expecting to see you on here today

Yes thankfully...for now at least! So had me bath washed my hair and done me nails. Will have to start on the slap soon, that polyfilla takes ages to dry!

Try quick dry cement

Good idea

Hope you have a good time....get some practice in for coming up north

Haha, we normally do. Just a social for me but hubby is popular with the ladies, so who knows that's coz he's a tart

Wish I was one

I thought you was she is but a custard tart"

Or a bakewell!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pair of feckers

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Pair of feckers "

Mwah!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pair of feckers

Mwah!! "

And the other one...custard creams I eat

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Pair of feckers

Mwah!!

And the other one...custard creams I eat "

when ya don't conk out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Afternoon all, just been to see my dad.

He's not as good as I hoped he would be

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon all, just been to see my dad.

He's not as good as I hoped he would be "

Ah bless him Eenie hopefully he'll pick up. You can be a bit up and down after operations, especially older people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pair of feckers

Mwah!!

And the other one...custard creams I eat when ya don't conk out"

Normally conk out eating the feckers...so ones spiking my biccys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Afternoon all, just been to see my dad.

He's not as good as I hoped he would be

Ah bless him Eenie hopefully he'll pick up. You can be a bit up and down after operations, especially older people. "

I agree ....chin up eenie

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Very true you get up and down days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thanks Samiss, Mistress and Voddy... It's just unpleasant to find your usually strong parent not like that.

I guess it's still early days but it was sad for me

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By *amiss OP   Couple  over a year ago

chelmsford


"Thanks Samiss, Mistress and Voddy... It's just unpleasant to find your usually strong parent not like that.

I guess it's still early days but it was sad for me "

I know, Eenie, we have to become the strong ones at times like this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks Samiss, Mistress and Voddy... It's just unpleasant to find your usually strong parent not like that.

I guess it's still early days but it was sad for me "

Listen to sami eenie. ..she's a wise old bird

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Thanks Samiss, Mistress and Voddy... It's just unpleasant to find your usually strong parent not like that.

I guess it's still early days but it was sad for me

Listen to sami eenie. ..she's a wise old bird "

hey she can't help looking like a owl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thanks Samiss, Mistress and Voddy... It's just unpleasant to find your usually strong parent not like that.

I guess it's still early days but it was sad for me

Listen to sami eenie. ..she's a wise old bird hey she can't help looking like a owl bag"

FIFY _oddy

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By *oddyWoman  over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Thanks Samiss, Mistress and Voddy... It's just unpleasant to find your usually strong parent not like that.

I guess it's still early days but it was sad for me

Listen to sami eenie. ..she's a wise old bird hey she can't help looking like a owl bag

FIFY _oddy "

eh

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