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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Don't blame me if there wrong I googled this one

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 (

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1 inches

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop:10 feet

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

The human equvalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste. Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest. Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquours) leaves a pleasant sugary taste. Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey BRown, etc.

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie

Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower

It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood', a name for an a.m. erection

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Are you bored by any chance??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Are you bored by any chance?? "

How did you guess Sherlock

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

7200, ffs only 15 left

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

largest penis in relation to body size in animal kingdom is...a LIMPET lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Are you bored by any chance??

How did you guess Sherlock "

Because I am clever...

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I am concnerd we are given the price of condoms in US $ not £... or heaven forbid in €.;-)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im taking no notice cause kev tells lies

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Im taking no notice cause kev tells lies "

Yes he does......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Im taking no notice cause kev tells lies "

That could tarnish my reputation, actually it could improve it

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

not kev kev pants on fire, surely not lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"not kev kev pants on fire, surely not lol"

He might not wear any!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

burnt bottom then

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm starting to feel very victimised here ...........................

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm starting to feel very victimised here ........................... "

Ohh please................

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

walks off stamping feet, slams door and sits down with a bike mag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you know that the female body actively seeks to murder as many sperm as it can before they can fertilise the egg.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"walks off stamping feet, slams door and sits down with a bike mag "

Have fun.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

99% of swingers hate sex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1% bottle it

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By *razydriver8Couple  over a year ago

plymouth


"1% bottle it "

ohh where can i buy some ??? and whos is it??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood', a name for an a.m. erection"

It's not a proper erection. I read somewhere that it's some kind of test, like a fire drill, your body does.

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