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What's the weirdest request you have had on fa
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Had this one this morning...
This is a strange request but I don't have a Hoover and could do with hoovering today as I have family coming down ?? Are you working at all today and do you have a Hoover I could throw around the house very quickly. It's only three rooms I need to do so won't take me long lol
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By *adyDangerWoman
over a year ago
land of debauchery and kink |
"Money for used knickers.
To go to a hotel room, watch TV and eat biscuits while two men have sex on the bed. "
If I could pick the biscuits and what's on tv I'd of loved that. I'd of been like 'mind your cock it's blocking my view of the tv'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy wanted to meet me and suck my cock whilst he was dressed up as a toddler in a nappy Whilst he fingered his own arse as we watched Piers Morgan on you tube!
The sick b**tard!! Like seriously who watches that idiot Morgan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had this one this morning...
This is a strange request but I don't have a Hoover and could do with hoovering today as I have family coming down ?? Are you working at all today and do you have a Hoover I could throw around the house very quickly. It's only three rooms I need to do so won't take me long lol
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"Please be normal".
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some guy sent me a message and wanted to pay me to suck my dick, and explained in the message that he pays per inch. Probably the weirdest I've had. Women don't tend to be wierd on here so my filters do a good job |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is boring compared to everyone else:
- would I take 2 senokot at 4pm then meet a guy at 10pm and let "nature take its course" as I squat over his chest.
- how would I feel about meeting up with a guy socially and, "if things worked out", go back to his place and try on his dead wife's clothes. |
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"Mine is boring compared to everyone else:
- would I take 2 senokot at 4pm then meet a guy at 10pm and let "nature take its course" as I squat over his chest.
- how would I feel about meeting up with a guy socially and, "if things worked out", go back to his place and try on his dead wife's clothes. "
I dunno, dude, you're in the running  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had this one this morning...
This is a strange request but I don't have a Hoover and could do with hoovering today as I have family coming down ?? Are you working at all today and do you have a Hoover I could throw around the house very quickly. It's only three rooms I need to do so won't take me long lol
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Fabulous bet you had a laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We had a guy from a couple who asked if we wanted Mrs to meet his Mrs to play with their horse whilst we watched
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Hilarious
Did you check it wasn't the missing Shergar |
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"A young guy asked if he could have sex with me whilst my husband had sex with his mum. Blocked."
We got the same message lol! 'Can I fuck your mrs while you shag my mum? She's 43, blonde and has great tits'.
On her single profile Miss got asked if she fancied a 3sum with him and his dog.
Couldnt make this shit up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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things like do i wanna suck them off...or if they send me dick pics and their face and i don't even fancy them but they expect me to be interested anyway.
idk, never knew the male mind was so bad when it comes to promiscuous women, i just thought the guys that hated us just left us alone and didn't expect us to service them. the internet has opened up my eyes though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once had a woman ask if I (Jewel) wanted a threesome with her and her younger sister who was only 15 blocked her straight away. Also had a woman who was into having sex with dogs message and had a dragon penis dildo |
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had a guy who wanted to meet at his, just me not the boss..
wanted me to walk in and he would be in the bath wearing jeans and then all I was to do was to piss in his pocket..
then leave..
like travel 40 mile to do that.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A guy wanted to meet me and suck my cock whilst he was dressed up as a toddler in a nappy Whilst he fingered his own arse as we watched Piers Morgan on you tube!
The sick b**tard!! Like seriously who watches that idiot Morgan "
This actually made me snort as I was thinking the punch line before I read it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most recently it was along the lines of put a Kinder Bueno in between your boobs.
Well. I wasn't doing anything else.
And we know exactly who that was! "
Ahhh I owe him one of those pics... Forgot about that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most recently it was along the lines of put a Kinder Bueno in between your boobs.
Well. I wasn't doing anything else.
And we know exactly who that was! "
He's a wrong'un. His Bueno brought all the wrong'uns to my yard too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most recently it was along the lines of put a Kinder Bueno in between your boobs.
Well. I wasn't doing anything else.
And we know exactly who that was!
He's a wrong'un. His Bueno brought all the wrong'uns to my yard too. "
They do look bueno though |
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Before I knew I could block men, I got asked if I would get on my knees naked and hold my arse cheeks open for him to just look at my arse hole.
He said he wouldn't touch me, but, just wanted to masturbate.
Hm.
I declined. |
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"had a guy who wanted to meet at his, just me not the boss..
wanted me to walk in and he would be in the bath wearing jeans and then all I was to do was to piss in his pocket..
then leave..
like travel 40 mile to do that.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The guy that wanted to meet at the McDonald's drive thru and wank into a sauce pot, and then watch me dip my chips into the "special sauce" and eat them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most recently it was along the lines of put a Kinder Bueno in between your boobs.
Well. I wasn't doing anything else.
And we know exactly who that was!
He's a wrong'un. His Bueno brought all the wrong'uns to my yard too. "
did you get milkshake to your yard hehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To put in a plug tail, crawl around like a kitten and drink milk from a saucer on the floor...
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Wait till his next message asks for you to use the cat litter tray |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy wanted to pay me to ''slap him around''
Could you not just send him to Govanhill with a megaphone and tell him to shout out "Romo's Out Now" "
l he just wanted slapped around, he never wanted his shoes and jacket stolen. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been messaged by a couple of different women on here who both had mistaken my profile name for meaning something else.
They both hoped I had a dog that would fuck/lick them.
What the hell is wrong with these people? A psychiatrist would be their best bet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been messaged by a couple of different women on here who both had mistaken my profile name for meaning something else.
They both hoped I had a dog that would fuck/lick them.
What the hell is wrong with these people? A psychiatrist would be their best bet.
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Your username might have had something to do with them getting in touch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been messaged by a couple of different women on here who both had mistaken my profile name for meaning something else.
They both hoped I had a dog that would fuck/lick them.
What the hell is wrong with these people? A psychiatrist would be their best bet.
Your username might have had something to do with them getting in touch "
a very slight possibility lol |
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I have had two separate couples ask me if I would turn up to their house where hubby would be restrained and blindfolded...and would I unzip and unload in either his mouth or bum while his wife watched.
Not my thing but good luck to them
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a couple of days ago I got a message asking to come and clean my cooker in exchange for him licking my pussy.
win win situation right there huh  "
send him to mine!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was onced asked if I wanted a job...a proper job mind...as a guy's secretary. Offered a nice wage, I just had to come to work slutty and have sex occasionally. I was tempted! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a couple of days ago I got a message asking to come and clean my cooker in exchange for him licking my pussy.
win win situation right there huh send him to mine!!!!"
haha I'll look up his profile name for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a couple of days ago I got a message asking to come and clean my cooker in exchange for him licking my pussy.
win win situation right there huh send him to mine!!!!
haha I'll look up his profile name for you "
please do he can do the ironing while he's at it lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just yesterday.. a very polite gent asking if he could sniff the toes of my tights or stockings after I had worn them all day.
I just thought it was a wind up so deleted the message but maybe there are guys out there that like that kinda thing.
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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago
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"Most recently it was along the lines of put a Kinder Bueno in between your boobs.
Well. I wasn't doing anything else.
And we know exactly who that was!
He's a wrong'un. His Bueno brought all the wrong'uns to my yard too. "
He's a hottie though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not as crazy as sum..but a girl i met asked if she could wear my socks while i fucked her!
And it was summer!! Id understand if it was today!
The strangest thing was..i swear she only started to cum wen she had her legs in the air with my socks on and i caught her looking at her feet! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not so much on fab but i used to be on an international site. Lets just say i learnt pretty quick that "do you like animals" anf "are you into K9" did NOT mean what i thought it ment"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not on here but on a night out
I was asked by a French woman if I would swap clothes with her and go back to her place with her and watch her husband shag me in her outfit.
Needless to say I didn't.
I was also once shopping in a large shopping centre when a woman asked me if I could see her underwear if she bent over. I agreed to check and she bent over a bench nearby and showed me her arse covered in cane marks. She explained she had had a bdsm session with her boyfriend last night and was worried it my be seen.
I smiled as she strode off into Top shop, leaving me more re than a little surprised |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not on here but on a night out
I was asked by a French woman if I would swap clothes with her and go back to her place with her and watch her husband shag me in her outfit.
Needless to say I didn't.
I was also once shopping in a large shopping centre when a woman asked me if I could see her underwear if she bent over. I agreed to check and she bent over a bench nearby and showed me her arse covered in cane marks. She explained she had had a bdsm session with her boyfriend last night and was worried it my be seen.
I smiled as she strode off into Top shop, leaving me more re than a little surprised "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ha nice wierdest one i got was hey handsome want to try my new rimming chair would love to lick the poo from your ass
yeah i know heeaavvy well for me anyways lol needless to say ha ha nah kinda freaked me out and it wasnt a woman a tvs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guy off a couple msgd me,did I fancy going to what was supposedly their house,find a pair of his mrs knickers left outside,wank into them while watching the pair of them through window,this was first msg from him,errrr what could possibly go wrong??? noooooo thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guy off a couple msgd me,did I fancy going to what was supposedly their house,find a pair of his mrs knickers left outside,wank into them while watching the pair of them through window,this was first msg from him,errrr what could possibly go wrong??? noooooo thanks"
clearly a perfectly normal thing to do in public?? |
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Cake would of been nicer 
