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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who drive 5mph UNDER the speed limit 
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Totally agree. Especially through road works when its clearly marked 50mph, they're driving at 45mph and you can't overtake them. GRrrrr |
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"Katie Price
She is one very annoying irritating woman. I'd love to have the opportunity - just once - to say, "Nah, not my type." "
She irrates me she lives behind her make up and just has to slag everyone off to make herself feel special.. |
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"The loo roll on the wrong way round, I even have to change it round in other people's houses. If it doesn't come off the top of the roll it really bugs me. OCD or what! Lol"
I'm with you there. It should be a crime against humanity in my book.  |
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"not having my complaints accepted by the complaints office on a Thursday. 
i agree ...opening hours should be 24 / 7 lol
I'm taking notes here....
about bloody time "
...these are notes for the Fab Ninjas... |
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"not having my complaints accepted by the complaints office on a Thursday.
i agree ...opening hours should be 24 / 7 lol
I'm taking notes here....
about bloody time
...these are notes for the Fab Ninjas... "
hope they filled out the relevant form |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"The loo roll on the wrong way round, I even have to change it round in other people's houses. If it doesn't come off the top of the roll it really bugs me. OCD or what! Lol
I'm with you there. It should be a crime against humanity in my book. "
I do recall having this discussion, so I'm with you on that one!! |
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"The loo roll on the wrong way round, I even have to change it round in other people's houses. If it doesn't come off the top of the roll it really bugs me. OCD or what! Lol
I'm with you there. It should be a crime against humanity in my book.
I do recall having this discussion, so I'm with you on that one!!"
Solidarity comrade!  |
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"The loo roll on the wrong way round, I even have to change it round in other people's houses. If it doesn't come off the top of the roll it really bugs me. OCD or what! Lol
I'm with you there. It should be a crime against humanity in my book. "
Agree here too but are you over or under? Has to be over for me! |
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"The loo roll on the wrong way round, I even have to change it round in other people's houses. If it doesn't come off the top of the roll it really bugs me. OCD or what! Lol
I'm with you there. It should be a crime against humanity in my book.
I do recall having this discussion, so I'm with you on that one!!
Solidarity comrade! "
A degree of solidarity is always good but too much can lead to quite serious problems! |
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"The loo roll on the wrong way round, I even have to change it round in other people's houses. If it doesn't come off the top of the roll it really bugs me. OCD or what! Lol
I'm with you there. It should be a crime against humanity in my book.
Agree here too but are you over or under? Has to be over for me!"
I don't have a toilet roll holder because they annoy the heck out of me.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The loo roll on the wrong way round, I even have to change it round in other people's houses. If it doesn't come off the top of the roll it really bugs me. OCD or what! Lol
I'm with you there. It should be a crime against humanity in my book.
I do recall having this discussion, so I'm with you on that one!!"
Mmmmm it's so good after three weeks ta finally have the sheet at the back where it should be xx |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"The loo roll on the wrong way round, I even have to change it round in other people's houses. If it doesn't come off the top of the roll it really bugs me. OCD or what! Lol
I'm with you there. It should be a crime against humanity in my book.
I do recall having this discussion, so I'm with you on that one!!
Mmmmm it's so good after three weeks ta finally have the sheet at the back where it should be xx "
you mean you've left it to the front then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The loo roll on the wrong way round, I even have to change it round in other people's houses. If it doesn't come off the top of the roll it really bugs me. OCD or what! Lol
I'm with you there. It should be a crime against humanity in my book. "
Ditto. Over the top. Under means that if you pull too hard it all unravels and goes down the back of the bog. At least with over the top it unravels in front of you. |
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By *zzy45Woman
over a year ago
a village near the suffolk/essex border |
"The loo roll on the wrong way round, I even have to change it round in other people's houses. If it doesn't come off the top of the roll it really bugs me. OCD or what! Lol"
Ohhh I thought I was the only one that did that..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You always pull two sheets extra when it is from underneath as you have to grab hold of it before tearing it off whereas from above you just put you hand on the roll and tear.
It is therefore un-green to have it underslung and you're contributing to the deforestation of the Amazon basin by continuing to do so. |
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"You always pull two sheets extra when it is from underneath as you have to grab hold of it before tearing it off whereas from above you just put you hand on the roll and tear.
It is therefore un-green to have it underslung and you're contributing to the deforestation of the Amazon basin by continuing to do so. "
Correctamundo!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not being able to see properly without my glasses and being unable to work out what Danny was holding in front of him - oh and going into a thread and not seeing Invictus' lovely butt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On the forum the word 'fem' irritates me, single fems, the fem of the couple, etc, I hate it.
In real life I am a very tidy person, and I like my house a certain way, my curtains not having equal pleats when tied back irritates me, my blinds not being the same length on the 3 windows I have them on, empty bottles left in fridge, the cat jumping on the windowsill and breathing on the window - just to name a few |
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"Not being able to see properly without my glasses and being unable to work out what Danny was holding in front of him - oh and going into a thread and not seeing Invictus' lovely butt! "
Would you like a closer look at my instrument??? |
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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago
Near Bristol |
"The loo roll on the wrong way round, I even have to change it round in other people's houses. If it doesn't come off the top of the roll it really bugs me. OCD or what! Lol"
I agree, annoying! but the remnants of loo paper found between pussy lips bugs me even more ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When folk get pulled up for poor grammar/spelling on here
It irritates the hell out of me. I seriously don't mind when there is clearly a typo going on at that gets the piss taken out of. But when it's done with venom I get annoyed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People that eat like pigs and with their mouths open
people who speak with there mouth full (and I'm referring to food, not cock - for a change)"
yea that bugs me too although on this site the worse thing to bug me is men putting straight yet they've slept with tv'ts... wtf is that about?? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When folk get pulled up for poor grammar/spelling on here
It irritates the hell out of me. I seriously don't mind when there is clearly a typo going on at that gets the piss taken out of. But when it's done with venom I get annoyed "
You have missed a couple of full stops out there petal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People that eat like pigs and with their mouths open
people who speak with there mouth full (and I'm referring to food, not cock - for a change)"
Aaagh.... Sounds like someone walking through a swamp with their wellies full o vomit...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mine has to be the nozzle on my cillit bang,, i want it to spray over a surface area and it just pathetically dribbles out 
what things bug you?"
I read that as the nozzle on your clit!!!
The slobs that put their feet on the seats on trains:
people who travel with their mangey dogs on public transport that shake God knows what on you;
school kids on public transport: make them walk:
mums with buggies during rush hour:
colleagues who talk about soap characters as if they were real...
...I sound a right misery! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seriously Mush... I have no doubt that your punctuation is second to none but your spelling might as well not be blessed with effort or existence |
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when you get a message and you think its from a profile with lots of info and it reads "will fill this in later" then goes on to the cut and paste that is "sidney university blah blah...." the site owners say this is not a legal notice and only uses valuable space on the site!!! why do people put this on their profile??? rant over |
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Seriously Mush... I have no doubt that your punctuation is second to none but your spelling might as well not be blessed with effort or existence "
You are correct. If you say meet at 8pm, i will be there bang on, every time, to the minute.
Same as the subsequent performance. |
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"what about goblins? They're pretty dangerous I understand...
Dangerous but don't cause irritation to carpets "
Do NOT irritate my car pet.
If Lottie the Rottie gets out of her cage you could be in trouble. And me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Seriously Mush... I have no doubt that your punctuation is second to none but your spelling might as well not be blessed with effort or existence
You are correct. If you say meet at 8pm, i will be there bang on, every time, to the minute.
Same as the subsequent performance. "
See you at 7:53:24pm. If you don't come by then you will be a classic timewaster... earlier than that, you will be jotted down as the premature type |
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"Egyptian Airport shuttle bus drivers....
Just pick me up from the hotel Ten minutes earlier then you won't have to scare the life out of me by driving like Lewis Hamilton on drugs!"
I never knew LH did drugs. |
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"When folk get pulled up for poor grammar/spelling on here
It irritates the hell out of me. I seriously don't mind when there is clearly a typo going on at that gets the piss taken out of. But when it's done with venom I get annoyed "
On another forum I read (non swinging). They are called grammar nazis lol. |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
Self checkouts
People who leave their trolleys in the middle of the aisle while they wander off.
Those who stop and block the aisle to have a chat,then look at you with disgust, when you say 'excuse me'
Can you tell I hate doing the food shopping always come home stressed...Think I suffer from trolley rage.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pensioners in supermarkets walking in the middle of the isles.
4x4/BMW drivers.
Kids that have can exhausts on their cars.
"unexpected item in bagging area".
Teeth grinding.
Loud eaters.
Chronic farters.
People who talk to them selves so quietly you can't hear what they are saying.
Other than that, I'm a tolerant person! Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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that invisible person who lives in my house that spills stuff and doesnt clean it, that leaves empty containers in the bathroom and never replaces them, that drops things and never picks them up.................think its called a son xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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car radio volume not being on an even number.
my smartphone battery lasting about 15 mins before it needs charging.
Being called a fem.
Toilet roll on the wrong way. Must be forwards!
Putting expensive cat food down for my cats who look at me in disgust like I've just put a dish of Chappie down for them! |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
People who never say "Thanks" when you hold open a door for them!
Middle lane hoggers on motorways!
Supermarkets who continually change round their shelving, so you spend more time looking for the stuff you went in to buy (that should become illegal!).
Shoppers who dawdle around shops in a daze and get in your way! Grrr! Go shopping quickly, or not at all!!
People who wait at Bus stops, but only when they get on board, do they fumble around for their change to pay their fare and hold the bus up!
And there's more.... but don't get me started; there wouldn't be enough room on these pages
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"the reason for changing shelving in shops, is so you have to walk around more and hopefully buy things that you wouldnt normally buy "
Yeah, I know that, but it is really ruddy infuriating!!!!!!!!!!
When I go shopping, I like to be in the store for as little time as possible. Unlike the ladies of course, who, if shopping for hours was an Olympic event, you'd win Gold Medals every day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Meeting people for a social drink and they spend more time checking their phone than talking to me and look at me as though I've got two heads when I ask them if they're on call! No play. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mine has to be the nozzle on my cillit bang,, i want it to spray over a surface area and it just pathetically dribbles out
what things bug you?"
the nozzle on my clit, it's just too bldy sensitive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That reminds me of another one. That advertising campaign for a well known brand of sanitary products that says 'have a happy period' !!!!! I thought it was a joke when I first saw it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"women who wear the wrong size bras
women over a size 12 that wear leggings
ugg boots of any kind
chipped nail varnish
dirty hair thats in rats tails..ffs sake brush ya fecking hair!!! "
Opinionated women. |
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"women who wear the wrong size bras
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ooh, yes - 4 boob syndrome (although I do know a man who quite likes to see that )
blouses/ shirts not having a button where they should - in the centre of your boobs - one above and one under often leads to a peep-gap, even if the shirt is the correct size |
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Round here, the Help the Aged shop ( self interest i know ) charge £1.09 on some items.
I said that's an odd price point, the woman replied Yes, it used to be £1.10.
Perhaps there's a clue in the aged lol ( joke being i get strung up ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I annoy myself most days!!
Yep I know that feeling well lol xx
You're a brave (or very stupid!) man! "
Pmsl I meant I also annoy MYSELF I may be brave but I ain't completely stupid lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I annoy myself most days!!
Yep I know that feeling well lol xx
You're a brave (or very stupid!) man!
Pmsl I meant I also annoy MYSELF I may be brave but I ain't completely stupid lol xx "
Aaaaah!! I thought you were on some sort of suicide mission! LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who drive 5mph UNDER the speed limit
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Totally agree. Especially through road works when its clearly marked 50mph, they're driving at 45mph and you can't overtake them. GRrrrr "
Offt theres oodles more annoying driving stuff out there than that, folks who cant be assed flickin the indicator when gettin to roundabout,so you have to stop just incase they are coming straing at ya, or the flipside of that,diddys who do stop at roundabouts when theres bugger all coming!"!! |
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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago
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The cleaner not doing the job properly
The gardener not doing the job properly
The maintenance man not doing the job properly
The accountant not doing the Jo properly
In fact anybody we pay for taking the piss... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The fact that the men I find poke me in the way I like to be poked on here (in a verbal sense) are always fecking attached! Grrrrrrrrrrr! "
I second this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Folk standing up in planes to get ready to get oot before it has stopped, let them open the door too then, fall 30feet to the tarmac if yer in that much of a hurry, just flown at 500mph+, still not fast enough???
T xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People that sniff like they have a really full nose of snot, instead of using a hankie. Also people that spit in the street, you know the ones, they make that noise... then spit. Grosses me right out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People that sniff like they have a really full nose of snot, instead of using a hankie. Also people that spit in the street, you know the ones, they make that noise... then spit. Grosses me right out."
We reckon peeps who spit in the street should be fined in the same way as people who litter. It is uncivil and unacceptable behaviour, but we seem to see this more and more. |
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