"NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
can you tell I am bored and lonely??
I have a cute ass you know, it's won awards!!
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awww dont call your future intended an ass he is a nice guy ...didnt know he had won awards tho  |
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
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"NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
can you tell I am bored and lonely??
I have a cute ass you know, it's won awards!!
awww dont call your future intended an ass he is a nice guy ...didnt know he had won awards tho "
eeeeewwww, you pronounce his name ARSE!!!! |
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"NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
can you tell I am bored and lonely??
I have a cute ass you know, it's won awards!!
I'll shag ya  "
likewise.
but your too good for someone like me. |
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
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"back in 10 - delivery guy at the door!!
The Mars bars have arrived then...
*Turns up deep fat fryer*
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can really go off some people!!!!
it's you mad engurlandyshire lot that eat battered chips!!!! wtf is THAT all about???  |
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By *muma OP Woman
over a year ago
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"back in 10 - delivery guy at the door!!
That's another mother crying somewhere tonight.  "
phwoooooarrrr Gander ma man, fancy a fuck????
(if you say no or anything sarcastic you will be plagued with 4am phonecalls) |
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"back in 10 - delivery guy at the door!!
The Mars bars have arrived then...
*Turns up deep fat fryer*
can really go off some people!!!!
it's you mad engurlandyshire lot that eat battered chips!!!! wtf is THAT all about??? "
Ive squashed a few, ate a few but never battered one 
God knows what soapys been feeding ya ?  |
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phwoooooarrrr Gander ma man, fancy a fuck????
(if you say no or anything sarcastic you will be plagued with 4am phonecalls) "
Christ!! You've been down in England all this time and you come home to get laid?......... Gordon Brown was down there for two minutes, and he fucked us all.......... Pull yourself together woman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need sub titles for this Scottish persons mad rants find him hard to understand
away and shite ya sausage (wuvs ye snoggybutt) xx"
Awww I wuv u tooo more than that snoggy xxxx |
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"Ooops meant soapy hee hee
you loves soapy more than I do...... "
Now now you know I can't choose between you I enjoy our threesomes specially when you watch |
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"Ooops meant soapy hee hee
you loves soapy more than I do......
Now now you know I can't choose between you I enjoy our threesomes specially when you watch "
but that's only cos I let you raid my wardrobe first though snogglies x |
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"Ooops meant soapy hee hee
you loves soapy more than I do......
Now now you know I can't choose between you I enjoy our threesomes specially when you watch
but that's only cos I let you raid my wardrobe first though snogglies x"
Still wear the fluffy red slingback slippers |
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