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It's the end of the world as we know it...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" But which transferable skills do you have to offer post apocalyptical Britain?"
Well the Watersports lovers would have no problem drinking their own urine.
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Ya um...Two things..
1. I'm not into Watersports
2. That was a really disgusting thing of me to say..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" But which transferable skills do you have to offer post apocalyptical Britain?
Well the Watersports lovers would have no problem drinking their own urine.
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Ya um...Two things..
1. I'm not into Watersports
2. That was a really disgusting thing of me to say..
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
Where would you like me? |
Medical, foraging, I can ride a horse and can be bred. And I even have my DoE gold so combined with my fat supply, I should be grand and low maintenance. Oh and my youth! If it's just fabbers left alive, that might be valued. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Medical, foraging, I can ride a horse and can be bred. And I even have my DoE gold so combined with my fat supply, I should be grand and low maintenance. Oh and my youth! If it's just fabbers left alive, that might be valued."
We're going horse riding tomorrow! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I can shoot a gun, and a cross bow. I can peel a partridge and skin a rabbit. I know an edible mushroom when I see it, and I can make alcoholic beverages out of a selection of fruit.  |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
i am practical, calm and confident in the outdoors and in a crisis. im adept at survival techniques including finding and purifying water, hunting and cooking, making fire and making shelter and turning things into other things for necessity..if i was to be lost in a wilderness, id want to be stuck with me..
the only thing id want, is for the moaners and whingers, to leave me alone and i have ways of making sure, that happens too  |
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"I am a part time warlock/witch finder general...I could narrow the numbers down 
I could also possibly make computers out of twigs, leaves and string to maintain the forums!"
Oh! I also know some good local edible mushroom spots as well as wild food foraging....as well as spotting witches and warlocks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sleep with men
to have babies of course.
You have plenty of filters up on here I trust? If not, whack them up 
Well if it's the end of the world don't think I should be picky lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a civil engineer, so I'd be good at saying 'please' and 'thank you' a lot 
Mrs ddc & I could also do a proper inventory of the world's remaining landmarks.
Mr ddc"
Hahaha. They are always the first things to go! As seen on every marvel/dc/transformers film |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"Sleep with men
to have babies of course.
You have plenty of filters up on here I trust? If not, whack them up
Well if it's the end of the world don't think I should be picky lol "
Oh happy days
I can hear the first bomb of the apocalypse coming.
So Grab my knob,and throw yourself into that new,non picky status.
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"Start preaching to pray for Jesus to come save us all
WARLOCK alert!!!
Get him!
Thats at least one single man gone
Does he float?"
Do you really want to wait to find out! 
There are foraging and reproduction needs at hand! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Errrm, I have a vast knowledge of the post apocalyptic sci fi genre - books, movies, TV.
And I've played the Fallout games for hours and hours.
So there must be something useful amongst all that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Errrm, I have a vast knowledge of the post apocalyptic sci fi genre - books, movies, TV.
And I've played the Fallout games for hours and hours.
So there must be something useful amongst all that. "
Someone needs to keep an eye out for those Deathclaws  |
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"Errrm, I have a vast knowledge of the post apocalyptic sci fi genre - books, movies, TV.
And I've played the Fallout games for hours and hours.
So there must be something useful amongst all that. "
Mmmm! You'd like to think so |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
Where would you like me? |
"Errrm, I have a vast knowledge of the post apocalyptic sci fi genre - books, movies, TV.
And I've played the Fallout games for hours and hours.
So there must be something useful amongst all that. "
You should be able to avoid cannibals, save a few villages from famine and droughts, know when not to go outside and find a Mother who will lead us to salvation. Oh and pick up the odd water chip as needed. That's useful. |
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I think at that point in mankind's existence, I will reveal who and what I am. Then I will proceed to start all over again from scratch. Cleanse the planet and re-design.
Do you know what I am getting at? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Errrm, I have a vast knowledge of the post apocalyptic sci fi genre - books, movies, TV.
And I've played the Fallout games for hours and hours.
So there must be something useful amongst all that.
Mmmm! You'd like to think so "
Ah but I know all the tropes, so I'd have an idea on how to avoid being eaten by cannibals or being turned into someone's bitch.
Just need an intelligent, telepathic dog and I'm sorted. |
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"I think at that point in mankind's existence, I will reveal who and what I am. Then I will proceed to start all over again from scratch. Cleanse the planet and re-design.
Do you know what I am getting at?"
Warlock alert!! |
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" But which transferable skills do you have to offer post apocalyptical Britain?"
Depends on the post-apocalyptic scenario, tbh. Are we talking zombies, aliens, natural disaster, the upcoming coup by Nigel Farage...? |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
I'm pretty sure Mrs saucy's,
Mahasoooove boobs,and her extensive range of lingerie,
will be considered transferable skills,when the time comes.
For myself,I'm not so sure.
Doesn't look like there's going to be any shortage of smart arses.
Oh shit!!!!
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"I think at that point in mankind's existence, I will reveal who and what I am. Then I will proceed to start all over again from scratch. Cleanse the planet and re-design.
Do you know what I am getting at?
Warlock alert!!"
Warlocks, hahaha! That didn't even cross my mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm ok at sewing and knitting so I might be able to make some clothes for people. Failing that, I've got a vagina so it might be useful for repopulation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Errrm, I have a vast knowledge of the post apocalyptic sci fi genre - books, movies, TV.
And I've played the Fallout games for hours and hours.
So there must be something useful amongst all that.
You should be able to avoid cannibals, save a few villages from famine and droughts, know when not to go outside and find a Mother who will lead us to salvation. Oh and pick up the odd water chip as needed. That's useful. "
And endlessly finding another settlement that needs my help..... |
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" But which transferable skills do you have to offer post apocalyptical Britain?"
I can really "Think Outside The BOX"... and I can't imagine that there'll be many boxes left after the apocalypse.
Cal |
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