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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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some of my grandma's well used one liners :
she's got a face like a torn clog
she's got a face you could chop wood with
she's a fow as our back gate
and my dads favourite line before he retired was :
i'm knackered, i've been running around like a cunt on castors |
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By *stwoforfun2 OP Couple
over a year ago
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"some of my grandma's well used one liners :
she's got a face like a torn clog
she's got a face you could chop wood with
she's a fow as our back gate
and my dads favourite line before he retired was :
i'm knackered, i've been running around like a cunt on castors"
Lol, classics :}
Another one ot two.
Makes your piss turn purple
Sling your hook
Tighter than a knats arse
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not really old but heres two i use
face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
as much use as a chocolate fireguard
m grandmother used to tell use to put wood in whole (shut the door) |
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My dad had several old un's
Were you born in a barn - if I left the door open
Give it the Woodbridge - more effort
Shant be round tomorrow, donkey on the strawberries - I have no idea where this came from  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She`s got an arse like two ferrets fighting in a sack". 
My grandad never minced his words.
"If you catch a weasel asleep.... Piss in its ear"....... Its never gonna happen.
"Women, keep em well f*cked n` poorly shod". Oh, those were the days.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If it doesnt clag in yer gipe it winnit clag to your hint end (if it doesnt stick in your mouth it therefore won't stick to your arsehole)
Any small pieces that do stick to your arsehole are therefore known around these parts as winnets - as in they winnet (wont) come off, despite copious wiping.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She's got a face like a blistered piss pot!
Never shove your granny while she's shaving, you know why? Cos its ya mammies, mammy! (Don't ask)
Last time I saw legs like that they were on a snooker table.
Last time I saw legs like that they were stood in a nest.  |
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