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By *unlovers OP Couple
over a year ago
rotherham |
I'm so bored with this opening line
I know it's a starter but it des my head in
If I was poorly would they really want to know
And if I'm on top of the world do they really care
Just wish it was followed up by a conversation
Rant over
Sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I feel like I'm made of glass this morning, had a rotten sleep, it's my time of the month and it's one of those ones where you really feel it, not so much pain, more like you can feel your life force shedding away in your womb! I'd be happy to talk about periods with any guys asking how I am!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, how are you then? 
I'm incredible thanks, and how the hell are you this fine morning ?
Cal"
I'm incredibly spiffing and in tip top form thank you Cal.
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hoy you doin, seemed to work for Joey *if you remember 'Friends' seems a long time ago now...
But I can see both sides on this, a live chat up usually starts with something pretty mundane, which doesn't really work in writing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one message this saying
Well
Nothing more, wtf is that all about"
We love the one word messages, how are you supposed to respond ?
We've had....
'Message'
'Wow'
'Now'
'Fuck?'
Amongst other literary pieces of genius  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one message this saying
Well
Nothing more, wtf is that all about
We love the one word messages, how are you supposed to respond ?
We've had....
'Message'
'Wow'
'Now'
'Fuck?'
Amongst other literary pieces of genius "
An they wonder why single guys don't have any luck on the site.
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
As someone that writes "proper" decent sized messages (not first ones) to then get back
"Yeah, i'm like that" or "I agree" or "That's fine".
With no opening into a next message does rather feel like pulling teeth on here with some..
Not sure what's worse tbh this or the crap "Hi" that you can ignore?
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one message this saying
Well
Nothing more, wtf is that all about
We love the one word messages, how are you supposed to respond ?
We've had....
'Message'
'Wow'
'Now'
'Fuck?'
Amongst other literary pieces of genius
An they wonder why single guys don't have any luck on the site.
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Two of those came from couples  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So come on then, what is a good opener? Because I'm finding
Good morning, bitch tits!
isn't really working either...."
Can't understand why that line isn't working for you lol
I had one guy message saying
tit size and what's ya cunt like.
Really wish they wouldn't refer to my Mr as a cunt lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one guy message saying
tit size and what's ya cunt like.
Really wish they wouldn't refer to my Mr as a cunt lol"
That last line wins you, "post of the morning" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one guy message saying
tit size and what's ya cunt like.
Really wish they wouldn't refer to my Mr as a cunt lol
That last line wins you, "post of the morning" "
I'm on top form this morning lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a perfectly acceptable opener from someone with attractive photos or a profile I'm interested in. If they don't have those things it could be a fucking sonnet and I wouldn't read it. I don't want people spending ages on a first message to me that I might well just delete, so I'm quite happy with Hi, how are you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a perfectly acceptable opener from someone with attractive photos or a profile I'm interested in. If they don't have those things it could be a fucking sonnet and I wouldn't read it. I don't want people spending ages on a first message to me that I might well just delete, so I'm quite happy with Hi, how are you. "
It's a fair point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm so bored with this opening line
I know it's a starter but it des my head in
If I was poorly would they really want to know
And if I'm on top of the world do they really care
Just wish it was followed up by a conversation
Rant over
Sorry"
Hi HOW ARE YOU. Hahahahahaha sorry had to be done. I hate it too |
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"I had one message this saying
Well
Nothing more, wtf is that all about
We love the one word messages, how are you supposed to respond ?
We've had....
'Message'
'Wow'
'Now'
'Fuck?'
Amongst other literary pieces of genius
An they wonder why single guys don't have any luck on the site.
"
I really don't understand this. What's it got to do with single guys? The OP has not specified who sent the messages, I am sure couples, and even single females are well capable of such original pieces of prose.
Assumptions |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one message this saying
Well
Nothing more, wtf is that all about
We love the one word messages, how are you supposed to respond ?
We've had....
'Message'
'Wow'
'Now'
'Fuck?'
Amongst other literary pieces of genius
An they wonder why single guys don't have any luck on the site.
I really don't understand this. What's it got to do with single guys? The OP has not specified who sent the messages, I am sure couples, and even single females are well capable of such original pieces of prose.
Assumptions "
Calm down princess, if you read my reply to that, you'll have noticed that I did say, two of those came from couples, and in no way implies that it's solely men who write those beautiful lines. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had one message this saying
Well
Nothing more, wtf is that all about
We love the one word messages, how are you supposed to respond ?
We've had....
'Message'
'Wow'
'Now'
'Fuck?'
Amongst other literary pieces of genius
An they wonder why single guys don't have any luck on the site.
I really don't understand this. What's it got to do with single guys? The OP has not specified who sent the messages, I am sure couples, and even single females are well capable of such original pieces of prose.
Assumptions
Calm down princess, if you read my reply to that, you'll have noticed that I did say, two of those came from couples, and in no way implies that it's solely men who write those beautiful lines. "
And mine was from a guy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always start by introducing myself with a brief description been told that's boring.
Have started with praising there looks and told me they here that all the time.
So next time I'm going to say nothing just leave it blank and see if that works. |
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