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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *limarkCouple over a year ago

Next door to Brenda & Clive

Pluck their eyebrows, they come back with Avengence

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stand up too fast...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stand up too fast... "

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Say "When I was a lad, this was all fields ya know"

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

Trust a fart

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By *illnatMan over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Strain a fart......

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Fail to do right by a good woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fail to do right by a good woman"

That's asking a bit much..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give two squirts of piss what anyone else thinks

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Post a dick pic

Oh no, sorry that’s any age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give two squirts of piss what anyone else thinks "

But one squirt. ..then worry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Write themselves off

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Send photos of their hairy saggy ballsacks

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple over a year ago

Leeds

Start saying "over yonder".

You can never find a bus that goes there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear skinny jeans

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"Wear skinny jeans

No that’s any age again and especially with loafers and no socks.

WTF

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get the band back together.

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

wear a baseball cap..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get the band back together."

Nope, you are wrong, we could still make it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send photos of their hairy saggy ballsacks "

You dont like those pics?

Sooo up yourself

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Send photos of their hairy saggy ballsacks

You dont like those pics?

Sooo up yourself

I am. Must be my age

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Message me

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By *londieddWoman over a year ago

fife

"wear a baseball cap.. "

even worse back to front!

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Fail to do right by a good woman

That's asking a bit much..

I'm worth it!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Start saying "over yonder".

You can never find a bus that goes there."

Lickety will be waiting a long time then

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Give up chasing younger women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear skinny jeans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I quote Jack Nicholson in The Bucket List:

1. Pass a toilet

2. Trust a Fart

3. Waste a Hard On

Other than that.. never fail to keep those eyebrows ears and nose hairs trimmed lol

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Wear a tracksuit or shop for cloths at sports direct

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dye their hair

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Never stop looking regularly at eyebrows and nasal hair, as they are always growing

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Cough and poo at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use Just for Men, go grey gracefully.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dance. I make Ian Curtis look like Rudolf Nureyev.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send photos of their hairy saggy ballsacks "

If a man over a certain age has multiple ballsacks, he's a murderer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wear a tracksuit or shop for cloths at sports direct"

Men, buy your cloths from Wilko.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wear white sneakers other than for sport (Ram dressed as Lamb)

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By *ueen of sleezeWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Send photos of their hairy saggy ballsacks "

Ha ha ha that really made me chuckle xxx

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By *uckslut and MCouple over a year ago

Poole

Wear socks while fucking. Nope wait, that applies to any age.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

...date an 18 year old.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...date an 18 year old."

Not just date.. but at my age is okay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Admire clothing range in Greenwoods

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Gentlemen of a certain age should never...

Say no to a Lady

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Start saying "over yonder".

You can never find a bus that goes there.

Lickety will be waiting a long time then

But, that's where I'm bound.

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