Another weekend is by,
Not Bi as in a bi guy,
Perusing the sexy fabsters late at night,
The usual few in the forum lights,
Chatting away and questioning life,
Being fab straight, bareback and Cuckold wife's,
So many questions remain a mystery,
Such as reading my profile before making gay BJ offers to me,
But the banters always good and I applaud my fellow insomniacs,
Good to see so many are also sex maniacs,
So I say fuck off sleep we can snooze when we are dead,
Keep the chat going so we all might get some good head,
Bonne nuit you sexy fuckers !  |
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I'm awfully tired so my ode may not be
Up to my usual standard and quality
I'm struggling to sleep as my tooth is sore
I need pain relief I can't take any more
Luckily fab is distracting a bit
By seeing a nice bum and juicy tit
Not sure what to do to get rid of the pain
It's really beginning to drive me insane
I could do with a massage to help me unwind
Thing is... I'd have to repay you in kind
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"I'm awfully tired so my ode may not be
Up to my usual standard and quality
I'm struggling to sleep as my tooth is sore
I need pain relief I can't take any more
Luckily fab is distracting a bit
By seeing a nice bum and juicy tit
Not sure what to do to get rid of the pain
It's really beginning to drive me insane
I could do with a massage to help me unwind
Thing is... I'd have to repay you in kind
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Yes!!!! Glad to see the rhymes are still flowing peachy  |
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Oh dear pleasant peach it's sad your mood has gone south,
Feeling rubbish with pain in your mouth,
Focus on those bums and juicy tits,
It will distract you even for a little bit,
Bring out the oil and the masseuse shall ebb it away,
You can pay me back in your own little way,
Tomorrow you'll feel very fab again,
Ready to peruse all the sexy men,
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I'm really tempted to play with my wand
To see if this fucking pain will abscond
But the child is awake and my wand is loud
I really don't want the noise drawing a crowd
So I'm watching the telly but there isn't much on
All I want is this pain to be gone
I need to stop moaning it's really not me
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Dinnae wake the bairn moaning loudly without caring,
Waving that wand about oily bum all bearing,
You might need to wait until tomorrow,
Before you plough that feisty furrow,
Have a wee todd of whisky,
It'll help the tooth and stop you getting frisky
A good knight cap will see you through,
If all else fails a good wank will be true,
Good night bonny peach I bid you fair dreams,
To avoid the dental toothy screams,
This fabster is now ready for bed,
Wouldn't mind being helped along with some good head
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