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I reckon aliens are mahossive spider like beings where the lady eats the fella after copulation.
I'm not really up for inter-plantery rumpy pumpy if that's the case to be honest. |
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"I reckon aliens are mahossive spider like beings where the lady eats the fella after copulation.
I'm not really up for inter-plantery rumpy pumpy if that's the case to be honest. "
are you concerned your prowess may be shown up they may go for days |
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"I reckon aliens are mahossive spider like beings where the lady eats the fella after copulation.
I'm not really up for inter-plantery rumpy pumpy if that's the case to be honest. are you concerned your prowess may be shown up they may go for days "
Will they have tea breaks every 10 minutes or so? I'm getting on a bit now and need to pace myself ... |
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"do you think we have progressed enough to meet aliens nd what do you think of intergalactic sex they may have 4 cocks or 3 fannies maybe 2 heads"
The Alien lady in Total Recall starring Arnold Swarzenegger had 3 tits, it's one of the few bits of the film that really stuck with me for some reason.  |
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"I reckon aliens are mahossive spider like beings where the lady eats the fella after copulation.
I'm not really up for inter-plantery rumpy pumpy if that's the case to be honest. "
Inter-plantery!?  
Inter-planetary! It's late/early. I need sleep! |
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"do you think we have progressed enough to meet aliens nd what do you think of intergalactic sex they may have 4 cocks or 3 fannies maybe 2 heads
The Alien lady in Total Recall starring Arnold Swarzenegger had 3 tits, it's one of the few bits of the film that really stuck with me for some reason. "
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"do you think we have progressed enough to meet aliens nd what do you think of intergalactic sex they may have 4 cocks or 3 fannies maybe 2 heads"
Knowing my luck I won't be their type  |
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"do you think we have progressed enough to meet aliens nd what do you think of intergalactic sex they may have 4 cocks or 3 fannies maybe 2 heads
Knowing my luck I won't be their type "
Or you'd message them but they'd block and delete ..  |
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It's 2017 and we still can't stop killing each other
Not sure we're quite ready for aliens yet.
Or maybe they already know about us.
Alien 1: we best not make contact with this planet yet, they have nukes....they might use them on us!
Alien 2: I wouldn't worry about it
Alien 1: why?
Alien 2: the dumb fucks have them aiming at themselves.
Just to add, if aliens look like gomorrah, id be up for it  |
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"do you think we have progressed enough to meet aliens nd what do you think of intergalactic sex they may have 4 cocks or 3 fannies maybe 2 heads
Knowing my luck I won't be their type
Or you'd message them but they'd block and delete .. "
Yes and I'd be able to start a thread saying how rude it is because it's not written in the gospel like FAQs |
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