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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago
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Worse/cheekier/funnier than straighforward ones?

I got one last night and its still making me giggle

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By *stwoforfun2Couple over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

"Worse/cheekier/funnier than straighforward ones?

I got one last night and its still making me giggle

So, go on, make us giggle too then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/06/11 10:26:10]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A colleague describing me to another colleague: "she'd be absolutely stunning...if she were slim!"

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

i got told " youre lovely , have not not got a taller sister ?"

ohh and one guy said he had a theory that fat girls are much better in bed as they make more effort and then proceeded to say i had soooo blew his mind and proved he was right ! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if you had a brain you'd be dangerous

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

When putting my face avatar up being immediately hassled by PM and in threads to put my arse back on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i got told " youre lovely , have not not got a taller sister ?"

ohh and one guy said he had a theory that fat girls are much better in bed as they make more effort and then proceeded to say i had soooo blew his mind and proved he was right ! lol"

He a real sweetheart lol NOT

you look great in your photos so he must of been mad

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I got told the other day i was beginning to look my age then they went on to say you must be getting on for 40. It was from an 84 year old man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I didn't look like his mum he'd "do me"

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

aye you're no that bad for a wee skinny mouthy bitch!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"aye you're no that bad for a wee skinny mouthy bitch!!!!!"

ditto

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i was at the hairdressers and the lady sitting next to me said .."i wish i was brave enough to let my hair go THAT colour "....

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By *inktherapyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

When turning up at a single guy's house 'Oh, you're better than I was expecting - you're normal' (huh???) and the same guy 'oh you're a nice cuddly little thing aren't you' I never went back...

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"aye you're no that bad for a wee skinny mouthy bitch!!!!!

ditto

lol Loops, I meant me, not you!!! you're a TALL skinny mouthy bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We saw a pug dog walking along and it looked just like its owner. Paul then said we should get a Afgan hound as it would be like me. He apparently meant it as a compliment as they have blonde silky hair....!

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By *iceguydaveMan over a year ago

Monmouth

I once got told "ooh, you look just like that Prince.."

"Harry or Wills?" says I, flattered...

"Edward.."

(slinks away, crestfallen)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago
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"I once got told "ooh, you look just like that Prince.."

"Harry or Wills?" says I, flattered...

"Edward.."

(slinks away, crestfallen)"

Funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

one of my verifications says im 'close to perfect' lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When putting my face avatar up being immediately hassled by PM and in threads to put my arse back on.

And you bowed to public opinion! Hurrah!! x your benign stalker...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"aye you're no that bad for a wee skinny mouthy bitch!!!!!"

lmao

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"You may look like the back end of a bus but i'll ride yer"

One of my more successful one i have to say.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

Wow youre fit for an old bird

my answer.... wow youre stupid even for a young guy

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How persistent you are! Most people would have given up and called someone competent by this point.

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By *inktherapyCouple over a year ago

Gloucester

"Wow youre fit for an old bird

my answer.... wow youre stupid even for a young guy

Mistress x"

but did you still shag him?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Wow youre fit for an old bird

my answer.... wow youre stupid even for a young guy

Mistress x

but did you still shag him?

Nah, he wasnt hot enough to get away with it....

Did make me lol though.

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love your hair, the 80s perms are coming back aren't they

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By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

my fave of all time. from FSM ,,

" your like my favorite cheese.... mature and tasty...."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your always really well turned out well ya know for a large lady

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

Once in chat,from a 21 yr old lad..

"Wow i would never have believed you were 39,you look so good!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mate once got told by a guy....course i luvs ya, i fucks ya dont i

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got told I was probably better looking when I was younger and yes it was one of you lot

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"Worse/cheekier/funnier than straighforward ones?

I got one last night and its still making me giggle

spill the beans honey.

let us all know,what tickled your fancy.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

You know Andy, if yer forehand was as good you'd have a better chance of beating Nadal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ex who was very bi,her previous partner was fem, called me a "bitch" for leaving her on the brink after licking her, kinda nice to know you can nearly match a fems licking ability,lol

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

You know Andy, if yer forehand was as good you'd have a better chance of beating Nadal. "

OI mushterman.... nae need!!!!!!!!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"I got told I was probably better looking when I was younger and yes it was one of you lot

sorry Kev

but it's true!!!

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