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just made myself a coffee, i dont usually drink hot drinks but felt the need for caffeine today lol, got to the end and found a spider leg in the dregs
just one leg!!!! which presumably meant i drank the rest   |
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"just made myself a coffee, i dont usually drink hot drinks but felt the need for caffeine today lol, got to the end and found a spider leg in the dregs
just one leg!!!! which presumably meant i drank the rest "
lmao  |
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"just made myself a coffee, i dont usually drink hot drinks but felt the need for caffeine today lol, got to the end and found a spider leg in the dregs
just one leg!!!! which presumably meant i drank the rest "
funny you should say that but they recon you eat 5 spiders through your life while you are asleep they crawl into your mouth while your snoring ,one spider in a part of the world i forget likes to lay its eggs up your nose.. |
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"just made myself a coffee, i dont usually drink hot drinks but felt the need for caffeine today lol, got to the end and found a spider leg in the dregs
just one leg!!!! which presumably meant i drank the rest
funny you should say that but they recon you eat 5 spiders through your life while you are asleep they crawl into your mouth while your snoring ,one spider in a part of the world i forget likes to lay its eggs up your nose.. "
Going to bed now wearing a face mask, and bog roll shoved up me nose, ears and jack and danny
*shudders*  |
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"just made myself a coffee, i dont usually drink hot drinks but felt the need for caffeine today lol, got to the end and found a spider leg in the dregs
just one leg!!!! which presumably meant i drank the rest
funny you should say that but they recon you eat 5 spiders through your life while you are asleep they crawl into your mouth while your snoring ,one spider in a part of the world i forget likes to lay its eggs up your nose..
Going to bed now wearing a face mask, and bog roll shoved up me nose, ears and jack and danny
*shudders* "
its true ...lol..dont you think those little legs running all over your pussy would feel nice  |
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"just made myself a coffee, i dont usually drink hot drinks but felt the need for caffeine today lol, got to the end and found a spider leg in the dregs
just one leg!!!! which presumably meant i drank the rest "
OMG! Feel queezy now! Note to self, always check kettle and cup!! |
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"just made myself a coffee, i dont usually drink hot drinks but felt the need for caffeine today lol, got to the end and found a spider leg in the dregs
just one leg!!!! which presumably meant i drank the rest "
all adds to the flavour hun x |
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"I read a story once about a guy who used mayo to lube his g/friend's pussy and a few days later she was in intense pain. On internal inspection doctors found her pussy swarming with maggots and they'd eaten into her vaginal tract - the lid had been left off the mayo and a fly had laid eggs in it.
Might be an urban myth though. "
spider laying eggs in nose and they hatched into brain gets me ...yuk ...they opened head cus of headaches and it was spider nest ...might be urban myth too tho ...but who cares if i can sell my new anti spider kit ...lol |
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"spider laying eggs in nose and they hatched into brain gets me ...yuk ...they opened head cus of headaches and it was spider nest ...might be urban myth too tho ...but who cares if i can sell my new anti spider kit ...lol"
I've heard of that one too but it was the ear the spider laid it's eggs in and the baby nids ate through the eardrum and were scampering around between the guy's brain and skull. That one must be a myth though as brain fluid surrounds the brain.
Good luck with the antinid kits though lol |
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"I read a story once about a guy who used mayo to lube his g/friend's pussy and a few days later she was in intense pain. On internal inspection doctors found her pussy swarming with maggots and they'd eaten into her vaginal tract - the lid had been left off the mayo and a fly had laid eggs in it.
Might be an urban myth though.
spider laying eggs in nose and they hatched into brain gets me ...yuk ...they opened head cus of headaches and it was spider nest ...might be urban myth too tho ...but who cares if i can sell my new anti spider kit ...lol"
call it the black widow kit and you're probably on a winner |
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"spider laying eggs in nose and they hatched into brain gets me ...yuk ...they opened head cus of headaches and it was spider nest ...might be urban myth too tho ...but who cares if i can sell my new anti spider kit ...lol
I've heard of that one too but it was the ear the spider laid it's eggs in and the baby nids ate through the eardrum and were scampering around between the guy's brain and skull. That one must be a myth though as brain fluid surrounds the brain.
Good luck with the antinid kits though lol "
noo i have a new anti-nit cream for the ears , |
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"I read a story once about a guy who used mayo to lube his g/friend's pussy and a few days later she was in intense pain. On internal inspection doctors found her pussy swarming with maggots and they'd eaten into her vaginal tract - the lid had been left off the mayo and a fly had laid eggs in it.
Might be an urban myth though.
spider laying eggs in nose and they hatched into brain gets me ...yuk ...they opened head cus of headaches and it was spider nest ...might be urban myth too tho ...but who cares if i can sell my new anti spider kit ...lol
call it the black widow kit and you're probably on a winner"
it will sell itself after this thread ..
STOP SPIDERS FORMING A NEST IN YUOR BODY WITH THE NEW BLACK WIDOW ANTI SPIDER KIT |
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"Put me down for some and noooooo prefer fingers to legs ta
i am marketing it as my new anti spider sleep kit  "
The only certain way to avoid spider infestation is to completely wrap yourself in plastic every night, with no gaps. Guaranteed no spiders, only problem will be it is guaranteed for just the one night! |
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