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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"...and keeping a close eye on NASA's homepage 
Taking (non-monetary) bets on where that out of control satellite is going hit.
I'm guessing China."
Better bet than Monaco - bit more land mass |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its really okay. Apparently there is only a 1/3000 chance of getting hit by it
Not great, is it!  "
Not when they reckon the largest bit of debris is going to be the size of a fridgefreezer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its really okay. Apparently there is only a 1/3000 chance of getting hit by it
Not great, is it!
Not when they reckon the largest bit of debris is going to be the size of a fridgefreezer "
oooh i hope it fits under my worktops then |
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Could be like a doll's house fridge freezers.
Will these bits of metal have bits of space on them? Like alien dust and shit.
We might get poisoned or even worse alien spores mate with artichokes which become sentient beings and kill mankind.
Just a thought. |
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the chances of it hitting someone are 1/3200
the chances of it hitting you personally are around 1 in 21 trillion, given there are roughly 7 billion people on earth.
So i would not be too worried
just shows how the media misquote the correct information |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could be like a doll's house fridge freezers.
Will these bits of metal have bits of space on them? Like alien dust and shit.
We might get poisoned or even worse alien spores mate with artichokes which become sentient beings and kill mankind.
Just a thought."
Or on the other-hand, it could just land in the sea with a harmless splash.... and sink down to the murky depths where the extreme cold water temprature will render it compeletly inert......sigh.....   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the chances of it hitting someone are 1/3200
the chances of it hitting you personally are around 1 in 21 trillion, given there are roughly 7 billion people on earth.
So i would not be too worried
just shows how the media misquote the correct information"
Oi you! Stop spoiling the drama of the thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could be like a doll's house fridge freezers.
Will these bits of metal have bits of space on them? Like alien dust and shit.
We might get poisoned or even worse alien spores mate with artichokes which become sentient beings and kill mankind.
Just a thought."
Comforting, thanks!
And.... are you still ere? |
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"the chances of it hitting someone are 1/3200
the chances of it hitting you personally are around 1 in 21 trillion, given there are roughly 7 billion people on earth.
So i would not be too worried
just shows how the media misquote the correct information
Oi you! Stop spoiling the drama of the thread "
make me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could be like a doll's house fridge freezers.
Will these bits of metal have bits of space on them? Like alien dust and shit.
We might get poisoned or even worse alien spores mate with artichokes which become sentient beings and kill mankind.
Just a thought.
Or on the other-hand, it could just land in the sea with a harmless splash.... and sink down to the murky depths where the extreme cold water temprature will render it compeletly inert......sigh..... "
Drama dammit... I want drama!
I'm hedging my bets on Funky's time machine now... Spiderman pulls him out of it just in time while Bat-man looks on in awe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it lands in our back yard its mine!! Posession is 9/10's of the law and I'm taking photos of it, weighing it in then selling my story to every tabloid going and retiring on the money |
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"I'm hedging my bets on Funky's time machine now... Spiderman pulls him out of it just in time while Bat-man looks on in awe "
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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SPIDER-MAN & BATMAN AAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm hedging my bets on Funky's time machine now... Spiderman pulls him out of it just in time while Bat-man looks on in awe
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU
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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
SPIDER-MAN & BATMAN AAAAHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG!!!!"
Oooppppsss! Did I say something wrong?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Surely that would be even worse as it would activate Godzilla and awake him from his slumber. Durrrr! "
Now your getting it!!!!
Just think of all the conspiracy theories and panic stories that can arise from such a lame event as it splashing harmlessly into the sea, only never to found!!!!
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Surely that would be even worse as it would activate Godzilla and awake him from his slumber. Durrrr!
Now your getting it!!!!
Just think of all the conspiracy theories and panic stories that can arise from such a lame event as it splashing harmlessly into the sea, only never to found!!!!
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Hahaaaaaaaaaa
I'm already on it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Surely that would be even worse as it would activate Godzilla and awake him from his slumber. Durrrr!
Now your getting it!!!!
Just think of all the conspiracy theories and panic stories that can arise from such a lame event as it splashing harmlessly into the sea, only never to found!!!!
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Where's the drama Sox?
*bangs head on desk* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it's traveling at 5 miles per second in no gravity I don't think in this case that size will matter! If it lands in the sea it'll cause a tsunami, hopefully far enough out to sea to cause little damage! |
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"...and keeping a close eye on NASA's homepage
Taking (non-monetary) bets on where that out of control satellite is going hit.
I'm guessing China."
They said the odds are tiny, but they are bigger than winning the lottery!
Want to join me in the bunker frock? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where's the drama Sox?
*bangs head on desk*"
Well I can't give you drama,,,
But I've heard some of it has already crash landed, however the area where this happened has been put under strict UN guard.....
Because apparently the debris contains a mutating virus which can't be controlled... Its thought to be a product of faeces which were jettisoned from a time travelling machine of unknown origin……
It also believed the virus could turn everyone affected by it, into clones of the Time Traveller’s who shit it was!!!!
Oh…. And there is also reports coming in, that a lump of debris has fallen on the studio where the Jeremy Kyle show is being filmed wiping out everyone involved in the programme…. Thankfully no harm was done!!!
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Its gonna land in the sea, cause giantic waves, thats gonna wash over every bit of land and we are going to be the new alantis, for those that survive. But I have a plan, Ive got my flippers and snorkel at the ready. So I will be ok. Then I'm gonna rule the world and then im gonna ...... .......
Opps
Of to think of the rest of plan |
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Where's the drama Sox?
*bangs head on desk*
Well I can't give you drama,,,
But I've heard some of it has already crash landed, however the area where this happened has been put under strict UN guard.....
Because apparently the debris contains a mutating virus which can't be controlled... Its thought to be a product of faeces which were jettisoned from a time travelling machine of unknown origin……
It also believed the virus could turn everyone affected by it, into clones of the Time Traveller’s who shit it was!!!!
Oh…. And there is also reports coming in, that a lump of debris has fallen on the studio where the Jeremy Kyle show is being filmed wiping out everyone involved in the programme…. Thankfully no harm was done!!!
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Oops! My bad! |
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"Its really okay. Apparently there is only a 1/3000 chance of getting hit by it
Not great, is it! "
The 1/3000 chance of being hit is for it to hit a person. With there being approximately 6.96 billion people in the world, the chances of it being you are pretty slim, though lets see if it gets used as an excuse to call of a meet tonight!  |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Apparently the pices will be travelling at a 'moderate' speed of between 10s and 100s of miles an hour. So next tiem I get pinched for speeding can I tell the policeman I was driving 'moderately'? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Latest update: NASA admit that even their SatNavs are shockingly shite "
Well if it's following sat nav we are all ok then cause it will probably end up in some remote fucking Scottish carpark dead end at11 pm at night like I did once xx |
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
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"Latest update: NASA admit that even their SatNavs are shockingly shite
Well if it's following sat nav we are all ok then cause it will probably end up in some remote fucking Scottish carpark dead end at11 pm at night like I did once xx "
lmao
Wolf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Latest update: NASA admit that even their SatNavs are shockingly shite
Well if it's following sat nav we are all ok then cause it will probably end up in some remote fucking Scottish carpark dead end at11 pm at night like I did once xx "
ill keep an eye out then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Latest update: NASA admit that even their SatNavs are shockingly shite
Well if it's following sat nav we are all ok then cause it will probably end up in some remote fucking Scottish carpark dead end at11 pm at night like I did once xx "
Was that when you went out looking a for a certain Diamind?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Latest update: NASA admit that even their SatNavs are shockingly shite
Well if it's following sat nav we are all ok then cause it will probably end up in some remote fucking Scottish carpark dead end at11 pm at night like I did once xx
Was that when you went out looking a for a
certain Diamind? "
Was on the way back after the first meet lol xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Latest update: NASA admit that even their SatNavs are shockingly shite
Well if it's following sat nav we are all ok then cause it will probably end up in some remote fucking Scottish carpark dead end at11 pm at night like I did once xx "
I do NOT live in a car park, ya wee cnt!!!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please let it fall on my office in Milton Keynes..Please let it fall on my office in Milton Keynes...Please let it fall on my office in Milton Keynes..Please let it fall on my office in Milton Keynes.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"any sign of the fkin thing yet ?
it's gettin a bit uncomfy under this desk !
It's due 19:31 through your roof, just as you settle down for Corrie "
well remembered ! |
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