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over a year ago
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"Don't forget to leave something sweet for the beardy guy to nibble. A small brandy after his exertions usually goes down well too,apparently.
Apparently??? So you don't know for sure... ?"
The last beardy guy who came in my bedroom late at night left on his hands and knees,crying for mercy and in no fit state to drink brandy.
I realise that could be seen as me saying I beat him up but there was no violence.  |
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"Don't forget to leave something sweet for the beardy guy to nibble. A small brandy after his exertions usually goes down well too,apparently.
Apparently??? So you don't know for sure... ?
The last beardy guy who came in my bedroom late at night left on his hands and knees,crying for mercy and in no fit state to drink brandy.
I realise that could be seen as me saying I beat him up but there was no violence. "
An ha!!!! So the brandy drinking is a fallacy!!!!
Last time I spent time with a bearded man, it was me on my hands and knees crying... I was poorly  |
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Fuck Santa and his sack, I want one of his Elves, they are slimmer, more useful, fitter and better looking than the fat bearded guy. Santa can poke one of them down my chimney and bugger off with his load. XXX |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
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"Fuck Santa and his sack, I want one of his Elves, they are slimmer, more useful, fitter and better looking than the fat bearded guy. Santa can poke one of them down my chimney and bugger off with his load. XXX"
I was hoping an elf would clean up his mess |
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