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By *ackandsally999 OP Couple over a year ago

Glasgow

Go.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I've got cake"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I heard you're looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U!

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By *limarkCouple over a year ago

Next door to Brenda & Clive

""I've got cake"

"
We have a winner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I've got cake"

We have a winner

what if you don't like cake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here have a drink *offers a bottle of water or glass of wine*.

You must be real tired after running through my mind all day and night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I've got cake"

Steak and roast vegetables also appears to be a winner

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By *limarkCouple over a year ago

Next door to Brenda & Clive

""I've got cake"

We have a winner

what if you don't like cake?

"
Is that possible? you learn something new everyday

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By *rowleyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you sit in sugar?

Cos that ass is sweeeeet!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm Batman"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here darlin'. Did ye fall from the heavens?

Cause ye look like a dead pidgeon."

50/50 either you'll get a slap or a giggle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Here darlin'. Did ye fall from the heavens?

Cause ye look like a dead pidgeon."

50/50 either you'll get a slap or a giggle. "

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Fancy a Fuck?

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By *rowleyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

""Here darlin'. Did ye fall from the heavens?

Cause ye look like a dead pidgeon."

50/50 either you'll get a slap or a giggle. "

lol

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

""I've got cake"

We have a winner

what if you don't like cake?

That's just crazy talk

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Fancy a Fuck?

That would work with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I heard you're looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U! "
wow

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By *rowleyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wanna go pole dancing?

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By *ire_thornMan over a year ago

no comment

Smile

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By *shpred1Man over a year ago

Romford

"I heard you're looking for a stud. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U! "

Haha that is excellent, never heard that one before.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish you were a door, so I can slam you all day

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By *ustOneNightCouple over a year ago

Blackpool

Nice shoes.

Wanna fuck?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you sit in sugar?

Cos that ass is sweeeeet! "

And how did you read my mind? my exact thoughts on you

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Have you got any English in you - would you like some.

Worked on American lass

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple over a year ago

dukinfield

Never mind about the funny taste, just drink your fucking wine!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey..."Are you from KFC"?

No...Why.....

"Because you have amazing breasts and thighs and you are giving me a Drumstick"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Nice face, can I sit on it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Hey..."Are you from KFC"?

No...Why.....

"Because you have amazing breasts and thighs and you are giving me a Drumstick"

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

"Nice face, can I sit on it

Yes you can

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Nice face, can I sit on it

Yes you can

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple over a year ago

dukinfield

"Nice face, can I sit on it

Winner!!!!

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By *axandbooCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Worst ive heard

"Babe, you look like a bag of spanners"

"I beg your pardon???"

"Looking at you has just made my nuts tighten"

....as for my line "fancy a fuck?"

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I suck your cock please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had..."I might as well call you GOOGLE"

"Because you have everything that I'm looking for"!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get in the van...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I suck your cock please. "

My kinda woman

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Do you know cockneys talk out our ass', you can feel mine to make sure

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Nice face, can I sit on it

Winner!!!!

I do use this

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By *lue9753Man over a year ago

Oldham

think you have spanner eyes... every time I look at them my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

can i put my ship in your harbour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you know the difference between a chicken leg and a penis?"

"No"

"Would you like to come for a picnic tomorrow?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I take a picture with you?

I want to show my mom how my future wife looks like

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By *vadownMan over a year ago

Wickham

Do you know the word of the day is legs and you definitely suit that word........ come on let's say we go spread the word.??

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Nice tits usually works for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This usually works best for me.

Wow you are extremely attractive can I take you out for a drink or reimburse you for that one.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

How do you like your eggs in the morning?...

Get your coat...you've pulled

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By *ohn8210tCouple over a year ago

Warwick

Ooohh what a lovely dress, is it felt ? ( usually the answer is no then say) 'would you like it to be ' ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many camels can I buy for you?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hurry up and write your number down before I don’t want it no more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you fuck on first dates. Worked once.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is your Father a terrorist?"

Cause your the Bomb

worked back in high school haha

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I think I could fall madly in bed with you!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go."

Surely "come" is better than "go" ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go.

Surely "come" is better than "go" ?

Depends on whether you're coming or going!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go.

Surely "come" is better than "go" ?

Depends on whether you're coming or going!

Or going to come?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you fuck on first dates. Worked once."

It's not going to work the second time you see her. .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go.

Surely "come" is better than "go" ?

Depends on whether you're coming or going!

Or going to come?"

(^ my cum face)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go."

That's a lousy pick-up line

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