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i can speak mandarin chinese...
Handy if you want to take me out for a meal  |
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over a year ago
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We got married in front of 2000 zombies..... |
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"i can speak mandarin chinese...
Handy if you want to take me out for a meal "
An ex of mine spoke Mandarin as well (had a degree in Chinese studies of some sort) used to get all sorts of looks form the staff in takeaways and restaurants when she ordered in Mandarin, usually got us lots of freebie extras as wel lthough |
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"I invented Bees"
come on funky play by the rules tut tut lol.
im claustrophibic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"tell us an interesting fact about you.
can be funny, serious, silly, rude etc but must be about you.
enjoy forumites    "
Guess you had nothing to say about yourself, to start us off...
Mine, i'm not looking for a monotonous relationship... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've worked in 32 countries and visited 43 in total |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! |
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"I invented Bees
come on funky play by the rules tut tut lol.
im claustrophibic "
But it is true!
OK OK, Rick Astley once bought me a pint and I left before it was my round Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
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"i can speak mandarin chinese...
Handy if you want to take me out for a meal
An ex of mine spoke Mandarin as well (had a degree in Chinese studies of some sort) used to get all sorts of looks form the staff in takeaways and restaurants when she ordered in Mandarin, usually got us lots of freebie extras as wel lthough "
So few non chinese speak it that i have always been treated the same.Tho as i learnt in taiwan my accent is the equivalent of being scottish |
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"I invented Bees
come on funky play by the rules tut tut lol.
im claustrophibic
But it is true!
OK OK, Rick Astley once bought me a pint and I left before it was my round Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
ok ok stick with the bees funky i will allow it ha ha |
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"I invented Bees
come on funky play by the rules tut tut lol.
im claustrophibic
But it is true!
OK OK, Rick Astley once bought me a pint and I left before it was my round Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ok ok stick with the bees funky i will allow it ha ha "
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"i can speak mandarin chinese...
Handy if you want to take me out for a meal
An ex of mine spoke Mandarin as well (had a degree in Chinese studies of some sort) used to get all sorts of looks form the staff in takeaways and restaurants when she ordered in Mandarin, usually got us lots of freebie extras as wel lthough
So few non chinese speak it that i have always been treated the same.Tho as i learnt in taiwan my accent is the equivalent of being scottish "
ex was from Stockton on Tees, buut grew up in Manchester, fecked if i know what her chinese accent sounded like tto native speakers, i being a Yorkie had enough trouble understanding her English |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
once was asked out by Simon Callow in a Waterstones bookshop in Glasgow...a few years ago now...lol...I did say wtf...sorry but no...  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
I've sang on stage with the Kings of Leon |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
I was once in my own reebok commercial.... |
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i cant eat pizza! makes me instantly sick x |
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By *yson38GWoman
over a year ago
Tyne and Wear |
I was the youngest ever competitor in the 'British Open Latin American Sequence Championships' in Blackpool and the youngest finalist in the same competition the following year. A feat that cannot be beaten as they no longer hold this event. I've also been on Come Dancing and met David Jacobs |
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By *yson38GWoman
over a year ago
Tyne and Wear |
Also allergic to courgettes and marrow  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i was asked out by Dean Gaffney.. lol
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"i was asked out by Dean Gaffney.. lol
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Oh dear... |
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"i was asked out by Dean Gaffney.. lol
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haha - ssshhhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol @ sic and bo peep! Im blaming my boobs entirely.. We went out for a drink and that was all. |
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I was a magicians assistant and after a tragic incident with a rabbit was helped by Tommy Cooper |
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Got my first computer almost 30 years for free by designing a computer game. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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at the age of 32 I had a heart attack |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure if its interesting but I can't wear a watch if I put one on it stops within a week weird. |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Not sure if its interesting but I can't wear a watch if I put one on it stops within a week weird."
I have the same problem...I get them as presents...two maybe three days and the never work again... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At 13 I was the pianist for an all male gospel group. I travelled the country with them.
Social services would be involved nowadays...aah the age of innocence. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have been to a place where no "westerner" has ever been, oh and there is a statue to the work I have done in an Asian country, oh and I once met Bjork..............nope that's blown it, need to lay down now...........Bjork.......mmmmmmmmm.........mmmmmmmmm.......  |
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I was once chased along a railway track by a seal |
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"I was once chased along a railway track by a seal "
Chezza you cannot leave that there!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"sure I can "
check ya inbox chez
and had the seal come from? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Interesting fact about me is - I am as boring as you expect! |
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I was inter_iewed as a guest on Sky Sports in the studio.... and their green room isn't all that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i met Kurt cobain and courtney love after a Nirvana concert. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I jammed on stage for an evening with Les Paul, when he was 90 years old, and he signed my shirt at the end with a wobbly version on the signature that is printed on the headstock of the famous gibson les paul guitar. Was a lovely guy.
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sad i know but i have 4 chess boards! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i have a birthmark on the bottom of my foot that my parents always told me meant i`d travel the world.
truth is ive barely travelled at all =/
maybe one day tho |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw my sister born on the front seat of a pink Vauxhall Cresta on a Singapore highway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i met Kurt cobain and courtney love after a Nirvana concert."
"I jammed on stage for an evening with Les Paul, when he was 90 years old, and he signed my shirt at the end with a wobbly version on the signature that is printed on the headstock of the famous gibson les paul guitar. Was a lovely guy.
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Both of you have made me jealous. |
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I used to know frank bruno quite well when he was up and comming.Also went to a party with captain sensible and souisx sue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got his autograph too.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Keith Harris (of Orville fame) once called me a cunt. |
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"Keith Harris (of Orville fame) once called me a cunt. "
Are you sure it wasn't Orville working him? |
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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago
LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL |
id like a woman to fuck me with a strap-on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was dropped on my head as a child |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was in my late teens I had a molar tooth grow through the roof of my mouth- it made for interesting oral! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got his autograph too.."
Now absolutely sick with envy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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99% of what I say people don't believe, hence when the barmaids on the pub asks what I did last night I respond "I lay on a bed and three women took it in turns to sit on my face". To which she replies.... "usual?" |
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Fact
I've filled my foreskin up with white chocolate buttons before now on a couple of occasions... they melt with the warmth of my cock and they reappear as if like white chocolate spunk! lol
Fantasy
Finding the woman that wants to play inserting said white chocolate buttons and then suckle all that lovely melted chocolate from my cock... ummm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We got married in front of 2000 zombies....."
very cool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i once made love to a kitchen drawer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cock is shaped like a rocket.....ladies are usually over the moon to see it!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once sang a solo in Litchfeild cathedral
(before me voice broke ) xx |
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"I once sang a solo in Litchfeild cathedral
(before me voice broke ) xx"
I once copped off with a singer who was in there singing - our eyes met, and we went out to dinner and had a hot session - spooky, that place must have some ley lines that stoke sexuality or something - it wasn't you btw, he was a young visiting hunky American, who was singing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I draw a monthly cartoon strip for an agricultural feed mag and have done for five years yet don't know a thing about agricultural feed. |
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"I draw a monthly cartoon strip for an agricultural feed mag and have done for five years yet don't know a thing about agricultural feed."
Do you know anything about stripping? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fact
I've filled my foreskin up with white chocolate buttons before now on a couple of occasions... they melt with the warmth of my cock and they reappear as if like white chocolate spunk! lol
Fantasy
Finding the woman that wants to play inserting said white chocolate buttons and then suckle all that lovely melted chocolate from my cock... ummm "
and the winner is........ |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I draw a monthly cartoon strip for an agricultural feed mag and have done for five years yet don't know a thing about agricultural feed."
You will now be getting chased by farmers... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I draw a monthly cartoon strip for an agricultural feed mag and have done for five years yet don't know a thing about agricultural feed.
Do you know anything about stripping?"
It pays well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can breathe through my ears, unless I've got my earplugs in
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have been to bed with a super star cant say who as it would hit the papers , lol |
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I once said “oh bondage up yours” in one burp. |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I have been to bed with a super star cant say who as it would hit the papers , lol "
Jo you are such a tease...lol...I am sure Diane Ross would not mine you saying her name out loud... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I draw a monthly cartoon strip for an agricultural feed mag and have done for five years yet don't know a thing about agricultural feed.
You will now be getting chased by farmers... "
Thats nothing new lol! Can we have your other pic please? I am not keen on this new one. Its confusing me as its not avatar friendly xxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can chew tinfoil.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can chew polystyrene WRAPPED in tin foil |
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"I have been to bed with a super star cant say who as it would hit the papers , lol "
By 'super star' do you mean 'very famous person' or 'guy who made me cum like a train'? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been to bed with a super star cant say who as it would hit the papers , lol
By 'super star' do you mean 'very famous person' or 'guy who made me cum like a train'?"
well yes and yes . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If its a claim to fame I used to hang with wink wink Mark Morrison (return of the mac) just before he got famous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I support two football teams Blackburn rovers and a paruvian football club for shear comical value deportivo wanka . Witch has lead to my nickname to mates as. d wanka , not that interesting but there you go |
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire |
Have met a few celebs, main ones were Paul and Linda McCartney,. even got their autographs
Devil |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"If its a claim to fame I used to hang with wink wink Mark Morrison (return of the mac) just before he got famous."
Who? |
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i once performed at wembly arena on live tv |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can chew polystyrene WRAPPED in tin foil "
why would you wish too? I am sure it cant be good for the tummy . xx |
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oh and i can chew chewing gum with the wrapper still on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can turn my tongue 360 degree, without taking it of my mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I make the best carrot cake ever!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can turn my tongue 360 degree, without taking it of my mouth "
I can do same with my teeth - but have to take them out of mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was part of the british olympics team in turin 2006
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By *exyasMan
over a year ago
glasgow |
hmmm i can lick my ear ........
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is one of the most interesting threads on the forums for ages. Well done OP xxxxx |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
I was a junior UK handwriting champion |
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"I was a junior UK handwriting champion "
And the wrist action still serves you well. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
"I was a junior UK handwriting champion
And the wrist action still serves you well."
indeed....... |
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In my school years I held a number of high jump records… a technique I still often use to get into bed. |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I was a junior UK handwriting champion
And the wrist action still serves you well.
indeed......."
so you are good at tiddelywinks as well?...well done you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like weekends |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"I was a junior UK handwriting champion
And the wrist action still serves you well.
indeed.......
so you are good at tiddelywinks as well?...well done you..."
I have tiddleywanked many.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once fell in love with an alien being, but our love fell victim to intergalatic racism (quote John Cooper Clarke) |
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Jools Holland was amongst the guests at my wedding reception...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jools Holland was amongst the guests at my wedding reception......"
now thats very cool, did he play the piano? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive played at Glastonbury - but i'll leave the definition of 'played' open to interpretation... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jools Holland was amongst the guests at my wedding reception......"
Tell me more tell me more... like does he have a car...
Seriously I think ones like Jane's should expand further with more of the juicy details... |
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"Jools Holland was amongst the guests at my wedding reception......
now thats very cool, did he play the piano?"
No unfortunately, but we did have a very nice Spanish guitarist who was brilliant....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I won the Weakest Link a few years ago! |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
I once walked throught the Queens Hall in leeds naked dragging a sleeping bag and all my clothes behind me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jools Holland was amongst the guests at my wedding reception......
now thats very cool, did he play the piano?
No unfortunately, but we did have a very nice Spanish guitarist who was brilliant....
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When did you meet Jools and how did you become friends |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I appeared on Crimewatch. (It's okay, nobody recognised me) |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
any excuse you just love running around nakkid...
I did have another, was at a posh do, with work folk...I was in the shower and a girl, I had spoke to on the phone had come to meet me socially..., knocked on the door...I jump out the shower and ran towards the door... the lock did not work...and it swung open when she knocked... so there I am naked in front of her when the big boss his brother and there wives went by...I pulled her in think that they would not see...how wrong was I... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to be in a dance troupe who performed regularly on Belgian, Dutch and German television. |
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"Jools Holland was amongst the guests at my wedding reception......
now thats very cool, did he play the piano?
No unfortunately, but we did have a very nice Spanish guitarist who was brilliant....
When did you meet Jools and how did you become friends "
My husband worked for a well known Music Publication back when we met, so our guest list was quite interesting.
He knew Jools from the South London scene of the time, Glenn Tilbrook and Chris Difford are also close friends of his.
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I once knocked someone spark out with a rollerskate.... and it was on my foot at the time. |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
shared a pint with Kirk Brandon...who I hear you ask... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated. |
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"I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated. "
I think you are exaggerating how much you assume. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated.
I think you are exaggerating how much you assume."
I base my facts on that nobody has a 2 foot willy as some claim |
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"I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated.
I think you are exaggerating how much you assume.
I base my facts on that nobody has a 2 foot willy as some claim "
My brother billy had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl nextdoor.
She hit it with a rake, coz she thought it was a snake and now it's only 4 foot 4. |
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"I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated.
I think you are exaggerating how much you assume.
I base my facts on that nobody has a 2 foot willy as some claim
My brother billy had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl nextdoor.
She hit it with a rake, coz she thought it was a snake and now it's only 4 foot 4."
God....that brought back childhood memories, we used to snigger at that little ditty.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated.
I think you are exaggerating how much you assume.
I base my facts on that nobody has a 2 foot willy as some claim
My brother billy had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl nextdoor.
She hit it with a rake, coz she thought it was a snake and now it's only 4 foot 4."
My neighbour used to be called Billy and his his chopped off the daft sod. He is now called Natalie. |
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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago
bellshill |
"Also allergic to courgettes and marrow "
You should know to put a condom on them first...tut...tut. |
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"I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated.
I think you are exaggerating how much you assume.
I base my facts on that nobody has a 2 foot willy as some claim
My brother billy had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl nextdoor.
She hit it with a rake, coz she thought it was a snake and now it's only 4 foot 4.
God....that brought back childhood memories, we used to snigger at that little ditty...."
Isn't it odd how at that age no one ever questioned if anyone could really have a 10 foot cock. |
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"I assume 99% of things the forums as being exaggerated.
I think you are exaggerating how much you assume.
I base my facts on that nobody has a 2 foot willy as some claim
My brother billy had a 10 foot willy and he showed it to the girl nextdoor.
She hit it with a rake, coz she thought it was a snake and now it's only 4 foot 4.
God....that brought back childhood memories, we used to snigger at that little ditty....
Isn't it odd how at that age no one ever questioned if anyone could really have a 10 foot cock."
We took it as gospel.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been to bed with a super star cant say who as it would hit the papers , lol "
Harry Hill? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The first back guy i saw (we lived in a little village and I didn't get out much)
Was Emile Ford the singer
My dad had put him up for the night when he was on tour and ge was sewing his trousers in our living room when I got up
I was about 8 years old and kid you not lol xx |
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I once set off Annie Lennox's intruder alarm |
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My job involves working closely with well known international sportstars.... As boring as any other job apart from trying to shag their wives! |
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"I can suck my own nipples "
Long, long, long nipples mayhaps, gal ? %* |
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"I can suck my own nipples "
I'd pay good money to see that!
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"I can suck my own nipples "
I can too xx |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I can suck my own nipples
Long, long, long nipples mayhaps, gal ? %* "
Errrrmmmm they stick out quite a bit |
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"I can suck my own nipples
Long, long, long nipples mayhaps, gal ? %* Errrrmmmm they stick out quite a bit "
Oooooh lala..
Erstwhile ponderings induces the nervous tic..
Don`t be shy.. |
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The sucking your nipples sound rather awesome and my thing is i can lick my elbow, dont know if thats anythin that exciting but owell lol |
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"I was dropped on my head as a child "
Explains a lot |
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"I can suck my own nipples
Long, long, long nipples mayhaps, gal ? %* Errrrmmmm they stick out quite a bit "
I've only got little nipples...but I've been able to suck them since I was 14 |
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"The sucking your nipples sound rather awesome and my thing is i can lick my elbow, dont know if thats anythin that exciting but owell lol "
just had a go its not easy , lol wow xx |
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im left handed, part irish and a redhead - anyone frightened? |
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"im left handed, part irish and a redhead - anyone frightened?"
Yer Hagars lovechild ? |
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Its not easy but it can be done check your mail |
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When I stand up I rarely turn to the left..
Now...your not going to beleive the next one, but as far as I know, its true..
I started the holding up of two fingers behind someones head 'thing' back in about 1973/4..if anyone can find photographic evidence of it being done previous to that I will lay the 'fact to rest' forever.
But I certainly never saw anyone else doing it..it was someone I did once to make someone look like they had horns.. |
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"im left handed, part irish and a redhead - anyone frightened?"
Only that you might be my twin that I don't know about |
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"I jammed on stage for an evening with Les Paul, when he was 90 years old, and he signed my shirt at the end with a wobbly version on the signature that is printed on the headstock of the famous gibson les paul guitar. Was a lovely guy.
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My Dad & I jammed on stage with his Son Russ, just two years ago in BB Kings in New York!!!
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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I can't eat fish |
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"When I stand up I rarely turn to the left..
Now...your not going to beleive the next one, but as far as I know, its true..
I started the holding up of two fingers behind someones head 'thing' back in about 1973/4..if anyone can find photographic evidence of it being done previous to that I will lay the 'fact to rest' forever.
But I certainly never saw anyone else doing it..it was someone I did once to make someone look like they had horns.."
Now that’s a tremendously interesting fact!!!!
I've got to say, reading that, has truly made my night,,,, in fact I'm going to be smiling about it all weekend,,,, and I for one, shall be so happy to regard you as the on true inventor of the behind the head funny bunny ears, finger gag……
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I once stripped on stage in a huge nightclub infront of thousands of people!!
Ah to be sweet 18 again!!
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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I have sung at La Scala Opera House, in Milan. |
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I should have been a twin, but it didn't work out that way..... she passed away at 3 months. |
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over a year ago
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I used to have a bright orange moped. |
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"I have OCD "
No- you have OSCD :o) |
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"I have OCD "
Orange Colored Dead fashionable flip flops xx |
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I never bought Jasper Carrots record "Funky Moped" even though the B side was a rude piss take of the kids tv show the Magic Roundabout……. Boinggggggg
and I have OCD too.... |
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"I can suck my own nipples "
Until i was 9 years old i could lick my own cock xx |
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Went to work once and ended up (24hrs later) in Arizona,, |
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"Went to work once and ended up (24hrs later) in Arizona,, "
Bloody buses xx |
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When my grandmother was angry to me, to say that I was weird she used to say "I was given birth from the ass hole".. do u think is there anything wrong? |
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if this is closed as to big I hope we get 2nd as been a good post. Loved reading this today . |
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"Went to work once and ended up (24hrs later) in Arizona,, "
Bloody Alien Abductors.... |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Went to work once and ended up (24hrs later) in Arizona,,
Bloody Alien Abductors...."
wonder if they probed him? |
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"Went to work once and ended up (24hrs later) in Arizona,,
Bloody Alien Abductors....wonder if they probed him? "
He wished..... |
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"Went to work once and ended up (24hrs later) in Arizona,,
Bloody Alien Abductors....wonder if they probed him? "
Et probe home xx |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Went to work once and ended up (24hrs later) in Arizona,,
Bloody Alien Abductors....wonder if they probed him?
Et probe home xx "
No he was better at fingering apparently |
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"im left handed, part irish and a redhead - anyone frightened?
Only that you might be my twin that I don't know about "
Might be your older sister.... Hmm wiz yer dad called Bill? |
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I used to be able to get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Just checked and i can still more or less do it |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I used to be able to get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Just checked and i can still more or less do it"
show off, if i try n do that i get a crick in my neck! |
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"I used to be able to get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Just checked and i can still more or less do itshow off, if i try n do that i get a crick in my neck! "
Aaaahhhh- THAT'S why my neck hurts! |
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"I used to be able to get both nipples in my mouth at the same time. Just checked and i can still more or less do itshow off, if i try n do that i get a crick in my neck! "
You have really got try hard. Push your tits up as far as you can then kind of squash them together and then tilt your nipples upwards |
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Flying back from hOliday with my kids thus year, Bruce Duckinson ( lead singer of Iron Maiden) was our pilot. As a big Nauden fan, I asked if Zi could go up, the answer was no, but.
When it landed I got to meet him. My son talked abit it in school next day, his mates were well sick, especially when he showed him the signed top etc. I was more if a kid then my own sonx |
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I got blind d*unk with Dennis Waterman in a hotel bar in Lyndhurst. Back in days of Minder. |
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I have met Edward Davenport (aka Fraud Lord lol) at a party at his posh gaff in Portland Place a few years ago.... It'll be a few years before he throws another ....7 years I believe |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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I want to be 174 |
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over a year ago
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I've been on stage with Linkin Park! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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I have sung on stage with Glen Tilbrook of Squeeze fame |
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"I want to be 174"
I'd love to be 175 |
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My mare barged my mum over while she was taking her to her field smack bang in front of Chris de burg.
All he said while picking her up off the road was" you should of had a ridding hat on while riding" What an earth?! She didnt have any tack on so how did he come to that?
Only MY mum could manag to do that |
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I donated one of my kidneys X |
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