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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What the feck am I suppose to do with a badgers nadger.....
I shouldn't drink...... I need my meds......I want a bunny George.....if paradise is half as nice as heaven that you take me too.....
Random thoughts... Stop.....granny tripped me up on the bus.....stop..... Must learn to stop..... Stop..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"oh dear oh dear oh dear  is now a good time to ask for a snog btw "
See now my thoughts are cascading like the green screen on the matrix.... Bugger, and a badgers nadger is no company, although it makes an interesting glove puppet.
...man arrested in Devon for obscene puppet show....stop....claims it was the man in the pubs fault.....stop.....recent increase in alcoholics anonymous in the south west.....stop |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"oh dear oh dear oh dear is now a good time to ask for a snog btw
See now my thoughts are cascading like the green screen on the matrix.... Bugger, and a badgers nadger is no company, although it makes an interesting glove puppet.
...man arrested in Devon for obscene puppet show....stop....claims it was the man in the pubs fault.....stop.....recent increase in alcoholics anonymous in the south west.....stop"
I dont think you should have had that last pint or 2 ,do you ? and try and get my new toy right please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think I might be going mad and you buggers are taking the piss.... I may have dropped of the cliff of sanity here.....
No one cares....
"I'm all alone......." |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I might be going mad and you buggers are taking the piss.... I may have dropped of the cliff of sanity here.....
No one cares....
"I'm all alone.......""
go see if there are any worms at the bottom of the garden |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think I might be going mad and you buggers are taking the piss.... I may have dropped of the cliff of sanity here.....
No one cares....
"I'm all alone......."
go see if there are any worms at the bottom of the garden "
Ate them all yesterday and my thumbs are well and truly twiddled
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think I might be going mad and you buggers are taking the piss.... I may have dropped of the cliff of sanity here.....
No one cares....
"I'm all alone......."
go see if there are any worms at the bottom of the garden
Ate them all yesterday and my thumbs are well and truly twiddled
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got something here you can twiddle with |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ate them all yesterday and my thumbs are well and truly twiddled
got something here you can twiddle with "
Teasing makes the heart black and twisted.... I should know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ate them all yesterday and my thumbs are well and truly twiddled
got something here you can twiddle with
Teasing makes the heart black and twisted.... I should know "
and there was me on about my rosary beads tut tut |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't buy something from a bloke in a pub..... unless he is the landlord "
You haven't met our landlord..... Beers so dead the pumps play th funeral march when it pours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your red scarft matches your eyes, you close your cover before lighting, your father had the shipbuilder blues, loving you has made me bananas ............ all join in now |
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