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"I know you stole Markoh's phone but I didn't realise you'd roped him into your deviant ways.  "
To be fair it was his idea originally. Mrs ddc is still smarting from him saying it would take two of us to lift her...
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I know you stole Markoh's phone but I didn't realise you'd roped him into your deviant ways.
To be fair it was his idea originally. Mrs ddc is still smarting from him saying it would take two of us to lift her...
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He obviously just wanted to get his hands on her arse.
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"I know you stole Markoh's phone but I didn't realise you'd roped him into your deviant ways.
To be fair it was his idea originally. Mrs ddc is still smarting from him saying it would take two of us to lift her...
He obviously just wanted to get his hands on her arse.
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Can you blame him
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"I'd already fabbed ut and had to go back and have a second look and then recognized Marko's shirt lol xx
He was fantastic
He always is... until he breaks the thoughtful gift.  "
He was very careful with ours
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"I know you stole Markoh's phone but I didn't realise you'd roped him into your deviant ways.
To be fair it was his idea originally. Mrs ddc is still smarting from him saying it would take two of us to lift her...
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What!
My memory is rather different of who suggested I was a bit porky having eaten too much the day before [me!]
Markoh is the perfect gent, you could learn something.
Mrs DDC |
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"I know you stole Markoh's phone but I didn't realise you'd roped him into your deviant ways.
To be fair it was his idea originally. Mrs ddc is still smarting from him saying it would take two of us to lift her...
What!
My memory is rather different of who suggested I was a bit porky having eaten too much the day before [me!]
Markoh is the perfect gent, you could learn something.
Mrs DDC"
Well thank you ma'am. 
I trust my hands weren't too cold.  |
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"I know you stole Markoh's phone but I didn't realise you'd roped him into your deviant ways.
To be fair it was his idea originally. Mrs ddc is still smarting from him saying it would take two of us to lift her...
What!
My memory is rather different of who suggested I was a bit porky having eaten too much the day before [me!]
Markoh is the perfect gent, you could learn something.
Mrs DDC
Well thank you ma'am.
I trust my hands weren't too cold. "
When I said perfect ^^ I meant it. 
Mrs DDC |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...in our latest pic. 
(No, not him, I meant the sculpture )
#ShamelessLAMthread
(& him, obvs)
Mr ddc"
Another one for the album
You guys are brilliant xx
We recognise the shirt on one of your assistants! |
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"...in our latest pic.
(No, not him, I meant the sculpture )
#ShamelessLAMthread
(& him, obvs)
Mr ddc
Another one for the album
You guys are brilliant xx
We recognise the shirt on one of your assistants!"
*Note to self, wear more discreet shirts..... |
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Mr ddc
You two just kill me!
Have you ever been caught?"
Yep, Mrs ddc & I were just minding our own business when this tall, bald bloke came up and grabbed her arse....
(You'd be surprised how little people notice, and the poses are rarely held for more than a couple of seconds) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mr ddc
You two just kill me!
Have you ever been caught?
Yep, Mrs ddc & I were just minding our own business when this tall, handsome, charming, rakishly good looking, suave, sophisticated, debonair, bald bloke came up and grabbed her arse....
(You'd be surprised how little people notice, and the poses are rarely held for more than a couple of seconds)"
I've fixed that for you. |
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Mr ddc
You two just kill me!
Have you ever been caught?
Yep, Mrs ddc & I were just minding our own business when this tall, handsome, charming, rakishly good looking, suave, sophisticated, debonair, bald bloke came up and grabbed her arse....
I've fixed that for you. "
That's right
He did....
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..but you soon shoved him out the way though, didn't you
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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Mr ddc
You two just kill me!
Have you ever been caught?
Yep, Mrs ddc & I were just minding our own business when this tall, bald bloke came up and grabbed her arse....
(You'd be surprised how little people notice, and the poses are rarely held for more than a couple of seconds)"
I sometimes wish I had the backbone (I won't say balls! ) to do it. Perhaps if I looked like Mrs DDC nekkid, I would. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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".
Mr ddc
You two just kill me!
Have you ever been caught?
Yep, Mrs ddc & I were just minding our own business when this tall, handsome, charming, rakishly good looking, suave, sophisticated, debonair, bald bloke came up and grabbed her arse....
I've fixed that for you.
That's right
He did....
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..but you soon shoved him out the way though, didn't you
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I'm good wiv me elbows. |
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I sometimes wish I had the backbone (I won't say balls! ) to do it. Perhaps if I looked like Mrs DDC nekkid, I would."
There are times when even Mrs ddc has second thoughts (we had to hide behind Subway after the dry-run and take a moment to reconsider)
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"Haha!! It's broad daylight you cheeky scamps!!!  "
That's why we originally planned to do this in the summer, when light mornings are quieter.
Who knew Basingstoke's main shopping centre would be so busy just before Christmas...
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"Haha!! It's broad daylight you cheeky scamps!!!
That's why we originally planned to do this in the summer, when light mornings are quieter.
Who knew Basingstoke's main shopping centre would be so busy just before Christmas...
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You know some cheeky bastard has copied your avatar, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" You know some cheeky bastard has copied your avatar, right?
Meh, yours isn't bad, but you haven't quite got the same level of 'je ne sais quoi'.
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I didn't know I had to speak Welsh. .... |
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I sometimes wish I had the backbone (I won't say balls! ) to do it. Perhaps if I looked like Mrs DDC nekkid, I would.
There are times when even Mrs ddc has second thoughts
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Yes, when being asked to climb a huge polished granite cock with my bare feet, without my spiderwoman gear on. I know my limits!
Mrs DDC |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*thanks Lib
*curtseys*
I only went into town to get my hair cut.
Erm... I thought I'd dealt with that during the summer. You surely didn't have another hair so soon? "
What can I say, I'm a fast grower. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I sometimes wish I had the backbone (I won't say balls! ) to do it. Perhaps if I looked like Mrs DDC nekkid, I would.
There are times when even Mrs ddc has second thoughts
Yes, when being asked to climb a huge polished granite cock with my bare feet, without my spiderwoman gear on. I know my limits!
Mrs DDC "
Oooooooh, spiderwoman gear you say........
*gulps. Lump in "throat". |
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"I was just there.  "
You should have been there on Sunday, we could have managed to get her on the very top, naked, whirling her dress around her head like a bucking-bronco rider!
(did you smile as you walked past?)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was just there.
You should have been there on Sunday, we could have managed to get her on the very top, naked, whirling her dress around her head like a bucking-bronco rider!
(did you smile as you walked past?)
Mr ddc "
It definitely gave me a chuckle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is a massive cock. !!! You can't get it in the oven on Christmas day,  Am I close, or do I get another guess."
You're miles out, both in distance and timing.
However this post may illuminate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was just there.
You should have been there on Sunday, we could have managed to get her on the very top, naked, whirling her dress around her head like a bucking-bronco rider!
(did you smile as you walked past?)
Mr ddc
It definitely gave me a chuckle. "
Gave me a frickin heart attack.... |
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