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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Humorous responses to help me cope please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*watches thread intently *

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By *elloIntrigueMan over a year ago

North West UK

.... are you giving him too much credit?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Humorous responses to help me cope please

If there's a hole there's a goal. Plenty of fab men would faf him

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

".... are you giving him too much credit?

If you mean I'm insulting all cunts, shaved and hairy aside, yeah I'd agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's always two sides to a story.

Some split and are the best of friends, others take years for any reconciliation and others will never make up.

Just be the mature one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Every cell in your entire body is replaced every seven years. One day you’ll have a body he’s never touched OP

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Need a hit man

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Rise above.

If they are mature they’ll appreciate what you are doing for the good of your family.

If they are not, it will really wind them up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your ex is a cunthead...

...he might have fun with a dickhead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every cell in your entire body is replaced every seven years. One day you’ll have a body he’s never touched OP "

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Does he wear a panty liner for a hat?

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"Every cell in your entire body is replaced every seven years. One day you’ll have a body he’s never touched OP "

Only 4 more years of scrubbing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every cell in your entire body is replaced every seven years. One day you’ll have a body he’s never touched OP

Only 4 more years of scrubbing

Same here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be relieved you don't have to fuck him anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every cell in your entire body is replaced every seven years. One day you’ll have a body he’s never touched OP "

Fab answer!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every cell in your entire body is replaced every seven years. One day you’ll have a body he’s never touched OP "

Yay! I'm freeeeeee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Humorous responses to help me cope please

Took my ex 18 years to realise I was right

I never doubted it

Rise above it, you're only doing your own head in

Christmas love x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Every cell in your entire body is replaced every seven years. One day you’ll have a body he’s never touched OP "

I'm well and truly into the second body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Google "I squish your head"..... He doesn't deserve your time and energy. Write his name on a piece of loo roll and use it. Flush it and say goodbye and good riddance

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When your ex is a cunthead...

...he might have fun with a dickhead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel your pain.

My ex is an arsewipe...

I find being the sarcastic little sunshine I am helps me cope.

I deadpan told him I was plotting his death.... He laughed.

I did not reciprocate the gesture.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rise above.

If they are mature they’ll appreciate what you are doing for the good of your family.

If they are not, it will really wind them up

I do and it does.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Does he wear a panty liner for a hat?

He needs a sheep to soak up the crap that comes out his errm gash

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every cell in your entire body is replaced every seven years. One day you’ll have a body he’s never touched OP

Only 4 more years of scrubbing

Same here - this years she’s being particularly difficult. C’est la vie, I rise above it despite the pain caused between the kids and me.

Now, anyone available to help me scrub??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just keep on smiling because of the fact he is your 'ex'.

We're sure you'll move onto someone better x

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"Every cell in your entire body is replaced every seven years. One day you’ll have a body he’s never touched OP

Only 4 more years of scrubbing

Same here - this years she’s being particularly difficult. C’est la vie, I rise above it despite the pain caused between the kids and me.

Now, anyone available to help me scrub??

Hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines a complete knob jockey. Left nearly 5 years ago, still reporting me to social services (they've never been out to me) and I received a Christmas card on Sunday, ostensibly from our daughter - but signed love xxxxx and family, complete with the most gorgeous pic of her with their dog (a breed he refused to get when we were together). Used to rile and completely wind me up, now they're all noted down in the diary ready for the next court ballache he puts me through. He can waste money on unnecessary action but refuses to buy uniform. Ho hum, good job daughter is wick and I can only hope I'm there on the day SHE tells him what a wanker he is.

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

He is ex , because...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He is ex , because...

He's been an ex over a decade. My choice

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS over a year ago

mansfield

"He is ex , because...

He's been an ex over a decade. My choice

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well not bein funny but a decade and still there,s shit something wrong there then ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He is ex , because...

He's been an ex over a decade. My choice

well not bein funny but a decade and still there,s shit something wrong there then ???"

Let's just say he'll not win any dad of the year awards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Humorous responses to help me cope please

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withdraw all conjugal rights

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By *ybzrockMan over a year ago

kent

"He is ex , because...

He's been an ex over a decade. My choice

well not bein funny but a decade and still there,s shit something wrong there then ???

Let's just say he'll not win any dad of the year awards."

Just let it be and do your best for the young ones...its not worth the headache

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By *otForSoftiesWoman over a year ago

The North / Party Hard Everywhere

"Humorous responses to help me cope please

You don’t have to spend Christmas with a cunthead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Humorous responses to help me cope please

You don’t have to spend Christmas with a cunthead

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just Easter how do you eat yours? Oh and valentines ha

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Need a hit man

I prefer to call it "vermin eradication"

Sounds far more acceptable..

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

Well guess who won’t be having a fab Christmas this year. Silly twat. Just look what he’s missing as he’s sat in the pub kicking himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Need a hit man

I prefer to call it "vermin eradication"

Sounds far more acceptable..

In this case amoeba annihilation would be perfect

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By *rank n BettyCouple over a year ago

Stafford

Mine is generally a good ex. A better ex than he was a husband. Not sure what he’ll think to his other half making a face pic their profile pic on here though.....

B x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your ex is a cunthead...

...he might have fun with a dickhead.

"
LOL I was going to say maybe a dickhead would be better save the other for us woman . lolol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Need a hit man

I prefer to call it "vermin eradication"

Sounds far more acceptable..

Ha ha, I need that myself. Even though he’s been warned to stay away by the police he’s trying to contact me. X

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