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By (user no longer on site) OP
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The optimist says the glass is half full.
The pessimist says the glass is half empty.
The project manager says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
The realist says the glass contains half the required amount of liquid for it to overflow.
And the cynic... wonders who drank the other half.
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By (user no longer on site)
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The politician says the reason for the water shortage is single mothers who fiddle their benefits ans councils who give Muslim clerics free money. For this reason we need to privatise the air as well as the water supply. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The optimist says the glass is half full.
The pessimist says the glass is half empty.
The project manager says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
The realist says the glass contains half the required amount of liquid for it to overflow.
And the cynic... wonders who drank the other half.
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And the apathetic say 'what glass?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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However if you subscribe to the theory, your glass is half empty !!!……. and you were to remove half of the remaining contents from the glass,,,,, and then repeat this process over and over again….
You can never reach a situation where the glass would be empty, because no matter how may times you removed half of the half of the half etc, there would always be some still present…….
So that leaves us with a bit of a preponderance…….. don’t it !!!!
  
Yeah-yeah,,, I’m a douche -bag  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"However if you subscribe to the theory, your glass is half empty !!!……. and you were to remove half of the remaining contents from the glass,,,,, and then repeat this process over and over again….
You can never reach a situation where the glass would be empty, because no matter how may times you removed half of the half of the half etc, there would always be some still present…….
So that leaves us with a bit of a preponderance…….. don’t it !!!!
Yeah-yeah,,, I’m a douche -bag "
well bldy dry it up after you wash it then! tch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"However if you subscribe to the theory, your glass is half empty !!!……. and you were to remove half of the remaining contents from the glass,,,,, and then repeat this process over and over again….
You can never reach a situation where the glass would be empty, because no matter how may times you removed half of the half of the half etc, there would always be some still present…….
So that leaves us with a bit of a preponderance…….. don’t it !!!!
Yeah-yeah,,, I’m a douche -bag
well bldy dry it up after you wash it then! tch"
haha..... I would, if I could, but I can't.... Cuz I'm a drip-dry-sorta-guy.... arf-arf,,,,, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If my glass is half empty I know who drank it. I know where to go to fill it up again too. Sometimes I fill it to the brim sometimes I fill it half way. If Im taking paracetemol I just swish a little bit in the bottom of the glass. If I need paracetemol through the night I just drink straight from the tap.
Sometimes I have half a melon. |
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"the thief says,never seen no glass,honest guv. 
oh really, you're not pulling the wool over my eyes, again
the sheep says, baaaaa baaaa baaaaa,
(cause they cant really talk you know). "
i sussed that when it said "was that good for you too" in a twangy scottish accent |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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the magician says,here i have one half empty glass.i shall place this handkerchief over the glass,say the magic word ABACADABRA !!!!.drum roll.
remove the handkerchief,
and WALLA!!!the glass is now half full.
bows to the front,bows to the left,
bows to the right,
I THANK YOU!!i THANK YOU!!!I THANK YOU!!! |
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