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over a year ago
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"But I'll warn you now it won't be at all PC. And it'll go against all government advice.
Are you going to rob me of my principles?  "
Although I heed no advice from our current government.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"But I'll warn you now it won't be at all PC. And it'll go against all government advice.
Are you going to rob me of my principles?
Ill beta them out of you. "
I love it when you’re alpha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx
Mwahhh
We had pizza! 
Now have me... albeit a carb overload!
Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?
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Stuff me good and proper.  |
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" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx
Mwahhh
We had pizza!
Now have me... albeit a carb overload!
Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?
Stuff me good and proper. "
But first i have to snuggle my little girl. She's poorly, got hiccups, and a cold! This might involve a snooze. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx
Mwahhh
We had pizza!
Now have me... albeit a carb overload!
Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?
Stuff me good and proper.
But first i have to snuggle my little girl. She's poorly, got hiccups, and a cold! This might involve a snooze. "
Awwwww (Hugs) |
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" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx
Mwahhh
We had pizza!
Now have me... albeit a carb overload!
Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?
Stuff me good and proper.
But first i have to snuggle my little girl. She's poorly, got hiccups, and a cold! This might involve a snooze.
Awwwww (Hugs)"
Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx
Mwahhh
We had pizza!
Now have me... albeit a carb overload!
Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?
Stuff me good and proper.
But first i have to snuggle my little girl. She's poorly, got hiccups, and a cold! This might involve a snooze.
Awwwww (Hugs)
Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment! "
A twiglet crash ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx
Mwahhh
We had pizza!
Now have me... albeit a carb overload!
Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?
Stuff me good and proper.
But first i have to snuggle my little girl. She's poorly, got hiccups, and a cold! This might involve a snooze.
Awwwww (Hugs)
Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment! "
I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx
Mwahhh
We had pizza!
Now have me... albeit a carb overload!
Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?
Stuff me good and proper.
But first i have to snuggle my little girl. She's poorly, got hiccups, and a cold! This might involve a snooze.
Awwwww (Hugs)
Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!
A twiglet crash ? "
I have pills for him so that won’t happen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do me?
I’d give you the best 11 seconds of your life 
I think you would too. How do you want me?
Bound up like a turkey waiting to be stuffed. "
Shall I cover myself with rashers of bacon and stick a lemon up my arse?
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"Do me?
I’d give you the best 11 seconds of your life
I think you would too. How do you want me?
Bound up like a turkey waiting to be stuffed.
Shall I cover myself with rashers of bacon and stick a lemon up my arse?
"
Corn on the cob up your chough? |
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" Mum says dinners ready! Gotta go! Xx
Mwahhh
We had pizza!
Now have me... albeit a carb overload!
Would you like to be full of meaty goodness?
Stuff me good and proper.
But first i have to snuggle my little girl. She's poorly, got hiccups, and a cold! This might involve a snooze.
Awwwww (Hugs)
Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!
I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.
"
Just as well. It's an inevitability.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do me?
I’d give you the best 11 seconds of your life
I think you would too. How do you want me?
Bound up like a turkey waiting to be stuffed.
Shall I cover myself with rashers of bacon and stick a lemon up my arse?
Corn on the cob up your chough?"
I’ll butter it up for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!
I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.
Just as well. It's an inevitability...."
I’ll probably already be asleep before you. |
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Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!
I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.
Just as well. It's an inevitability....
I’ll probably already be asleep before you. "
Hey! meany.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!
I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.
Just as well. It's an inevitability....
I’ll probably already be asleep before you.
Hey! meany. "
I’m teasing! Chloroform never fully knocks me out. |
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Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!
I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.
Just as well. It's an inevitability....
I’ll probably already be asleep before you.
Hey! meany.
I’m teasing! Chloroform never fully knocks me out. "
That's what you think....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!
I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.
Just as well. It's an inevitability....
I’ll probably already be asleep before you.
Hey! meany.
I’m teasing! Chloroform never fully knocks me out.
That's what you think.... "
Phwoaaaar. You say the most arousing things. |
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Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!
I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.
Just as well. It's an inevitability....
I’ll probably already be asleep before you.
Hey! meany.
I’m teasing! Chloroform never fully knocks me out.
That's what you think....
Phwoaaaar. You say the most arousing things. "
Usually with my mouth full.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!
I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.
Just as well. It's an inevitability....
I’ll probably already be asleep before you.
Hey! meany.
I’m teasing! Chloroform never fully knocks me out.
That's what you think....
Phwoaaaar. You say the most arousing things.
Usually with my mouth full.."
...of my cunt. |
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Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!
I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.
Just as well. It's an inevitability....
I’ll probably already be asleep before you.
Hey! meany.
I’m teasing! Chloroform never fully knocks me out.
That's what you think....
Phwoaaaar. You say the most arousing things.
Usually with my mouth full..
...of my cunt."
Indeed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"
Goodness! I'm sooo snoozy at the moment!
I don’t mind if you fall asleep with your cock inside me.
Just as well. It's an inevitability....
I’ll probably already be asleep before you.
Hey! meany.
I’m teasing! Chloroform never fully knocks me out.
That's what you think....
Phwoaaaar. You say the most arousing things.
Usually with my mouth full..
...of my cunt.
Indeed. "
In my head like. |
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"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment... 
Beard oil?
Oooo! Scented?
I currently have a cold. So I am thinking Olbas."
I was thinking "Scent O' Estella"? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...
Beard oil?
Oooo! Scented?
I currently have a cold. So I am thinking Olbas.
I was thinking "Scent O' Estella"? "
Fish? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...
Beard oil?
Oooo! Scented?
I currently have a cold. So I am thinking Olbas.
I was thinking "Scent O' Estella"?
Fish?"
Oi!
My cunt smells of victory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...
Beard oil?
Oooo! Scented?
I currently have a cold. So I am thinking Olbas.
I was thinking "Scent O' Estella"?
Fish?
Oi!
My cunt smells of victory "
Napalm? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...
Beard oil?
Oooo! Scented?
I currently have a cold. So I am thinking Olbas.
I was thinking "Scent O' Estella"?
Fish?
Oi!
My cunt smells of victory
Napalm?"
Well, people do love the smell of it in the morning. |
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"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...
Beard oil?
Oooo! Scented?
I currently have a cold. So I am thinking Olbas.
I was thinking "Scent O' Estella"?
Fish?
Oi!
My cunt smells of victory
Napalm?
Well, people do love the smell of it in the morning. "
It'll smell of stale spunk and piss if you play your cards right! |
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over a year ago
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"How do you like guys to style their pubes? because i am very "Joy of sex" at the moment...
Beard oil?
Oooo! Scented?
I currently have a cold. So I am thinking Olbas.
I was thinking "Scent O' Estella"?
Fish?
Oi!
My cunt smells of victory
Napalm?
Well, people do love the smell of it in the morning.
It'll smell of stale spunk and piss if you play your cards right! "
I can’t even cope, I’m laughing so hard. |
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