Don't you just have your partner's number ready in your phone so that it only takes one subtle press in your pocket to ring it, then they pretend it's the babysitter with an emergency?
That's what all our meets do
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"Don't you just have your partner's number ready in your phone so that it only takes one subtle press in your pocket to ring it, then they pretend it's the babysitter with an emergency?
That's what all our meets do
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"I was merry, not d*unk. Wine for nerves 
One or even two for the nerves is expected. But I'm talking obviously d*unk."
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You said you wouldn't mention it!!
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I'm so humiliated with the indignity of it all.
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I'd say "Whoa there cowboy, someone's had a bit too much grog haven't they" then go home.
Or, if they were so d*unk I thought they might vomit in their sleep and die, I would stay with them, maybe. |
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"Has anyone got a 'subtle' "Exit plan", should they be unfortunate enough to be presented with an obviously d*unken Fabber on the initial meet?
The emphasis is on the term 'subtle'"
This happened to me when I first joined Fabs.
I stayed for about 10 minutes watching him sway and dribble as he spoke, I then got up put my coat on and said "no thanks" and walked away.
Having a drink with a meet when you both arrive is fine, but to turn up d*unk is completely disrespectful in my opinion. So defiantly no reason to explain for your sharp exit |
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"I'd say "Whoa there cowboy, someone's had a bit too much grog haven't they" then go home.
Or, if they were so d*unk I thought they might vomit in their sleep and die, I would stay with them, maybe."
I would dial 999 and tell the ambulance service that the person was extremely d*unk and having difficulty breathing.
SS did this with someone in Nottingham who was so pissed that they collapsed into the gutter; the operator expected him to look after them, he pointed out that he was driving his car home and the guy had collapsed into the road.
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