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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

For example

Tomorrow's another day ! When Things Go Wrong

Stating the fucking obvious

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Whine, moan, get in a paddy then the bit I don't like is "rant over"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cowabunga.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'...at the end of the day'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anybody over 14 saving "cool"

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS over a year ago

Bristol.

You are moving forward in the queue....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's life I guess

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I could care less" - well, yes, I suppose you could.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lamp post pissing - when people use it because they feel left out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when all is said and done

at the end of the day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lamp post pissing - when people use it because they feel left out."

Yes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Low hanging fruit

Let's socialise that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just give it time .....

Fuck off - leave me alone and don't tell me just give it time ... grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if its not one thing - its another

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." I really don't want to get any stronger that way. Just kill me now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh, and by the way ...

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

'I'm not being funny but...'

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By *ooner2Man over a year ago

peterborough

i turned around and said

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Anybody over 14 saving "cool"

Cool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cowabunga.

Haha.

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

I think its a welsh thing, but when someone says "I'll do it now, in a minute"... drives me fucking insane!

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

None the more for that

Over and above that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'I'm not being funny but...'"

Nice butt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think its a welsh thing, but when someone says "I'll do it now, in a minute"... drives me fucking insane!

I say that so not a Welsh thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cowabunga.

Haha."

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No offence, when it was clearly meant too x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know perfectly well thats the WRONG hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/06/17 23:20:29]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to punch the next love island member who says "you're my type on paper". Shut up!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Expect the unexpected!

If I expect it, it's not fucking unexpected is it you fucking spaz!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Basically......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If someone is getting on your nerves say.

That will be nice for you.

It fucking drives folk crazy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Expect the unexpected!

If I expect it, it's not fucking unexpected is it you fucking spaz!

Now I take this as don't expect the obvious ,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

6 of 1 half dozen other

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By *a Fee VerteWoman over a year ago

Limbo

'Cheer up love, it might never happen'

... well maybe it already has so fuck off and mind your own business!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Where would you like me?

Most of them are BS. I hate ones that are falsely empathetic. I hate the ones that are dickish. Most of them are just

But lamp post pissing? I don't feel left out but it happens (well happened a lot) on here. It's one of the few images that work well in my head. I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anybody over 14 saving "cool"

Cool

It's no use trying to provoke me, I'm undergoing extensive "Be nice on the Forum" training!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Expect the unexpected!

If I expect it, it's not fucking unexpected is it you fucking spaz!

Now I take this as don't expect the obvious ,

Shush you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Expect the unexpected!

If I expect it, it's not fucking unexpected is it you fucking spaz!

Now I take this as don't expect the obvious ,

Shush you

Well it's obvious in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate it when people say "I’m just saying”. Well I hear you speaking and I understand that you just said it, so why are you following up with “I’m just saying”, what else would you be doing when words are coming out of your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most of them are BS. I hate ones that are falsely empathetic. I hate the ones that are dickish. Most of them are just

But lamp post pissing? I don't feel left out but it happens (well happened a lot) on here. It's one of the few images that work well in my head. I like it.

I think it wasn't the phrase itself being put forward, but the phrase when the person *is* only saying it when actually they're just feeling left out being put forward. There's a keen difference.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do hate "lmao" or pmsl. Especially from supposed adults, just makes me cringe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Each to their own.

Not here to judge.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Look..." at the start of a sentence. Politicians do it. Twats!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Where would you like me?

"Most of them are BS. I hate ones that are falsely empathetic. I hate the ones that are dickish. Most of them are just

But lamp post pissing? I don't feel left out but it happens (well happened a lot) on here. It's one of the few images that work well in my head. I like it.

I think it wasn't the phrase itself being put forward, but the phrase when the person *is* only saying it when actually they're just feeling left out being put forward. There's a keen difference. "

Yes, thanks for clarifying something I understood.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It almost never happens...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most of them are BS. I hate ones that are falsely empathetic. I hate the ones that are dickish. Most of them are just

But lamp post pissing? I don't feel left out but it happens (well happened a lot) on here. It's one of the few images that work well in my head. I like it.

I think it wasn't the phrase itself being put forward, but the phrase when the person *is* only saying it when actually they're just feeling left out being put forward. There's a keen difference.

Yes, thanks for clarifying something I understood. "

Well it wasn't clear you had understood it from your post. Thanks for clarifying you had.

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Thar is sumone for everyone out thar sumwear you just havount found them yet.

No thar isount.

(FACT) Sum people don't find a partner.

Stop sugar coating stuff

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By *ddit...Man over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Whatever... properly winds me up... lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Look..." at the start of a sentence. Politicians do it. Twats!

Or when people get up to leave they have to say 'right' followed by I why they have to, would be kind of strange without the 'right' though

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

""What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." I really don't want to get any stronger that way. Just kill me now.

Oh I like that one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whatever... properly winds me up... lol"

Whatever !! Did you just say 'lol' to pi$$ me off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not gonna lie to you..... followed by BIG FAT LIE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most of them are BS. I hate ones that are falsely empathetic. I hate the ones that are dickish. Most of them are just

But lamp post pissing? I don't feel left out but it happens (well happened a lot) on here. It's one of the few images that work well in my head. I like it.

I think it wasn't the phrase itself being put forward, but the phrase when the person *is* only saying it when actually they're just feeling left out being put forward. There's a keen difference.

Yes, thanks for clarifying something I understood. "

Guess you're not in your happy place composing at the minute?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Expect the unexpected!

If I expect it, it's not fucking unexpected is it you fucking spaz!

Now I take this as don't expect the obvious ,

Shush you

Well it's obvious in it

Oh god don't start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not gonna lie to you..... followed by BIG FAT LIE"

Usually followed up with a big fat BUT, then a personal opinion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Expect the unexpected!

If I expect it, it's not fucking unexpected is it you fucking spaz!

Now I take this as don't expect the obvious ,

Shush you

Well it's obvious in it

Oh god don't start

You started it

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Where would you like me?

"Most of them are BS. I hate ones that are falsely empathetic. I hate the ones that are dickish. Most of them are just

But lamp post pissing? I don't feel left out but it happens (well happened a lot) on here. It's one of the few images that work well in my head. I like it.

I think it wasn't the phrase itself being put forward, but the phrase when the person *is* only saying it when actually they're just feeling left out being put forward. There's a keen difference.

Yes, thanks for clarifying something I understood.

Guess you're not in your happy place composing at the minute?

Oh I'm actually doing great.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Where would you like me?

"Most of them are BS. I hate ones that are falsely empathetic. I hate the ones that are dickish. Most of them are just

But lamp post pissing? I don't feel left out but it happens (well happened a lot) on here. It's one of the few images that work well in my head. I like it.

I think it wasn't the phrase itself being put forward, but the phrase when the person *is* only saying it when actually they're just feeling left out being put forward. There's a keen difference.

Yes, thanks for clarifying something I understood.

Well it wasn't clear you had understood it from your post. Thanks for clarifying you had.

No problem.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

To be honest.......... grrrrrrrrr would I want someone not to be or expect them not to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most of them are BS. I hate ones that are falsely empathetic. I hate the ones that are dickish. Most of them are just

But lamp post pissing? I don't feel left out but it happens (well happened a lot) on here. It's one of the few images that work well in my head. I like it.

I think it wasn't the phrase itself being put forward, but the phrase when the person *is* only saying it when actually they're just feeling left out being put forward. There's a keen difference.

Yes, thanks for clarifying something I understood.

Well it wasn't clear you had understood it from your post. Thanks for clarifying you had.

Ladies, please don't fight. Unless it's over me...

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

When messaging clearly only the 2 of you but constantly inserting my name in every sentence, just why, there is no confusion whom they are addressing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Expect the unexpected!

If I expect it, it's not fucking unexpected is it you fucking spaz!

Now I take this as don't expect the obvious ,

Shush you

Well it's obvious in it

Oh god don't start

You started it

What? How did I start it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the worse can happen!!! When it already has! (Doesn't help)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Also when you ask a question and people reply with "Honestly?"

No, lie to me instead ffs!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also when you ask a question and people reply with "Honestly?"

No, lie to me instead ffs!

Yeah I like that one! Give you that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I get a _____?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Where would you like me?

"Most of them are BS. I hate ones that are falsely empathetic. I hate the ones that are dickish. Most of them are just

But lamp post pissing? I don't feel left out but it happens (well happened a lot) on here. It's one of the few images that work well in my head. I like it.

I think it wasn't the phrase itself being put forward, but the phrase when the person *is* only saying it when actually they're just feeling left out being put forward. There's a keen difference.

Yes, thanks for clarifying something I understood.

Well it wasn't clear you had understood it from your post. Thanks for clarifying you had.

Ladies, please don't fight. Unless it's over me... "

That's not a fight! And over you? In like a Spartan fashion? Or jousting?

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I'll do it tomorrow

Tomorrow never chuffing comes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also when you ask a question and people reply with "Honestly?"

No, lie to me instead ffs!

Yeah I like that one! Give you that

Such a sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I turned round and said...

Did you? Did you really do a little pirouette and then talk? No. Didn't think so.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also when you ask a question and people reply with "Honestly?"

No, lie to me instead ffs!

Yeah I like that one! Give you that

Such a sweetheart

I know, I know,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A problem shared is a problem halved!

What? No it fucking isn't I still have the same problem causing the same issue as before I told you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'fancy a fuck?'

must be the most overused phrase on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I get a _____?"

P, please Bob

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What you looking for on here then?

Not you, and if you had read my profile you would have known that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A problem shared is a problem halved!

What? No it fucking isn't I still have the same problem causing the same issue as before I told you!

Ahhh but, if the problem is something that someone can help you with then it's nearly, 'problem solved '

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At this moment in time- pompous twats, just say now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A problem shared is a problem halved!

What? No it fucking isn't I still have the same problem causing the same issue as before I told you!

Ahhh but, if the problem is something that someone can help you with then it's nearly, 'problem solved '

I wish I could slap you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And mmmm drives me mad

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Going forward

For sure

Talking on the third party.

Actually the last just creeps me out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A problem shared is a problem halved!

What? No it fucking isn't I still have the same problem causing the same issue as before I told you!

Ahhh but, if the problem is something that someone can help you with then it's nearly, 'problem solved '

I wish I could slap you!

I was laughing typing that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And mmmm drives me mad "

That's because you want a mmmmf

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

The whole "popcorn" forum thing really annoys me, not sure why. Maybe I think those who use it are trying to give off a superior vibe, I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A problem shared is a problem halved!

What? No it fucking isn't I still have the same problem causing the same issue as before I told you!

Ahhh but, if the problem is something that someone can help you with then it's nearly, 'problem solved '

I wish I could slap you!

I was laughing typing that

Chuckle fucking chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'fancy a fuck?'

must be the most overused phrase on fab

And she's back!

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

'So I turned round and said ...'

Lots of spinning people up here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see it a couple do u ever meet alone ...... Grrrrr no were a couple

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Everything happens for a reason.

Yep, when it relates to me, something crap because I made a bad decision.

I dislike it when it's used in relation to a bereavement for example. Not sensitive and usually the person that experiences this does not need the pandering offered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The whole "popcorn" forum thing really annoys me, not sure why. Maybe I think those who use it are trying to give off a superior vibe, I don't know. "

I agree, although I don't think superior. I think they're just nosey shit stirrers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most of them are BS. I hate ones that are falsely empathetic. I hate the ones that are dickish. Most of them are just

But lamp post pissing? I don't feel left out but it happens (well happened a lot) on here. It's one of the few images that work well in my head. I like it.

I think it wasn't the phrase itself being put forward, but the phrase when the person *is* only saying it when actually they're just feeling left out being put forward. There's a keen difference.

Yes, thanks for clarifying something I understood.

Well it wasn't clear you had understood it from your post. Thanks for clarifying you had.

Ladies, please don't fight. Unless it's over me...

That's not a fight! And over you? In like a Spartan fashion? Or jousting?"

Errrrm, best not answer that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grrrrrr....

Who actually grrrrs when they talk

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I turned round and said...

Did you? Did you really do a little pirouette and then talk? No. Didn't think so. "

Damn you beat me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grrrrrr....

Who actually grrrrs when they talk

Me it indicates the level of frustration I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"'I'm not being funny but...'"

That's the other one drives me mad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give me 2 mins!

When you know full well they're going to be at least 10-15

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

manager to me..... so moving forward....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give me 2 mins!

When you know full well they're going to be at least 10-15

I'm guilty of this but usually days later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'I'm not being funny but...'

That's the other one drives me mad

Fuck!! Yeah that one too hate it also .... Can take a horse to water blaaa blaaa (yes I use blaaa blaaa too)..piss of with your horse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give me 2 mins!

When you know full well they're going to be at least 10-15

I'm guilty of this but usually days later

Days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'I'm not being funny but...'

That's the other one drives me mad

Fuck!! Yeah that one too hate it also .... Can take a horse to water blaaa blaaa (yes I use blaaa blaaa too)..piss of with your horse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give me 2 mins!

When you know full well they're going to be at least 10-15

I'm guilty of this but usually days later

Days

Yeah!! Memory like a sieve

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By *atcherwankerMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"End of"

"Simples"

"Jog on"

I don't know what it is. I really don't. But these choice phrases aggravate my already inflamed bile duct and remind me why I hate everybody.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hurry up,my partner will be home soon!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also when you ask a question and people reply with "Honestly?"

No, lie to me instead ffs!

My boss says 'if I'm being brutally honest' at least once a day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And mmmm drives me mad

That's because you want a mmmmf

That is so true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give me 2 mins!

When you know full well they're going to be at least 10-15

I'm guilty of this but usually days later

Days

Yeah!! Memory like a sieve

You know you owe me money right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What ya sayin lad!!! Thats saying twists my arse!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What ya sayin lad!!! Thats saying twists my arse!!"

Must be a Manchester thing,

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Everything happens for a reason.

Yep, when it relates to me, something crap because I made a bad decision.

I dislike it when it's used in relation to a bereavement for example. Not sensitive and usually the person that experiences this does not need the pandering offered"

I do so get this. When my dad passed away I was approached by a 'colleague' at work who said 'if it's any consolation I have elderly relatives so I'll be in the same boat one day'! I was thinking 'wtf' !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hurry up,my partner will be home soon!!

must be just you who hears that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the one that really gets on my tits is..

'I have no wish to insult anyone but...' because you know that's exactly what they are going to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've got anger issues.

No I fucking haven't I just can't stand fuckwits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What ya sayin lad!!! Thats saying twists my arse!!

Must be a Manchester thing,

Haha my mates says it all the time from liverpool

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By *picyminxWoman over a year ago

Huntingdon

When a guy says 'you can trust me!' Really makes me cringe especially when its dropped into the first conversation and they want something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also when you ask a question and people reply with "Honestly?"

No, lie to me instead ffs!

My boss says 'if I'm being brutally honest' at least once a day. "

You have my permission to drop kick that cunt in his two front teeth!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For example

Tomorrow's another day! When Things Go Wrong

Stating the fucking obvious

"
that happens to me everything when I'm only joking around I have a funny sense of humour which u have to have these days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What ya sayin lad!!! Thats saying twists my arse!!

Must be a Manchester thing,

Haha my mates says it all the time from liverpool"

Nahhh he's a wool,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't get me wrong" or 'With all due respect", both normally proceed the exact opposite or a shitty or snide comments. "Although in my defense" which normally follows the above.

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By *kmanMan over a year ago

Letterkenny

Happy fabbing

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Also when you ask a question and people reply with "Honestly?"

No, lie to me instead ffs!

My boss says 'if I'm being brutally honest' at least once a day.

You have my permission to drop kick that cunt in his two front teeth!

You crease me up....hilarious! I'm nearly choking with laughter at your comments on this thread.

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What ya sayin lad!!! Thats saying twists my arse!!

Must be a Manchester thing,

Haha my mates says it all the time from liverpool

Nahhh he's a wool,

To be fair he lives on the wirral

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hurry up,my partner will be home soon!!

must be just you who hears that

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What ya sayin lad!!! Thats saying twists my arse!!

Must be a Manchester thing,

Haha my mates says it all the time from liverpool

Nahhh he's a wool,

To be fair he lives on the wirral"

Exactly!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also when you ask a question and people reply with "Honestly?"

No, lie to me instead ffs!

My boss says 'if I'm being brutally honest' at least once a day.

You have my permission to drop kick that cunt in his two front teeth!

You crease me up....hilarious! I'm nearly choking with laughter at your comments on this thread. "

He is funny isn't he,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you know what I mean"?...at the end of saying EVERYTHING....ermm well yes!, it came out of your mouth, in English!!!

so of course I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!

............................................ohh that felt good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Do you know what I mean"?...at the end of saying EVERYTHING....ermm well yes!, it came out of your mouth, in English!!!

so of course I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!

............................................ohh that felt good.

Oh I feel your pain there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Also when you ask a question and people reply with "Honestly?"

No, lie to me instead ffs!

My boss says 'if I'm being brutally honest' at least once a day.

You have my permission to drop kick that cunt in his two front teeth!

I have a whole list of shit she comes out with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who say "I can't imagine what you're going through right now"

Ok, so why the fuck are you attempting to with your fake sympathy! Arghhh

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

'What u up to?' as in message on here! Erm I'm on the chuffing site that's what 'I'm up to' I'm not chuffing climbing Mount Everest! Lol.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

' Your call is important to us' - well just effing answer it then!

People who use the word 'literally' inappropriately - e.g. 'I literally died'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'What u up to?' as in message on here! Erm I'm on the chuffing site that's what 'I'm up to' I'm not chuffing climbing Mount Everest! Lol."

Nooooo the worst version of that is WUU2!

Holy mother of Christ, I want to reach through the screen and use secatuers on their fingers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'What u up to?' as in message on here! Erm I'm on the chuffing site that's what 'I'm up to' I'm not chuffing climbing Mount Everest! Lol."

Stranger things do happen , but yes I get what your saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'What u up to?' as in message on here! Erm I'm on the chuffing site that's what 'I'm up to' I'm not chuffing climbing Mount Everest! Lol.

Nooooo the worst version of that is WUU2!

Holy mother of Christ, I want to reach through the screen and use secatuers on their fingers!

Sorry but what does wuu2 mean? Woo to? You to?

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"'What u up to?' as in message on here! Erm I'm on the chuffing site that's what 'I'm up to' I'm not chuffing climbing Mount Everest! Lol.

Stranger things do happen , but yes I get what your saying "

Next one I get I'll make up some chuffing random tale and see what I get back, it'll no doubt confuse the dingbat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People who regionally write and spell the way they speak.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'What u up to?' as in message on here! Erm I'm on the chuffing site that's what 'I'm up to' I'm not chuffing climbing Mount Everest! Lol.

Nooooo the worst version of that is WUU2!

Holy mother of Christ, I want to reach through the screen and use secatuers on their fingers!

Sorry but what does wuu2 mean? Woo to? You to? "

Shitty text speak for What U Up 2

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'What u up to?' as in message on here! Erm I'm on the chuffing site that's what 'I'm up to' I'm not chuffing climbing Mount Everest! Lol.

Stranger things do happen , but yes I get what your saying

Next one I get I'll make up some chuffing random tale and see what I get back, it'll no doubt confuse the dingbat! "

It is kinda unoriginal but I think sometimes men meant not literally 'what you up to' but in a general sense. As in I was finishing a run yesterday responding to messages, so I think some just mean it in that kinda way. Boring I know but hey ho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'What u up to?' as in message on here! Erm I'm on the chuffing site that's what 'I'm up to' I'm not chuffing climbing Mount Everest! Lol.

Nooooo the worst version of that is WUU2!

Holy mother of Christ, I want to reach through the screen and use secatuers on their fingers!

Sorry but what does wuu2 mean? Woo to? You to?

Shitty text speak for What U Up 2

Right, I get it now. Feel old now

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By *dy-ukTV/TS over a year ago

Offenham

Can I lend this from you....

No, I lend it to you, you're borrowing it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'What u up to?' as in message on here! Erm I'm on the chuffing site that's what 'I'm up to' I'm not chuffing climbing Mount Everest! Lol.

Nooooo the worst version of that is WUU2!

Holy mother of Christ, I want to reach through the screen and use secatuers on their fingers!

Sorry but what does wuu2 mean? Woo to? You to?

Shitty text speak for What U Up 2

Right, I get it now. Feel old now "

When I got sent it, I had to ask what they meant.

Then when they told me, I blocked them for being lazy illiterate bum munchers.

I did not want to have a conversation where I would need my 16 yr old son to translate. What was worse? She was older than me

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I'll just get a pen and paper!

This from someone who rang me at work for a telephone number....dingbat!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who regionally write and spell the way they speak."

Aye, fookin ell mate, divn't get me started.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who regionally write and spell the way they speak."

Ey up lad, tha wunt last two minutes down't pit wi that attitude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You only live once"

How the fuck do you know??

and...

"Things can't get any worse"

Yes they can, always.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thats just awesome... yes..What..ev...er..ugh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Do you know what I mean"?...at the end of saying EVERYTHING....ermm well yes!, it came out of your mouth, in English!!!

so of course I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!

............................................ohh that felt good.

"
not going to lie, im bad for this and i dont even mean to say it more often than not!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who regionally write and spell the way they speak."

Actually on second thoughts I'm with you on this one!

Imagine the Geordie whale call written down

Whyyyyyyyyy ayyyyyyyyeeeeeewe

Hawaaaaaaaaaaay

Tooooooooooooon

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

""Do you know what I mean"?...at the end of saying EVERYTHING....ermm well yes!, it came out of your mouth, in English!!!

so of course I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!

............................................ohh that felt good.

not going to lie, im bad for this and i dont even mean to say it more often than not!

Then do you tell a lie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Do you know what I mean"?...at the end of saying EVERYTHING....ermm well yes!, it came out of your mouth, in English!!!

so of course I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!

............................................ohh that felt good.

not going to lie, im bad for this and i dont even mean to say it more often than not!

Then do you tell a lie? "

Not sure I know what you mean dya know what I mean?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'What u up to?' as in message on here! Erm I'm on the chuffing site that's what 'I'm up to' I'm not chuffing climbing Mount Everest! Lol.

Nooooo the worst version of that is WUU2!

Holy mother of Christ, I want to reach through the screen and use secatuers on their fingers!

Sorry but what does wuu2 mean? Woo to? You to?

Shitty text speak for What U Up 2

Right, I get it now. Feel old now

When I got sent it, I had to ask what they meant.

Then when they told me, I blocked them for being lazy illiterate bum munchers.

I did not want to have a conversation where I would need my 16 yr old son to translate. What was worse? She was older than me

I said this earlier, can't abide adults using text talk, or similar abbreviations, it's just cringy, lmao is my pet hate and lol , I HATE 'lol'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People who regionally write and spell the way they speak.

Aye, fookin ell mate, divn't get me started. "

Pardon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'What u up to?' as in message on here! Erm I'm on the chuffing site that's what 'I'm up to' I'm not chuffing climbing Mount Everest! Lol.

Nooooo the worst version of that is WUU2!

Holy mother of Christ, I want to reach through the screen and use secatuers on their fingers!

Sorry but what does wuu2 mean? Woo to? You to?

Shitty text speak for What U Up 2

Right, I get it now. Feel old now

When I got sent it, I had to ask what they meant.

Then when they told me, I blocked them for being lazy illiterate bum munchers.

I did not want to have a conversation where I would need my 16 yr old son to translate. What was worse? She was older than me

I would have blocked you for being a cantankerous old git who if you couldn't work out what wuu2 meant would probably not know how to find my clitoris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'What u up to?' as in message on here! Erm I'm on the chuffing site that's what 'I'm up to' I'm not chuffing climbing Mount Everest! Lol.

Nooooo the worst version of that is WUU2!

Holy mother of Christ, I want to reach through the screen and use secatuers on their fingers!

Sorry but what does wuu2 mean? Woo to? You to?

Shitty text speak for What U Up 2

Right, I get it now. Feel old now

When I got sent it, I had to ask what they meant.

Then when they told me, I blocked them for being lazy illiterate bum munchers.

I did not want to have a conversation where I would need my 16 yr old son to translate. What was worse? She was older than me

I would have blocked you for being a cantankerous old git who if you couldn't work out what wuu2 meant would probably not know how to find my clitoris

There's a difference between not knowing and not wanting to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'What u up to?' as in message on here! Erm I'm on the chuffing site that's what 'I'm up to' I'm not chuffing climbing Mount Everest! Lol.

Nooooo the worst version of that is WUU2!

Holy mother of Christ, I want to reach through the screen and use secatuers on their fingers!

Sorry but what does wuu2 mean? Woo to? You to?

Shitty text speak for What U Up 2

Right, I get it now. Feel old now

When I got sent it, I had to ask what they meant.

Then when they told me, I blocked them for being lazy illiterate bum munchers.

I did not want to have a conversation where I would need my 16 yr old son to translate. What was worse? She was older than me

I would have blocked you for being a cantankerous old git who if you couldn't work out what wuu2 meant would probably not know how to find my clitoris

I didn't know what it meant ! And I really don't think I'd want to meet any man (if you can call him a man) that talks in teenage slang

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Makes you wonder how people coped when text speak was needed!

I wasn't paying twice to send a text just because I'd gone over the character limit!

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By *aren1956TV/TS over a year ago

Fakenham

Someone repeatedly saying 'no problem' when you are on the phone complaining.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"'What u up to?' as in message on here! Erm I'm on the chuffing site that's what 'I'm up to' I'm not chuffing climbing Mount Everest! Lol.

Nooooo the worst version of that is WUU2!

Holy mother of Christ, I want to reach through the screen and use secatuers on their fingers!

Sorry but what does wuu2 mean? Woo to? You to?

Shitty text speak for What U Up 2

Right, I get it now. Feel old now

When I got sent it, I had to ask what they meant.

Then when they told me, I blocked them for being lazy illiterate bum munchers.

I did not want to have a conversation where I would need my 16 yr old son to translate. What was worse? She was older than me

I would have blocked you for being a cantankerous old git who if you couldn't work out what wuu2 meant would probably not know how to find my clitoris

There's a difference between not knowing and not wanting to

Tell that to to many women on here who think if a guy makes little effort with a message then they'll make little effort sexually

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By *infullyNaughtyMan over a year ago

Greater London

"this offends me". This pisses me off so fucking much because nowadays everything offends everyone is becoming a pussy. Like you're allowed to be offended and I'm allowed to offend. Get the fuck over it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A guy talking in acronyms , to me equals little effort. And juevenille

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't want to sound racist but...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Makes you wonder how people coped when text speak was needed!

I wasn't paying twice to send a text just because I'd gone over the character limit! "

Lol!

Yep, must be hard being perfect and occasionally needing to lower one's self to the level of lesser mortals.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""this offends me". This pisses me off so fucking much because nowadays everything offends everyone is becoming a pussy. Like you're allowed to be offended and I'm allowed to offend. Get the fuck over it. "

I always follow it up with "just because you're offended, it doesn't mean you're right"

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

You seem offended

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell that to to many women on here who think if a guy makes little effort with a message then they'll make little effort sexually

So by your fucked up logic then, if I had sent you "WUU2" then you'd have blocked me for making no effort.

However, if you had sent me "WUU2" then you'd have blocked me for not knowing what it meant?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'it's political correctness gone mad'

'I'm entitled to my opinion'

'I thought we still had freedom of speech in this country'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Makes you wonder how people coped when text speak was needed!

I wasn't paying twice to send a text just because I'd gone over the character limit! "

I'm 38 and I've always coped! To me it seems to be a new thing, my ten and 13yo do, I never (that I can remember) done text talk. Mind you it was phone boxes when I was younger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fucking hate the word "banter" what is that shit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fucking hate the word "banter" what is that shit"

I can't see what the harm is with that to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You seem offended

Yes and not very positive either.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fucking hate the word "banter" what is that shit"

Banter, laugh, joke, getting on, I can think of worse words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Makes you wonder how people coped when text speak was needed!

I wasn't paying twice to send a text just because I'd gone over the character limit!

I'm 38 and I've always coped! To me it seems to be a new thing, my ten and 13yo do, I never (that I can remember) done text talk. Mind you it was phone boxes when I was younger

Text speak was created exactly for that reason. When texting became the next big thing. You only had a limit of characters before it cost you two texts usually 20p rather than 10p to send one text

So long texts were shortened, e.g. What you up to? - wuup2

Its not a new thing at all.

Ahhhh the days of the Nokia 3210

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I guess I'm just too old for the kids stuff, none of my friends/associates ever message me with, lol, pmsl, wuu, etc. But hey I'm probably not 'with it'

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