What am I? I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other. For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action. When in use, I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole. When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position. Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I? Why, I am your very own...Toothbrush! What were you thinking, you pervert?  |
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I wish we had been allowed guesses. I thought mop then, wallpaper paste brush. I feel very let down and would like a riddle without an answer next please.
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"I wish we had been allowed guesses. I thought mop then, wallpaper paste brush. I feel very let down and would like a riddle without an answer next please.
No, scratch that. I'm writing to my local MP."
Just for you lol
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky ? |
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"I wish we had been allowed guesses. I thought mop then, wallpaper paste brush. I feel very let down and would like a riddle without an answer next please.
No, scratch that. I'm writing to my local MP.
Just for you lol
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky ? "
Chewing gum.
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"I knew a girl who liked to put toothpaste on her Toy. Said it gave the most amazing tingle!!
and a minty fresh pussy"
 You should have seen her gargle ... |
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