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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

there are some swingers in our village

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"there are some swingers in our village

well I never!!

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

be the ones with the funny grass in the garden.. look for a moses basket.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well he's fuckin useless aint he....whats their numbers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shocking, house prices will fall x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

its probably the vicar and his wife ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

Have you the faintest who they are?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

Have you the faintest who they are?

well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

Have you the faintest who they are?

well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus

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my moenys still on the vicar !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

would have loved to see your face!

how did you react???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't worry - when I worked in a pub in a v.gossipy town me and the other barmaids used to amuse ourselves by seeing who could get away with the most outlandish rumour!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"there are some swingers in our village

its probably the vicar and his wife ...."

Naw, they're doggers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

would have loved to see your face!

how did you react???

I'm shocked,

, I mean, who'd want to shag a copper?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

would have loved to see your face!

how did you react???

I'm shocked,

, I mean, who'd want to shag a copper?

I would - i bloody love cops uniform. I once shagged a cop on duty....his radio was going off in the background

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By *hil McAvityMan over a year ago

Manchester

"there are some swingers in our village

Have you the faintest who they are?

well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus

Erm I might be missing the point here but....

.... Do you think it could be you? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

would have loved to see your face!

how did you react???

I'm shocked,

, I mean, who'd want to shag a copper?

I would - i bloody love cops uniform. I once shagged a cop on duty....his radio was going off in the background

Me too lol

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By *entadreadMan over a year ago

Essex

"there are some swingers in our village

Have you the faintest who they are?

well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus

my moenys still on the vicar !"

Its the cop, they are a kinky lot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

would have loved to see your face!

how did you react???

I'm shocked,

, I mean, who'd want to shag a copper?

I would - i bloody love cops uniform. I once shagged a cop on duty....his radio was going off in the background

Me too lol"

And here was me thinking it was just me who was awful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

would have loved to see your face!

how did you react???

I'm shocked,

, I mean, who'd want to shag a copper?

I would have got a bright red face lol then thinking he would be hinting that he know it was us lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

Yeh, we've heard that down our local also.

But we told them "Cornwall was a known for acts of depravity, sexual paganism and pasties.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

would have loved to see your face!

how did you react???

I'm shocked,

, I mean, who'd want to shag a copper?

I would - i bloody love cops uniform. I once shagged a cop on duty....his radio was going off in the background

Me too lol

And here was me thinking it was just me who was awful

Would love to in a fire station surrounded by all those firemen lol getting carried away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

there is a couple from the village who have a profile on here but don't have any verifications yet, even though they've been here over a year.

Kate reckons she knows who they are because they use their real names.

It's not the copper and his wife though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"Its the cop, they are a kinky lot.

too true!

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By *leasureDomeMan over a year ago

all over the place

"there are some swingers in our village

its probably the vicar and his wife ...."

oooy i dont live down his way !! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In your quaint lovely little village Jack, its terrible to have "those sort" living there isnt it

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"there is a couple from the village who have a profile on here but don't have any verifications yet, even though they've been here over a year.

Kate reckons she knows who they are because they use their real names.

It's not the copper and his wife though "

ffs jack,thats yous,the vicker and his missus,the copper and his missus,and the couple who use thier real names.

the question shouldnt be,who's the swingers,in the village.

the question should be who's not a swinger in this village.

oh and how do we get there.

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By *ensual temptressWoman over a year ago

Southampton

"there are some swingers in our village

im shocked !!! they should be flogged in public !!!

you certainly wouldnt get that dirty behaviour up here in glasgow !! ....... hehe!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"there is a couple from the village who have a profile on here but don't have any verifications yet, even though they've been here over a year.

Kate reckons she knows who they are because they use their real names.

It's not the copper and his wife though "

There are two other swinging couples in our village...neither of whom will meet us,we reckon its cos we need to trim our hedges more

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jack there's a bloke in the pub that say's you started the rumour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

Have you the faintest who they are?

well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus

my moenys still on the vicar !

Its the cop, they are a kinky lot.

Yeah, they always 'just happen' to be driving past a certain popular dogging spot in Southampton whenever I've walked by it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

Maybe he meant you guys. Just think, he was standing next to the only swinger in the village and never knew it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha Ha Sussed...

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By *acktilMan over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"there are some swingers in our village

Apparently there's some others on our street, and some more just around corner.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

half the folks in my wee village are swingers, and most of them are on here too!!!!

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"half the folks in my wee village are swingers, and most of them are on here too!!!!"

Checks Eastcoast mainline timetable

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Apparently in the 70's you could tell a swinger house by the way they arranged their garden gnomes.

Maybe worth a look about for gnomes Jack.

However there is something to be said for avoiding people altogether who own garden gnomes.

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Apparently in the 70's you could tell a swinger house by the way they arranged their garden gnomes.

Maybe worth a look about for gnomes Jack.

However there is something to be said for avoiding people altogether who own garden gnomes."

leave soapy out of this!!!!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"Apparently in the 70's you could tell a swinger house by the way they arranged their garden gnomes.

Maybe worth a look about for gnomes Jack.

However there is something to be said for avoiding people altogether who own garden gnomes.

leave soapy out of this!!!!!!"
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LOL I didn't mean Soapy, he is more elfin anyway!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Actually Jack, you have ruled out that he wasn't actully referring to you and Kate???

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

"Apparently in the 70's you could tell a swinger house by the way they arranged their garden gnomes.

Maybe worth a look about for gnomes Jack.

However there is something to be said for avoiding people altogether who own garden gnomes.

leave soapy out of this!!!!!!]

LOL I didn't mean Soapy, he is more elfin anyway!"

think you mean leprechaun.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Actually Jack, you have ruled out that he wasn't actully referring to you and Kate???

No, he doesn't suspect us.

Apparently, you can tell who the swingers are because they are always in groups of 4 or 6, like the copper and his mates always are.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

"there are some swingers in our village

Sorry what? Too shocked by the realisation you have eyes.

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

Sorry what? Too shocked by the realisation you have eyes.

Mistress x"

You've met us many times at "local" events, if you are who I think you are

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

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"there are some swingers in our village

would have loved to see your face!

how did you react???

I'm shocked,

, I mean, who'd want to shag a copper?

Ah uniform, cuffs, truncheon....sorry drifted off there...

Mistress x

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

"there are some swingers in our village

Sorry what? Too shocked by the realisation you have eyes.

Mistress x

You've met us many times at "local" events, if you are who I think you are

How confusing.....I'm not even sure I am who I think I am lol

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

Have you the faintest who they are?

well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus

but the question is are they cute and would ya

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

but are there any gays ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

Have you the faintest who they are?

well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus

but the question is are they cute and would ya

Yes and Yes

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

"there are some swingers in our village

Sorry what? Too shocked by the realisation you have eyes.

Mistress x

You've met us many times at "local" events, if you are who I think you are

How confusing.....I'm not even sure I am who I think I am lol

Mistress x"

Btw...I haven't been to any events in cornwall....

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"there are some swingers in our village

Have you the faintest who they are?

well.... actually, rumours are that it's our local copper and his missus

but the question is are they cute and would ya

Yes and Yes

better start leaving clues then and hope he is a detective

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