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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have often thought about other people “good god how gullible are you” and with the amount of threads about timewasters the last thing I thought I’d be doing today is writing this thread. I guess what makes it worse is knowing just how long I have been around the scene…. I really should have known better and never imagined I'd get caught out like this.

After rigorous conversation over the weekend, I agreed to meet a guy Tuesday night… my house at 7.00pm. All day Tuesday I was rushing to get my work done, managing to fit in a bit of shopping for new undies at lunchtime….and finally getting in a bit of relaxing ‘me time’ post work.

The clock hands moved to 7 o’clock and guess what happened? Yeah, the fucking inconsiderate bastard had the down right despicable front to show up! Right in the middle of my relaxing slob-out in my PJ’s me time! Fucking timewasters……. never one around when you need one!

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By *ondafirestormMan  over a year ago

heckington

Well i can safely say im not one of them,hence my verifications lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope you shot him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We had a nice guy turn up to meet us last night... the inconsiderate swine has done us out of starting a "timewaster" thread today

Should we report him for ruining our chances of having a good ole whinge in the forums?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

This sort of thing is ruining the site.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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I really don't know how many times we have to say this.......

Block

Report

good god you people its simple!

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

If people start turning up to meets and not cancelling at the last minute the forums will die.

Having said that, at a guess, the guy who did turn up was probably bicurious, they tend to MUCH more reliable than 'so called' straight men.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I really don't know how many times we have to say this.......

Block

Report

good god you people its simple! "

I tried to report him but there wasn't an option for 'showing up'

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"If people start turning up to meets and not cancelling at the last minute the forums will die.

Having said that, at a guess, the guy who did turn up was probably bicurious, they tend to MUCH more reliable than 'so called' straight men."

To be fair he did seem a little disappointed that I didn't have a cock and my real name wasn't Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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"I really don't know how many times we have to say this.......

Block

Report

good god you people its simple!

I tried to report him but there wasn't an option for 'showing up' "

Note to admin....report function for people turning up as its ruining everyones whinge fests and turning the site into a fuck fest!

However will we cope if it carries on

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If people start turning up to meets and not cancelling at the last minute the forums will die.

Having said that, at a guess, the guy who did turn up was probably bicurious, they tend to MUCH more reliable than 'so called' straight men.

To be fair he did seem a little disappointed that I didn't have a cock and my real name wasn't Dave."

But his mood brightened considerably when he found your clit had it's own foreskin.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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But his mood brightened considerably when he found your clit had it's own foreskin."

I am laughing too much to think of a witty reply.

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


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But his mood brightened considerably when he found your clit had it's own foreskin.

I am laughing too much to think of a witty reply."

As discussed in the Kevin Smith movie Clerks II, it's only a small step step from sucking on a large clit to sucking on a small dick.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple  over a year ago

hexham


"If people start turning up to meets and not cancelling at the last minute the forums will die.

Having said that, at a guess, the guy who did turn up was probably bicurious, they tend to MUCH more reliable than 'so called' straight men."

Oh so true

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

But his mood brightened considerably when he found your clit had it's own foreskin.

I am laughing too much to think of a witty reply.

As discussed in the Kevin Smith movie Clerks II, it's only a small step step from sucking on a large clit to sucking on a small dick."

It may be a bigger step if there are more curtains than the London Palladium.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

..it's left me curious as to whether the poor sap actually phoned when he was five mins away to let you know he'd be there soon. From your post Polo I'd say he didn't and that's just plain fucking acceptable, wanker.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Apparently he sent a text, but I'd turned my phone off in anticipation of enjoying a nice relaxing no-show.

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Apparently he sent a text, but I'd turned my phone off in anticipation of enjoying a nice relaxing no-show.

"

Next you'll be telling us he looked like his pics.

Beginning to think you're a shameless fantasist.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

..and he didn't bring a mate on the off chance either. Sounds well dodgy to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lmao at this thread!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"..it's left me curious as to whether the poor sap actually phoned when he was five mins away to let you know he'd be there soon. From your post Polo I'd say he didn't and that's just plain fucking acceptable, wanker."
And i bet it turned out to be really lovely ...

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I tried to catch him out and got my tape measure... he was even the height he said he was on his profile... fucker!

I couldn't have been more mortified if he'd wiped dog bob off his shoes on my carpet.

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I tried to catch him out and got my tape measure... he was even the height he said he was on his profile... fucker!

I couldn't have been more mortified if he'd wiped dog bob off his shoes on my carpet."

Oh you poor, poor girl.

Please god tell us he didn't make you cum.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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Please god tell us he didn't make you cum."

Do you really think a selfish scumbag like that would have the decency to do the right thing and just knock one out and leave?

I doubt I would be so bloody angry right now if he’d bothered to leave his shoes and socks on and just dropped his trousers for a quick bj before making some excuse about getting back to work.

But oh no he couldn’t even manage a shoot and scoot. Four whole sodding hours of sensual teasing and orgasmic pleasure I had to endure… FOUR HOURS! He never bloody mentioned he was a repeater with good recovery time when we spoke online.

He even wanted to……………spoon and chat

I’m so frickin livid anyone could be such a selfish git!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Please god tell us he didn't make you cum.

Do you really think a selfish scumbag like that would have the decency to do the right thing and just knock one out and leave?

I doubt I would be so bloody angry right now if he’d bothered to leave his shoes and socks on and just dropped his trousers for a quick bj before making some excuse about getting back to work.

But oh no he couldn’t even manage a shoot and scoot. Four whole sodding hours of sensual teasing and orgasmic pleasure I had to endure… FOUR HOURS! He never bloody mentioned he was a repeater with good recovery time when we spoke online.

He even wanted to……………spoon and chat

I’m so frickin livid anyone could be such a selfish git!

"

I bet the feckin asshole even bothered to text you later to say what a great time he'd had.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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I bet the feckin asshole even bothered to text you later to say what a great time he'd had."

Twice!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Please god tell us he didn't make you cum.

Do you really think a selfish scumbag like that would have the decency to do the right thing and just knock one out and leave?

I doubt I would be so bloody angry right now if he’d bothered to leave his shoes and socks on and just dropped his trousers for a quick bj before making some excuse about getting back to work.

But oh no he couldn’t even manage a shoot and scoot. Four whole sodding hours of sensual teasing and orgasmic pleasure I had to endure… FOUR HOURS! He never bloody mentioned he was a repeater with good recovery time when we spoke online.

He even wanted to……………spoon and chat

I’m so frickin livid anyone could be such a selfish git!

"

Has to be best post i have seen for weeks in forum , lol and i bet the selfish git made you sore .. and have a smile on your face for days after ,, how could he.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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I bet the feckin asshole even bothered to text you later to say what a great time he'd had.

Twice! "

Stalker-in-reverse. you wait and see he won't follow you home now.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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I bet the feckin asshole even bothered to text you later to say what a great time he'd had.

Twice!

Stalker-in-reverse. you wait and see he won't follow you home now."

I'm actually starting to get a bit worried now. He's not bother to block me and I haven't had a pm calling me a fat ugly bitch.

Fucking weirdo.

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

The bastard probably isn't even married.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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I bet the feckin asshole even bothered to text you later to say what a great time he'd had.

Twice!

Stalker-in-reverse. you wait and see he won't follow you home now.

I'm actually starting to get a bit worried now. He's not bother to block me and I haven't had a pm calling me a fat ugly bitch.

Fucking weirdo."

It's your own godamm fault for not making it clear to him that you fully expect to be abused afterwards and that if you're not the talk of the pub you'll be round to hack his bollocks off with a rusty pair of secateurs.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"The bastard probably isn't even married."

OMG... ... I hadn't even thought of that.

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Please tell us he stuck at LEAST a finger in your ass without asking.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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It's your own godamm fault ...."

May be in your eyes but I did nothing wrong and no different to what loads of other people do and they didn't get fucked around... they got their timewaster.

You probably think I'm overreacting too but I have a good mind to verify him and make sure others are warned about him!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Please tell us he stuck at LEAST a finger in your ass without asking."

you just want all the details you pervy freak!

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Please tell us he stuck at LEAST a finger in your ass without asking.

you just want all the details you pervy freak!"

And your problem with that is...?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please tell us he stuck at LEAST a finger in your ass without asking.

you just want all the details you pervy freak!"

yes some like the in s and outs here ,

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Please tell us he stuck at LEAST a finger in your ass without asking.

you just want all the details you pervy freak!yes some like the in s and outs here , "

You invite me in, I'll pull it out.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Please tell us he stuck at LEAST a finger in your ass without asking.

you just want all the details you pervy freak!

And your problem with that is...?

"

OK, I'll tell you, but I have to be sat on your face so you can lip read.

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

You did check that the condom he was wearing wasn't a tattoo?

(I've seen many a girl fooled by that one...)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please tell us he stuck at LEAST a finger in your ass without asking.

you just want all the details you pervy freak!yes some like the in s and outs here ,

You invite me in, I'll pull it out."

I would have ... invited you in but your 100s of miles away , lol

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The cheeky bastard has only gone and asked if we can meet again! FFS!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

Merseyside


"The cheeky bastard has only gone and asked if we can meet again! FFS!"

I really feel sorry for you. I didn't think you were the type to go through with this kind of thing... Rumour is he was scrubbed up and smelling sweet. Bleurgh ..... squeaky clean crunt!

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"The cheeky bastard has only gone and asked if we can meet again! FFS!"

Do it, he showed me the pics you both took... You sure had a good time

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"The cheeky bastard has only gone and asked if we can meet again! FFS!

Do it, he showed me the pics you both took... You sure had a good time"

You're just saying that to make me feel better.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"The cheeky bastard has only gone and asked if we can meet again! FFS!

Do it, he showed me the pics you both took... You sure had a good time

You're just saying that to make me feel better."

Honest... Will text ya. He gave me your number and recommended the oral for starters.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"The cheeky bastard has only gone and asked if we can meet again! FFS!

Do it, he showed me the pics you both took... You sure had a good time

You're just saying that to make me feel better.

Honest... Will text ya. He gave me your number and recommended the oral for starters. "

Really?

May be I have misjudged him and he's not all bad after all.

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Yup... Sometimes you gals are just plain old needy... We give ya a length, don't ask for the bus fare... And what do we get...

Grief.....

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Thanks View... I think I'm gonna give him another chance.

But he better not turn up this time and he's got to start using text speak!

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

Anytime....

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Appalling people like that give single males a bad name xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

polo u poor poor thing, the meet sounded like a nightmare!!

please say he had at least one redeeming feature???

Pubes so thick you could make a couple of doormats out of perhaps???

If you tell me he was clean shaven or trimmed im going to puke in disgust!!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Trimmed *sobs*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trimmed *sobs* "

*makes urging noises*

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"Trimmed *sobs* "

Less crabs... Again he shows he cares.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

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clean underwear ......... omg the shame

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By *ensualfire88Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Trimmed *sobs*

Less crabs... Again he shows he cares."

*ahem*

'fewer' crabs, not less.

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

now i know ur making this all up,

cos that NEVER happens!!!! lol

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By *iewMan  over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn


"Trimmed *sobs*

Less crabs... Again he shows he cares.

*ahem*

'fewer' crabs, not less.

Thank you."

You are indeed correct.. I have only read about them..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trimmed *sobs*

Less crabs... Again he shows he cares.

*ahem*

'fewer' crabs, not less.

Thank you."

picky, picky, picky!!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman  over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Trimmed *sobs*

Less crabs... Again he shows he cares.

*ahem*

'fewer' crabs, not less.

Thank you.

picky, picky, picky!!

"

Not that takes too long, the shampoo is much quicker.

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By *isub69Man  over a year ago

Epsom

Thank you one and all for an amusing thread.

Helps restore my faith in the site

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