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After 11 Years, I've Had Enough...

By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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....of being bisexual

I Wanna Be Straight - Ian Dury & The Blockheads

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS5bxk89gQg

Sorry to disappoint all you horny guys, but I've made up my mind and one of you lucky ladies can have fist dibs on me now as a fully fledged straight guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know how Fab works? You've just made it hard on yourself.

*that last line is rather appropriate for males on here don't you think?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re a catch, Ace. Us ladies will be queuing up. Nothing beats a genuine, caring, gentleman.

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"You know how Fab works? You've just made it hard on yourself.

*that last line is rather appropriate for males on here don't you think?

Nice one Mr Bee, but I fear you've just dropped one down the pecking order now bro

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know how Fab works? You've just made it hard on yourself.

*that last line is rather appropriate for males on here don't you think?

Nice one Mr Bee, but I fear you've just dropped one down the pecking order now bro

I fear I'm not even in the coup.

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"You’re a catch, Ace. Us ladies will be queuing up. Nothing beats a genuine, caring, gentleman.

Cheers Estella

A gentleman you say? Wanna come and see a bit of rough?

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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I'm not even "fab straight" by the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it April fools day

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Is it April fools day

You unbeliever!, we'll see what you have to say on Jawdee Spanky Bum Day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it April fools day

You unbeliever!, we'll see what you have to say on Jawdee Spanky Bum Day

There is no "GEORDIE" spanky bum day

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Is it April fools day

You unbeliever!, we'll see what you have to say on Jawdee Spanky Bum Day

There is no "GEORDIE" spanky bum day

There is now, but it will creep up behind you when you're least expecting it missus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it April fools day

You unbeliever!, we'll see what you have to say on Jawdee Spanky Bum Day

There is no "GEORDIE" spanky bum day

There is now, but it will creep up behind you when you're least expecting it missus

Bring it on 'if' you think your man enough

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By *limarkCouple over a year ago

Next door to Brenda & Clive

Get a room you 2

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"....of being bisexual

I Wanna Be Straight - Ian Dury & The Blockheads

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS5bxk89gQg

Sorry to disappoint all you horny guys, but I've made up my mind and one of you lucky ladies can have fist dibs on me now as a fully fledged straight guy

Can I join the queue please?

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Is it April fools day

You unbeliever!, we'll see what you have to say on Jawdee Spanky Bum Day

There is no "GEORDIE" spanky bum day

There is now, but it will creep up behind you when you're least expecting it missus

Bring it on 'if' you think your man enough

Ha, I like a challenge.

Just to clarify, no Peanut Butter will be wasted during this process

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"....of being bisexual

I Wanna Be Straight - Ian Dury & The Blockheads

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS5bxk89gQg

Sorry to disappoint all you horny guys, but I've made up my mind and one of you lucky ladies can have fist dibs on me now as a fully fledged straight guy

Can I join the queue please?

Of course m'dear

*flexes fingers ready for another shoulder massage.....

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

"....of being bisexual

I Wanna Be Straight - Ian Dury & The Blockheads

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS5bxk89gQg

Sorry to disappoint all you horny guys, but I've made up my mind and one of you lucky ladies can have fist dibs on me now as a fully fledged straight guy

Can I join the queue please?

Of course m'dear

*flexes fingers ready for another shoulder massage.....

*Pulls hair up out of the way

I'm ready, but definitely no peanut butter please xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get a room you 2

He's all talk Ali ,he knows that I'd eat him alive

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"....of being bisexual

I Wanna Be Straight - Ian Dury & The Blockheads

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS5bxk89gQg

Sorry to disappoint all you horny guys, but I've made up my mind and one of you lucky ladies can have fist dibs on me now as a fully fledged straight guy

Can I join the queue please?

Of course m'dear

*flexes fingers ready for another shoulder massage.....

*Pulls hair up out of the way

I'm ready, but definitely no peanut butter please xx"

Yeah, that's definitely an extreme fetish, but I have to cater for the masses now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it April fools day

You unbeliever!, we'll see what you have to say on Jawdee Spanky Bum Day

There is no "GEORDIE" spanky bum day

There is now, but it will creep up behind you when you're least expecting it missus

Bring it on 'if' you think your man enough

Ha, I like a challenge.

Just to clarify, no Peanut Butter will be wasted during this process

Bring it on oh and bring the peanut butter to

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By *limarkCouple over a year ago

Next door to Brenda & Clive

"Get a room you 2

He's all talk Ali ,he knows that I'd eat him alive

"
(

) maybe that's his plan

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"Get a room you 2

He's all talk Ali ,he knows that I'd eat him alive

Phhhwwooarr, now that's the spirit, I like a bit of fighting talk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You won't want me to give our lass a hand..or mouth with you then?

Ah well, brew duty for me then

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By *ce Winger OP Man over a year ago

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"You won't want me to give our lass a hand..or mouth with you then?

Ah well, brew duty for me then

Well I suppose if you blindfold me, I'd never know would I?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get a room you 2

He's all talk Ali ,he knows that I'd eat him alive

Phhhwwooarr, now that's the spirit, I like a bit of fighting talk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You won't want me to give our lass a hand..or mouth with you then?

Ah well, brew duty for me then

Well I suppose if you blindfold me, I'd never know would I?

No, no...you've made your position quite clear..I couldn't hoodwink a mate like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You won't want me to give our lass a hand..or mouth with you then?

Ah well, brew duty for me then

Well I suppose if you blindfold me, I'd never know would I?

No, no...you've made your position quite clear..I couldn't hoodwink a mate like that

You could give me a hand though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn it. I was just gearing up to come out as bi and this happens, there doesn't seem to be much point now ace is on another team

Women it is then

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ace do what you feel is right and be happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You won't want me to give our lass a hand..or mouth with you then?

Ah well, brew duty for me then

Well I suppose if you blindfold me, I'd never know would I?

No, no...you've made your position quite clear..I couldn't hoodwink a mate like that

You could give me a hand though

Oooh I can feel my arm twisting already!

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