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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Where I'm going wrong.
I'm clearly efficient by the way I cut and paste my messages to save time.
The way I don't even bother to read profiles shows I was so attracted by their photos.
I only send pictures of my penis as its well known that's what the ladies want.
I ALWAYS message those requesting BBC as I too am a fan of EastEnders.
If I see a lady online I make sure to bombard her with messages so she knows I am interested.
Any tips please? |
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"Where I'm going wrong.
I'm clearly efficient by the way I cut and paste my messages to save time.
The way I don't even bother to read profiles shows I was so attracted by their photos.
I only send pictures of my penis as its well known that's what the ladies want.
I ALWAYS message those requesting BBC as I too am a fan of EastEnders.
If I see a lady online I make sure to bombard her with messages so she knows I am interested.
Any tips please?"
It seems you're doing everything right,the women are just fickle bugger's on here. Have you tried men? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t forget to include a picture of you having sex, where you’ve left your socks on....
And one of your cock with either the toilet or a pile of filthy clothes in the background!
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or with a sky remote |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t forget to include a picture of you having sex, where you’ve left your socks on....
And one of your cock with either the toilet or a pile of filthy clothes in the background!
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Or buried in some random woman's arse, without a condom. |
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Show extra keenness by acquiring as much information about the needy woman as you can, potentially waiting with flowers outside her workplace, wearing the sent photo pinned to your hat.
If blocked, get mutual friends to arrange a blind date. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don’t forget to include a picture of you having sex, where you’ve left your socks on....
And one of your cock with either the toilet or a pile of filthy clothes in the background!
Or buried in some random woman's arse, without a condom."
Goes without saying, due to a nasty latex allergy I only go bareback, but don't worry I always get tested, after 7 or 8 encounters. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where I'm going wrong.
I'm clearly efficient by the way I cut and paste my messages to save time.
The way I don't even bother to read profiles shows I was so attracted by their photos.
I only send pictures of my penis as its well known that's what the ladies want.
I ALWAYS message those requesting BBC as I too am a fan of EastEnders.
If I see a lady online I make sure to bombard her with messages so she knows I am interested.
Any tips please?
It seems you're doing everything right,the women are just fickle bugger's on here. Have you tried men?"
I know right, some of these bitches need to get laid. |
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"Don’t forget to include a picture of you having sex, where you’ve left your socks on....
And one of your cock with either the toilet or a pile of filthy clothes in the background!
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Toilet must be unflushed. Arrange your wife's toiletries in the background, so she'll be confident you are a keeper |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don’t forget to include a picture of you having sex, where you’ve left your socks on....
And one of your cock with either the toilet or a pile of filthy clothes in the background!
Toilet must be unflushed. Arrange your wife's toiletries in the background, so she'll be confident you are a keeper "
Wife? I'm obviously single... I just can't accomadate due to flatmates, and can only meet between the hours of midnight and 4am, and you can't wear perfume because of my allergies. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You need to be sending a friend request BEFORE messaging, so you can check they are worth it, before wasting time with a c+p message. Schoolboy error.  "
And a wink or just straight friend request? |
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"Where I'm going wrong.
I'm clearly efficient by the way I cut and paste my messages to save time.
The way I don't even bother to read profiles shows I was so attracted by their photos.
I only send pictures of my penis as its well known that's what the ladies want.
I ALWAYS message those requesting BBC as I too am a fan of EastEnders.
If I see a lady online I make sure to bombard her with messages so she knows I am interested.
Any tips please?
It seems you're doing everything right,the women are just fickle bugger's on here. Have you tried men?
I know right, some of these bitches need to get laid."
I know and you're the man to do it  |
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"You need to be sending a friend request BEFORE messaging, so you can check they are worth it, before wasting time with a c+p message. Schoolboy error.
And a wink or just straight friend request?"
Both |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where I'm going wrong.
I'm clearly efficient by the way I cut and paste my messages to save time.
The way I don't even bother to read profiles shows I was so attracted by their photos.
I only send pictures of my penis as its well known that's what the ladies want.
I ALWAYS message those requesting BBC as I too am a fan of EastEnders.
If I see a lady online I make sure to bombard her with messages so she knows I am interested.
Any tips please?"
This should be put in the fab rules of how a single man should behave on here if they want to meet women.  |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
hiding from cock pics. |
You need to put stuff in about how your wife is lovely but doesn't know you are on here, don't forget to mention how honest you are.
Oh and that you only do bareback.
And that you are fab straight.
Thank me later... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, if you message a couple, make sure you only address the woman. She just needs to know how hard you can make her cum, the male half doesn't need to be involved in that chit-chat "
He needs to message the male half to tell him he’ll show him how to really satisfy his wife  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t forget to include a picture of you having sex, where you’ve left your socks on....
And one of your cock with either the toilet or a pile of filthy clothes in the background!
Or buried in some random woman's arse, without a condom.
Goes without saying, due to a nasty latex allergy I only go bareback, but don't worry I always get tested, after 7 or 8 encounters."
And scrub with Dettol obviously. |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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"Oh, if you message a couple, make sure you only address the woman. She just needs to know how hard you can make her cum, the male half doesn't need to be involved in that chit-chat
He needs to message the male half to tell him he’ll show him how to really satisfy his wife "
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"Oh, if you message a couple, make sure you only address the woman. She just needs to know how hard you can make her cum, the male half doesn't need to be involved in that chit-chat
He needs to message the male half to tell him he’ll show him how to really satisfy his wife "
Good idea. We sometimes get a message like 'your gorgeous, I'd love to make you come'.
I (mr) will reply 'cheers mate, I'm straight though'.
So, explaining to the male half the lesson in fucking he's going to witness might be a good tactic.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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put your kik username in your opening message, then bombard the ladies with messages as soon as they add you.
That way they know you are keen and that they are truly special  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another hot tip is to get a photo when you're balls deep (uncovered, naturally) in some bloke, holding a note with her username stating that it should be her you're impregnating. "
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You’ve not given the dimensions of your dick, used the word ‘girthy’ or said if you’re a heavy cummer
Also, your status doesn’t say something enticing like ‘need 2 blw me load in a birds mouth 2nite, ne t8krs?’
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"It seems you're doing everything right,the women are just fickle bugger's on here. Have you tried men?"
Don't worry, you can have as much sex with other men as you like and still be straight. Just don't tell anyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t forget to include a picture of you having sex, where you’ve left your socks on....
And one of your cock with either the toilet or a pile of filthy clothes in the background!
Toilet must be unflushed. Arrange your wife's toiletries in the background, so she'll be confident you are a keeper
Wife? I'm obviously single... I just can't accomadate due to flatmates, and can only meet between the hours of midnight and 4am, and you can't wear perfume because of my allergies."
Knee deep in clunge |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don’t forget to include a picture of you having sex, where you’ve left your socks on....
And one of your cock with either the toilet or a pile of filthy clothes in the background!
Toilet must be unflushed. Arrange your wife's toiletries in the background, so she'll be confident you are a keeper
Wife? I'm obviously single... I just can't accomadate due to flatmates, and can only meet between the hours of midnight and 4am, and you can't wear perfume because of my allergies.
Knee deep in clunge"
I was just aiming for balls deep, knee deep is pretty kinky, even for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where I'm going wrong.
I'm clearly efficient by the way I cut and paste my messages to save time.
The way I don't even bother to read profiles shows I was so attracted by their photos.
I only send pictures of my penis as its well known that's what the ladies want.
I ALWAYS message those requesting BBC as I too am a fan of EastEnders.
If I see a lady online I make sure to bombard her with messages so she knows I am interested.
Any tips please?"
I think its the face pic do away with that they don't wanna see what you look like  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Top much written on your profile, who can be bothered to read all that? "
Shall change it to, "Has Penis, check deodorant can comparison photo for proof of girth, who wants to drain my balls" |
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Have you put in your profile how you cum bucket loads and sent in messages that her cunt is so pretty you would eat your own spunk from her?
Ladies love those kind of descriptive and complimentary messages like that
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you put in your profile how you cum bucket loads and sent in messages that her cunt is so pretty you would eat your own spunk from her?
Ladies love those kind of descriptive and complimentary messages like that
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Hi, I noticed you're a couple, as you're on a swingers site I'm assuming the husband isn't fulfilling your needs, if you like I would happily come round and show him how to degrade and abuse his spouse, after she's got me a beer. It does say straight on my profile but if he wants to guide my penis inside of you, I guess I'm okay with that. |
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Hi, I noticed you're a couple, as you're on a swingers site I'm assuming the husband isn't fulfilling your needs, if you like I would happily come round and show him how to degrade and abuse his spouse, after she's got me a beer. It does say straight on my profile but if he wants to guide my penis inside of you, I guess I'm okay with that."
How did you know that is the exact reason why we are here? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi, I noticed you're a couple, as you're on a swingers site I'm assuming the husband isn't fulfilling your needs, if you like I would happily come round and show him how to degrade and abuse his spouse, after she's got me a beer. It does say straight on my profile but if he wants to guide my penis inside of you, I guess I'm okay with that.
How did you know that is the exact reason why we are here? "
Skills. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know what's missing
A veri from a man saying you give amazing head. But make it clear on your profile you are straight. Admit your married but the wife is off sex/had surgery so can't have sex anymore but knows your on here. Then demand discretion |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh loved this thread,
Now if you'd include a pic of those thighs in stockings, you'd have totaly won me over "
Bring a pair of yours round and let's make it happen.
As for wife, its fine, she knows I'm here and is totally happy with it, although its not okay for her to do same. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't forget to bombard women with messages saying that you are horny NOW, and can they come to you immediately for sex.
Preferably while parked up in your lorry, at the truck stop "
Maybe they need a little encouragement, I'll have to start offering money and drugs to have sex with me. Chicks dig being made to feel like objects. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh loved this thread,
Now if you'd include a pic of those thighs in stockings, you'd have totaly won me over
Bring a pair of yours round and let's make it happen.
As for wife, its fine, she knows I'm here and is totally happy with it, although its not okay for her to do same."
ah double standards eh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" do we have a scale for genuinely genuine?
Obviously you must be 110% genuine."
ah right I get that but on a scale of say 1 - 7 seven being low how genuine can you be |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It is genuinely important to be genuine and only looking for genuinely genuine women. "
It's generally genuinely important to be a generally genuine gentleman whilst looking for generally genuine women. Say that three times fast! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It is genuinely important to be genuine and only looking for genuinely genuine women.
It's generally genuinely important to be a generally genuine gentleman whilst looking for generally genuine women. Say that three times fast! "
That three times fast! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't forget to update your status reguarly with rants about women been rude or stuck up too that helps
Miss"
I know right! Stuck up bitches not replying to my hundreds of messages, how dare they! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I shall start messaging those ignorant ladies back telling them how in fact I wasn't even attracted to them in the first place and the sight of them makes me want to vomit in my own mouth. |
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"I shall start messaging those ignorant ladies back telling them how in fact I wasn't even attracted to them in the first place and the sight of them makes me want to vomit in my own mouth."
You've got it sussed |
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"I know what's missing
A veri from a man saying you give amazing head. But make it clear on your profile you are straight. Admit your married but the wife is off sex/had surgery so can't have sex anymore but knows your on here. Then demand discretion"
To be totally straight he needs a pic of a BBC rammed deep into his arse while the guys clackers are smacking his arse cheeks with immense velocity. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"O.P..... You never mentioned once that you go to the G.U.M clinic every decade whether you've barebacked strangers or not!"
Its fine, I always pull out so totally no risk. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG, soo funny!!
Just to add, when a lady bothers to reply to say she’s not interested just keep bombarding her with messages anyway..... she’s bound to give in and suddenly fall for your charm and persistence anyway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OMG, soo funny!!
Just to add, when a lady bothers to reply to say she’s not interested just keep bombarding her with messages anyway..... she’s bound to give in and suddenly fall for your charm and persistence anyway "
You so want me to message you. I'll get around to it later, just wait your turn Missy. |
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