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over a year ago
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"Right now?..... A packet of Marmite flavour crisps would do quite nicely!
  
Just stocked up with two six packs....
Nom Nom Nom..... "
Grrrrrr..... now see, what you done….!.
I'm gonna have to go get some right now!!!!!
I could have resisted for a few hours yet,,,,
But now you'v got me worried,,, I've just gotta go find some now!!!!
Sigh,,,,whenever I go into a shop to buy some, I find they’ve just sold out.... Because of panic buying and folks hoarding stocks of em!!!.....
Look lets be reasonable about this….!.
I’ll offer you double what you paid for em… go-on… pretty please!!!
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"Right now?..... A packet of Marmite flavour crisps would do quite nicely!
Just stocked up with two six packs....
Nom Nom Nom.....
Grrrrrr..... now see, what you done….!.
I'm gonna have to go get some right now!!!!!
I could have resisted for a few hours yet,,,,
But now you'v got me worried,,, I've just gotta go find some now!!!!
Sigh,,,,whenever I go into a shop to buy some, I find they’ve just sold out.... Because of panic buying and folks hoarding stocks of em!!!.....
Look lets be reasonable about this….!.
I’ll offer you double what you paid for em… go-on… pretty please!!!
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Want to make an offer on the packet of Bovil flavour I've been saving like a fine wine !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right now?..... A packet of Marmite flavour crisps would do quite nicely!
Just stocked up with two six packs....
Nom Nom Nom.....
Grrrrrr..... now see, what you done….!.
I'm gonna have to go get some right now!!!!!
I could have resisted for a few hours yet,,,,
But now you'v got me worried,,, I've just gotta go find some now!!!!
Sigh,,,,whenever I go into a shop to buy some, I find they’ve just sold out.... Because of panic buying and folks hoarding stocks of em!!!.....
Look lets be reasonable about this….!.
I’ll offer you double what you paid for em… go-on… pretty please!!!
Want to make an offer on the packet of Bovil flavour I've been saving like a fine wine ! "
Although I’m tempted by the offer to invest in your Bovril crisps….!.
I have to confess, I find they lack a certain “je ne sais quoi”….
Plus they don’t make your fingers stink quite like the Marmite ones do….!.
So for those reasons…. I’m out!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right now?..... A packet of Marmite flavour crisps would do quite nicely!
Just stocked up with two six packs....
Nom Nom Nom.....
Grrrrrr..... now see, what you done….!.
I'm gonna have to go get some right now!!!!!
I could have resisted for a few hours yet,,,,
But now you'v got me worried,,, I've just gotta go find some now!!!!
Sigh,,,,whenever I go into a shop to buy some, I find they’ve just sold out.... Because of panic buying and folks hoarding stocks of em!!!.....
Look lets be reasonable about this….!.
I’ll offer you double what you paid for em… go-on… pretty please!!!
Want to make an offer on the packet of Bovil flavour I've been saving like a fine wine ! "
Mmm haven,t had bovril ones in ages  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flying castle
Flying purple monkey army
A harem of blue women.
France to be annexed and all timewasters and forum trolls be forced to live with the French."
Wasnt there a flying monkey army in the wizard of oz? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"to regain full use of my right hand and not to have to undergo further reconstructive surgery.."
Gentlemen we can rebuild her we have the technology we have the capability (but do we have the money?) ta make the worlds first bionic swinger
Fmuma will be that swinger
Better than she was before
Better
Stronger
Faster xxx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"to regain full use of my right hand and not to have to undergo further reconstructive surgery..
Gentlemen we can rebuild her we have the technology we have the capability (but do we have the money?) ta make the worlds first bionic swinger
Fmuma will be that swinger
Better than she was before
Better
Stronger
Faster xxx "
Thank you dearest, but how exactly do you improve on perfection?? |
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"Flying castle
Flying purple monkey army
A harem of blue women.
France to be annexed and all timewasters and forum trolls be forced to live with the French. Wasnt there a flying monkey army in the wizard of oz?"
Yes but they weren't purple. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Flying castle
Flying purple monkey army
A harem of blue women.
France to be annexed and all timewasters and forum trolls be forced to live with the French. Wasnt there a flying monkey army in the wizard of oz?
Yes but they weren't purple."
their capes and hats were..... and I am blue!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scotland to actually qualify for a major tournament.
To beat spain in Alicante next month.
To return home safely from above. "
I still say we should have a great Britain team instead of England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales we should join forces. |
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I’d like an end to suffering, poverty, and starvation with a real hope for world peace. A world where liberty and freedom was a gift owned and treasured by all. A world where there was no greed and no speed limits, so I could have the Batmobile from 'Batman Begins' and trash any fucker’s car who parked like a plank. |
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"Scotland to actually qualify for a major tournament.
To beat spain in Alicante next month.
To return home safely from above.
I still say we should have a great Britain team instead of England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales we should join forces."
But 9 or 10 of the 11 players on the field would be English wouldn't they... |
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"I still say we should have a great Britain team instead of England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales we should join forces.
But 9 or 10 of the 11 players on the field would be English wouldn't they..."
I just knew this was gonna happen
Popcorn anyone ? |
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