FabSwingers.com
 

FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Top tip for today

Top tip for today

Jump to: Newest in thread

 

By *irtyduck OP   Man  over a year ago

peterborough

Never and I mean never cook a meal involving fresh chilies and later settle down to a good wank....................................

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my eyes are watering at the thought

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
Forum Mod

Im laughing

You should always wash your hands,especially where chillies are involved!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *irtyduck OP   Man  over a year ago

peterborough

i bloody well did........omg it hurts sob!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ozzy must have prepared the onions for your meal.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Never and I mean never cook a meal involving fresh chilies and later settle down to a good wank.................................... "

Did you not give your hands a good wash? I hope your meal didn't taste.........cheesy

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *irtyduck OP   Man  over a year ago

peterborough

Green Thai chicken curry with a tomato, coconut and cucumber salad and all home made from scratch. So good but forgot about the chilli!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

Merseyside

That means you cooked and never washed your hands during or after prep or before serving......

Yak....

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *irtyduck OP   Man  over a year ago

peterborough

so wrong. I take kitchen hygiene very seriously......its just that the chilli does linger despite scrubbing.

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

Merseyside

Dirty by name dirty by ........

Top tip for you dirty ....... wear those thin latex gloves when prepping onion or chilli ...

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

Merseyside

They are pretty good for a wank too

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

 

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

another top tip for you dirty......never play with ur girlfriend/wife straight after eating a kebab, especially one that has chilli sauce on it!!!

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

  

By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My ex wife used deep heat once then had an itch in her lady's area. Oops let's say she got warm for all the wrong reasons.

Lesson learnt deep heat stays on your fingers even after washing you hands

Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote or View forums list

» Add a new message to this topic

0.0155

0