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NEVERMIND THAT SHIT !
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"Big bag sat in our cupboard. #smugface "Lucky fuckers! | |||
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" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! "There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx"Ah come on! It's not Christmas without them! | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx
Ah come on! It's not Christmas without them! "Just try again tomorrow Clem, I'm sure the shops wont be busy | |||
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" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx
Ah come on! It's not Christmas without them! Just try again tomorrow Clem, I'm sure the shops wont be busy "Well, if you're sure.  | |||
"Oh I flipping love a twiglet mmm flipping mmmmmm" My kinda people | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx
Ah come on! It's not Christmas without them! "Id give you them gladly but don't think john would be happy xx | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx
Ah come on! It's not Christmas without them! Just try again tomorrow Clem, I'm sure the shops wont be busy
Well, if you're sure. "I promise  | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx
Ah come on! It's not Christmas without them!
Id give you them gladly but don't think john would be happy xx"I wouldn't seperate a man from his Twiglet. | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
There's a tub in the kitchen horrid little fuckers they are xx
Ah come on! It's not Christmas without them!
Id give you them gladly but don't think john would be happy xx
I wouldn't seperate a man from his Twiglet."They bloody stink xx | |||
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"We'd gladly share some with ya. " That is a gracious offer. And i humbly thankyou.  | |||
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"Ooh! Something else to add to the list! I especially like the fact that no one else in the house eats them so they are all MINE" Don't bother. You'll just be as disappointed as i am  | |||
"If ya got fresh rosemary I’ll trade ya, bet ya got none. "I have a little bush.. | |||
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"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x" Yep, saw,bought and eaten | |||
"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x" You need your cheapy shops for them. Spar etc | |||
"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x You need your cheapy shops for them. Spar etc" . Maybe Bums and Mingers stock them. | |||
"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x" Iceland xx | |||
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"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x" Got a giant bag of those bad boys too. | |||
"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x Got a giant bag of those bad boys too. " Cheese balls hidden in the cupboard  | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! "Fuck. My condolences in advance for your ruined Christmas. | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Fuck.
My condolences in advance for your ruined Christmas. "This guy gets it. | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Fuck.
My condolences in advance for your ruined Christmas.
This guy gets it. "Oh, he does. | |||
"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x Got a giant bag of those bad boys too. " Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese? | |||
"We have a large pack here. Don’t even want them. *shrugs* "Oh, so i guess you'd have no problem with me eating them from off of your body like some kind of sexy plate?! | |||
"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x Got a giant bag of those bad boys too. Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese? " Correct. | |||
"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x Got a giant bag of those bad boys too. Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese? " Exactly that, round wotsits. | |||
"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x Got a giant bag of those bad boys too. Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese? " Although i preferred them when they were bacon flavour and called "football crazies". | |||
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"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x Got a giant bag of those bad boys too. Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese? Although i preferred them when they were bacon flavour and called "football crazies"." But not those rancid tomato flavours balls of sick, fuckin wrong them are. | |||
"Now all i need to complete my joy is some pork scratchings, and a bottle of rum.......oh wait "I have ALL of the rum! | |||
"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x Got a giant bag of those bad boys too. Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese? Correct. " May need to add them to my list then | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! "Language, Timothy! | |||
"Buy Pringles, lots of Pringles...!!" Good choice xx | |||
"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x Got a giant bag of those bad boys too. Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese? Exactly that, round wotsits. " I need some | |||
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"Anyone seen cheese balls about this year... and no, that’s NOT a euphemism x Got a giant bag of those bad boys too. Cheese balls are like round wotsits then, not little balls of cheese? Although i preferred them when they were bacon flavour and called "football crazies". But not those rancid tomato flavours balls of sick, fuckin wrong them are." I hate them. | |||
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"Buy Pringles, lots of Pringles...!! Good choice xx" Too much air in the tube. | |||
"It's because I have brought them all "TEMPTRESS! | |||
"We have a large pack here. Don’t even want them. *shrugs*
Oh, so i guess you'd have no problem with me eating them from off of your body like some kind of sexy plate?!"I’m free right now. | |||
"Now all i need to complete my joy is some pork scratchings, and a bottle of rum.......oh wait
I have ALL of the rum! "Sharesies | |||
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"Sadly clem's battery went flat.... I'll gladly accept twiglet donations on his behalf! "*waves twiglet at you* | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! "its ok I'll get over it | |||
"Sadly clem's battery went flat.... I'll gladly accept twiglet donations on his behalf! "How do we know they're getting to clem? | |||
"Sadly clem's battery went flat.... I'll gladly accept twiglet donations on his behalf!
How do we know they're getting to clem? "I pinky promise? | |||
"Sadly clem's battery went flat.... I'll gladly accept twiglet donations on his behalf!
*waves twiglet at you*
"What twiglet? | |||
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"Sadly clem's battery went flat.... I'll gladly accept twiglet donations on his behalf!
*waves twiglet at you*
What twiglet? "BBT | |||
"Sadly clem's battery went flat.... I'll gladly accept twiglet donations on his behalf!
How do we know they're getting to clem?
I pinky promise? "I think their needs to be an oversight committee to ensure that donations reach their intended target, and not waylayed by skullduggery committed by twiglet loving wives. | |||
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" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! "I got 2 big tins here... and NOT sharing them either! | |||
"So is this a bad time to tell you I bought two tubes of them from B&M today? " Nobody needs that many twiglets. Please donate to the 'Clems Twig Appeal' just giving page. | |||
"So is this a bad time to tell you I bought two tubes of them from B&M today? Nobody needs that many twiglets. Please donate to the 'Clems Twig Appeal' just giving page. " I’m a fat fucker of cause I need two tins Gotta keep in shape | |||
"So is this a bad time to tell you I bought two tubes of them from B&M today? Nobody needs that many twiglets. Please donate to the 'Clems Twig Appeal' just giving page. I’m a fat fucker of cause I need two tins Gotta keep in shape "Save me a couple, I've only got half a bag now. | |||
"Firebomb the place! No other punishment is adequate. " That was exactly my reaction | |||
"So is this a bad time to tell you I bought two tubes of them from B&M today? Nobody needs that many twiglets. Please donate to the 'Clems Twig Appeal' just giving page. I’m a fat fucker of cause I need two tins Gotta keep in shape
Save me a couple, I've only got half a bag now. "I mean this in the nicest of possible ways But you can go bollocks if you think I’m sharing | |||
"So is this a bad time to tell you I bought two tubes of them from B&M today? Nobody needs that many twiglets. Please donate to the 'Clems Twig Appeal' just giving page. I’m a fat fucker of cause I need two tins Gotta keep in shape
Save me a couple, I've only got half a bag now.
I mean this in the nicest of possible ways
But you can go bollocks if you think I’m sharing "Seeing as you put it so nicely | |||
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"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck "May the Marmite be with you. | |||
"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck "Good luck,I wouldn't want to be you if you go home without them | |||
"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck "Noooooooooooo. Stay away from the shops. The muggles have all gone insane. | |||
"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck "Jesus I wouldn't get up early if it were for the Christmas turkey it's self let alone crisps! Weird people still, good luck i suppose | |||
"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck "https://youtu.be/Xtug7WqiNMg | |||
"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck
Jesus I wouldn't get up early if it were for the Christmas turkey it's self let alone crisps! Weird people still, good luck i suppose "I didn't get up just to get twiglets....I'm not completely insane | |||
"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck
https://youtu.be/Xtug7WqiNMg"Do you think he'd notice???  | |||
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"Right I'm up early and I'm embarking on a twiglet seeking mission!! Wish me luck
Jesus I wouldn't get up early if it were for the Christmas turkey it's self let alone crisps! Weird people still, good luck i suppose
I didn't get up just to get twiglets....I'm not completely insane "Ya made it sound like you were! I was properly thinking you were a bit nuts! | |||
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" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! "Good!!! They're disgusting!!! | |||
"Dip some pretzels in marmite if you're desperate "Or in Bovril. | |||
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" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! "And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!! | |||
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"I think we just bought the last pack in Wiltshire! " Crisis averted at the last minute. | |||
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" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!! "That certainly is unacceptable. A world without custard is bordering on criminal activity !! | |||
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" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!! That certainly is unacceptable. A world without custard is bordering on criminal activity !!"I actually had a dream about trying to find the bloody custard in shops last night Seriously wtf ?? Lol | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!! That certainly is unacceptable. A world without custard is bordering on criminal activity !!
I actually had a dream about trying to find the bloody custard in shops last night
Seriously wtf ?? Lol "Ok that may be a tad too far | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! "I got the last tub in asda | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
I got the last tub in asda"But at least you’ve a man for Christmas | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
I got the last tub in asda
But at least you’ve a man for Christmas "Plus stop objectifying his body shape | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!! That certainly is unacceptable. A world without custard is bordering on criminal activity !!
I actually had a dream about trying to find the bloody custard in shops last night
Seriously wtf ?? Lol Ok that may be a tad too far "Crazy shit eh ? Hahaha | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!! That certainly is unacceptable. A world without custard is bordering on criminal activity !!
I actually had a dream about trying to find the bloody custard in shops last night
Seriously wtf ?? Lol Ok that may be a tad too far
Crazy shit eh ? Hahaha "Yes it is . I have had many fucked up dreams including dancing around a red phone box with native red Indians . But dreams about custard are just plain weird . Seek proffesional help immediately | |||
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" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!! That certainly is unacceptable. A world without custard is bordering on criminal activity !!
I actually had a dream about trying to find the bloody custard in shops last night
Seriously wtf ?? Lol Ok that may be a tad too far
Crazy shit eh ? Hahaha Yes it is . I have had many fucked up dreams including dancing around a red phone box with native red Indians . But dreams about custard are just plain weird . Seek proffesional help immediately "Maybe I’m thinking about ‘sploshing’ Instead | |||
"Sausage " Seriously | |||
" There's no mother fucking Twiglets in the fucking cunting shops! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
And no CUSTARD !!!!!!!!! That certainly is unacceptable. A world without custard is bordering on criminal activity !!
I actually had a dream about trying to find the bloody custard in shops last night
Seriously wtf ?? Lol Ok that may be a tad too far
Crazy shit eh ? Hahaha Yes it is . I have had many fucked up dreams including dancing around a red phone box with native red Indians . But dreams about custard are just plain weird . Seek proffesional help immediately
Maybe I’m thinking about ‘sploshing’ Instead
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"Sausage Seriously "Give me your... | |||
"Sausage Seriously
Give me your..."Come and get it then !! | |||
"Sausage Seriously
Give me your... Come and get it then !!"On my way! | |||
"Sausage Seriously
Give me your... Come and get it then !!
On my way!"I'll have a nice thick one waiting for you to munch on | |||
