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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.
Anyone?
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I did hear that the new cabbage patch dolls were a bit rough this year  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.
Anyone?
I did hear that the new cabbage patch dolls were a bit rough this year "
Oh no, I’m sorry you were disappointed with your doll.  |
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.
Anyone?
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Eee by gum lass.... That kind of accent??? I'm sure I could perfect one.... As for the rest...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.
Anyone?
Eee by gum lass.... That kind of accent??? I'm sure I could perfect one.... As for the rest... "
Phwoaaaar. You’re on the list for round two. Yeah!
Let’s see who might be going up against you, as it were..?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.
Anyone?
I think you’ve just described Wallace and Grommit  "
Both of them? That *is* twisted |
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.
Anyone?
Eee by gum lass.... That kind of accent??? I'm sure I could perfect one.... As for the rest...
Phwoaaaar. You’re on the list for round two. Yeah!
Let’s see who might be going up against you, as it were..?! "
Champion lass!! When you're ready I'll be supping on't cheese, naked, oiled and dangling my handcuffs on board my 20' Shetland.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.
Anyone?
Eee by gum lass.... That kind of accent??? I'm sure I could perfect one.... As for the rest...
Phwoaaaar. You’re on the list for round two. Yeah!
Let’s see who might be going up against you, as it were..?!
Champion lass!! When you're ready I'll be supping on't cheese, naked, oiled and dangling my handcuffs on board my 20' Shetland.... "
Oh yes!! That’s working |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.
Anyone?
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You had me at northern monkey |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.
Anyone?
You had me at northern monkey "
Okay, you’re on the list. Yes. Definitely. |
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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.
Anyone?
I did hear that the new cabbage patch dolls were a bit rough this year
Oh no, I’m sorry you were disappointed with your doll. "
Aye just lay there like kipper smoking away asking for cheesey wotsits and brown ale while she watched corrie with fingers in her minge , although it has a Donald trump tan now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.
Anyone?
I did hear that the new cabbage patch dolls were a bit rough this year
Oh no, I’m sorry you were disappointed with your doll.
Aye just lay there like kipper smoking away asking for cheesey wotsits and brown ale while she watched corrie with fingers in her minge , although it has a Donald trump tan now "
Tangenital, and confusing but good imagery if a terrifying scene! |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.
Anyone?
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Ay up duck, wanna go for a skinny dip then warm up at ours |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.
Anyone?
Ay up duck, wanna go for a skinny dip then warm up at ours "
You’re in |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.
Anyone?
Ay up duck, wanna go for a skinny dip then warm up at ours
You’re in "
Yeah get yourself here now.
I've a cheese board grapes and crackers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...someone who does a great northern monkey accent, likes cheese, can handle the open water, and is twistedly imaginatively filthy.
Anyone?
Ay up duck, wanna go for a skinny dip then warm up at ours
You’re in
Yeah get yourself here now.
I've a cheese board grapes and crackers "
Ooooft! |
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"I’m good on all counts apart from the accent.
Does a North Bucks Gibraltarian twang count?
I’m originally from Bucks! Whereabouts?
Olney.
I’m more Chilterns area  "
But of course you are darling. Stable the horses and have a roll in't hay wi' northern stable hand. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like
Eh?
He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy"
Danny, thank you!
BK, thank YOU!"
I'll be on hand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Eeee danny243!
Ye look a bit of alreet like! Xxx
Awwww you two 
That's just Jawdeespeak pet
My mum’s a Geordie!
Does she know Sarah Millican? "
My mum is a little older than Sarah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like
Eh?
He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy"
Danny, thank you!
BK, thank YOU!
I'll be on hand "
Now I just want you to finger me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like
I *do* like to eat
A kebab like
I am bisexual, yes . Mmm double finger dipping licking fun
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Is that KFC’s slogan? |
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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago
bromsgrove |
"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like
I *do* like to eat
A kebab like
I am bisexual, yes . Mmm double finger dipping licking fun
Is that KFC’s slogan?"
Only up north |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like
I *do* like to eat
A kebab like
I am bisexual, yes . Mmm double finger dipping licking fun
Is that KFC’s slogan?
Only up north "
Literal translation of the KFC slogan in Chinese is “bite your finger off” |
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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago
bromsgrove |
"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like
I *do* like to eat
A kebab like
I am bisexual, yes . Mmm double finger dipping licking fun
Is that KFC’s slogan?
Only up north
Literal translation of the KFC slogan in Chinese is “bite your finger off” "
Ouch. 3 lady's and pie pet all in fun bring toys |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like
I *do* like to eat
A kebab like
I am bisexual, yes . Mmm double finger dipping licking fun
Is that KFC’s slogan?
Only up north
Literal translation of the KFC slogan in Chinese is “bite your finger off”
Ouch. 3 lady's and pie pet all in fun bring toys "
Yes |
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By *ack2071Man
over a year ago
bromsgrove |
"Aye pet what would lass like u do with my bottle rocket or you fancy slap up meal like
I *do* like to eat
A kebab like
I am bisexual, yes . Mmm double finger dipping licking fun
Is that KFC’s slogan?
Only up north
Literal translation of the KFC slogan in Chinese is “bite your finger off”
Ouch. 3 lady's and pie pet all in fun bring toys
Yes"
definatley a finger blasting on cards for you lass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like
Eh?
He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy"
Danny, thank you!
BK, thank YOU!
I'll be on hand
Now I just want you to finger me "
Is that all? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like
Eh?
He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy"
Danny, thank you!
BK, thank YOU!
I'll be on hand
Now I just want you to finger me
Is that all? "
For starters.
Just don’t blast.
But then I want to do all the things to you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf.
I know Cookham
Tis a lovely place on the River.
Rowing is all the rage "
Have you ever been to Henley?
I’ll be there tomorrow. I’m posh   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf.
I know Cookham
Tis a lovely place on the River.
Rowing is all the rage
Have you ever been to Henley?
I’ll be there tomorrow. I’m posh "
Many times, especially for the regatta!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like
Eh?
He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy"
Danny, thank you!
BK, thank YOU!
I'll be on hand
Now I just want you to finger me
Is that all?
For starters.
Just don’t blast.
But then I want to do all the things to you. "
Oh sweetheart I certainly don't blast |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ho y dee in am.Danny ya very sexy like
Eh?
He's saying "how are you doing? I'm Danny, you're very sexy"
Danny, thank you!
BK, thank YOU!
I'll be on hand
Now I just want you to finger me
Is that all?
For starters.
Just don’t blast.
But then I want to do all the things to you.
Oh sweetheart I certainly don't blast "
I was saying that more so you knew my comment before this was not to you!!
But hurrah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never been good at impressions. Apart from that one small problem, tick. tick. tick. tick
BOOM!!"
Now I have that bit stuck in my head but can’t remember the rest of the song  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf.
I know Cookham
Tis a lovely place on the River.
Rowing is all the rage
Have you ever been to Henley?
I’ll be there tomorrow. I’m posh
Many times, especially for the regatta!! "
It’s changed a lot since I was a teenager living there. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was also a Cookham chap for a bit. Sadly even further saaaaaaaf.
I know Cookham
Tis a lovely place on the River.
Rowing is all the rage
Have you ever been to Henley?
I’ll be there tomorrow. I’m posh
Many times, especially for the regatta!!
It’s changed a lot since I was a teenager living there."
Oh has it? I’ve not been back for a long time! |
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