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over a year ago
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The missus complained I came too quick so went straight to the docs,dropped my pants and said… please take a look at this,I think I’m premature. She said.. you certainly are… I’m the receptionist |
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"Went to an erectile disfunction seminar this morning. It was a total flop. Nobody came "
Thats a coincidence! I went to a premature ejaculation seminar this morning. Turns out its tomorrow |
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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago
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Little Johnny woke up in the night to hear some strange sounds coming from his parents room. He opened their room door and saw his mum on all fours and his dad banging her from behind. Johnny screamed, his mum screamed and his dad fell about laughing.
Some time later Johnny's dad heard some strange noises coming from the guest room. He opened the door to see Johnny banging his grandma from behind. Johnny's dad screamed in horror.
"Not so funny when it's your mum then" said Johnny. |
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What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh
And a deer with no eyes?
No idea  "
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
What do you call 2 deers with no eyes or legs?
Fucking still no idea |
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What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh
And a deer with no eyes?
No idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea
What do you call 2 deers with no eyes or legs?
Fucking still no idea"
Sorry -
What do you call 2 deers that are shagging with no eyes or legs?
Fucking still no idea
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"What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh
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Used to work with a guy called Keith, we called him Keith cause he had an eye missing.
Used to know a guy with a bad limp, made his head wobble when he walked. He was known as the snipers nightmare. |
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"What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh
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Used to work with a guy called Keith, we called him Keith cause he had an eye missing.
Used to know a guy with a bad limp, made his head wobble when he walked. He was known as the snipers nightmare. |
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I saw people collecting for Parkinson's and they were shaking tins which I thought was insensitive.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up, I got her an identical one. She was livid.
"What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
(Gotta love Gary Delaney ) |
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